Imagine the lies you told that no one ever found out.....
Today let us talk about the big and small lies you told that no one ever found out..Some lies have been years and some were just told recently......
Someone told me of a lie she told 20 years ago that no one has found out and they years have run by,making the lie almost sound like its true.....
What is the lie you told? Lets gist!
I hadn't had sex in 2 years before i met my husband. I had sex the day I was expecting my period and once he started thrusting, I started bleeding 🤣🤣🤣. Got a nice car as a virginity gift. My love didnt know that I had even screwed the entire debate ream in high school. He still talks boasts about it.
ReplyDeleteYou really tried!!
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DeleteWomen are scum😄😄
DeleteHe will brag about you infront of someone that has screwed you before, then you will know that that lie can never follow you to the grave 😀😀😀
DeleteNa wa
DeleteI thought I do read here, , who virgin hlep,, virginity is not the key to a happy marriage.. Virginity is for you not your husband so Why did you pretend to to be a virgin 14:18.
Wow. Ur comment sweet me. Congrats on d car
DeleteLookatyew! 😏🤣
DeleteAll you condemning my post, , I married in November 1985 and he only boasts about it to our kids! I am not as young as you all think
DeleteTold my husband I was a virgin. Although I only had sex twice all my life before I met my husband.
ReplyDeleteBut on my wedding night I washed my v**Gina with alum , so he could not penetrate,by the time he forced it,he bruised me seriously and when I wiped, there was blood.
Hmmmm
DeleteNa wa
DeleteWhy exactly do women do these things ?
It’s just so bad na wa
Una dey try. Congrats though
DeleteWow
DeleteNext time you want to do that to the next husband you'll be marrying, just go to pharmacy there's a drug they'll give you that'll turn you
DeleteNa wa ooooooo
DeleteI was posted to do my NYSC in Ota, Ogun state. I don't stress. I was already pretty comfortable as a student in University since I had a flourishing business. I was freely settling them in camp with money so I could go out of camp to flex. I'd lodge in a hotel for days. Until the camp director stopped me from ever stepping out again. Hmmmm... What to do, what to do.
ReplyDeleteI quickly improvised. A few days later, I told them my wife had given birth to triplets (was no where married o!) and I needed to go to the bank to sort out some issues so I could send her money. Camp director even gave me some money ontop sef. Money wey I carry go flex better flexing. Didn't return until 2 days later.
In the remaining days I had left in camp, na so dem dey call me Baba Emeta. I send? See better jobbing. I sold my lie convincingly.
It was on our POP that I told my closest circle of fellow corpers that na lie o! Ain't got no wife, don't have no triplets.
Una sabi lie sha..........😂
DeleteThat’s nice….
ReplyDeleteMe, I haven’t had sex in 10years!!!
I think I would do same thing you did too, tho in my case (I was raped)
Honestly, I feel the urge to tell him I am a virgin
No need for all that
DeleteJust be true to him and yourself . Sincerely sometimes I wish I didn’t make some mistakes and I didn’t have to lie about certain things . Telling a lie is very weighty .
You are a virgin. You never consented to sex. You were violated against your will and you are just as much a virgin as any other. But you will have to mention the violation at some point during the courtship. Not too soon and not too late.
DeleteI don't think she has to mention anything, she is very much a virgin. Also for 10 years now, no penetration, she'd be so tight he wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Plus, not every woman bleeds on their first time.
DeleteHmmmmmmmn.
ReplyDeleteToday was just a beautiful day for me, I lie one sweet lie and even as am lying on the bed, I still can't believe I lied that much,
ReplyDeleteI went to my bottom box, picked my best jean trousers and a fine black top, who knows I might find me a new sweet huncuu (Did I tell you that I have welcomed myself back into the market? Ahhh celibacy, I no do again, 5yrs plus, am done!!),, off I went, I got to the place and met my dear friend, I shared in their joy, we spent a few hours, I decided to leave.
As I got to the place where I was supposed to board a vehicle, worm de bite me like say I offend am, I decided to chop something, I sat there, made an order and the food was brought to me, Chimooo!!🙆🙆 it looked so horrible, I paused and was staring at it, the woman came and said "Chaiii it seems you're not used to eating things like this, una wey just come back from abroad ", I said yes ma, she said "manage am na", I said okay I will try,
So while I was busy trying to close eyes and eat that food out of hunger, the woman was trying to engage me in a conversation, she asked if I was going to Onitsha to buy something, I said yes Ma'am, na so I begin speak phonetics ooo, she asked if I knew where to buy the things I mentioned to her, I said no, she said Ahhh chaiii, that if not that she hadn't finished selling her food that she would've showed me where to buy the things I needed,
When I finished eating, she followed me to the vehicle, asked the driver to show me the place I mentioned to her, me wey them born, bred, butter for Onitsha, na you go show me road abi na me go show you road, mtchewwww!
