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Friday, March 01, 2024

Friday Night Gist Post

 Step into this post with gists ooooh....


92 comments:

  1. Person dey toast me laidis but do you believe in attraction at first sight this person is direct no games but I just feel like say the timing is too short.

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  2. Nepa is really dealing with me in this new environment 😭 I can't believe after four years of steady light no matter how bad it could be I could be experiencing black out 😭 I don't long to come home but outside is too expensive 😁 I hate the sound of gen plus na sense person dey apply for fuel matter. Who we offend for Nigeria bayi?

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    1. We that are in an old environment are still experiencing same challenge with Nepa, the whole thing is so annoying πŸ˜‘ πŸ™„ πŸ˜’ fuel is not affordable for one to option for it.

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    2. You see that sound of generator ehn, na one of the reason wey I dey fear to go to Nigeria. Our house for ikorodu dey inside street but u go dey hear sound of our gen for junction πŸ˜‚

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    3. NEPA for here don tire me abeg. 2days now,no light to pump at least water

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    4. NEPA dealing with almost everybody for Naija. And to even think I have to queue to buy fuel of #620/liter. God please help us o, this heat to much.

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    5. No light in my area . This almost 10days now, that our transformer had issue.
      We are contributing money in this hard economy to fix it.

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  3. I complained alot of how I disliked harmattan, now the heat is here and its driving me crazy.
    Thanks Milkshakes for including me in the list.

    AEDC bikonu, give me light o.

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    1. I am highly honored to be nominated for the giveaway. Thank you all.

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    2. Make I also thank Milkshake for the Inclusion,πŸ₯°

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    3. Y'all are welcome, my people.

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    4. Congratulations to you all and a weldone job @ milkshakes πŸ’―

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    5. Thanks Milkshakes for including my name

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  4. I am currently surfing the web
    Beside me is my baby chatting away
    I just asked him if his mouth no dey pain am😊
    Boy can talk for Africa

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  5. Come see me see wahala. Someone who has just been given political appointment wants to mount service flag on his vehicle. He retired from his former position on GL 12 and was appointed a director which is equivalent to GL 17.
    Omo, guy man can not contain his excitement on his new job which he knows nothing about.
    The job does not require him putting flag on his vehicles like service chiefs but he wants to do it.

    Let me see if it will be allowed. I guess there are guidelines to issues like that. The new position is really shacking him. He calls everyone on video calls to show off his new office . He moves around videoing the office for people to see he has arrived . Brags and talks to the people he met in that office anyhow just because he is the director. Will he last with this attitude and disposition?Time will tell

    I think he may need to go through National assembly or someone to be authorised to put flag on his vehicle .. I know anything is possible in Nigeria. I hope he will not waste his money on designing the flag. Will he put the coat of arms on the flag? Will he blow siren and all that?
    A pensioner on GL 12 opportunist indeed!!!!

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    1. You sound extremely jealous. That person needs to be very very careful of u

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    2. Hmmm.
      Do you work with NDIC?
      This gist sounds familiar.πŸ˜‚πŸ§

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    3. Stella say something. E be like you sabi too🧐

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    4. Jealousy
      It's must be really painful for u to him everyday.

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    5. Doesn't sound like jealousy to me just another amebo at work doing amebo tings. Thanks anon!

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    6. This is hilarious. He will be terrible in that job,I predict.
      Hopefully he doesn't last long so that someone who actually knows the job can do it.

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    7. Leave am, make e go disgrace himself.

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  6. It's hot Sha,, really hot and my kids won't sleep unless they lean on or hold me. 😩😩😩

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    1. Get a cold shower,stay closer to the window you'll be fine hugging them, sweet motherly love doesn't come by easily.
      Weldone πŸ₯°πŸ‘Œ

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    2. When you are hot like that at night and you can't use generator at that time, don't you open windows for fresh air??

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  7. Bonsoir Blogfam ♥️
    Can't believe today is Friday again, well I get high on music and Good music are hard to find, just listening to old music and missing my boo πŸ₯°πŸ˜
    Mocking bird - Eminem
    Coming home -P.Diddy & Skyler grey
    Stereo hearts - Gym class Heroes feat Adam Levine
    Memories - Maroon 5
    American love - Qing Madi
    My boo - Usher & Alicia keys
    Here without you - 3 doors
    Take care - Drake & Rihanna
    Deuces - Chris Brown feat Tyga
    Seven days - Craig David
    You don't miss your water - Craig David
    What's the deal - Boyz 2 Men

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    1. My boo. That Superbowl act got guys going gaga.
      Thank God for understanding hubby.

      Seven days... where's Craig?
      Nice list Helen🀝

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  8. I'm watching PJ Masks with my kids.
    I just want to relax, abeg.

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    1. If I hear say I watch cartoon.πŸ˜‹

      DH out of continent.
      Lo and Behold off to rehearsal for Easter presentation after school.
      Me on my laptop fixing solutions.
      The doggies watching a film and dozing.

      Na me and blogs till nighttime when the Twinnies are dropped off.

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    2. Xp mama, cartoons are interesting to watch o. πŸ₯°

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  9. Since I can't get blog name again after changing my phone make I dey use ulr write like this πŸ™„

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  10. I'm just trying to sleep.

