Hilarious English Versus Pidgin Formations

Nigerians are creative, hilarious and can creat laughter from anything...

English: if Theo walk at night, Theo might get lost
Pidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS

English: It will take a while b4 Dan arrives
Pidgin: Dangote

English:Jason started it
Pidgin: Na JASON STATHAM

English: It's Ramsey dat knows her
Pidgin: Na RAMSEY NOAH

English: Are u videoing it?
Pidgin: u DAVIDO am

English: Olamide is bad
Pidgin: OLAMIDE BAD OOOO

English: How did u know
Pidgin: how u TEKNO

English: He might know
Pidgin: He Phyno

English: I thought he is a girl...but he's a boy
Pidgin: I think say na girl....BURNA BOY

English:The song belongs to Sam
Pidgin: Na Samsung

English: It's David dat baked it
Pidgin: Na DAVID BECKHAM

English: Selena will fart
Pidgin: SELENA GOMEZ

English: Their belly
Pidgin: Dembele

English:John is weak
Pidgin: John wick

English: Roberto's car got lost
Pidign: ROBERTO CARLOS

English: it wasn't me, it was Ruth
Pidign: No be me, NARUTO

English: I don't care
Pidign: I NOKIA

English: How did u know dat I told him to knock ur 
Pidign: How u TECNO say ITEL am make im NOKIA head

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