On Sunday spontaneous post, Blog's EFCC,Chairman Shooter gyal declared that the man that will marry her will be the luckiest man on Earth because she's very perfect!
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On Monday spontaneous post, enjoyment minister, Paris Savannah issued a strong warning to the imposter cementing on 'Unique prayer request' post with plastic ID "Paris". She told the BV not to cause confusion and look for her/his own unique ID and stop being a photocopy, pe as long as the blog is concerned, the only Paris here is her.
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On Monday spontaneous post, BV Zaram happily shared about her friend, J who was also her colleague until he got a massive appointment and left their organization. She said the offer J got heavy gan, annual leave in Dubai, official car, house, buying company's good at a reduced price etc. J and his young wife were balling life, spending money offhand. After 3yrs of balling, the devil said okay, it's time to show these people pepper. There was a conspiracy against him at his place of work and everything collapsed. Life that used to be soft became harder than olumo rock, after sometime of paying their bills, his wife left. Miraculously, things became soft for J again and his wife reconciled with him. Zaram urged BVs not to give up on God.
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On Monday spontaneous post, BV Games mistress happily announced to BVs that she saw an advertisement for mortuary assistant with COS in UK and she applied. She said the only thing wey dey worry her was that applicants must have good communication skills, and she wondered whom they'd be communicating with.
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Wahala wear designers! On Monday spontaneous post, BV Osundi told BVs that before they organize surprise celebration for their spouse, they should do ground work and be sure they love it to avoid the kine embarrassment her neighbor got after she tried to surprise her title holder husband. The man just dey para for him wife, ask her why she did over Sabi by organizing party for him. After so many beggings and pleadings, the man sha later calm down. They begged well-wishers to come back, Osundi say she no go because she no come this life come chop rice.
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On Tuesday Spontaneous post, after BV Paris Savannah commented under BV Triple C's post, Stella asked her if the ship don dey sail, BVs led by Ali B started making massive donations towards the wedding.
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On Tuesday in house news, Stella told BVs that she dey see BVs dey complain about extremely high cost of commodities, she told them that no be only them dey face am o, say to Germany, prices dey fly up daily.
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A BV(sisibrowniecakes) sent her business meme, Stella decided to patronize her by gifting 10 BVs that could pickup themselves a cup of parfait each. She also ordered for 6 boxes of cupcakes for BVs. #Loveleadsalways
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On Wednesday spontaneous post, after much persuasion from BVs to triple C to man up and declare his intention to Paris, he wooed her on Wednesday spontaneous post. He told her the distance between them is nothing to him. Paris replied, she told him she liked that he get liver but long distance relationship isn't for her.
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On Wednesday spontaneous post, WCW, a coparent mom that homeschooled her son hailed herself, gave herself a big thumbs up because she did a good job with him, she was so proud of herself.
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On Wednesday spontaneous post, Stella had words of encouragement for her BVs, she urged them to celebrate themselves and strive to do better.
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On Wednesday in house news, true to her words as always, Stella chose Esther Okoro, Babe kaima and King Jerry as recipients for 'month of love giveaway'.
Then, she told ladies to always check their engine rooms, go for pap smear at least 2 times yearly, be sure they're overly clean down there. She also told association of dishwashers to be careful make they no use their mouth wash infections and diseases give themselves.
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On Wednesday in house news, Teejay told BVs to be calming down and not let the hate they have for a total stranger like him choke him. He said he if coughs lasan, trolls will pick on it. He also said that from his side, it's all vibes, cruise, Premium entertainment and relaxation. After the long write up, an Anon told him to sit down for one place and not to dey jump upandan. He reminded Teejay of how he boosted that he no go engage any Anon but he dey everywhere dey shalaye.
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On Wednesday in house news, an Anon wrote that she reminisced about a certain BV that thrusts her marriage like over sized boobs in strong costay. The Anon said the BV was always bashing single mothers, singles and matured single women. The Anon said that when she had that the BV's marriage collapsed, she laughed ehn, people wey dey Australia go hear her voice from Abuja. She advised BVs to be humble and not mock others when it seemed they have life all figured out. BVs was guessing who the Anon was referring to when an Anon mentioned Ekajoy. The Anon alleged that Eka was always mocking women that are TTC.. BVs shielded the Anon and told her Eka is never that type of person. They recounted how she was always praying for her TTC friends.
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After BVs dragged Teejay like very old, tiger gen, he tendered a heartfelt apology to BV Fatee and Fidel after he came at her unprovoked when she commented that blog lover boy Triple C relocates to Lagos to be with enjoyment minister, Paris Savannah since she doesn't want long distance relationship. Teejay told Fatee to comment with sense that it's unspeakable for a man to relocate to go meet his bribe. Though, he said he meant no harm with his comment. He told Fidel he was sorry for alleging that she gaslighted Fatee.
