Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

The post you've been waiting for is here!!!!.

Everything you've ever heard about awoof running belle is true and BV Osundi also confirmed it on Sunday spontaneous post when she confessed that after she went to a big man's party and chopped every every, purging no gree her see road.

BV Disco Dancer reminisced about old BV, David Baller the cosmetics dealer. She hoped he's fine.
On last week's edition of Gist boulevard, Stella disclosed to BVs that she sef nor no the answer of the Harvard question she asked....Does anyone know?

Last week, Stella promised to pay for 10k worth of perfumes for the first 5 BVs that contact me. The BVs who won the perfume giveaway are; BV Nnukwu nwanyi, BV Dreza, BV Osundi, BV Kelvin and BV Joan Alexis. They have all confirmed receiving two bottles of perfumes each and i have instructed them to acknowledge receipt in the comment section. Stella also instructed that instead of them wasting the space to thank her they should use it to do advert for me by talking about what they ordered and what they got......

On Monday spontaneous post, BV Morayo told BVs that her slippers were missing in her house. She said that she's very sure no one visited and her husband was not around. She asked if she should be scared. Some BVs told her to be scared o, if possible, make she dey drink, bath, swim in anointing oil. Others told her to search her house more, that it could be somewhere or maybe her kids wore two wrong pair since it's left and right legs of shoes that were missing.

On Monday in house news, handsome, fresh like today's bread, takeaway looking male BV, Triple C, covered face of IHN #MCM. Stella told his alleged boo to acknowledge his cuteness and she also told him to confirm to BVs if he's engaged, searching or singular.
BV NK laundry told Stella that her male BVs worwor die. No drip, no steeze, no rizz, 6packs nko, they're two parallel lines. She said all they know how to do is to be making noise and bragging upandan yet, they no be spec at all at all. NK Laundry said naim make her nor dey participate for Stellas singles mingles.....

Maybe she can send her photo so that we can also see what she looks like since she always like to shame people in the comment section.....

Chief shipper, Stella "toasted" BV Paris on behalf of triple C. She asked Paris if she get butterfly for stomach because of Triple C and if her heart dey beat fast on sighting his pictures. She told enjoyment minister, Paris to come to her DM but she go gree for him.
A lot of BVs were willing and ready to ship #TripleParis, they encouraged Triple C to man up, send Stella a mail regarding getting Paris' contact details because according to them, enjoyment minister don already give him countless greenlights. Others were of the opinion that Paris is just on a cruise level, say na on top Blog's comment section her "feelings" end afterall, she and Triple C no dey same level.
BV Triple C, thanked Stella for posting his pictures, he confirmed that his pictures were for his baby, Paris Savannah. He also made it known that money never dey o, but he's future is very bright, brighter than diamond. He appealed to BVs to give him a Yoruba name, because he's considering naming himself Owolabi. His baby, Paris couldn't stop gushing about how handsome he looked. She told him that better days are coming. Then, she declared that she'd give him "Ademi" which means my crown.
Award-winning BV, renowned Blog drama king, Ezege worldwide, Teejay walked down memory lane, He said that around 2018, when he started commenting on the blog, his grammar was full of missiles and atomic bombs which made BVs like Ekajoy, Mama Nnukwu, Droyalty show him premium, shege banza. He said Stella noticed that the grammar trolling got to him which made her suggest that he started a column on IHN. He said Stella dey wear life jackets dey read him articles, edit for him and post but one day, AK 47 almost meet Stella for where no good before she told him "oga Teejay, I can't come and die o, abeg leave grammar for now, go online, take courses and brushup your English make you no kee me for those wey love me". He thanked Stella and other BVs that really want to see him Excel, he also told the Blog's BBCs to keep the correction coming and also prayed that should God bless him, he would do a giveaway that would shake the blog.

Ekajoy was full of happiness when she announced to BVs that she finaly mounted a fence and beautiful gate in her family house in Ikorodu. She said that she and her family moved into the house as an uncompleted building but today, the house is so beautiful. She couldn't stop gushing about her Prince charming, she said project was his doing. Ekajoy said she can't wait to celebrate the other upcoming project she has in store for them. She told BVs to brace up in advance because e go choke. BVs trooped out enmasse to celebrate and rejoice with her.

