Thursday In House News

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IN HOUSE YARNINGS

How 'Wuna' dey oh....... The weather aint so hot today but its not cold too...Its like God heard my complaint and sprinkled cool air over some places....The weather report says it will rain for the rest of the week.....

I had a major celebration yesterday but will probably celebrate at the weekend...

There is too much toxicity on the Internet and i am no longer gonna look at any toxic person and call them dramatic...There is a big difference....

I want to only Bless people who bring intelligence, less toxic drama, less curses and laughter to this space.....If i ask anyone to choose names and you are chosen, I will remove it or remove it if BVs complain....It will no longer be business as usual.....If you get angry that giveaway did not reach you, please stop coming here.....

All Angel KOOF and other giveaway will also be the same format...

BV Sandra, please send me an email so that i dont have to post your business inside in house News...Thank you.

BV Excesscode please send me your account details for the N10k gifted 'chucky' and his brother by BV Daddy G.O pikin...Thank you

BV Cynthia can you help me choose 10 people including yourself for a give away?Please include the reason why you chose each person and if anyone disagrees, the person will be dropped......Giveaways will no longer be easy to get here even if it is 5k.........I have noticed that some of you are toxic but still think you are doing us a favour by coming here and then those with that mentality of entitlement? hmmmmmmmm...It is well...

Lets change topic........... The person who was praying for me to be free from Zeeone, please keep your prayers, you are wicked...how can you be wanting to remove something that gives #agbadoblogger Joy? Mechionu oh...LOL

Today is no cooking day for me and I am making some coconut tea..Its like cappuccino but with coconut....Its yummy but might be fattening!

Tight hugs!

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ATTENTION BV SIMPLY DIVINE KRITIKA

CLAIM TO FAME - ZEEONE

Hmmmmm Krity baby i am tired of DD, Roshnis mum...She is too stoned hearted and wicked..She use rope divide house say anybody wey support Roshni papa go stay one side and she and her supporters go stay one side...Please like dem eh, nah dia legs dey quick hang for window collect ( If you know then you know) I am also tired of Roshni and that crying...How do they get to bring out tears? I am suspecting that they have pepper spray cos Roshnis own is too much...

Misha has been introduced and she is so beautiful shaaaaaaaaa.....If na me be siddart i would have chosen her to Roshni and plenty family wahala and kwanta..Please dont tell me how Sid lpves Roshni, I am not interested...I am pissed...I go dey use eyes scatter dem two anytime i watch.

Mehek is still kidnapped and they are looking for her...I dunno why they took the looking for her scenes to a circus, that scene is not necessary at all and really frustrating........How is it possible that a tiny rope was used to tie her mouth but mouth is still open and she cannot shout, even to struggle....Kai, I don suffer for dem hand

King Jalal is a masterminder......He was angry with Joda alright but i know what he is up, it is the mother he wants to teach a lesson....There was a playback scene that he told Joda that nothing would ever separate them and he meant it but madam Joda was crying like Canary....

Lets see what will happen today..

Anakali is looking forward to being Salims wife, she says she loves him and thats all that matters but her mama told her to forget that dream...Rubbish!!!..what does she want Mambai to do? Anakali is like Wednesday Chornicle poster, your eyes dey the thing wey no be your own...thiff!!

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FROM TUESDAY CHRONICLE POSTER

This is Tuesday Chronicle

Dear Stella mami,
Good afternoon to you. Trust this email finds you well.
I want to use this opportunity to thank you for posting my chronicle and lending your voice as well as all well meaning BVs that contributed their two cents.
All your contributions meant so much to be, it was a great reset indeed.
I would also like to correct a notion which many people thought that I am DESPERATE TO GET MARRIED or willing to dive in because I heard ABROAD. I want to humbly say that it's not the case. I've never been that type of person. I trust God totally for everything that concerns me even in this situation.
You know that as human, sometimes you want to hear from other people just to be sure that you are not being too rigid with your thoughts and actions.
I have ceased all communications with the young man in question, it was going to happen just a matter of time.
Once again, thank you everyone and do have a great life.

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A MUST READ TO RESET YOUR BRAIN

I received a call from my cousin a while ago That she has been promoted as the assistant director.

In the company she had been working since three years.

She was screaming.

"I can't keep calm. You know what comes with being an assistant director, right? Who am I? I just started working there three years ago..."

I said.

"Wow. Congratulations. This is great news. You deserve this and more and more."

"This is beyond a miracle I won't forget that you are the reason why I got this promotion."

I smiled

Because I knew why she said that.

I was there when she got an email from this company that she had been invited for an interview.

It was on a Thursday morning.

And the interview was scheduled on Monday.

She had pleaded with me to come with her.

In her words.

"Please, I am nervous. I will feel so much better if you come with me.

