Friday In House News

 Weekend Hailings...

IN HOUSE HAILINGS

How una dey? Abeg i no too happy today eeh.Simply divine please come and see ooooh.
They have stopped showing Joda Akbar eeeeeeeeh...They stopped at when Joda went in search of posioned Jalal and went back without seeing him..She returned and started making plans to find him and they stopped it...I wan faint!...Oh gosh, i have not eaten today at all cos i am in shock...Jalal is still with the British people and he says he wants to know who is behind his poisoning.....Please just tell me in details what happened and how it ended.I love how Mambai married Prince Salim...She will be a great wife to him, make anakali pass front... KRITIKAAAAAAA.
I am attending a party this night with correct Buffet so i go dey do comment as i dey chop dey go...... LOL

So the giveaway is ended and one or two people were left behind cos they didnt send in their details on time but others were picked in their place........So thats it...I will include those one or two people in the next giveaway if they dont go anon to insult..lol

The articles below are not my mindset oooh, i only picked it up from facebook cos they make Interesting read....Discuss maturely and dont curse out anyone....

Enjoy the day....

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REASONS WHY YOUR HUSBAND DONT WANT TO HAVE S#X WITH YOU.

1. CHECK YOUR ATTITUDE

No matter how sexy you are or dress,  if you have a bad attitude, your husband will struggle to desire you. If you are ever complaining, negative, bitter, cold;  he will keep off

2. CHECK HIS STRESS LEVELS

Sex starts in the mind. When a man is mentally strained, his penis will struggle to erect. Worry and desire don't mix

3. CHECK YOUR HYGIENE

Your husband might want to do stuff to your body but if you don't keep clean or take showers, he might find it difficult to do more than just penetration 

4. CHECK HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH P#RN

A husband who is addicted to porn or masturbation will rarely make sexual advances on you, you will be in competition with the fantasies in his mind and on his phone, not to mention his hand. If he is addicted, don't judge him; support him to break the habit

5. CHECK YOUR TONE

The wife's tone can easily turn off a man. A wife's tone can even make a husband keep coming home late, not because he is cheating but because her tone is unwelcoming.  Does your husband enjoy your company or do you expect him to love your presence even when you are harsh to him? If he won't enjoy your presence, he won't desire you 

6. CHECK YOUR PAST RESPONSE TO HIS ADVANCES

Many wives turn down the husband's advances then expect he will easily come back when she eventually wants pleasure. Men get tired too. The more you poor cold water on his advances, the more you push him away 

7. CHECK IF YOU PRAISE ANOTHER MAN MORE THAN HIM

If you are ever praising your pastor, ex, father, brother, boss, favourite celebrity or another woman's husband whilst you belittle him; you will bruise his ego. Men make love with their ego. Bruise his ego and you will discourage his fire for you.

 

8. CHECK HOW YOU TREAT HIM IN PUBLIC AND PRIVATE 

If you disrespect him or talk down at him in front of others or the children, it will affect him just like it would affect you if he did it to you. 

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#FOOD FOR THOUGHT:

No Money in Circulation but Laziness is in high supply!!!!
I will give you FOUR examples...

#First:
Two young adults came to visit me one morning.
They needed money for food.
I told them that I do not have enough but if they don't mind, they should help me and wash my car so that I can give them the money I budgeted for the car wash.....
Both of them left lazily and I took the car to the car wash......

#Second:
We have approximately 10 trips of sand dumped by a caterpillar.
I wanted to level the place for motorists and saw 3 young guys parading the street with noisy music from one China torchlight.
When I asked them how much they will collect to level it, they said 5k each, I asked them to commence. In the evening, I drove to the site with their money, I was shocked when I got there and noticed that they did nothing.
On my way back, I saw one of them who told me that they couldn't find a shovel to do the work.......

#Third:
One undergraduate came to me seeking assistance..
He condemned all the elites because according to him, they refused to dash him money.
While the discussion was on, my launderer brought the clothes he washed for me.
The young man was surprised at the cost.
I now asked him to learn the job so that I can talk to the elites to patronise him during holidays...
He told me that washing clothes for "big men" is washing away someone's talent because they have "blood money"....
Their money is not blood money when they give you without work but will become blood money once you wash their clothes.

#Fourth:
I met one of my friends one day, he narrated how he has been suffering and how he couldn't meet up to his responsibilities as husband again, I felt for him and told him to join my farming business but to my greatest surprise, he bluntly refused and told me that farming business is not meant for graduates.......
At this juncture, I switched off....
No money in Circulation....
Overdose of Laziness in Circulation
If you no work, you no go chop
Please let us discourage the laziness and entitlement mentality from our wards, cousins, friends, relations, etc
There is dignity in working rather than begging.

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