On Tuesday Spontaneous post, BV Ali B landed with the long waited giveaway list. He admitted that the task nor easy rara and he get many people he wanted to choose but was constrained. He finally chose; Pinky, Mor, Balkita, Supernova, Triple C, Mystic, Excited courtesy and himself (Ali B) he gave reasons why he chose each ID and thanked Stella for the opportunity. On sighting the list, BV Losty disclosed her dissatisfaction about not making it because she had hoped she'd get the 10k because her family is really in need of cash. Losty said even if na 5k, she no go mind.
Supermom, Games Mistress gisted BVs how she hid to eat the caprisonne and biscuit she "stole" from her daughter because she didn't want to share with her. The gist made her remember how she also hid to eat rice and chicken because she no wan share with her minime but the omolomo head "strong", the food choked her while she was rushing, that was how her daughter caught her.

BV Courage asked her why she had to hide to eat rice and chicken because she didn't want to give her child, laslas she would have given her two spoons. Games mistress saw her comment and asked her why she decided to be dense on a beautiful Tuesday morning.
Shocked Courage asked her what she wrote to warrant the insult, she said she kuku no blame her and won't go back and forth with her because she be ebina. She diagnosed Games Mistress of mental evaluation and advised her to visit yabaleft. Games Mistress also told her that she suppose collect apartment at yabaleft because her mental illness no blurry at all, e dey crystal clear.
BV Ennie was amused with the fight, she was surprised that Courage get vawulence.. She asked her if na selective fight she dey do because the day BV Miss Aboki came for her unprovoked, she was as meek as a dove.
Some BVs said they hide to eat while others said they'd never be caught doing that.

On Tuesday in house news, Stella told BVs that are fond of whining each time they do not make it to a giveaway list to quit the attitude because it's very appalling. She said they might never get giveaways if they do not desist from the act.
She also announced Zeeone giveaway for Zeeone lovers and chose BV KRITIKA Simply divine as chief beneciary.
Ekajoy uses every opportunity to shade you-know-who that they do not experience fuel scarcity in Portugal. An Anon reminded her that her parents (sic) experience it in Ikorodu.. Ekajoy called out the Anon for involving her parents and told the Anon to choke on her grace.

Veteran BV, Isaacbaba landed IHN with a very long memo for the irrelevant BV as useless as the k in knife that accused him of coming back to the blog because of giveaway. He clarified that he benefited from several giveaways in the past when he was a hard-working and profitable data vendor which he's very grateful for till tomorrow because those were the days of his humble beginnings. He said accusing him of being a giveaway scavenger is an insult to his sweat, hardwork and consistency because he's a cryto trader whom God has blessed immensely. BVs told him to disregard the Anon because it doesn't know balls.

Isaacbaba my guy, dont mind them, I will never forget you and how respecful a man you are, I watched you join this Blog when you were in pains after your Dad who was kidnapped was rescued as a corpse.....I loved you then and still love how you have grown before us, no one can ever make me hate you and i can give anything you ask if i have.....I celebrate you ------SDK


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In response to BV Ennie's question, BV Courage clarified that it's not every BV she would fight or exchange words with because they're her faves. She said Miss Aboki, Fidel, Osundi etc are her faves and she'd never go the route of fighting or bantering them.
on Wednesday spontaneous post, Stella called out blog babalawo and DNA activist, Dibia Arusi to murasi. She told him that she's aware of his plot to make his blog ID popular by deliberately posting comments that'd rile up the female gender. Stella wondered if he wasn't the infamous internet rat. He denied it.

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On Wednesday in house news, Stella told the beneficiaries of AliB's list to send their account details to be sent her hard-earned 10k each. She told the Anon ranting that the money is too small to request for their account details and send them big money. She told BVs to stop their ungrateful and entitlement mentality because she's not under any obligation to give anyone money, whether big or small. She reminded them that other alleged billionaire bloggers don't do giveaway as much as she does but from the kindness of her heart, she chooses to bless others. To those that accuse her of being rude inbox, she told them "thank you, NEXT" because they need to report another breaking news. Stella said she's not a showoff and can't count the number of BVs' fave BVs that she have helped inbox and also begged them not to announce it on the blog. She reminded BVs that she's a child of grace and God's special project.

