Sunday In House Gists - Comments Section Gists Boulevard

This is a compilation of some of the juicy gists you probably missed on the Blog's comment section.::.....

On Sunday spontaneous post, Stella called out BV Anakin for posting on last edition of Single and Mingle post. She said she nearly collapsed on seeing Anakin, a married man comment as if he were searching for love. In Anakin's defense, he said his post was for a dear friend who wants to find his missing rib the way he found his on the blog. Stella told him to tell his friend to use him own hand apply or better still, mail her wetin he wants. Afterall, na like that veteran BV Sandy Yo, see correct bobo marry from the blog.

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On Monday spontaneous post, an Anon complained bitterly about the"babymama/single mothers above 30" epidemic. The Anon drew his conclusion about the "menace" from the last Stella's S&M. BVs bashed the Anon and asked him if the ladies are impregnating themselves. They told him to getat!

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On Monday in house news, Stella whispered to her workers to check their accounts because something very loud dropped into it from her. She also sent a birthday shout out to controversial, award-winning BV, Milkshakes.
Then, to her moral and behavioural advisers, she told her to squeeze their advice into their pants say she no ask them. She said she's not perfect and strives to be better.

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On Monday in house news, BV Milkshakes wondered why shops are selling thesame product at different prices, inflating the prices of the goods unnecessarily. BVs lined under his comment to remind him that he should stop complaining joor and enjoy his solid, favourable mandate.

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BV Pure on Monday in house news narrated how her hairstylist had a stiff neck. On inquiring what went wrong, the hairstylist made it known to Pure that she has been unlucky to be married to "Panelbeaters". Her first husband one, her recent husband is now the president of the association. Pure appealed to the woman to leave the marriage make he no use beating do facelift for her.

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On Tuesday in house news, Stella stated that she noticed that there's been alot of hateful commenters with gutter mouths. She said her real BVs wouldn't comment that way and she's suspecting the influx is from IG and other places. She welcomed them.

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On Tuesday in house news, BV Games mistress posted that some Nigerians will just be lamenting about how things are bad in the country without using the resources around them to better their lives. She narrated the case of her neighbor who's a bricklayer but hasn't being getting jobs lately. She said this man has a very nice bike which he uses to convey his kids to school. She said the man instead of always lamenting could have ventured into "okada" business instead of living the house responsibility on his already stressed wife. An Anon insunuated that Games mistress is an oversabi that has solution to other people's wahala but can't look for ways to multiply her streams of income. Games appealed to the Anon to pls give her tips, that she'd glad act on it.

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BV Olori JoJo on Tuesday in house news narrated how she thought her daughter a lesson. Olori JoJo said she instructed her boys never to lay their hands on any woman no matter what. Olori's daughter saw that as an opportunity to run her mouth towards the boys. She talks rudely to them. After several warnings, Olori JoJo told her boys to beat shege and sharp mouth comot for the little girl's mouth. They beat her sotey she began to beg for mercy. Olori said parental no be child's play.

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On Tuesday in house news, BV Ryah narrated how her street neighbor sold 7k Ankara to them because it was her son's wedding. After Ryah paid, awon olofofo come dey whisper that the woman's pastor said make Dem cancel the wedding. Ryah said make they no follow her play o.

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Wednesday spontaneous post Valentine's edition had BVs spraying love from all corners.

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On Wednesday in house news, Stella told the female BVs to love themselves unconditionally, that they shouldn't believe a man is all they need to be happy and complete them. She also announced that she got herself 2 between perfumes from Gucci and Prada and she feels so good about it. She also thanked BV Jeweluchi Chocolait Noir for the pleasant, beautiful surprise she sent her for Valentine. She also sent a million thanks to her male toaster that sent her half a mili to enjoy her Valentine. Lastly, she held singles by the neck by telling them that her dearest hubby wan use gifts wonjure her for Valentine's day.(She didn't mention the gift but she made it known that E choketh!)

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BV XP did not allow Stella to finish before she continued spraying pepper into the eyes of the booless and val-less. She happily announced that she got a mini box, an orange gown(what she'd always wanted) and a bottle of Spring flower perfume by Creed.

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An Anon after seeing that the suffering and hardship in the country isn't for him is considering telling his mom to sell his late's dad piece of land for him to raise 500k for japa purposes. The Anon stated that a very good Samaritan promised to him japa to Italy, Denmark or Germany with 500k and he'd pay the balance when he gets to his destination.

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On Thursday spontaneous post, BV Triple C told BVs that since they born him, he never receive val gift neither has he ever spent Valentine's day with someone very special. He said as always, on Valentine's day, after the day's hustle, he dey his room dey relax and view WhatsApp status when he got a call from his cousin to come spend Valentine's day with him and his family. Triple C said he no allow him finish the statement before he zoomed to the location. On sighting his comment, Stella told him that everyday is Valentine and also asked him if he'd be her val.

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On Thursday spontaneous post, BV Teemah G said in the spirit of Valentine, she decided adorn her beautiful self with Red and white to go to her daughter's school. Teemah said that when she was on her way, she saw the look people where giving her(as per country hard you still get mind wear red and white) she said like lightening, she rushed to her house to remove the ensemble.

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On Thursday in house news, Stella told BV Anakin to pls mail her. She announced Triple C, Candy and Simply Divine (her fellow Zeeworld lover) as the recipients for the WCW giveaway.

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On Friday spontaneous post, after BVs have been worried on why Morayo hadn't been present on the comment section for while, she told them that she appreciates their love and concern, she also made it known that the building which her shop was located had a very huge crack, the caretaker told everyone of them to vacate the building for proper investigation and renovation which they did. She put her goods somewhere and people wey their minds dey back get mind go steal her goods.

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On Friday spontaneous post, BV Kelvin narrated bitterly how an Aboki person kept bugging his line with calls. Even after telling the Aboki say na wrong number, e no gree. E just dey bombard poor Kelvin dey gist him wetin e no understand. At a point, fear catch Kelvin because he dey wonder wetin he buy for the Aboki dormot and wetin e dey talk. After so many disturbances, he decided to bless the Aboki with the block button.

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BV Slim Shaddy lamented bitterly on Friday spontaneous post on how the male folks around her were giving her attitude because of ordinary Valentine. Some didn't even call to greet her neither did they get her gifts nor wish her happy Valentine's day. She said it's not like she don ever ask them for gifts or display any Amotekun behavior but they just move anyhow.

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On Friday in house news, Stella landed with rants about giveaway recipients. She said instead of them to mail her with their account details, they were sending pleasantries to her mail. She made it known that she no dey respond to mails anymore because of the numerous see-finish she don encounter. She said BVs Triple C and candy missed their giveaway because of the aforementioned reason.

Stella promised to gift anyone that can help her stop her Zeeworld addiction 20k.

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BV Kelvin on Friday in house news decided to darn every every when he asked BV Shooter gyal if he could get her contact from Stella because he wants to be her friend.

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On Saturday spontaneous post, BV Oki royalty disclosed that she's a blogger(Facebook blogger) and she said admitted that blogging isn't a walk in the park and also gave Stella her flowers.. Oki said that since Nigeria chopped wotowoto at the AFCON, she never get mind break the news to her very huge followers. BVs were shocked at Oki's revelation.

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On Saturday spontaneous post, BV Abionah wondered why BVs always feel the urge to info co BVs about who died in their neighbourhood or whose shop was demolished.
Till I come your way next week, drink water, mind your business and leave wahala for who get am.

From BV OnyinGATE