Immediately she finished introducing me to the driver, e be like say she tell am say I be returnee, na so the driver give me front seat, he kept smiling, whether him want seduce me, I no know sef, he asked for my number (with his shinning wedding band), I told him I'm married, he asked which country I returned from, I told him Canada, he said I looked it, chaii na so my head big eehhh.
As we were approaching Onitsha, I knew I was not going to stop there, na so I fake phone call, I told him that I finally found someone to do shopping for me while I rest at Asaba, he said OK, he was frowning but I no see him face ooo, the other guy that sat with me at the front now told me that he's going to Benin but must make sure I get to my destination before he leaves (oya leeleenu vip, indeed the world respects money), I smiled and said thank you, when we got to Onitsha, he helped me down the vehicle like a genturu man, na so I de waka like say ground de fear me, one would think that I don't poop sef,
We finally got to where we will get a vehicle to Asaba, immediately we entered another vehicle, I received a call my neighbour, she asked where I was, I told her, she said there were coming from Warri, I told them to wait for me at any popular junction, she named one (cos I no wan call name make e no be say I sabi the city), as we were going, this guy started telling me about his problems ooo, how he eagerly needed to leave Nigeria (As if say me sef no wan leave), he said he's been through a lot (for my mind i tell am say na a lot I de come from so), I collected his number and promised to call him to see how i can help (who dash monkey banana), it hurts that he didn't notice that I had only to 700 naira for my t.fare,
Well as God take love me reach, we got to the junction, my neighbour and her husband were waiting for me in this powerful jeep wey them give am to fix, I walked inside elegantly, the boy kept waving nonstop (God no go shame us ooo),
I enjoyed the lie abeg, come and see pampering, when the guy offered to pay for both of us, I told him not to worry that I can settle my bills but na my last card I use, money is good!! This life of affluence fits me and I know that this same God who gave me the body of a rich woman go put money for my pocket... Somebody shout Amiiii
😂😂😂 you be clown aswear.
Delete😂🤣🤣
Delete🤣 You ehhhnnn...... you suppose get regular column.
DeleteWith the level of insecurity, no go do pass yourself before some criminals listening to your tall tales will think you are really a returnee with dollars to convert to naira.
DeleteI raise my left bress for your lies🤣
DeleteToday was just a beautiful day for me, I lie one sweet lie and even as am lying on the bed, I still can't believe I lied that much,
ReplyDeleteI went to my bottom box, picked my best jean trousers and a fine black top, who knows I might find me a new sweet huncuu (Did I tell you that I have welcomed myself back into the market? Ahhh celibacy, I no do again, 5yrs plus, am done!!),, off I went, I got to the place and met my dear friend, I shared in their joy, we spent a few hours, I decided to leave.
As I got to the place where I was supposed to board a vehicle, worm de bite me like say I offend am, I decided to chop something, I sat there, made an order and the food was brought to me, Chimooo!!🙆🙆 it looked so horrible, I paused and was staring at it, the woman came and said "Chaiii it seems you're not used to eating things like this, una wey just come back from abroad ", I said yes ma, she said "manage am na", I said okay I will try,
So while I was busy trying to close eyes and eat that food out of hunger, the woman was trying to engage me in a conversation, she asked if I was going to Onitsha to buy something, I said yes Ma'am, na so I begin speak phonetics ooo, she asked if I knew where to buy the things I mentioned to her, I said no, she said Ahhh chaiii, that if not that she hadn't finished selling her food that she would've showed me where to buy the things I needed,
When I finished eating, she followed me to the vehicle, asked the driver to show me the place I mentioned to her, me wey them born, bred, butter for Onitsha, na you go show me road abi na me go show you road, mtchewwww!
Immediately she finished introducing me to the driver, e be like say she tell am say I be returnee, na so the driver give me front seat, he kept smiling, whether him want seduce me, I no know sef, he asked for my number (with his shinning wedding band), I told him I'm married, he asked which country I returned from, I told him Canada, he said I looked it, chaii na so my head big eehhh.