    I don't know what I ate that is causing me stooling. I pray it stops before tomorrow morning because I have to go hustle.

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  11. The light issue is driving me crazy, PHCN don turn the light to toy . And to make the matter worse my television got damage by power surge.

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  12. Good evening my people.
    So I heard something strange today.
    Theres this woman I met where we buy birds. We gradually became close kind of. She came around today and we got talking. She told me something bizarre. She said anytime she's on her monthly period,she doesn't cook for her husband like he instructed her not to touch whatever he will eat and they don't sleep on the same bed. I asked her why and she said it's her husband tradition. Hian! He's from enugu state. I just told her that I've never heard such before and it sounds fetish to me and I noticed she got angry.

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    1. There's so many things she's not saying. He's into something.
      She's not the only resident in her home, she better check wardrobes. 🀭🧐

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    2. Next time keep your opinions to yourself and adjust accordingly. You don't have to say everything you think, you don't know who is who. The woman might be in on the fetishism and might attack you for your words.

      Be quick to hear, slow to speak, and act quietly. I would have just said hmmm and distanced myself forever from that person.

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    3. One Muslim guy that wanted to date me, that was what he said. He came to my house,my period was on. He then said when we get married, this is the time you won't cook for me. I won't even near you. Relationship vanish for my eyes quick quick. Though I didn't think he was fetish, I just didn't like the thought of it. This guy can't even boil water for himself, so who would be cooking for him for the five days. Second wife I guess.

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    4. Abionah, how u take tell toaster say u dey on ur period?

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    5. Jeez. You could have kept the fetish part to yourself. Some cultures still do hold to the belief that a menstruating woman is unclean. I think I read of women and girls in Nepal being sent to sleep outside or in the barn with the animals during their periods. Menstrual blood has mystified many over the ages, some even think it holds some magical properties.

      I don't think I could handle a spouse telling me I am unclean and can't do anything for him while I am on my prriod. So why even marry if you think a woman is unclean one week out of every month. So if I got sick you couldn't help me if I needed care. Mtsssccchhhwww

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    6. Lol@Eka joy, we dated for just two months. I no fit call that one date, na probation. Reason I used the words 'wanted to date me'. Lol. Besides, if you are with me during my period, you must know cos of the discomfort. Pains et al.

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    8. My ex boyfriend was like that and yes he was into fetish

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    9. No matter how close you are to somebody what will bring this kind gist.

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    10. No matter how close you are to somebody what will bring this kind gist.

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  13. 2 simultaneous calls today of some weeping over the clamp down on Bureau de Change operators, I summoned courage and downloaded the list of 4,000+ of companies whose licences got revoked by CBN. Dang! 😭

    The hook is sadly down the seabase. Those guys in Ikoyi, Ikeja, even the ones at Road 1 and 5 at Ikota Shopping Complex in Lekki. Otilo!

    Easter have spoil ni o 😀.
    Well, good for the economy,the ones whose drinks for burial rites and house warming parties, don't know how to handle that. The next 25 days will determine.
    So sad an occurrence.

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  14. I was watching Nigerian movies on YouTube and I didn't realise how many actors now have YouTube channels. Omoni, Mercy J, Faith Godson, Ruth, Maurice Sam (who by the way is everywhere now o), Sandra Okun, Chizzy, etc. It is in a way similar to fast fashion, where too many people are churning out similar things which lack quality or depth.

    Anyway, I noticed the IT girl of Nollywood, Uche Nwaefuna, has fallen into the BBL trap. I was surprised because she had such a lovely shape before, but her hips now looks disproportionate and too heavy for her body. Na wa o. Celebrity lifestyle ehn.

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    1. Uche Montana is whispered to be wearing buttpads. Na her childhood friend from festac tey me o,ehen!🀫

      I don't still like Maurice Sam but see Eso Dike and Chidi Dike, Chike Daniels and Samuel OnotπŸ‘ŒπŸ₯°πŸ™Œ
      Eso sef, I've backed him before in Benin City,way back. He's now 20ft tall, shioor 🀭😯

      Too many tv channels.
      Have you watched Love and Sham, featuring Fredrick Leonard and Sarian Martins.
      That chic is coming up real fast.πŸ‘Œ

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    2. No I Haven't oo, let me go and check it out, thanks XP.

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  15. I just wanna sleep the heat is unbearable and NEPA people are not helping matters.

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    1. Sorry dear. Can’t relate we are in a serviced estate that provides electricity through out the night

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  16. No 2
    This is an NDO to all bvs who drank my recommended bombass combo;
    Frozen Smirnoff and Guinness Foreign Extra Stout.
    Adikwam sorry as una finish drinking and started "walking with your fingers"🀸.
    It's for a certain category of ndi ishi kara aka.