An Anon decided to go Chinua Achebe route on #TripleParis and BV Teejay. The unsolicited advice longggggg.

BV Jeweluchi Chocolait Noir disclosed that she's getting so much gifts already and it's not her birthday yet. She said that from the of the look of things, boya na truck she go use pack her presents when it's May 18th(her birthday) BVs were happy for her, congratulated her and told her she deserves every love she's shown.Happy birthday in advance, Chocolate noir.

BV Games Mistress apologized to BV Courage for coming at her unprovoked. She said her body too dey hot sometimes but henceforth, she'd be cautioning herself before reacting to issues. BV Courage accepted her apology, they hugged and made up.......

BV Awele announced the passing of her brother who had been battling with illness since January. Awele, pls, accept our deepest condolences. May God comfort your family.
On Thursday in house news, Stella announced that she had credited the giveaway beneficiaries and still slap two other BVs with credit alerts. She said the giveaway continues as she'd assign a BV to choose another set of recipients and the BV would state why.

On Friday spontaneous post, in the spirit of brother supporting brother, BV Boss Dante advised his fellow king, Teejay to make sure he cops for himself a beautiful, virtuous, virgin bride as he was in his village because according to Dante, nothing dey street.
Dante also asked Teejay who the lucky BV he hinted he was catching feelings for, make he tell him if na smash and pass, smash and keep or flee.
Teejay in response to his "boss" said the supposed lucky BV don use her hand show her true colours. He said she dropped a comment under a bv's comment, since then, the scales feel off his eyes and he don know she's not the decent "baddie" he thought she is....

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha so some people dey find wife for comment section..Anyway it true sef, thats how Mrs A found her husband on the Blog naaaaaaaa.

BV Ada Zion gisted BVs about how a chief that calls her his sister passed from the complications of stroke. Ada said chief was buried December 2023 and after the outing service, chief's widow moved to the city with her son and recently, she heard that she don japa to stay with her daughter. Ada Zion is very angry that chief's widow moved on too quick and didn't mourn for long. She said her heart bleeds for her chief. BVs in reaction to her comment called her wicked and evil. They asked her if she loves Chief more than his family. An Anon advised her to wear black everyday to mourn chief on behalf of them all.
On Friday in house news, Stella said the new IDs are already insulting people, she told them to go back to their old IDs because she doesn't understand wetin she dey see. She advised BVs to radiate light and love always.

Jeweluchi Stella announced to BVs that the Zeeone giveaway that she announced na whining. However, she'd give her Kritika something for weekend and whenever she pleases because na only her dey cater for her Zeeworld needs. She was amazed that Fidel is now a zeeoner.

Fidel did a disclaimer denying it oh, she said even if she birbed she wont agree...mscheeeew

BV Fidel baptized and did naming ceremony for Zeeone addict, Simply divine. Her baptismal name is Kritika. BVs loves the name and dear Kritika can't get over her new name.
SDKblog is very addictive, entertaining and captivating. BV Sandra, SDKBLOG addict "blamed" Stella, IG and Pinterest for holding her captive with their sweet contents sotey she was refreshing them and couldn't toss her phone away to iron her clothes then, NEPA showed themselves and took the light before her eyes cleared. Award-winning blog genz diva had to press her clothes with her gas and pot.

On Saturday spontaneous post, Stella asked dear King, Teejay who had been in the village for almost a week whether he don gbensh. She advised him to make sure he offloads make he no carry the accumulated loads come back to the city. She also advised him to sharperly look for a babe to start dating, do goodbye knack and have the babe visit him spontaneously in his base and vice versa.
Stella was very active on Saturday spontaneous post. She was asking new and unfamiliar IDs if they were the infamous internet rat. Amongst those she asked was new id Galactico. The ID was created May, 2024 with 6views(when this post was made) an Anon suspected that Galactico might be the internet rat and that they have same handwriting.
Galactico claims to be a football lover(real Madrid fan) and a DevOps enthusiast.

Till I come your way next week, leave wahala for who get am, read and comment on SDKBLOG.
Pls, BVs, kindly patronize my business, I sell the finest and loveliest fragrances. I'll cater to EVERY of your perfume needs diligently, thank you.

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I need 10 BVs to patronise this woman for keeping una entertained haba!!!