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Saturday, April 06, 2024
Saturday In House Gists - Most Embarrassing Moments
Is your most embarrassing moment really really embarrassing or hilarious?
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When my ex husband told anyone who cares to listen that I was very bad in bed,this was a man I got married to as a virgin.He wasn't patient enough.
ReplyDeleteNow he wants me back saying no good woman out there, honestly I can't go back to him.
Good thing he's now an ex. No respect.
DeleteJust imagine. Foolish man. Forgive and make sure he makes up for every foolishness. If he is wealthy, Bill will well. Don't make coming back easy o.
DeleteImagine!
DeleteIf you still love him and he wasn't violent, you can go back to him but make sure he goes for all necessary tests to rule out STDs and HIV.
See the trash you women are advising. See the abyss of poverty and the resh people are holding to their bosom because they want to answer Mrs. Gosh. How embarrassing.
DeleteExactly o Anon 04:08 Someone that was your husband not boyfriend o. Hian...see that one saying if he has money 💰 He will do worse, I assure you. If you think they change, you're deceiving yourself. If a person show you who they are the 1st time, better believe them..
DeleteMy immediate elder sister😂... Very foolish and stubborn as a child o
ReplyDeleteOne day one brother came to our house. My sister went straight to the kitchen to carry plate. God abeg! She started singing "bambiala gimme money, bambiala gimme money".... God abeg o😂😂
Na that day my mummy for die this die😂. She used all the eye in this world to talk to my sister. For where! My sister bone o. She dey bambiala dey go! It's like the brother didn't even now have money, he was now using gisting with my parents to try and cover the issue. My sister start to shout the song!!! The way the brother root the #10 from his pocket, you will know that was his last card😂😂
Very embarrassing for the man. Omo if beating dey kill, na that day my sister for die after the brother left😂
Chai! Mumsy go don too vex! 😂
DeleteWhich kain pikin this again.
DeleteGod Abeg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ Fidel pls note it was not the visitor that was embarrassed. It was Ur mom or Ur parents that were embarrassed by shameful thing Ur elder sister did. She acted untrained child. Your mum supposed to stand up and gave him beating immediately in the presence of the visitor. Not eye contact, or beating her after the man left. Her actions showed she was hungry or no home training
DeleteThe kind of embarrassment your mum will feel that day..words cannot describe it 😃😃😃😃
DeleteAnd you wonder where Andre get his wahala from? E dey blood well well🤣😜
DeleteShe will receive madly beating.
DeleteAll this talk of beating!!!! Y'all must be carrying some deep childhood trauma.
DeleteHave you ever participated in jungle justice?
I remembered when my leggings got hooked inside a Danfo bus. I couldn't come down for close to 45mins cause it tore at my upper bum and my top was above my waist. One woman selling ankara was called and I bought 6yards of ankara I didn't plan for. As I came down from the danfo the agberos were all booing me and I walked my walk of embarrassment with pride to climb a bike.
ReplyDeleteThat's why e good to dey carry shawl for bag.
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry o
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DeleteSorry oo
DeleteFunny & not funny o. Sorry Miss Ess, imagine the bad worn out buses they put on the road. Thank God that it didn't injure you. I have experiences of bad danfo buses ruining my good clothes, good fabrics o. One even cut my skin, I quickly had to go take tetanus injection. Now I avoid them, if I don't have a choice I look carefully before I enter.
DeleteMost Embarrassing moment for was that day that that yeye dog was pursuing me and my sister upon all my fine girl this dog just decided to embarrass me that day.. when the chasing was much I have to pull my slippers and fling my food to pick the race very well.i will never forget that day..
ReplyDeleteThis is the point where gist will just fly away from ones head
ReplyDeleteLet me be thinking 🤔
We're in the same Whatsapp group.
DeleteI wore a beautiful Ankara that has a zip at the back of the skirt, while trying to sit in church, the zip just went bad and it was ripped open. Boy! I felt so embarrassed, I quick had to turn the skirt to the side and tied a black scarf I always had with me around my waist till I got home.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I don't ever allow any tailor to place the zip of my skirt or gown at the back. Never again!
I was with in my brother's house recovering when they discharged me from the hospital, my cousin's and there wives came visiting that sunday afternoon? From nowhere my niece just came out from the room with her mums pant her head then the bra she tired it round her waist..kia that day meself was very embarrassed on her behalf..