    Somebody should check up on Bv Nnukwu Nwanyi, shey her head don balance abi she still dey spin? πŸ˜‚πŸ€Έ

    Oya dilute with this;
    Chilled Heineken and chilled Sprite (plain Sprite).
    You'll be fine.πŸ˜‚

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    1. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰,iya ibeji,the bad ass Queen

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  17. Some months ago, the spirit of impulse buying entered me and the target was dove soap. All the different variants were in my house. I started by ordering 2 variants of shower gel and then proceeded to the bar soaps. Dove, Palm Olive, Lux Velvet, Irish Spring, all of them. I even had dudu osun oo but abandoned that one. I use it to wash my hair now. Now I have a house full of bathing soaps and I think I am happy, especially now that prices of goods are rising any how. I am even more disciplined now as I take one and use to the very end, unlike then when I will use half and dump one corner and carry another one. Beautiful life. Lol.

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    1. I loooove soap, especially bar soaps. I have been thinking of taking a soap making course since forever and keep putting it off. I have discovered some nice Portugeuese soaps, huge bars and that's my new go to. I am not a big fan of body wash though. Enjoy your splurge.

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  18. I woke my 4+yo nephew dis morn for school
    He told me he is very very tired to go to school
    Person wey dem.dey feedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Please it's no laughing matter.

      Verify that they're not dozing him with sleeping pills at the kindergarten.
      He may be shocking right.

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    2. Ogbeni tire is tire ni oooo🀣🀣🀣

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  19. Good evening from this side, we thank God for the gift of a new monthπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

    who did we offend in this our Naija, God Abeg oh, please help us, no light in my area for close to nine months, from one story to another.

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  20. Happy Friday ma village ppl.

    I have come to the conclusion that being an accountant has to be the most annoying profession on the planet. This end of month, end of cycle close up. See client send me all kind of receipts today and me having to sit and organize every bloody thing to forward to finance. I was so annoyed, and I had to really think of all the ppl who are doing this every damn day for their working years. 1000 ways to make a living, accounting ain't ever going to be my way in any liferime. My hats off to all the accountants, bookkeepers, actuaries and auditors in tha house.

    Gonna go finish the Avatar series and watch Code 8 part two tonight. Stellz, you can't ship some of the lovely German Radlers my way? Hope the lifestyle changes are going good for you.

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  21. Please say a prayer for me and my family, our car was stolen last Wednesday in Benin, hubby almost had heart attack, thanks be to God for keeping him, God our hope is on you.

    Made police report with money ☹️☹️☹️oh

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    1. πŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏπŸ™πŸΏ

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    2. Stealing of vehicle is becoming rampant in Benin city.
      I'll never forget the day my fiance car was stolen barely 10 days after purchase. Hmmm

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    3. I hope it is found. Car thefts are rampant in my town in Canada. Folks waking up to no car every morning.

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    4. Trust in God,I pray your car will be found.

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    5. It's well. God of double portion will replace it in Jesus name πŸ™

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    6. May God come through for you πŸ™

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    7. It's well, the car will be found by God's grace.

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    8. A big amen to all the prayers πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™
      Thank you blog visitors

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  22. On episode 4 of Anikulapo. Something I started since noon. These kids won’t let me settle down and be great. I must sha finish it today before spoilers start dropping.

    But wetin come dey worry Funke now, won’t she put this A tribe called Judah on Netflix or prime for us to watch?

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    1. I just download the anikulapo series. Download moviebox from play store and thank me later. All the latest are always there. A tribe called Judah is there , old already

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    2. I’m not watching A tribe called Judah from any illegal source oh

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    3. @ Eka. God bless you for respecting people’s intellectual property.

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  23. Just surfing the Internet,Paris baby,how is the Friday going?

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  24. TGIF baby.πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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  25. Commenting tip.
    Please if you decide to drop emojis as comment, endeavor to attach even if it's one alphabet or word to it.

    I'm browsing this week from a certain interface and sections are basically empty in many posts because they were all emojis.
    Stella...do consider.

    Shopping tips.
    Buy from open markets or fresh farm stores;
    Your Staples...oil,rice,garri, native spices,yam et all.
    They are edibles that expire on their own without being doctored.

    Buy from Supermarkets...
    Cereals
    Beverages
    Sanitary
    Condiments
    They are regulated and expiry dates are essentially monitored by regulatory agencies and consumer boards.
    2. They stock up quantity with cheaper prices for a fresh season in their big warehouse.
    Market women have liquid erasers to wipe expiry dates and numbered stamps for affixing far dates of expiration.
    That carton of Uncle Quaker Oats may well be 6 months gone.
    Be wise!

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  26. Watching TV, NEPA dey do new month for us here.

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  27. Miss my bf so much, my companion. Just like that, within a second, everything changed or I never realised earlier that it was one sided love.

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  28. I just dey pass by before I sleep, nite nite

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  29. A very close family friend is getting married on Sunday so happy for the couple,may God bless the union amenπŸ™

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  30. I'm just having unnecessary moodswing..

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  31. Na club get me like this o

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  32. IJGB from the Bliss Experience (praise night). Totally enjoyed it. Moses Bliss don fall yakata. God bless Nathaniel Bassey and all who ministered.

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  33. Omo my husband and I are rabbits.

    The sec is just so sweet even after 12 years, may this continue forever.

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  34. There's nothing as annoying as crushing on a guy then you will now see him with another babe. Kai, he just broke my heart.

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