Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

This is a compilation of what you need to know from the Spontaneous posts and the in house news'...........

 Zeeone bug bite Stella and Kritika for where no good. On Sunday spontaneous post, where blog preachers where doing their thing, dear Kings were shouting simping and DNA, Stella called out her zeeone partner, Kritika and they started their Zeeone tales inside comment section. At this point, BVs gba kamu because they thought na for only IHN e stop.
Pikin no dey quick before Dem grow, na inside belle Dem dey tey. Something that looked like yesterday, BV Teacher NK that informed BVs sometime back that her daughter got admission into the University, she told BVs that she's now in 300L and writing her exams. We wish her good luck, congratulations to teacher NK, na man you be.

Miracle no dey tire Jesus ooo. On Monday spontaneous post, BV Deheroine that had a completely foodless house to the extent that she woke up by midnight to eat and what she had was bread and water. To the glory of God, miraculously, the once upon empty house was filled up to the extent that Deheroine had to store some of her foodstuff in her neighbor's fridge.

On Monday in house news, Stella landed with a very long memo, she said some people are enemies of progress wey dey always develop chronic typhoid and malaria when someone makes progressive comment. She said that her not reacting to your comment doesn't mean she's not happy with your progress. She fit just smile and say congratulations in her mind. She gave an instance where an unnamed BV entered Anon mode, to allege that each time she posts good news/progressive comments, it vanishes. The BV/Anon insulted Stella well well, e no get name wey she no call her, she even labelled her a witch. Later, the BV/Anon apologized to Stella for calling her a witch but maintained that na witches, naim full this blog. Stella hoped the Anon was okay because she can't count how many people that have found their soul mates from the blog, gotten healing, life changing opportunities etc from SDKBLOG. She then begged the alleged blog witches to use their powers to bring advert and giveaway money for BVs and to also twist and bend the mouth of trolls.

----Hahahahahahaahah this summary off me with laugh

On Tuesday Spontaneous post, as usual, BV Teejay had something to say about the female gender. Stella noticed that the everyday woman nuggets could only be cured by correct pounding by an efik woman. Stella and BVs urged Teejay to pls take the "medication".

On Tuesday Spontaneous post, an Anon reminded unofficial information minister, BV Kelvin Edo boy about the information he gave BVs about fuel price coming down to #300/#400. He reminded him that after his comment, BV Omotola Brainna clapped for him and gave him a standing ovation while he earned anonymous respect. Kelvin assured BVs that the information he gave was bankable as he was sure of himself, he no dey ever carry fabu or fake news. The Anon asked Kelvin when his information would be effective because in his area, pump price increased from #680 to #750.
BV Miss Aboki said she banked on the information and hoped the pump price would reduce and things get better. Eka Joy also said she's waiting till end of the month to chook mouth into matter especially because of BV Omotola Brainna. Eka also thanked God that the blog is now full of up NEPA and love. Omotola warned Eka to keep her name out of her mouth, she asked her what she would have done if the blog is not filled with love and light.
BV Kelvin maintained his stance, he told BVs to relax pe na him talk am! He said fuel prices would come down and things will get better.

On Tuesday in house news, Stella told warring bvs that they could fight without using cuss words like " thunder faya your mama" etc... She told them to emulate BV Jeweluchi Chocolait Noir by fighting their "enemies" with big big grammar that sounds posh and sweet in the ear but when you look up the meaning, you go just dey cry. She asked BVs if they remember some of her(chocolate Noir's) words.

BV Fidel hinted that Stella and Kritika's bug is slowing biting her because she don download a Bollywood series. Congratulations Fidel, hopefully, she'd join the geng after watching the series. More converts to you, Stella and Kritty baby.

On Wednesday spontaneous post, BVs disagreed en masse with BV Ali B when he dropped his hot take on marriage. Ali said marriage isn't for boys, but for men who are matured mentally and emotionally mature to look away when their wives say hurtful words which they don't mean to push their last buttons. BVs told him that whether male or female, no one has the right to say hurtful things to their spouse and that respect should be reciprocal.