As we were approaching Onitsha, I knew I was not going to stop there, na so I fake phone call, I told him that I finally found someone to do shopping for me while I rest at Asaba, he said OK, he was frowning but I no see him face ooo, the other guy that sat with me at the front now told me that he's going to Benin but must make sure I get to my destination before he leaves (oya leeleenu vip, indeed the world respects money), I smiled and said thank you, when we got to Onitsha, he helped me down the vehicle like a genturu man, na so I de waka like say ground de fear me, one would think that I don't poop sef,
We finally got to where we will get a vehicle to Asaba, immediately we entered another vehicle, I received a call my neighbour, she asked where I was, I told her, she said there were coming from Warri, I told them to wait for me at any popular junction, she named one (cos I no wan call name make e no be say I sabi the city), as we were going, this guy started telling me about his problems ooo, how he eagerly needed to leave Nigeria (As if say me sef no wan leave), he said he's been through a lot (for my mind i tell am say na a lot I de come from so), I collected his number and promised to call him to see how i can help (who dash monkey banana), it hurts that he didn't notice that I had only to 700 naira for my t.fare,
Well as God take love me reach, we got to the junction, my neighbour and her husband were waiting for me in this powerful jeep wey them give am to fix, I walked inside elegantly, the boy kept waving nonstop (God no go shame us ooo),
I enjoyed the lie abeg, come and see pampering, when the guy offered to pay for both of us, I told him not to worry that I can settle my bills but na my last card I use, money is good!! This life of affluence fits me and I know that this same God who gave me the body of a rich woman go put money for my pocket... Somebody shout Amiiii
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DeleteAnon 17.48 hmmmmmm
DeleteThe most complex B
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Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣 I enjoyed your write up. You are a such funny woman
DeleteSha be careful because of kidnappers.
DeleteYou no need this kind lie this period abeg 🙏
Body count 3, that isn't a lie though it's a fact because as time goes on me sef don dey believe say e no pass 3
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DeleteStill thinking
ReplyDeleteI am not big on lies and only in extreme situations would I lie. Someone close in the workplace roped me into a lie that would benefit me materially. I could not back out because I did not want to appear to seem as though I was morally superior. I hated being placed in that situation of moral dilemma. I know they meant well and had good intentions and truly did it from a place of kindness. I still didn’t feel good about it. So sometimes it’s not the lie we told but the situation we find ourselves in.
ReplyDeleteThis was when I was in secondary School. It was a new school and I became friends with some wild girls, they kept telling me about their boyfriends and their escapades. In other not to feel odd I lied that I've boyfriends too and told them I wasn't a virgin just to fit. Every Monday they'll come up with their weekend waka with their boyfriends,me too will cook sweet lies about me and my own boyfriend too and be frying them. Till we graduated they didn't find out about my lies.
ReplyDeleteI guess they were all lying also.
DeleteThough I am not proud of my actions, but because I have an innocent and babish looks, most women belived they are the third woman in my life. But the truth is that I have slept with over a thousand woman and I am married with kids.My wife still consider me a decent man. And church pastors sees me as a role model. I want to stop but I don't know why I can't stop.
ReplyDeleteNack wey you don dey back for years, you supposed to don tire na. Have you not seen it all? What do you want to see again?
DeleteHmmmm, abeg try stop before it is too late. Don't abuse grace.
DeleteUncle ema ku ise oluwa.
DeleteI told someone that my neighbor is my aunt inorder for her to use my influence to attend to my neighbor well. Since then I've been looking for how to tell her the truth. Anytime she asks after my alleged aunty , I'll say ,'you mean mummy Ada? She's fine. I often feel uneasy anytime she's talking about my alleged aunty-mummy Ada. Omo, I really need to tell her the truth because if she finds out I don't know how she will react.
ReplyDeleteShe was the one that made tell the lies though. When my neighbor came, she met me there and we communicated very well, so they asked if she's related to me, because my neighbor and her daughter looks like me. I agreed. I actually wanted to say, 'this is my beloved neighbor o , please attend to her well' but on a second thought, admitting that she's related to me seemed better. That's how I ended up putting myself in this dilemma that I've been trying to free myself from. For close to four years.
I don't bother telling people My real age anymore Cos I wan dey avoid that see finish "mkpali" and ridiculous questions like are you sure ?? Are you for real? you must be joking abi??🤣 You ask me, I ask you to guess, anything you guess is my age das all 🙄
ReplyDeleteEvil generation they are still comfortable in their sins and still boasts about it ,one day the truth will overtake your lies
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