Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

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On Sunday spontaneous post, BV Nnukwu nwanyi and her numerous anonymous trolls were pressing each other's neck. Nnukwu telling her trolls that yes o, she needs giveaway unashamedly to buy fuel/diesel for her business. She also told them that God has blessed her and that they should continue helping her sing God's blessings upon her life because according to her, it'll amount to employment too. Ewoo, the back and forth plenty and like this.

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Also, BV Cheks55 on Sunday spontaneous post had a message for her trolls. She listed God's blessings upon her life, how her business is booming and prosperous, how her duplex construction is ongoing. Make we no lie, make we no steal, God is really faithful to Cheks55 from her comment. To her haters, she told them that applying for giveaway is not a crime. Afterall, Kizz Daniels and Davido still dey tax their fans once once.

BV Dante schooled Chekes55 not to indulge trolls again. Say make e no dey shalaye give them again because e kuku no dey full basket. And that trolls get bad spirit.. Dante said after he shalaye give them on the amount he spends on fuel, to buy fuel come somehow hard for him. May we not see laburu.

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On Sunday spontaneous post, BV XP was thankful, she disclosed she got her dream job, she said it was their family Thanksgiving and she looked too hot to handle, breathtakingly sweet. She appealed to Stella to buy Christmas gifts for her Bambinos and also advised BVs to learn how to sew instead of complaining about high cost of dresses. XP disclosed that she wears the baddest clothes and she makes them all by herself.

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On last week's Gist boulevard, an Anon, self employed gatekeeper of giveaway appreciators came under CEO Empress post where she humbly told Stella that she didn't get her 20k giveaway to allege that Stella sent money to only few people from those listed for giveaway. Then, kolobied the rest. The Anon said s/he employed herself to keep records of how many thank yous were in the comment section.

BVs and Stella blasted the Anon, they told him to get a life and stop keeping tabs of who said thank you and who didn't. Stella also said only two people weren't credited which she planned doing this week, but the gatekeeper Anon don pour sand sand into their garri. She said Mamannuku and Shootergyal would be getting the money. Some anons told Stella to make a list of those she credited each time she does a giveaway for clarity.

BVs and Stella told the detectives that Stella isn't accountable to anyone.

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On Monday spontaneous post, BV Shyla sadly announced the passing of her best friend, her dad after operating on a pregnant woman. After the operation, mother and child were alive and healthy but unfortunately, Shyla's dad collapsed and he died. BVs have been sending their condolences.. Shyla, I pray God comforts you and your family at this critical period. pls, accept my condolence.

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On Monday spontaneous post, BV Numero Uno(BBM) shockingly shared how one of his staff fell pregnant after chopping the work of two of his staff within 3 days. Now, baby girl doesn't know whose feotus is germinating in her womb. BBM shock say him sef wey be big booty Lord no do reach them. He can't send her away because she really Sabi work and sending her away means sending her to the streets, uncaterred for.

Baba still went to the gym to clear his head but a woman with Kilimanjaro backside, also a money spender won't let his SVD rest. Numero Uno said this offshore worker's wife Sha wants to eat his Oreo but he won't give her because he doesn't share his God's given personal belongings with married women.

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On Monday in house news, an unnamed BV shared Shoki ahn to BVs to mark his/her birthday. Congratulations to the celebrant.

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Tuesday in house news was freestyle and Stella advised BVs to add non toxic drama if they like.

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On Tuesday in house news, BV Candy wrote about this guy she met at a get together. She got talking with one guy that said pepesi o, he's looking for a wife o, she'll be a full house wife o, on marrying him, she go break her sim, cut off everyone excluding her family members. Then, he'll be paying her 500k monthly. Candy told him na prisoner he dey find, she wondered what type of mentality it was.

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On Tuesday in house news after Stella announced it was freestyle, Eka posted her observation. She said since one person insinuated that one person was a SIMP because of the kind of comments he used to drop, the person did 360 degrees.abd have started posting macho comments so that the insunuator will know that him sef no small inside the alphamail community.

