He wrote;"So yesterday I got a request to pick up a white woman from the island to the mainland. Her Nigerian boyfriend, whom I was to take her to, did the booking.
He called and said, "boss abeg, no follow her talk anything. She too dey ask questions and her mouth no dey stay on place".
He further said: "Another thing be say, you go find way delay her, cos I tell her say I dey house and I no dey, so e no go make sense if you carry her come and I no dey house.".
I asked, "Where you come dey baba?"
He replied, "Omo, I dey Island o, just delay her, I go sort you out, bro.".
Immediately after he said the "sort" word, I knew I had work to do (to save a brother).
I finally picked the women up, and we zoomed off. I made sure not to engage her; just focus, drive, and mind my business.
She was with a camera, so she kept snapping as we drove. Few minutes into the trip
She engaged me in formalities and asked a few questions about myself and Nigeria. She also talked about herself and her country. Well, these were friendly questions/conversations, so I answered cautiously.
When she saw I took her bait, she went for the kill by saying, "I'm going to see my boyfriend, but he's been acting up strangely.".
Each time I call, he's always home on his laptop, asked him so many times what he's into and keep getting the same answer: "Tech".
"I'm confused, I feel he's jobless because the house he's living in, car he's driving and laptop, I got them all for him".
"My money, my sweat".
You're a Nigerian, so please could you tell me who and what a Yahoo boy is?"
"Look, I'm going to give you extra money if you tell me, because I need to be sure I'm not wasting my time.".
Naso she comot mint one thousand Naira bundle (50k). "It's all yours; just tell me, please.".
Without hiding my love for money, I told her what I knew about the Yahoo lifestyle and how she could tell if her man was into it.
She was satisfied with everything I said. Meanwhile, the guy kept calling in between the trip, and I assured him not to worry that everything was under control.
Her man was already in the house by the time we got to her destination. Love was in the air as they hugged, kissed, and laughed while the neighborhood watched in amazement.
He paid me and topped it off with 500 Naira. I looked at him, all surprised, and he said, "Bros, I have your number, no worries."
I smiled, bumped knuckles with him, and nodded. I was about to enter my car when the whitey halted me to wait as she gave me a parting hug.
She called me this morning and told me I was right about everything, and she has ended her relationship with him. Not only was he a Yahoo boy, he was also cheating, according to her."
He further said: "Another thing be say, you go find way delay her, cos I tell her say I dey house and I no dey, so e no go make sense if you carry her come and I no dey house.".
I asked, "Where you come dey baba?"
He replied, "Omo, I dey Island o, just delay her, I go sort you out, bro.".
Immediately after he said the "sort" word, I knew I had work to do (to save a brother).
I finally picked the women up, and we zoomed off. I made sure not to engage her; just focus, drive, and mind my business.
She was with a camera, so she kept snapping as we drove. Few minutes into the trip
She engaged me in formalities and asked a few questions about myself and Nigeria. She also talked about herself and her country. Well, these were friendly questions/conversations, so I answered cautiously.
When she saw I took her bait, she went for the kill by saying, "I'm going to see my boyfriend, but he's been acting up strangely.".
Each time I call, he's always home on his laptop, asked him so many times what he's into and keep getting the same answer: "Tech".
"I'm confused, I feel he's jobless because the house he's living in, car he's driving and laptop, I got them all for him".
"My money, my sweat".
You're a Nigerian, so please could you tell me who and what a Yahoo boy is?"
"Look, I'm going to give you extra money if you tell me, because I need to be sure I'm not wasting my time.".
Naso she comot mint one thousand Naira bundle (50k). "It's all yours; just tell me, please.".
Without hiding my love for money, I told her what I knew about the Yahoo lifestyle and how she could tell if her man was into it.
She was satisfied with everything I said. Meanwhile, the guy kept calling in between the trip, and I assured him not to worry that everything was under control.
Her man was already in the house by the time we got to her destination. Love was in the air as they hugged, kissed, and laughed while the neighborhood watched in amazement.
He paid me and topped it off with 500 Naira. I looked at him, all surprised, and he said, "Bros, I have your number, no worries."
I smiled, bumped knuckles with him, and nodded. I was about to enter my car when the whitey halted me to wait as she gave me a parting hug.
She called me this morning and told me I was right about everything, and she has ended her relationship with him. Not only was he a Yahoo boy, he was also cheating, according to her."
Abegi. 🙄
ReplyDeleteVery hilarious story with great lessons. So the sorting is #500, the guy no try at all. Good thing the driver enlightened the lady about the features of yahoo boys, at least he saved a lady from being used, he also gained monetarily.
ReplyDeleteAnne K
Wetin stop the guy from learning the tech for real, some people are just cursed. Só happy the driver told the woman all she needed to know. Useless citizens ruining the image of the country
DeleteI saved a white guy too. This bini boys have been milking him for yrs to the tune of £500,000. The guy was so restless because I was meant to hangout with him. He confided in me. I opened up . Early momo the guy japa without telling them. They were calling me anyhow that what did I tell him 🤣🤣 I saved a brother jare
ReplyDeleteYou did well.
DeleteAnne K
One reason I like whites is because they don't tolerate cheating in a relationship or marriage unlike we Africans.
ReplyDeleteLol,kinda funny sha
ReplyDeleteWeldone
One bundle of N1000 is 100k sir, not 50k.
ReplyDeleteHope this your story is not fabu.🙄
This is not trueplease. when i was in Naija, one bundle is 50k....so you get 10 bundles packed up as 500
DeleteYou mean 1 pack not bundle. A pack of 5 makes a bundle.
DeleteI mean one pack Stella.
DeleteOne pack of N1000 contains 100pieces and that is 100k.
One pack of N1000 =100k not 50k. That is what I am saying.
Sorry my blog ID was omitted.
DeleteI am 20:41.
Very correct o
DeleteA pack of N1000 is N100k not 50k
He came back to the thread to note that it never happened. Interesting story tho
ReplyDeleteA sensible guy will not scam somebody that loves him so much like that. And to even come down to your country that is pure love , and the some of the Nigeria girls that they are dating are just after their money and most even don't love them plus they do a lot of juju just to dey collect money from the boys.
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