THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings....

IN HOUSE MEMO
Abeg i no get power type any long thing today eeeeeeeh
I hope that your day is going well today?Thanks to all of you who said some nice prayers for me cos im under the weather...I pray that it rains whereever you are if its too hot.......Make rain fall so tey make una begin beg am to stop...

BV Simply Divine, i asked some questions in yesterday in house news....I am also watching Mehek and all i can say is na wah....Very violent guy the Shoria, plus crycry mehek and all the bad luck wey follow am....

I like how Jalal handled Rukaya, say if she wan go make she go but Joda go beg am make she stay.....The Rukaya lady can act..meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!! Amazing actress... You will actually hate her for that role...I wan go her Instagram go insult am sef come remember say dem fit sue me for bullying, it is only in Naija you can do such and get away with it naaaaaaah....That Joda ahkbar eh, i would love to buy the DVD or chip and keep, thats the kinda thing you play for Guests during Christmas time if they come to stay...dem go watch am enjoy am well.....LOL

Have a nice day, people of this wicked world.

HUGS

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GIST
Good day Jeweluchi, how far? It's been raining blows in my compound, I don separate fight sotteyy strength no dey my body again, let me tell you what happened.....
So it's been so hot here and e come be like say them release mosquitoes as plagues, we no de sleep, so I come use mosquito coil, and am allergic to it, na so the thing cause sickness for me, so I dey house
My neighbour's only son got a woman pregnant, them come born one fine son, if you see the cute son eeh, to born go hungry you.... His mom paid for an apartment for them, the rent come due about 6months ago but Oga no see money pay, landlord come send them out....

This guy moved right back into his Mom's apartment with his babymama and son, but you see that Babymama eeh she like wahala pass fight, she is so troublesome, always accusing and accosting, very confrontational human and extremely lazy
Every minute she de accuse this young man, na so them go de fight, that girl de chop beating pass 3 square meal...
Them don fight sottey landlady come give them mama quit notice, today the whole compound was on fire, I don't know why I decided to be at home today of all days

The guy's mom confronted her, come de push two of them outside with their cute son, because this shameless girl went to fight one of our neighbours daughter yesterday, that she suspects that she and her man are dating (your man wey no fit feed you or put a roof over your heads? Some women have lost it i swear), the girl beat her to pulp, use blow scatter her face finish, her man come resume the beating today, his mom said she must not die in her house, that she must go.

We were still there begging mama to have mercy on the insolent by force DIL, na so we come de hear somebody screaming "Am done! Am done!!", I was like who again??
Na landlady newest DIL, e never reach 1month wey them wed ooo, they even sent a tenant packing and moved into his apartment.
From what we gathered, landlady's son lied to her and claimed what he's not, promised her a lot, the troubles however started after their wedding when they brought her back into this compound (because the girl na rich man pikin), she said she was moved into an almost empty house, with no properties except empty promises of am expecting this and am expecting that, so she has been denying him her body
Today he lost his cool, forced his way through and deflowered her, no be small fight, she was like "how can you r#pe me on the same mattress my parents gifted to me, so if they didn't gift me the mattress, you for do me for bareflooor, you're a r#pist and this is a marriage based on deceit and I am done"", if you hear clean English eeh, the guy de beg, she no gree ooo.
If you throw a pin today in my compound, e go fall on top person head, the lady finally left even after her MIL preached heaven and earth, she no gree, the woman was so ashamed of her son.

I wanted to ask the lady whom he told her he is, because na so him elder brother tell my friend say him na lecturer just to gbensh her, he even denied his beautiful wife, as I de go closer to ask her, na so I see my landlady de come, I come divert, I no need quit notice for now abeg make I still de manage the fuji house of commotion.
Mama later forgive her wannabe DIL, she come thank me  with her swelloppi eyes....... sorry for the long gist... opor gan

Na wah for drama...
LOL ; you no want quit notice?