BV Triple C commented about football and Borrussia Dortmond and champions league. Stella saw his comment and told him her Bambinos are great fans of the club. She promised Triple C that whenever she's coming to Nigeria, she'd bring him original BVB Dortmund Jersey, shawl and face cap. She told him that although it's pricey but anybody that sees them on him would no that no be eru omode.

Stella declared Wednesday in house news boxing ring post for BVs to iron out their differences..She told BVs that they could explain their coded messages to her and everyone else could be sorted out without malice. She said commenting on posts is her style and she's not stopping anytime soon. She said she might sound cornish and agbadoish sometimes which maybe for cruise sake or her being serious. She told BVs not to derail other posts, write comments according to the headline and say whatever they have in mind on SP and IHN.

BVs waka pass the directive without fighting, exchanging words or settling anything...Na God we thank!

In reaction to Stella's promise, triple c stated how grateful and appreciative he was however, he said he would like Stella to gift the phones she said she had for giveaway last year because his current phone is turnioniown and to get a new phone, he would have up to about 150k which he cannot afford at the moment.
On sighting his comment, BV Chichi berated him, she said he wasn't acting like a proper Igbo man with his beggy beggy attitude. Chichi accused triple C of always collecting from the blog and coming back for more like Oliver twist and not giving back a Kobo.
Miss Aboki told Chichi that everything she wrote is false and that she's probably mistaking Triple C for ",the other one"(sic). Some BVs applauded for coming out straight by asking for his needs rather than bottling it up while some said it's Crystal clear the reason why he's running after BV Paris Savannah.
On the boxing ring post, BVs were radiating so much light and love,no one had the strength to fight anybody. Safe to say that BVs don pass the era of fighting and grudging.

On Thursday spontaneous post, "newest kid on the block", BV Galactico, a football enthusiast, commented his take on the real Madrid vs Bayern Munich match, in his analysis, he used the word "easy peasy" this made some BVs allege that he is the infamous internet rat. An Anon demanded that he sends his picture to IHN to prove otherwise while others said that the id Galactico is more intelligent, gentle and polish to be nwa nza.

BV Icefishseller announced it was her 30th birthday, she said it's been 30yrs of shame, anguish, suffering and so many sorrowful things you could imagine. She begged God to rewrite her story and locate her with favour as the climbed the third floor. BVs trooped out enmasse to pray for her and wish her a happy birthday while some were alleging that she's BV Oki royalty.

Oki is yet to issue a disclaimer on the allegation.

On Thursday spontaneous post, the Anon that had been counting on Kevin's information came again. He "dragged" Kelvin, Omotola Brainna, blog's babalawo, Anon respecter. He told them to pls confirm the fuel reduction date as he was waiting and is really counting.

On Friday in house news, Stella gisted BVs about a video a celeb sent her. In the video, a man parked his SUV by the roadside to gbensh a mad woman in broad day light! Stella was shocked and wondered if it was jazz things, she also wondered why he didn't rehabilitate the werey if he wanted her to be his lover.

On Saturday spontaneous post, statistician and DNA activist, Dante while explaining why Abuja boys are having cold feet to get married revealed that there are so many unmarriageable ladies. He revealed exclusively that on the blog, the number of wife materials, both single and married are not up to ten(10).
How he arrived at this figure is unknown but he also forgot to inform BVs how many marriageable men were on the blog or include if he is marriage material as well...... 
I am currently under the weather so if i missed any gist, please help me add it in the comment section....
Till I come your way next week, pls, take care of yourselves.  

BVs, pls stop using sheltox and raid disgusied as perfumes, please patronize my business, I sell quality, long lasting, sweet and yummy smelling perfumes. Pls,buy for yourself and for others, thank you.