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On Thursday in house news, Stella told the BV that's busying herself with shading her because she responds to comments in the comment section to well done. She said she dey see the shades but she no get any of her precious time to waste on the BV. She told BVs that's she has met more snakes on this blog than she met more fake friends in real life. She said she's a lover of peace and happy endings but if you match her, indabosky.
She told BVs to prepare the business adverts because she wants to help BVs promote their businesses next week. She urged on BVs selling Valentine gift worthy items to grasp the opportunity and make massive sales.
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On Thursday in house news, Eka Joy made a comment which she said she wrote with every respect in her. She pleaded that if a BV bashes her and she returns the energy, her comment shouldn't be held. She said it's not fair that she'd be insulted or accused wrongly and when she replies, she comment won't be posted or the original comment deleted. She made reference to the anon accusing her of mocking women that are TTC and the Anon that alleged she hooked her husband with jazz.
On sighting Eka's comment, Stella asked her if she's okay and if her name is too small/big for her mouth/hand to mention/write. She told her she can try disrespectful attitude with other people but make she no try bring am to her domot. She said she prefers the sidetalks to the disrespect she's trying to bring her way. She explained that once she's out and uses phone to enable comments, it doesn't show all the comments at once. When she gets back and see some inappropriate comment, she uses her laptop to delete.
In response to her, Eka said she omitted Stella's name in her write-up because the last time she did, she warned her sternly never to mention her name in her bickerings. Also, she said she doesn't do side talks. Rather, she brings issues to the comment section. BVs told Eka to pls let sleeping dogs lie and not give some trolls the 'entertainment' they crave.
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On Friday spontaneous post, BV Kelvin told BVs with ID that goes Anon to insult others that he's shaking his head for them. He told them to talk their talk with their full or tiny chests because nobody go beat them physically. He said it's a milky behavior to engage in such acts because it can never be him.
BV XP said she noticed that the numerous trolls are from IG and may not necessarily have IDs. She said old BVs too dey among them dey run their shit but if Dem mistakenly match her, the rogbondiyan that happened between 2015-2018 go repeat itself.
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The "simping" chronicle from Thursday chronicle poster brought out one of the Blog's renowned old cat, Ceaser. He gave his wisdom to the chronicle poster and Dante also recommended some books for the poster and men to read. The books are "the manipulated man by Esther Vilar" and "the rational man by Rollo Tomassi".
On sighting Ceaser, BVs trooped out enmasse to celebrate his presence.
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On Friday in house news, Stella advised BVs that if they're expecting a testimony or miracle, make Dem allow am mature before they carry megaphone broadcast am give world people. She said some people get bad spirit and they Sabi spoil person success.
Who say to receive alert no dey sweet giver? A kind-hearted BV credited Stella 15k to add to her money to order for Nigerian food. Stella say to some people, the amount be like chicken change but from the depth of her heart, she really appreciate the kind gesture. She appealed to BVs to help her thank her angel, and that God should meet her at the point of her needs.
God bless the BV that credited Stella
She also admonished the Queens to carry themselves queenly. She told them not to build their happiness around the alleged Kings, they should keep their heads high and know always that they are the best thing that happened to humanity.
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An Anon is calling on BVs to pls pray for her/his mom that's down with a heart condition. The Anon prays that her/his mom will not need a surgery. Dear Anon, by his stripes, your mom is healed.
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BV XP told Paris that she nor no how she wan do am but we dey ship #PaChi2024.
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On Friday in house news, BV Emerald, one of the BVs that underwent fibroid surgery came to thank God, Stella and BVs. She announced that she had a successful surgery.
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BV XP shared a recipe on Friday in house news.
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On Friday spontaneous post, BV, Milkshakes posted a very long post about BVs/people with unforgiving spirits. He also spoke about employers that tell their employees to take a break without mentioning specific number of days. Milkshakes said that upon all his loyalty to world people, they still find every possible means to get at him. Wetin e talk plenty o, he say no be say e dey pain him but as usual, he go talk his talk with him full chest make his haters go chop grass.
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On Saturday spontaneous post, an anonymous shared wetin happen for her neighborhood. Two children that were about age 3 were playing and started fighting, then, one of them bite her follow kid, the kid's moyher came out, turned herself to ekuke and bit child that bite her pikin. When the child's mom saw that the woman na obiliwisky, she said she must bite her own back or they die there.
THATS ALL FOR NOW!!!
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ReplyDeleteThank you OyinGATE. Happy Sunday
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to say but if milkshakes doesn't work on his attitude he would keep having such issues , he's not even someone that takes advise .
ReplyDeleteThe one he's doing here is controlled recently,on nairaland and Lin's page, once he sees "Enugu State residents observe sit at home order..."
DeleteHe'll run out with "All ye brainless landlocked Biafrauds...."
Uncouth vituperation everytime. Is he mad?.
The last time I checked, Switzerland, Hungary and Austria are all landlocked but they are still the wealthiest,most comfortable and emerging economies in Europe.
