Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

This is a compilation of some of the juicy gists and happenings in the Blog's comment section you probably missed.....

On Monday spontaneous post, BV Balkita had a message for mothers going on a long journey with more than 3 kids, and paying for only one seat. Then, expecting her co-travellers to help her carry her kids. If they no come carry the kids, she go dey give them side eyes. Other BVs shared his sentiments and narrated how they've encountered such moms. Even though they used to help in the past, moving forward, they no carry person pikin again. King Dante even once helped and the lil champ thanked him by passing some "anointed" wee on his body.

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MummyZee/Debbie was a hot topic for Kings and Queens on the blog, each person giving their hot take on the "grace" she received.

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On Tuesday Spontaneous post, award winning SDKBLOG self acclimated crowned Kings, Teejay and Dante took it upon themselves to celebrate women, Dante especially sent a shout-out to the pretty chic that made 2 pots of soup and a pot of stew for him that morning.

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On Tuesday spontaneous post, BV Fabulous momma and wify shared a list of places one can meet their missing ribs. If you're a single pringle and in search of a soulmate, hurriedly read her comment, the list plenty.

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BV Morayo on Tuesday Spontaneous post advised business owners on the blog to shine their eyes while dealing with customers. She narrated how a very pretty, well dressed lady who is anini's disciple came to her shop to buy some foodstuffs. She picked a couple of things and hid a stockfish inside her bag. Unknown to her, Morayo's smart son saw her and blew the whistle. That was when she "remembered" and paid for it.

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On Tuesday in house news, after Stella spoke about her addiction with Zeeworld, she told BVs that her loving husband woke up at exactly 5am to make her breakfast because he doesn't want to stress her. she also begged the blog alleged Kings to get a palace, let BVs breeff and be kinging in their kingdom.

On Tuesday in house news, BV Awele, one of the beneficiaries of Angel Koof's business giveaway in appreciation did a massive recharge cards giveaway.

On Tuesday in house news, Kelvin, Stella's cousin was full of thanks to Stella for the phone crashing credit alert she sent him. BV Giftmoesha was happy for him and asked God when it would reach her. God of 2024 dey answer prayers quick quick, Stella told Giftmoesha to send her account number with immediate alacrity!


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BV Abionah in the spirit of honesty happily announced to BVs that only her loaded 5 recharge cards from the numerous cards BV Awele sent. BVs didn't allow her drop that comment finish before they started dragging her like an old, overused tiger gen. They called her greedy, selfish amongst other names. Abionah in her defense told the BVs cursing her that she's not sorry rara and this year, she no go gree for anybody so make them go boil stone. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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On Tuesday in house news, an Anon posted something that looked like a shade/motivational speech and insult at the same time. The Anon gave a big shout out to BVs making big moves silently. Those getting multiple degrees, advancing in their careers, networking with people that matter, relocating etc. Then, s/he also hailed those she described as blog bambialas, those the Anon considered stagnant year in-year out, dropping senseless comments etc to continue. The Anon said it's very bad for them to be on the blog, always saying PRESENT in every giveaway post without giving back. The comment didn't go down well with BVs, they told him that his comment was very unfair and everyone likes to progress in life.

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On Wednesday spontaneous post #WCW, Stella called on men to always celebrate women because women are very important creatures and blessing the Earth, what's the earth without the beauty of womenfolk?
She celebrated herself, reminiscing about where she's coming from and how far she has come. Then, she sent nice looking, gigantic thunder to all the men that tried to sleep with her and those that succeeded but didn't help her when she was job hunting in Nigeria.

Allegedly succeeded..hhahahahahahahahaha

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The devil is a liar! After testifying about his neighbor's gas explosion, the devil wanted to flex muscles with Ali B's family not knowing that God dey his back like school bag. He narrated on Wednesday spontaneous post how their gas exploded when his wife was cooking but to the glory of God, no injuries or damaged property.

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On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV StellaMarisBaby announced that she was sad because her mom's second cousin passed when he was dancing surugede with his widowed mistress. May his soul rest in peace.

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Stella proved that she deserved her blog award on Wednesday spontaneous post. She was fully present in the comment section and replied comments directed at her accordingly.

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On Wednesday in house news, BV Metoyou celebrated her beautiful and adorable daughter for gradually overcoming autism.

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On Wednesday in house news, BV Dogalmighty Godalmighty narrated how a baby was stolen in a government hospital. After the new mom gave birth and was being cleaned up, the nurses cleaned and dressed for the baby to be taken to the family members who were waiting directly opposite the delivery room. The nurse called out for a family representative to come forward for the child, unbeknownst to her, na kidnapper stretch hand carry new born pikin waka away! After the mom waited for long to see her new born baby, the nurses started telling her stories that water have passed garri. God abeg, things dey happen Sha!!

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On Thursday spontaneous post, BV Supernova narrated how a mature man harboured an underaged young girl in his room and slept with her overnight and taught her to lie to her worried mom that she was hyponotized and r#ped. Supernova wanted them to take up the case but the child's mom refused because of lack of trust in the country's judicial system.

