TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings...

IN HOUSE YARNINGS......
I salute you all...

Hmmmmm i don see say una wan start.....

You can iron things out without taking it South,I hate fights that use dirty words, you can emulate Jeweluchi chocolatenoir and use words that will make us go to the dictionary and learn new words for our vocab and not ''thunder faya you, your mama, your papa, your crayfish for soup....''..........I can never forget the shock of reading Jeweluchi chocolatenoir fight with oyibo workds that looked sweet until you looked them up.....Who can remember the words?Please repost for laughsake.

I am at peace...ARE YOU?

Have a nice day, let me run to do the Z thing...hehehehehehehehehhehe

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ZEEONE THINGS

Kritika come on here!!

Simple Divine e don happen!!!......There is wahala in the Jalal household and Joda is still there shining teeth like horse wey brush teeth....

It really made me sad to see Princes salim and murad fight....Power is really toxic oh, see how they both changed...

Sherrifhuddins father wants to posion Joda, it is today i will know whether he succeeded, he is supporting the King of iran against King Jalal and he said he wants to revenge his sons death..Old fawul.

Anakali has told salim to forget about her that a dancer and a cortisan are not the same thing and that though she never wanted to be a courtisan, she is now one and cannot change it.....sebi cortisan nah ahewo...she gbensh anybody? abi i no understand the word?

Roshni and siddart are still there with that DDs ex husband ish, even sam and yash have come out into the issue, nah there we still dey,i am irritated with the scenes, of siddart doing mumu with those his wild legs like who carry heavy gbola...hisssssssWetin the Roshni do to her eyeslashes sef? all of them always stand at attention and its natural, even when she cry it standing, like say she use starch hold am...by today i will know somethings....

Karan and britta dem are still in that warehouse where schristi was kidnapped to, infact all have them have been tied up by the kidnapper becos of Richard and his i too know moves... dem dey even beg to increase the ransom.....lol

Mehek don foloajay go house becos of house pepper..these pple think they can reduce my IQ, see Shoria mama wey dey do big chic suddenly begin behave like werey agbero,the way they shift from poor to rich and rich to poor is too fake....everywhere dirty and you be rich man.....Their lifesytle is too dirty i swear!!

Misha has also arrived to do major damamge according to you.......I cant wait for her to scatter kritika and her mama.

Some people wan use cunny join our zeeone movement, i see dem yesterday...hehehehehehehehehehe

mwaaaaaaah......

Fidel you and your geneg dey play!..knock and krity will open!

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD

As a young teen ,I used to tell anyone who cared to listen that when I grow up, I would have four biological children and adopt eleven more to make the total number of children I have fifteen. I was so big on adoption and couldn’t understand why rich people didn’t adopt a lot of kids.
I had this plan of building a big house with 30 rooms, and buying space buses as our mode of transport. I would spend most of my day escaping into this imaginary world of my large family.
I told a few friends, and they laughed at my idea . My plans were ridiculous. Imagine a twelve year old telling people I would be adopting my first baby at eighteen because I was so sure that was what I wanted, and i thought nothing could stop me.
I am an adult now, and I start to laugh when I remember the heated arguments i had in the past about it. Now I don’t want four children. I can hardly keep my head above water with the three I have. Also, I will cry and faint at the thought of having eleven more under the same roof.
Do I still want to adopt eleven children , yes and more but this time around the plan is too adopt or own an orphanage, provide for the children with a team of professionals that are skilled to handle them.
Raising kids is a lot of hard work.

You are talking about a small one...I wanted to have triplet 8 times, I dreamed of having kids that would be look alikes......I dreamt of all boys household and a huge house...That dream evaporated when i expereinced the first labour pain....

Motherhood drains emotionally and physically, unless you are very rich and decide to use nannys and only see them in the morning and at night.......Which is a very bad thing to do!

Who else has that dream?

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FROM TUESDAY SPONTANEOUS POST

''Please my people if you want to get a househelp, please make enquiry very well. Something happened here yesterday. This woman brought a help to stay with her and assist her in her shop. A girl is about 15yrs.She got her from all these villages around.She came in January. 

So yesterday, the woman went to her shop and told the girl to come after she finished her chores. After some hrs,her neighbor called her to tell her she saw the girl leaving with a big bag. The woman hurriedly drove back home. Someone told her he saw the girl taking a bike. 

The woman now traced this girl and saw her in the park, she had boarded a vehicle. When the woman saw her, she told her to come down so they can go back home. The girl started crying and shouting that she doesn't know the woman,that the woman wants to kidnap her .Before you know it, agberos descended on this woman and started beating her. Kai the woman collect o. 

She was just begging the girl to say the truth, this girl insisted that she doesn't know her. Luckily two policemen came and the agberos were telling them to go that they'll carry out jungle justice on the woman. 

This woman was begging the policemen to arrest her and take her to the station. 

The police were able to rescue her and decided to take her to the station. The stupid and wicked girl refused to go with them. She was bundled inside the car. They destroyed this woman car. It was at the station that the girl later confessed that she knows the woman. 

When they opened the bag she was carrying, they saw jewelries, clothes and bundle of money she took from the woman's house. 

Right not w the woman is at the hospital. May God help us.''

WOW... the woman was so lucky!!!

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MUST READ INTERESTING STORY

There’s a man, in his early 40s, let’s call him Chijioke, for the sake of this writeup. Chijioke is an uneducated man who is into “container” business, import, export and many legitimate business enterprises. He inherited a huge business empire from his father and he successfully even took it to far greater heights.

Chijioke met a young fine fair skinned gorgeous lady and got romantically attracted to her. Let’s call the lady Amaka, for the sake of this writeup.