The whole South Eastern region of Nigeria is still bigger than them in size so what's his problem?
When a tribe joins hands to heap curses on the small head of a single boy,he will have a lonnnnnggggg journey ahead of him.
He don't know nothing yet.🧐
I'm sorry to say but if milkshakes doesn't work on his attitude he would keep having such issues , he's not even someone that takes advise .
ReplyDeleteNice recap
ReplyDeleteI could understand where Eka was coming from cos I've experienced it a couple of times but she could have handled things privately, I'm sure there were some happy people on that post .
Milkshakes is very rude and highly disrespectful also hates correction look at him playing victim.
Lollll, even his employer told him 'to go home for an undisclosed 'break'' according to him.
DeleteWhen people dont like you, they don't like you, it's that simple.
And if people detest you offline and online, it means your character is redundant. Rather than arguing mindlessly like a village ekuke, check yourself.
Both Eka and Stella were wrong except they have underlying issues we don't know.
DeleteIt was embarrassing reading some comments from both of them.
Can't imagine how Eka felt because she's a soft mummy, bad mouth? Yes, but has a soft button on the reverse.
What I know is that "she doesn't want anybody to pass her" therefore she's pumping success gists back to back for those in her level . 🤭😂
In local parlance " she no wan gree for anybody".
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ReplyDeletePls try dey put things accordingly how they are. I know you're trying to make the post interesting but don't twist event or people's comment to suit your own style of narrative. It doesn't look good misquoting one's comment.
On Stella's advice to the alleged 'Queens' here. I think it's important women take good care of their V. If not for them at least for innocent men like us. So we don't get choked by rotten smell.
I applaud neat women. I have seem and meet classy women that are superb clean and neat. They scent so good that you wanna embrace them forever. I mean women you don't mind resting your head on their abdomen when they're fully unclad without afraid of any rotten smell.
Some women need to do better this 2024 abeg. Pls treat your infections and go to every necessary test you need to undergo. Take good care of your hygiene so the odour that comes from your V when you off your panty doesn't ooze or throw a brother man off balance. That kind of rotten fish smell that can force a hardened d**k to suddenly fall and lose interest.
Pls I'm joining my voice with SDK in begging you all🙏
Compiling my stories and happening in Bayelsa state. Hopefully to share on Friday night gist post.
© TEEJAY
#smh
DeleteThere's no correlation with Stella's advice and this thing you wrote up there. At your age, you should be able to have uncomfortable conversations with the women you sleep with. If your partner's vagina stinks, the least you can do is tell them and suggest ways of dealing with except you go about having sex with random women.
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ReplyDeleteI met up this week be that.
BV Onyingate, thanks for this refreshing synopsis. E sweet me pieces😊
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ReplyDeleteThank you Onyingate 💞😘 you sabi the work Wella.
ReplyDeleteI wish you plenty sales.
Beautiful write up
ReplyDeleteThanks
Thursday Chronicle Poster
ReplyDeleteN750m = $500k minimum
Enough to resettle you legitimately in the USA, other European countries, and Australia
That's what you want to use to woo jobless woman who no get your time or send you.
A woman who does not like you as a just above broke man, will not like you as a rich man. The key word is YOU. There are women who do not like the man they are with whether he is broke or rich.
Some of them are the women who always go back to their Ex or EX(s) while still with a current partner or husband.
Hope all you have been told has done you good.
Your matter even brought a long time silent Bv out to comment. That shows how much of your back the Bvs are willing to cover for you.
Don't fail yourself.
Oyin, well done!
Abeg the young lady is dating him with his 200k salary. I don’t know what gold is there to dig
DeleteJust read the Chronicle.
DeleteInteresting comments from bvs👌
You see that chic? There are so many like her out there and I pieced that gist together, methinks his girl is a Bv but I'll watch the days ahead first before...🤐🤫
She's gonna marry him if she smells the money, get pregnant and request to go birth abroad and she'll never come back.
That's the statistics now from Naija. She ain't coming back,least you can do is divorce her and utan! She's off and onto another man.
She doesn't love him. That's the byline. No love! Keep the secret to the end,act broke still because with N200k as salary in present economy? You're broke!
And Mr lover boy, use N500m and get 3 properties,block of flats and a duplex.
Occupy one or a flat in one of your blocks,get a property manager and raise a family.
Be guided!
You did well Onyin, kudos to you.
ReplyDeleteNice one oyin👍👍👍
ReplyDeleteNice write ✍ 👌
ReplyDeleteSorry Eka
ReplyDeleteThanks for the update Oyingate
ReplyDeleteBv Oyin...👌
ReplyDeleteYou're doing well.
This edition had so many errors though, please edit properly next time.
My hashtag was #Parchi2024
For those mofos abusing people and their families,not in 2024, it will be worse than rogbondiyan,more like igbagudungban, mkpiakasi and no body go wear cloth commot for here.
Warn them if you see them.
No nonsense in 2024 .