ReplyDeleteI wore high heels to church, immediately I entered and the usher was directing me to were to sit, I just fell down on my face. Since that year, I have not worn high heel again. Never again.
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Delete😂😂😂😂 the sorry wey dey always follow this knd thing naaa pain pass you’ll now be struggling to not cry 😂😂😂😂
Delete😂😂😂😂
DeleteOne day I was coming back from somewhere and this cute guy offered me a lift, I come de speak big big grammar, I just de form, then we got to my destination, I opened the car door, as I wanted to step outside, my trousers tore so bad, na so my nyash do waaaa, he screamed, and I no wear panty, as I was trying to use my hand to hold it together, I missed my steps and fell into gutter, na so Oga take come down, he helped me out of the gutter, I was a mess already, he bought nylon, placed it on the car seat and I sat down, that was how he took me home to my house, my girl brought wrapper for me and I shamefully walked inside, he tried so much for us to be close after that incident, I no gree ooo, I de dodge am like plague
ReplyDeleteo my 🤣🤣 but not his fault naa
DeleteThis one funny die😀😀😃, I can imagine the kind of embarrassment you felt that day..
DeleteWhy you dey dodge am? No let small thing spoil something wey fit be better thing
DeleteFunny but at the same time, u no try. That was a gentleman right there. God bless him.
DeleteI don't want to see him again cos he might bring up the gist someday, omo that day was bad
DeleteI cant rem any
ReplyDeleteThen read other people's own and comment. Lol
DeleteE plenty, i shade tears when I remember one......
ReplyDeleteDon't want further tears, we move.
Oya don't share o. Bcos me sef don't want you to shed tears. Read other people's own and laugh your own away. Sending you love and light.
DeleteHmmmm... like few months before the day, I can't really remember how but someone gave me a prophecy not to ever wear black and red colors ever again (and me I too like black color). I was on my way to school wearing my nice and beautiful three quarter red trousers and this mad man rushed me when I was about crossing the other side of the road to enter campus shuttle. Haaaa, very busy area fah, some guys were just making jest of me that the werey saw fine girl, na why. I prayed for ground to open that instant. It was one guy that helped me pursue the man away oo, if not I don't even know what would have happened. For years, I avoided any dress that has even the littlest touch of red on it. I was now relating the incident to the prophecy in my head.
ReplyDeleteI woke up late and i hurriedly took my eldest son to school without checking if my purse was in my bag.i boarded a bus heading towards his school then i realized i had left my purse behind due to the early morning rush.a guy sitting beside me had to rescue me when he noticed what had happened to me.
ReplyDeleteWhen I dropped my son in school,I quickly located my bank and got some money which transported me to the shop.
All this comment are really funny ooo
ReplyDeleteBack in school then, I went visiting My then Mother-in-law and stayed for the Weekend. Early Monday morning, boarded a bus back to Awka. As I made way to enter the bus, My fine black trouser just did ziizizzi from the back Omo !! na tear this trouser tear so ?? Thank God I was the first person to board and was having my small bag of clothes. Na back seat patapata I go sidon, use style bring out one skirt, wear am on top the trouser and started pulling the trouser jejely until I remove am. Thank God say other passengers that entered no one come for back seat else I for no know how I go manage the situation that day.
ReplyDeleteHad no idea my brother brought his friends home. I went to spread panties on the line, after spreading them out, I did a little twerk. Turned to go back. Saw both friends struggling not to laugh. I swore at them.
ReplyDeleteHehehe
DeleteI remember one day coming down from bike and the back of the skirt torn to the my bum side
ReplyDeleteDuring my NYSC days I lived in the corpers lodge and it had both genders living together. So one fine Monday morning I was already running late for my nwa teacher work when I rushed into the bathroom only to remember that my hairnet had fallen off during my jarunkpa sleep I then decided to use my panties as hair cover instead naa as per I dey rush abi by the time I was done bathing I dashed straight to the kitchen to try and boil water for quick cereal and... I leave you to imagine the rest ooo.
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DeleteMy elder sister had a male guest and I wasn't aware. I was in the bathroom when he arrived and nobody deemed it fit to tell poor me. Na so I waka from bathroom to the sitting room stark naked. This guy saw me in my full glory. Ha! That one second pause before fleeing felt like a thousand years. I stayed in my room ,wailing in sifia pains.
