The reasons one jumps an alleged red flag can be multiple...I read where someone did not date a Lady because she was selfish about sharing the phone Charger with him....
I remember not dating someone cos his bum looked like a ladys own from behind.....It confused me; LOL
What is a funny or hilarious reason you did not date someone?
Lets gist!
No reason whatsoever. I always date any man provided he's KIND
ReplyDeleteThe girl was a food monger, we just ate, then we went to my sisters place, they offered her food, instead of this babe to say no, omo they weyrey still ate o, even after giving her sign, omo na so I creep walk away from the babe o, we can’t have two foodies na, Ikwakwakwakwakwakwa!!.
ReplyDeleteAnother one, something “Fishy” was going on, y’all dig?.
Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
We no dig anything.
DeleteI dig..
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And na them slay pass, but no fit clean up😷😷
The very day I met him,he told me everything about himself, I felt awkward and took off, i felt this man will be a kissand tell,a parrot that has no secret, I also saw one white hair on his eyelid.
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DeleteHe kept saying,racha gi efere,gi chefua aha gi(if I lick ur plate,you for get ur name)me that hate that shit,I decided to give him a chance,cos he hunted me for like two years, just kiss o, this man nearly uprooted my mouth,my tongue so hurt, pains here and there,I ran from that proud stupid mba ano man,mbia no cho enufu mi onu
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DeleteHahhaahhahahahahahaahahahah men that brags has nothing to offer
DeleteFunny comment of the week right here. 😂😂😂
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DeleteComing with a condition when you have never said ' hello ' . "Do this or else... It's a turn off . Shows you are not considerate . Love is unconditional.
ReplyDeleteWeird manner of approach, throwing insults at the first sight. It shows an abusive sign.
Coming along with the whole community, followers, neighbors, haters ,enemies. and forcing them on your throat. What is meant for two. Meaning you may not have your own opinion.
Third party in a relationship can be destructive.
Always about ' you, you , you' instead of ' We'. Selfish kinda person.
When love lacks respect. I don't have energy for constant argument or quarrel.
Why I like communication in a relationship, I get to know you more while talking. How you talk or reason is a plus.
These are not silly or hilarious reasons. They are actually serious.
DeleteHe yelled at me...
ReplyDeleteWe were talking and I disagreed with what he was saying, this guy looked me straight in the eyes and shouted "you're pissing me off right now" with his hands on the wall like he was using the wall to control himself. The shout was so loud and frightening. Relationship that had not even started, I quietly excused myself. Till today, he doesn't know what went wrong. I just locked up. He tried to get us back to where we were after that day but I just couldn't get that shout out of my head.
You are very correct. He showed you initial signs and wonders
DeleteMaybe you should let him know why you left.
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Let him know so he would start working on it.
DeleteShe shouted up Nepa with all her muscle for inside my quite estate.. so i had quit
ReplyDeleteBabe would be more useful, if I was a danfo driver. With that loud voice she no go miss passengers
Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii king!
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DeleteJesu!! Where Stella dey get these kind BVs from? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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DeleteWe went out on our first date.next thing he did was to FART .instead of him feeling ashamed of what he did next thing I heard him said is it's a free gift that alot of people are in the hospital because they can't fART freely..I just weak and was just speechless..
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DeleteHe was always gossiping about people I know,before my matter take enter air waves free of charge,I jejely pressed the delete button and moved on with my life.
ReplyDeleteThe time for our schedule outing was a bit delayed on my own part, getting there and I apologize..he asked why was I late? I told him I was watching Man UTD game and he got angry 😳😳 that if we should date,I must stop watching football 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Oga how now? Or I switch to his team Chelsea that he can't date a girl who supports another his rival on club level.. I just weak and he has long nails, total turn off! I told him right there I can't stop watching football nor supporting Man UTD! I got up and bounce
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DeleteStop watching,what?🙄🙄🙄
DeleteThis dude will always cancel our planned outing because of football. I'm not supporting any club. And he is a mummy's boy. If his mum says the flag of Nigeria is purple and red, dude will agree without questions. I cannot shout. I jejely waka
DeleteCant recollect any lol
ReplyDeleteHe said to me, "Come with me, let's go and eat fish." Repeatedly. I put one leg outside. Why did he have to repeatedly invite me to eat fish within just a few minutes? Abi him wan initiate me ni? I asked him, "Where do you work?" He replied, "Wema Bank." I bounced with my two legs. I don't like Wema bank.
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ReplyDeleteHe was always quiet when we are together, until I initiated discussion. It was beginning to look like I'm a chatterbox so one day I decided to be quiet too. That was how we sat in silence for almost two hours, there was no mobile phones then to use and distract ourselves. There and then I bounced and never looked back...
