Some people inherit sleeping positions...LOL
My wife said when she was young, she would sleep on the bed and when she wakes up to wee, she would meet herself on the floor. How she by-passed three other siblings to land on the floor was beyond her understanding. The bed was very high, that old iron spring bed.
As she did not break an arm or leg or sustain any other injury, she concluded that some spirits were behind it, they lifted her from the bed to the floor.
My wife was a bad sleeper. She would sleep deep and roll from one end of the bed to the other.
Before we had our child, we would sleep on the bed together and I would wake up to see myself at the far end of the bed glued to the wall or at the edge, about to fall on the floor, wify would lie across horizontally. She obviously pushed me to the edge and then lay across.
This made me to stop sharing a bed with her.
On the other hand, I can sleep on a thin bench folded like a crayfish from night till morning. My traumatic childhood experience shaped me in several ways. I can even sleep well on a plastic chair. Hmmmmmm.
When we had our first child, I was the one who had sleepless nights as I joined them in the room so I could keep an eye on the baby before she rolls and suffocate the poor child.
She would sleep and even snore while the baby roars with cry beside her. I will tap her several times before she wakes up and attend to her.
Surprisingly, before baby clocked 6 months, she had changed.. Baby would cough, wify is awake. She would lay gently and normally on the bed with the baby. When we had our two other kids, I didn't share their room.
Now one of my daughters has taken after her, pls can it be corrected?
Awon jarunpa mistress 😂😂😂. My first daughter remains in almost the same position she slept in but u see Vanessa, I’m suspecting she will jarunpa.
ReplyDeleteI’m not sure there’s any solution for it tho.
LoL...I don't even think they can help themselves. My son sleeps on my bed with me and he is such a rough sleeper. I don't sleep well at night as I m always having to wake up to reposition him properly. Now that I'm pregnant,I got him his own small mattress to sleep on by my bed as I can't be doing all that waking up and I m also afraid he will kick me in the stomach. He has learnt to sleep on his small mattress without rolling too much though some days I still wake up to see him half on the floor and I have to reposition him well again. I pray he outgrows it if not his wife will be in for some rough nights.
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ReplyDeleteMy 1st daughter is a deep sleeper. Infact I was so worried, when she had her baby. But now just tip top, she's awake.
That's mother's instinct.
😂😂😂😂Mehn this was funny to read me I sabi sleep but one day I woke up and saw my hands on my head I really wonder what happened and what I was thinking about wey make I keep two hand for head .
ReplyDeleteAnon, as in 2 hands on your head like this 🙆?
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DeleteMy two kids will take award from rough sleeping and it is beginning to affect me as we share one bed, It makes me always alert and not sleep deeply so as to monitor their sleeping position especially making sure that the bed net has not been pulled off. Parenting is not easy at all and i learnt the older they get the harder the job. God help me
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ReplyDeleteLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oga your daughter will surely at grown it ooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
*outgrow
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ReplyDeleteI was like your wife o with very rough and deep sleep.
Beat me from now till tomorrow, I will not wake. They say I sleep like a corpse.
Now, I don't scatter my body to sleep again. But I still sleep very deep.
If your wife can change... I have hope.
Thank you Jesus. I have always prayed that when I marry, that I don't sleep and lock my husband out one day or what may happen to my children.
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ReplyDeleteLoL someone will love her just the way you do/did her Mum and will watch with awe as she transforms into a walking breathing alarm clock as she births tiny ones. No cause for alarm 😂😜
ReplyDeletei don't think there is any solution, just wait she will out grown it like your wife did. You can try to be changing her sleeping position now and see if it can work.
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,your can it be corrected got me.
ReplyDeleteYou cannot sleep on the same bed with some people because they will push you right out of the bed when they are sleeping. 😂
ReplyDeleteThank you Lord for keeping us safe when we are asleep, because we are not even conscious of anything (both the pusher and the person being pushed).
Some people also sleep-walk and go and do things they are not aware of. I once watched a documentary about a woman that was putting on unexplained weight and food was disappearing from her fridge. A CCTV camera was set up and it showed that when she is asleep, she would sleep-walk to the fridge and start eating food (while she is asleep and unconscious of what she is doing). She never knew she was doing this until the CCTV confirmed it.
Sorry poster their is no solution to this, manage her like that.
ReplyDeleteShe will change
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I was also a deep sleeper before I got married. Marriage changed all that for me oo
ReplyDeleteI sleep and wake up in the same position,same with my hubby...my first two kids however decided to take after their uncle. I wouldn't date sleep on the same bed with them. I may be blinded before morning with their kicks...
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ReplyDeleteShe inherited it, nothing to do about it bro
I found the story so hilarious 🤣. I'm laughing while you're looking for a solution. Let's pray your child grows out of it 🤣🤣 Pele
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