While BVs were pondering on who owns the shade even though they know the insunuator is Simp Slayer, Dante. BVs were still putting one plus one together in search of who owns the shade, Teejay after pretending that he didn't see the woman with plenty 'ngabasi' that was 'mekasi-ing' for him told BVs to search no more say na him be the shadee and that he'd chest it manly.

He wrote so many things, told Eka she's a mother of 2 yet shishi change(character wise) no gum her body. Say anytime she no get sweet love story to share, body go just pepper her to find his trouble. He told Eka to stop overrating herself and lastly, make she dey mention his name afterall he no dey bite.

Dante, simp Slayer and some BVs come confuse on Teejay's chesting, names like Black Slimzy, MC(Pinky)were mentioned as those they thought owned the shade until Teejay claimed it. Sandra said Eka's observation was bullying.

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Stella came to the comment section, firing Teejay for catching the shade that might not be his, saying the accuser is a mother of two and whatnot. She said Teejay dey fall hand say he suppose dey one corner dey fire missiles without mentioning anyone's name like Eka did. Teejay said Eka's comment was a blanket statement, that if he hadn't chested it, people would assume that he was the shadee and run along with Eka's observation. Ezege worldwide said he was unapologetic and said what he said.

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Sadly, BV OmoB narrated on Tuesday in house news how her 22k.and phone was stolen inside the market. The thief cut her bag and her purse fell out. Sorry omoB, may God replenish your loss.

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If you're a BV and looking for what to send to your loved ones in Lagos, leave everything you're doing, quickly rush to Tuesday in house news because XP has a long list on that.

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BV Morayo, Ada Igbo that got married a Yoruba man 11yrs ago came to Wednesday spontaneous post happily to announce to BVs that marrying her Yoruba angel is one of the best decisions she don make for her life. She said contrary to the opinions people have about Yoruba men not being husband material and all, her case is totally different because God gave her the angel amongst them. Happy wedding anniversary Morayo, God continue to bless your union.

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On Wednesday spontaneous post, lastest Japarian, Martins had a tip for movie lovers. If you want a free movie streaming app to enjoy your Christmas holiday, like a flash, hurry and read his comment on Wednesday SP.

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Following Teejay and Shootergyal's common "dislike" for BV Milkshakes and friendliness, Stella on Wednesday spontaneous post advised Teejay to hurry and make money make he wife one and only Nengi's twnnie, Shootergyal. Save to say we might experience #TeeShooterAffair.

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Wednesday in house news was boxing ring post and Stella herself was in her Anthony Joshua elements.

She explained that growing up, she was formerly born with a silver spoon until it got lost and she had to grow with wooden spoon. She explained that she tasted SAPA in it's natural form and now that God has blessed her, she'd vowed to do everything within her means to help people alleviate poverty and give them reasons to smile. She found it shocking that a BV will accuse her of being a thief because of giveaway. She mentioned that during the compilation of giveaway recipients, some BVs with double ID were chosen so, she had to remove them. Some where honest enough to let her know and one of their ID were dropped (this means that the number of thank you in the comments section would be lesser than the list). She called on BVs to help her beg G. Ijeoma (real name, not blog ID) to leave her dross alone and stop calling her a thief because she didn't get 20k.

She called on warring BVs to squash their battles as we are entering the new year. She also thanked the blog angels for standing by her.

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In reaction to Stella's advise about #TeeShooterAffair, Teejay attested to the fact that Shootergyal has intimidating beauty and that she's above his league because following Nigeria's economy, his pocket cannot finance high maintenance Shootergyal.

Teejay tried to make peace with Ekajoy, he referred to her as his sister but Eka retorted that her family member no loss.

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Missiles and advises from wise Anons and known BVs were flying upandan Wednesday in house news.

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After so much Shakara, on and Off, BV Harmattan on Thursday spontaneous post told BVs that s/he sees their complains, he told them that he's back and would be around till January. Harmattan told BVs to tell their world leaders to keep their pledges towards climate change if they wan gbadun him Wella.
Stella said BV Harmattan and his creative cracks her up. She said after the harmattan season, she go punch him with credit alert. She doesn't want to send it now so as not to break the mystery behind the BV.

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Thursday in house news landed with plenty memos. Stella was happy that BVs have moved on from giveaways and are commenting without mentioning it.. She told BVs that if they like, make they go an sabbatical leave and come back with stories.