ReplyDeleteHmmm, wrong energy
DeleteTalking too much and everything was funny to him.🙄🙄🙄
ReplyDeleteFirst date he was promising to take care of me and provide for me financially. Telmabout how he’d buy me the latest phones, most expensive hairs n shop expensive clothes n bags, then all he needed from me is loyalty and obedience.
ReplyDeleteNext he started with How he loves his woman on low cut so he would expect me to cut my hair but I can wear wigs when I’m going out on my own or for lectures but must always be on my low cut n no make up around him cuz he loves his woman natural at all times.
I left and stopped taking his calls. I was already too self aware and quite opinionated to settle for such Slave/master relationship all because of money.
You did the right thing
DeleteAny man looking for obedience is a slave driver, RUN
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He ordered alcoholic drink on our first date and told me that his former girl friend used to drink too much and he will be the one to carry her home. I said to myself, this one might forget himself in a beer parlour one day. I can't deal biko, me that hates anything alcohol. Na so I run 40 40
ReplyDeleteA friend linked me with his old school friend after he told her about how his marriage didn't work.
ReplyDeleteThis man almost finished me with lies within two weeks of trying to know each other. The annoying thing is that he doesn't see anything wrong with his lies as he feels anything he does is the best
I wasn't attracted to this guy but I was thinking we could be friends based on the way he is always sounding as a result of this marriage. With his actions, I realized the so called wife bounced when she couldn't cope with his excesses(lying, keeping friends, can't manage his finances)
So I met this guy on my way to get groceries. He offered to pay my bills. After shopping he invited me for lunch at his the next day and I obliged. Lunch turned to dinner, rather than wine or non alcohol beverages he chose to buy Hennessey. I took a few sips , next thing he tries to grope me. I refused to be tKen advantage of and he asked me to give him back the money he paid at the grocery store which was about $60. I gave him back his money and extra for the ride home. Rubbish. He's dating my cousin now.
ReplyDeleteHa, like seriously? And you did not gist your cousin about him?
DeleteAkpa eziii (dirty pig), anytime I visit him, he will be telling me I want to fuke, I want to chuk, with his smelling mouth, he bathes once a day and wears one buser a week or two. That man is a case study when you come to dirtiness.
ReplyDeleteHe came with the intention of 'chopping' my money. He.is always asking for this and that, always collecting. The day he will manage to buy me something, he will want to collect hundred things. The first time he came to my office with a can of malt, he dropped it on my table with serious pride, like he was dropping one very expensive wine. As he gave me the drink, he started asking if I have water. I was like you should have bought water where you bought the drink. I got him water. He saw my cashew nuts and asked that I give him. So now, has he not eaten more than the malt money.
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DeleteThis is absolutely hilarious
DeleteWhen we hugged, I couldn't feel his wee wee despite him wearing only sweatpants. I said, not again!
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DeleteHope you are human, you kind of come off as mammy water herself
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DeleteCa fait longtemps tu vas bien!
I won't forget when I left someone cos he told me he has 7 sisters and he is the last born, the day i visited, the immediate senior sister who still stays with them gave me a look that is intimidating...... Then I was wondering how the overall seniors will react seeing me. Well I knew I love peace more than engaging in many women affair..... I japa
ReplyDeleteLol. My own that year, I went to his house and as I saw his sister, I just greeted good afternoon. Hai! The lady shouted and said where did this one come from that just threw greeting on my head. I should go on my knees and greet good afternoon MA. She stressed the MA. I greeted oo but refused to visit the guy in their home again. The relationship continued sha. Wale Boboneh, I sight you.
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ReplyDeleteHis smellig mouth,i thought there was a soak away pit around,the odour was actually coming out of his mouth,i nor fit breath,so i ran away wirhout looking back............Josaria
ReplyDeleteI don't know how people I don't know or talk to think I have them in mind like I have no other things that occupy my mind.
ReplyDeleteMany don't hear word, as in someone has warned you to keep off from his side, you keep forcing yourself to get close. Is not trouble that you are looking for??
Of all the people to have my time or allow in my space are crazy people that think nothing but nothing.........Guard my space.
He told me he doesn't eat stale food. That he cooks and finishes whatever he makes every day. He doesn't believe in having a freezer. I ran and never looked back. I didn't even kukuma like him for dating. He was a good friend tho bt didn't want to be jst a friend.
ReplyDeleteWe met at a park when I was on a journey and we gisted until the end of the trip. Exchanged phone numbers. Got talking/chatting most times. 2 turn off for me; one was when I realized that I was older than him with 5yrs. Secondly, he wanted to use me as an ATM, so blocked all his lines after giving him a stern warning.
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