Thursday In House News....

 Hailings!

IN HOUSE RANTING

Shout out to everyone...I hope that your day is going well..

All the recipients of the giveaway have been credited and i credited two extra people who were in my inbox waiting to be blessed.....

OK we will continue the giveaway again and iwill choose someone else to pick people and state why.....Today is one of my kitchen free days and we get to order food to be delivered from any Restaurant of our choices......

I am not those kinds of wife that can stay in the Kitchen all week oh, sometimes i just dont wanna cook...LOL

Husband wey i marry understands me already and aint got no problem with it.....

Shout out to all those strong women who must cook for their husbands everyday, una dey really try and i applaud the strength to cook in a hot environment, its been very hot for two days nowand its not funny at all...Its not even summer yet oh!!!

It is well....

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ZEEONE ZEEONE ZEEONE

Today is ZEEONE FREE DAY. I will continue tomorrow.

BV Simply Divine Jlala broke my heart and i dont wanna talk about him...How can he name someone else King in waiting and not Salim? Ah !

Mscheeeeeeeeeeew..

Next week is Zeeone giveaway...LMAO (side eyes)

Any Zeeone fans here?

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 PINKYS CORNER

The wedding ceremony was superb and I really enjoyed myself to the fullest except say, I no take alcohol at all make I no go dey lose guard . 

On my way to the wedding, I was in the bus and was so hungry, nothing to buy than egg. I bought 3 for #500 and a bottle water(chilled one). Stylishly I finished the egg and washed it down with the water but sincerely, I knew I was about to cause problem. But wetin man go do, I must fart when it's needed. 

After like 2hour plus, we got to Oduduwa University (ife), that was how the farting began. I really dealt with them in that bus because as I was farting, I was rejecting every curse made silently or otherwise  because of the fart...

We got to Akure and we all alighted but the lady who sat beside me gave me a bombastic side eyes. I no even bother look her face sef. I got another bus from Akure to ikare. Got to ikare exactly 5pm, went straight to a hotel and booked my shanko room of 10k. 

Went in and had my shower before going to see my friend at the hotel he lodged. That same night, some people also came to lodge and all the rooms were filled up (over 60 rooms ). 

My friend called me around 10pm to meet up at the hotel he was and I went there, got there and realized they were busy taking alcohol and a lot of fun was going on. Thank God, have taken a good food at the hotel(ate plate of indomie for 2k and #500 bread..combination aye). Not long, a lady brought Jollof rice and told me "sir, please manage it, meat no dey again". Na egg she put. I just smiled and told her to take it away because i am filled up already. My friend thought I was angry but I wasn't at all.

I left the place some minutes past 12am because it's my state and I know how to find my way to anywhere around there at anytime. I got to where I lodged. The place was so calm and silent except for the strippers club activities in the same hotel and you barely hear the sound sef. 

Immediately I got to the veranda where my room was located, I heard a tiny voice saying "Babe, please, do it gently". I just dey smile till I got inside. I began to ask my naughty self some nasty questions. Is she being massaged ni abi na erekere dey go on abi she use her leg hit something abi na something hit her. That was what I was asking myself and was smiling before I slept off. When I work up, I realized I didn't even lock the door let alone pulling off my 👟. No be say I take shayo oooo though but I was too tired.

The wedding gist is another thing because the groom don high on something and he almost misbehaved. Thank God to some of his friends I asked to be beside him in order to guide and guard him. Baba ti trabaye on Captain Morgan and touch of Climax. I didn't even bother to take any alcohol so I won't be drunk and be saying rubbish as an MC.

Well done!
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GIST

My friend has been disgracing herself around town and she's married ooo.....

This woman has that character of judging people,  to her everybody is bad except her, so one day she told me that a certain customer of mine has been asking her out but she told him that she's not interested cos she's married,

The guy then begged her to give him my number, she refused and told him that I'm married too ( I kept wondering  why she did that but I'm  okay with  it somehow).