Amaka is a well educated, classy, beautiful lady who has just recently finished from university when she met Chijioke. She had just gone through a rough breakup with her ex-boyfriend, a few weeks before meeting Chijioke. 

For the sake of the story, let’s call her ex boyfriend Nnamdi. Amaka considered her ex-boyfriend Nnamdi the true love of her life. However as the relationship failed, she moved on with her life- or so it seemed. And then came along Chijioke.

Within a few weeks of expensive dates, luxury shopping and quality time together; Amaka and Chijioke started dating. Chijioke is what you will call an “Agba Baller”, an “Odogwu”, a true rich money-spending big boy in every meaning of the term.

In no time, she got pregnant - and they decided to formalise the relationship. They had a traditional marriage and within a year, they had a pretty baby girl child. Let’s call the child Ijeoma.

After about 3years, Amaka told Chijioke her husband that she would like to go for masters in the UK. Chijioke fully paid for her masters (about £15,000), he paid 11 months rent (about £13,000), and he set aside £5,000 monthly which he sent to her for her upkeep. He bought her a car as soon as she landed in uk and all she had to do was take the UK driver’s license exams and she started driving.

So while other students were hustling for 20 hours work in warehouses and shopping malls, Amaka was living a super comfortable life. All Chijioke wanted was for his wife to focus on her masters and not be distracted or bothered by any stress. Amaka and Chijioke also agreed that Ijeoma will stay with Chijioke in Lagos while Amaka was doing masters and once the masters was over, Amaka will be back home in Lagos.

As the masters was rounding up, and with the situation and state of Nigeria getting worse, Amaka explained to Chijioke that she feels it would be better if they all relocate to UK as a family.

Chijioke was fine with this but he felt it may be difficult for him to fully relocate as all his business is completely domiciled in Nigeria. So they reached a compromise- Amaka and Ijeoma will relocate to UK first fully, then Chijioke will be visiting from time to time while trying to figure out if there’s a way for him to also fully join them. This sounded like a good plan.

Amaka started sending Chijioke some paperwork for him to sign regarding “consent for school” for Ijeoma when Ijeoma comes to uk. She also sent him some more paperwork and documents - many which were voluminous- but he mostly signed a lot of them without reading much details. 

I mean why would your wife of four years (currently in uk studying masters sponsored by you), why would she send you documents to sign regarding your child and you will be suspicious? Right?

Well, wrong. How very wrong.

This will turn out to be the biggest mistake of his life…. 

So everything was sorted and the only thing left was for Chijioke to come to uk with Ijeoma to meet Amaka- for them to start the planning of their new lives together as a family going forward.

Eventually Chijioke came with Ijeoma and handed her over to her mom. Everything was fine until about 2weeks after, and then Ijeoma with tears in her eyes said “Chijioke I have something to tell you which is eating me up and killing me inside”. He asked her what it was and then she dropped the bombshell on him. 

“I never loved you. I tried to love you but I could never love you. I have never gotten over my ex, Nnamdi. I’m sorry it took me so long to say this”.

He was totally dumbfounded.

There was no response to this sort of bombshell.

Amaka went ahead and said “I also need to tell you that the paperwork and documents you signed for Ijeoma was the formal transfer of full parental responsibility of Ijeoma to Nnamdi who has now officially adopted her and will henceforth be her father. I am really sorry”.

At this point, Chijioke wished for the ground to open up and swallow him alive. He felt he was in a movie at this point and hoped the director will simply scream “cut” to end this horror he is in. But alas, this is real. This is his life being shattered right before his eyes.

Chijioke stood up, carried his box, called his friend on phone who lived in a nearby city and in tears begged him to let him just come over to clear his head. Let’s call Chijiokes friend Chibuzor for the sake of this story.

After a few days, Amaka was able to locate where he went and she came to see him. Chibuzor confronted her and she confirmed in tears to him that it’s all true.

She said “I never loved Chijioke but now my guilt is eating me up so I had to open up to him and say the truth. I wish Chijioke well because he has never hurt me and he didn’t deserve any of this. I never got over my ex and unfortunately I’m going back to Nnamdi as he’s the only one who truly gives me joy”.

Amaka confirms as her uk student visa was expiring in 2023, she has already secured a work visa and it does not have Chijioke on it as dependant, because she feels she needs to move on with her life and she hopes he will do the same.

“Did Chijioke beat you?”

“Did Chijioke assault you?”

“Did Chijioke treat you badly?”

“Did Chijioke cheat on you?”

Chibuzor asked Amaka out of a total confusion as to why she acted this way.

Amaka said Chijioke never beat her, never cheated on her and never treated her badly. “Chijioke is a good man but I’m just not the one for him” she said in tears. She says she feels suicidal continuing in the marriage as the guilt will make her kill herself if Chijioke doesn’t let her go. Amaka stated her mental health is in severe jeopardy if she doesn’t walk away from Chijioke.

Chijioke was sad, lost and confused at all of this. None of it made any sense. He’s lost his wife, he’s lost his child, he’s lost his marriage, he’s lost everything.

He asked her:

“Am I the father of Ijeoma?” “Does the child belong to me or to Nnamdi?”

Amaka looked at him, thought about the question, said nothing and walked out. That was the last time he ever heard from her.

Amaka is back with Nnamdi and with Ijeoma also living with them.

Today Chijioke is back to Lagos. He went back sometime last month trying to pick up the shattered pieces left of his life. 

This is a true life story that happened. 

Till now, I honestly remain in a total awe when I think about this entire story''

FROM WHATSAPP

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