And knowing how many times she had gone for an interview.

The only thing she got was.

"We will get back to you."

Or "You will hear from us shortly."

And so on.

Her credentials were okay but according to her she is a shy person and she gets easily nervous and those affect her interview sections.

So I decided to come with her this time as she suggested.

We left as early as 6 a.m. 

Interview time was 9 a.m.

She was so nervous.

I said.

"Stay calm. It's human beings who will interview you not spirits. You don't need to be scared. Have confidence in yourself and I guarantee you will get the job."

She looked at me and smiled nervously.

We got there at past 7 a.m.

Signed in.

And we waited at the conference room where the glamorous straight-faced receptionist had ushered us.

The large conference room had over twenty people already waiting to be interviewed that early.

My cousin, seeing these people lost hope of getting the job.

"Oh, Kyrian, see people... There's no job in this country o."

"Relax."

9 a.m. passed.

Then 9:30 a.m. people were still waiting and more people were coming.

Then 10 a.m.

Someone walked into the room.

A man, huge, in a bespoke blue suit and blue tie with white inner.

Hovered somewhere in his 40s.

When he walked into the room, he apologized, introduced himself as the director of the company, and said he wanted to personally come to apologize for the delay due to some technical issues.

And the interview would start shortly.

They will call from the attendance list which my cousin sister happened to be number 25 on the list.

He was about to leave when his eyes flickered at me. He stopped abruptly as though he knew me from somewhere.

But his face wasn't anywhere familiar to me.

Then he said.

"Hello. Good morning, my brother."

My cousin was shocked.

"Kyrian, do you know him?"

"No, I am just seeing him for the first time today."

Then I greeted him back as we exchanged handshakes with warm smiles.

"Nice to see you again. Are you here for the interview?"

Even though I was shocked, I had to still respond.

"No, I am not here for the interview. I escorted my sister here."

I pointed at my cousin.

Who he smiled broadly at and shook her hand.

Then he said.

"Nice to meet you. I wish you good luck."

But then again, he asked her.

"Did you apply for any particular position here?"

My cousin nodded nervously.

"Yes, sir."

Others watched as he asked again.

"Please, what position is that?"

She told him.

He said to her after staring at me for a moment.

"You deserve more than that position. Can you be our senior manager?"

People who had come for the interview that heard him loudly, screamed.

Her eyes expanded in drastic shock while her hands flew to her mouth.

"Sir, is this a joke?"

He said respectively with all seriousness.

"Well, we don't joke here."

She nodded in excitement.

"Yes, sir. Yes. I can, sir."

"Great, please follow me to get your appointment letter. I will give you my email address to send me your qualifications."

My cousin screamed out of excitement.

"Wow! Jesus. Kyrian, did you hear that? Am I dreaming? Don't tell me you don't know this man."

I was speechless.

How could that possibly happen?

We followed him immediatelym

About fifteen minutes later, the letter was handed to her.

The director said.

"Congratulations, Miss. In a few years, you could be promoted if you are going to so do well in this firm."

"Yes, sir. I will. Yes, I will do my best, sir."

It was tears and uncontrollable happiness.

We both couldn't believe what was happening.

So, I asked the man in shock.

"But please, can you tell me what is happening? First, you greeted me as though you know me asking me if I came here for the interview. Secondly you are offering my sister immediate job bigger than what she even applied for? I am confused. Really confused."

He smiled and said.

"Do you mind we see in the afternoon during my lunch? 2 p.m. we will discuss at length. I will leave my card with you now. Let me have your number, too. I will call you to tell you where to meet me up."

I nodded and took his card and then I gave him my number.

We left.

Then 2 p.m. came before I could even call him, he called me.

Gave me rendezvous.

It was an upscale restaurant along Admiralty Way.

I came there.

It was then he explained to me in details.

"... you must have forgotten because I changed a lot or maybe because I didn't appear much on the scene. Three years ago just somewhere around orchid, you saw a woman who parked by the roadside and was shivering, sweating, and coughing. Though she was in her car which she couldn't drive anymore because she lacked the strength and she was dying. People walked and passed but you didn't. You immediately offered to drive her to a hospital. On the way to the hospital, the person you called with her phone was me, I was already waiting at the hospital nearby where you were taking her. You remember?"

I was speechless, I remembered so well.

Tears left his eyes.

He said.

"Sounds like Nollywood but that woman died a few months after. Though you left immediately and we couldn't thank you enough. We couldn't keep in touch because we had a lot on our plates. Even though I lost your number after that day. But I couldn't forget your face. I prayed not to forget it. My mother was so delighted of you for saving her life. Though she is resting in the Lord now. She died four months after that day. Now I saw you today with your cousin applying for a job in my company, why won't I return the favour...?"

Lagos

Kyrian Chiemelie Offor

May 13, 2024

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