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On Thursday in house news, Stella called upon BVs to send their Chronicles, BVs are always ever ready to dish out life changing advices.
She also told those asking her for data that they should comot body because she no dey support trolls this year. She said even it's only 10 people commenting with sense and positivity, she no mind. She also called on BVs to send their business adverts in meme format make blogger no carry am chop oha soup.
Stella also informed BVs and Teejay's numerous fans that he mailed her that he wouldn't be commenting on the blog for a while due to his bad phone. She said shebi if Teejay no talk say he no go ever spend agbado money, she for buy him a phone. Teejay told his numerous fans not to miss him, Stella jokingly asked if anyone wants to buy awarding winning BV, Teejay, Ezege worldwide a phone.
BVs told Stella to stop overpampering Teejay, she should advice him to be true to himself and do the needful

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On sighting Teejay's memo, BVs refreshed their memories, asked what happened to the million naira businesses Teejay wrote about few months ago, they dragged Teejay like an abandoned overused tiger gen.
On sighting Teejay's memo to his fans, Dante told Teejay respectfully that some of his acts doesn't bring glory to the realGees, he told him that it's all shades of wrong to turn himself into an Oliver twist without giving back, no matter how little. Dante appealed to Teejay to level up this new year unless he has a hidden agenda. Dante's post got BVs lining up under his comment declaring how much they respect him.

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An Anon declared that anytime BV Pinky posts a positive story on his column, he'd do a massive giveaway to celebrate it.

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Omo, Friday spontaneous post choke! After recovering from the massive dragging from Thursday IHN, Teejay came to defend himself and to set records straight on Friday spontaneous post. He called out BV Dante for being a sly. He said Dante isn't a real gee as he portrays himself to be because instead of throwing him under the bus and sharing false narratives about him, he could have texted him inbox like they've done a few times. He asked Dante how many BVs he don gift on the blog, he then went ahead to list the numerous BVs he has gifted monies, recharge cards and paid their child's tuition fee without Announcing it on the blog. Teejay also gave a detailed explanation about how his business packed up and how life happened to him which isn't his fault. He stressed that he's not a lazy man as projected by BVs but life no just balance.
Advices just dey fly from every angle, telling Teejay to be true to himself and open up if he really needs help and stop waking from delulu kingdom. They also defended Dante, they told Teejay that Dante's comment to him was absolutely spot on. Pls, kindly read Friday spontaneous post, yam pepper scattered everywhere on the post

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BV Fairlady narrated how a friend prayed for her in the name of a pastor, she politely told her it's in Jesus name or nothing, the friend angrily blocked her on Whatsapp and stopped talking to her for over a year. Fairlady is confused, she asked BVs if she said anything wrong. BVs assured that she did the right thing, bye Felicia!

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On Friday in house news, BVs hang for window dey wait make Stella drop memo make Dem continue from where they stopped. Stella said you no what? That thing wey you dey find, you no go see am here. She advised BVs to refrain from using the quote "no gree for anybody". She said they should gree for good and positivity, she also said that the quote is a gaslighter.

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On Saturday spontaneous post, BV Pure narrated how she lost her former neighbor who was stabbed to death by his wife's fornication partner. Apparently, after Mr Philips got back from a trip, olofofos whispered to him that their neighbor has been nragbuing his wife. Angrily, he went to confront the neighbor, a fight broke out and he was stabbed to death by his wife's lover.

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Stella on Saturday spontaneous post had a message for the unschooled hotdog that said it'd unprofessional of her to comment on the blog and engage BVs. She said make e gatat, make e go other blogs wey their modus operandi is robotic.
Then to the Ozour that told her that her dry Instagram page is her reality and that the blog gets traffic because of giveaways, she told it to hug transformer. She said she no too put body for IG because blogging sef na big work on it's own. So, combining both no be beans. She also addressed the person that told her she does too much BBN related stories and should revamp her blogging style to wake up and see that her BVs no dey complain and that na stories wey dey hot she go do.. She said this year, if anyone fuck up, she go enter comment section fight it out like a man, no need to address anything for IHN again.

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On Saturday spontaneous post, worried BV Ijeoma PH asked BVs what it means for old people to like and take interest in someone. Say all the way from Naija, now in the abroad, na so so old old people dey like her and are affectionate towards her. She asked BVs wetin e mean and if it's something she should be worried about. BVs told her to calm down say na because she get good and positive aura cause the attraction.


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My condolences to everyone that lost a loved one, may God comfort y'all. Till we meet again next week, do your best and leave the rest and remember that wahala no dey finish.

Its me BV OyinGATE

Dear BVs, I decided to let BV OyinGATE use this space to advertise her business...Please she is a parfum magnate and nah her type dey line up to take over from Billionaire Tony Elumelu and Dangote...She needs your patronage....

Please make her sell out eeeeeh.