ReplyDeleteThat one sha didn't stop me from being a nudist😁
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DeleteIf this was a challenge, you win. Hands down! Body positivity all the way, sis🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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DeleteHilarious
😭😭 make I cry for you small before I laugh 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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DeleteE good for you!😂😂
Chai! 😂
DeleteVery funny
Delete😂😂😂
DeleteI drove to church from work and as the singer was singing praises,we were all standing up nit knowing my skirt zipper had gone bad and I was wearing a g- string.The pastor was coming to tge pulpit and saw every every, someone called my attention to it,meaning,was I embarrassed that day. Later ,the pastor told me why don't I wear cycling shorts like most women do? AHHH,Saturday came, I went to the market bought, but that embarrassment was grand for me, I said Devil you are a liar
ReplyDeleteI had a zoom interview where I wore only jacket without trouser, only underwear as in pant. During d interview, my phone went off and I tot it disconnected, not knowing I was visible to the team of interviewers, I got up and they were looking at my pant. My friend called me immediately to inform me. I didn't get a call back. I still feel embarrassed anytime I remember it.
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣 sorry. This is so funny.
DeleteThank God for grace all happening has moved us into what we are now
ReplyDeleteI went to church on a Sunday. After service, I started doing shakara with my heely shoes. You know that kind of Sunday crowd after church, only for one of the sole of my shoes to pull off. Embarrassment was an under statement. I was ashamed. I had to remove my shoes and walk bare footed until I got a bike. Since that day up til now, I must go out with a pair of slippers to avoid story that touch😃😃
ReplyDeleteShould I call this an embarrassing moment cos those that try to embarrass themselves not me look stupid to me by their actions.
ReplyDeleteEveryday they are in the street disturbing peace with their noise.
Imagine your man , just imagine comes to the street everyday to form group of sick heads to disgrace himself just to get attention .......
Empty promise be like...
" You don't look clean" meanwhile some of them never " baff " finish.
" I will buy clothes for you" ,the whole street will know.
" I will buy car for you" , the whole street will know.
" I will send you money", the whole street will know.
" I will take you to London, American, China " and all around the world, the whole street will know.
" I will take you to airport" the whole street will know.
" Let's go for holidays" , the whole street will know.
" You are getting married ", the whole street will know.
" The wedding is tomorrow", the whole street will know."
" Come let's " do" ....The whole street will know.
Then next time......abuse follows
" You are mad"
" How much you get"
" I'm not doing again you no get wetin you dey do"
" C'mon commot for here "
" Nobody will call you "
" Nobody will enter there "
" Dey there dey look, you never old"
Sounds strange but true.
Wahala for who doesn't know love.
Area Boys relationship.
Relationship that is meant for two is now a general market that both cockroach and rats interfere .
How will you see such a man , if he was your man???
Only God and you knows what you ste talking about? Many times it is better to be simple and direct instead of dancing around the corner.
DeleteShould I call this an embarrassing moment cos those that try to embarrass themselves not me look stupid to me by their actions.
ReplyDeleteEveryday they are in the street disturbing peace with their noise.
Imagine your man , just imagine comes to the street everyday to form group of sick heads to disgrace himself just to get attention .......
Empty promise be like...
" You don't look clean" meanwhile some of them never " baff " finish.
" I will buy clothes for you" ,the whole street will know.
" I will buy car for you" , the whole street will know.
" I will send you money", the whole street will know.
" I will take you to London, American, China " and all around the world, the whole street will know.
" I will take you to airport" the whole street will know.
" Let's go for holidays" , the whole street will know.
" You are getting married ", the whole street will know.
" The wedding is tomorrow", the whole street will know."
" Come let's " do" ....The whole street will know.
Then next time......abuse follows
" You are mad"
" How much you get"
" I'm not doing again you no get wetin you dey do"
" C'mon commot for here "
" Nobody will call you "
" Nobody will enter there "
" Dey there dey look, you never old"
Sounds strange but true.
Wahala for who doesn't know love.
Area Boys relationship.
Relationship that is meant for two is now a general market that both cockroach and rats interfere .
How will you see such a man , if he was your man???
The first time my gf saw my dick, she was shocked for like eternity. I am 6ft 2 but have a small dick. That was the last time i saw or heard from her
ReplyDeleteWhy didnt you try to contact her? she may have been waiting for you to call..
DeleteI guess you were too embarrassed by her reaction to continue with the relationship but please dont put the blame on her
HOW SMALL IS THIS SMALL YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT SEF? LAST THUMB SMALL?
I went to a big mall and I was too scared to step on to the " moving step'. I kuku turn back and go home jejely.
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