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SILENT S#X STRUGGLES MARRIED PEOPLE GO THROUGH

1. A SPOUSE WHO WANTS TOO MUCH S#X
Some are married to a spouse (often times the husband) who wants s#x regularly. This can easily make one feel used. Usually in such situations, the emotional connection is also weak. Address this by learning to do other things as a couple that don't involve s#x

2. A SPOUSE WHO IS NOT INTERESTED IN S#X
Some are married to a spouse (often times the wife) who shows no interest in s#x, perhaps because of emotional strain, past wounds, hormones, negative view towards spouse or as a result of conflict. Address this by talking things out, open up, change contraceptives. Realize that love making is important in marriage

3. A SPOUSE WHO DOES NOT TAKE CARE OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
It is a struggle to kiss, lick, touch, rub or even make love to someone who doesn't brush their teeth, shower, wears the same underwear for days or doesn't care about presentation. If you have such a spouse, encourage each other to shower together, buy him/her underwear and recommend they be worn to excite you, 

form a couple's routine. If you are the culprit, remember that hygiene inspires intimacy

4. LUST
Lust will make you struggle to be faithful, it will make you flirt with others over the phone, at the wotk place, in the neighbourhood and social media making it uncomfortable for your spouse. It can affect your desire for your spouse. Lust dies when you stop feeding it. Check out of lustful conversations, see people around you with respect, not s#xual objects

5. UNMET S#XUAL EXPECTATIONS
There is nothing as frustrating as being married but your s#xual needs are not being fully met. Most likely they are not being fully met because you have not lovingly communicated to your spouse what you want, your favourite s#xual positions and your fantasies. But remember, before you expect your spouse to meet your sexual needs, meet his/her s#xual needs

6. MEMORIES OF AN EX WHO USED TO BE GREAT IN BED
Some people are fighting the memories they had of their ex/exes in bed. As they have s#x with their spouse, they have images of the ex in mind. Let go of the past. See your spouse for the uniqueness he/she is. Start to praise your spouse sexually and your mind will register your spouse as the new definition of s#xy

7. P#RNOGRAPHY
Pornography will distract you from cultivating intimacy with your spouse. It will make you ignore your spouse without you knowing it just to look at videos and pictures of naked strangers banging. Address this by desiring the real thing, not illusions and porn stars. Train yourself to say no

8. MA#TURBATION
Masturbation will make your spouse compete with your fingers. Your fingers will most likely win because you know how to please yourself but your marriage will lose. Address this by teaching your spouse how you want him/her to please you since you have already learnt your body

9. A P#NIS THAT CANNOT SUSTAIN AN ER#CTION
Most men lose their erection due to panic or lack of concentration because s#x starts in the mind. Address this by calming down, relax, be in the moment, enjoy every sensation

10. AN OVERTHINKING WIFE WHO STRUGGLES TO CLIM#X
Most wives who struggle to climax is because they over think. "Have the kids eaten? Is my vagina smelling? Is he really enjoying it? Am I moaning too loud? Am I too wet? Have we paid rent? Did I remember to pay the chama? Is the salon open tomorrow? Which weave should I put on next? I forgot to call Njambi"... These are some of the thoughts running through her mind as he is pumping. Lady, relax

11. A P#NIS THAT EJAC#LATES TOO QUICKLY
If she makes you ejaculate that means she is so sweet and that is a good thing but what she desires is that you stay hard longer. Last by stopping the pumping when you feel you are about to climax, change positions at that time so that you look cool while at it

12. LOW SELF-ESTEEM
If you doubt your own sexiness and performance then intimacy will suffer. Confidence is crucial when it comes to all things sex. Embrace your body, your tummy, sagging breasts, stretch marks, balding head, your physique. Take care of your body, work out. Flaunt to your spouse what is good about you. Praise each other's looks and performance to boost confidence

13. AFFAIRS
When another is already servicing your body, you will come home to a spouse you are not interested in. On top of that, you will be filled with guilt to the point that you struggle to connect with your spouse; and if your spouse suspects or knows, he/she will shut you out. Just let the affair end

14. COMPARISONS WITH OTHER COUPLES
When you hear or read the colourful sex stories of other couples, of how the wife squirts, how the husband lasts for forty minutes, how the wife rides like a pro, how the husband feasts on her clitoris till she cries; you might begin to question your own marriage and whether you two are happily married. Each marriage is unique, make your own special memories

By Tumininu Adunni

I hope both single and married learnt something here today?

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