One day the guy wanted me to sell something to his friends on credit that he would settle me once he gets back into town,  he called her and she yelled at him seriously and warned him not to ask about me from her again,  the guy later reached me through someone else,  I think her conscience troubled her so much,  so she came to my shop and told me that so so person called her but because she didn't save his number,  she yelled at the person and dropped the call on him that it was later that she realised that its so so person that thought it was some scammer, I said okay. 

The guy returned and came straight to my shop, he told me that he asked her out, she agreed,  he asked her if she is married,  she said yes, so he told her that it will not work cos he is a pagan and his religion forbids him from doing that, so each time he asks of me from her, she feels he's switching interest, so I asked him if he ever told her that he's interested in me, he said no, this thing come de vex me, like why rope me in your lies, why do you want to eat your cake and still have it, if you're tired of the heat, then walk away from the kitchen,  why are you bringing curses on yourself and your innocent children,....

 There's this man she calls Daddy,  that man can be so annoying and uncouth, they hang out together often,  she told me it's a brother and sister thing but I know they're both from different states,  I didn't argue because even me sef get male friends wey I no de sin with.....

The guy recently met a lady, someone in her late 40's and they've been dating,  I noticed my friend has been benched cos the woman no de give the baba space, most times when she calls the man,  he will say he's driving and can't answer calls,  the woman he's dating now made sure she severed whatever relationship they share, na so she de complain say the woman na evil person with plan, say the woman too de chingum the baba cos she wants the baba to raise her two sons for her, I said hmmmmm...

Yesterday as I was about to close, I saw her in a keke, I noticed the reddish swollen face, I was shocked cos I was scared she might've been in an accident for her to take keke drop, so I followed her immediately,  she said she had an accident on her way to the market,  I didn't believe her cos it looked more like better pounding and hot blows, I went to the pharmacy, got her some painkillers and left cos it was already late.

This morning I got a call from the man, (you know say if person vex, he go talk true, the man had my number from when he claimed he wanted to add my name for a government grant, which  he used as an opportunity  to de worry me with calls till I reported him to his so-called sister and then he stopped, grant i no see ) so he called me and told me that my friend came and fought him and his new woman yesterday (I said, you mean your sister?) He shouted and said which sister, someone I have been sleeping with for over 3yrs now, we had an agreement.

He said ''I told her that I want to remarry and we agreed that once I see someone,  that she will back off, I did and she's now claiming I jilted her after making some empty promises to her, I have been helping her a lot financially (which even me is aware of), I promised to give her money to start a business but there's no way I will start business for her first without first starting for my wife-to-be, it's not possible,  I don't know who told her or how she found out but she came to fight us yesterday,  she destroyed everything in that shop and I will arrest her,  my woman's sons pounced on her yesterday and beat her so bad and you know she's very fair but I don't care.

I will deal with her''

 I told hIm that I don't like involving myself with family issues afterall they're brother and sister and can sort themselves out, he dropped call on me and said I'm very stupid,

A part of me wants to ask that woman a lot of things but I also feel like she should continue with the lies, I am beginning to enjoy them, 

What do y'all think? Sorry for the loonnggg epistle 

Why is everyone coming to you with issues like this`it is better to do ameo from afar than to be directly involved..... be careful!

As for the woman, she made the bed, let her lie on it

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READ THESE....
-Sometimes the best way to appreciate something is to be without it for a while.
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-Listening to music for at least 5-10 minutes a day makes it easier to deal with emotional stress.

from weirdfacts..

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A STORY WITH A LESSON TO LEARN FROM

A contractor promised a minister that he would give him a handsome bribe, if a major contract was approved.
Believing him, the minister wrote on his file “Approved “.
But after two days, the bribe money was still not paid .
The minister felt very aggrieved .
The Minister's Permanent Secretary said ; , "No problem, sir. I will bring the file and you can write “Not" before the "Approved" .
So now it became “Not Approved".
Two days later the contractor wised up and bribed the minister according to what was agreed upon earlier.
The Minister was worried as to what to do next. The Permanent Secretary again came to the rescue , brought the file back and said, "Write “e” after “Not” Sir .
So it now read
“Note; Approved".
Minister was happy and Contractor was happy
So now who is running the government ?
Civil servants .
Until there is serious reform in the civil service fighting against corruption will remain a mirage.
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