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She prostrated and begged BV Kelvin to pls remove 'Stellz cousin' from his id because his wahala too much make BVs no go think they're related true true. She even wanted to gift him money to buy suya until she slapped herself to reality on realizing he's an Ikeja big boy.

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Stella announced that from January to March 2024, she'd be doing 90% discounted ad for BVs and the proceeds would be used to buy her latest Mercedes SUV.

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After so much clamour and popular demands, the SDKBLOG awards was held on Thursday. Stella promised to send money to anyone that compiles the entry and nominations.
BVs like Martins, Phoenix, Dante, Teejay, Amebonawork, XP, Fidel, Chocolates Noir etc bagged multiple nominations.

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Good news for SDKblog workers, Stella announced that after paying them their 13th month salary, she might pay them 14th month salary. Various levels to doings.

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On Thursday in house news, BV Ekajoy dived in with a very long comment where she told the Anons that label her with orishirishi names that e no concern her and she no dey think am. But one hit her pierced her chest sharply.. An Anon alleged that the giveaways wey other people dey do for the blog without any noise, e reach Eka's turn, arise news carry am. Ekajoy explained that the comment pained her because after the recipients of her giveaway acknowledged, she responded to all of the only once and pretended that she didn't see the subsequent thank yous make e no be like she dey form.

Eka Joy said that she'll never stop giving out monies for December giveaway on the blog because the two times she got giveaways from the blog back in the days, the money meant a whole lot to her and made her really smile. So, now that God has blessed her, she would continue doing her best to put smiles on people's faces and they'll know she's the one sowing seeds into their lives. She explained that she giving out is her own little way of paying back the kindness she got from the blog.

She also encouraged BV Castle to pls dust her paper and pen, mesmerize BVs with her fascinating stories whether fiction or non fiction.
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Castle disclosed that the days she shared story here, she met a lot of friends, business associates, angels, demons from all over the globe who patronized her business just to put a face to the upcoming Chimamanda Adichie. She said some had good intentions and some came to rub her white potopoto after gaining her trust. Castle said Stella added more pepper to it then by bombarding her with massive giveaways back then which left potatoes potating. She said plenty things but the bottom line is that; BVs should get ready to read sweet, brilliant stories from her come 2024.

BVs encouraged Ekajoy to continue being her and ignore her haters.

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An Anon, that claimed to be sharing knacks as palliative to some female BVs came to Friday spontaneous post to brag about his knackapades. He bragged that he might do an end of the year knack compilation list of BVs that "patronized" him. Stella was surprised that after the Sexy daddy saga, her lovely female BVs still dey kene Amu. She felt sorry for them and hoped Mr Amu palliative doesn't oha and sexy daddy them.

As BVs were condemning and "congratulating" the Anon on his "massive achievement", XP, arinuriode told BVs and Stella that some BVs have been ohanizied. Infact, XP implied that the braggart anon is a sexy daddy of 4 that operates in PH but now wants to expand his coast to Lagos.

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SDK staff be chopping large! Stella disclosed that she bombed her staff with 14th month salary credit alerts. They were planning to sweep, mop and keep their December clean. Stella said "for here?" Go forth and detty everywhere!

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On Saturday spontaneous post, BV teacher NK announced that her fave Tee shirt which she bin don ransack her compound search was found after 3days. The person that "mistakenly" took it returned it to the line. BVs have pleaded and advised her to burn and throw away the ashes of the cloth. Make eyes no ri ibi.

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Shebi we're very familiar of the saying "a closed mouth is a closed destiny". BV Disco Dancer too it very serious on Saturday morning post where she appealed to Stella to wire her something make he take flex December. Stella, Afunimawobe saw the plead and told Disco Dancer to send his aza without thinking twice.

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After playing along with Mr Bonanza preek, Stella disclosed on Saturday spontaneous post that she don make moves for oga gbenshees names compilator to be arrested. She threatened that unless he's not in Nigeria, he would be arrested make he talk why he gather babes from the SDKBLOG dey feed them knacks.

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Stella have appealed to those that bestowed her with plenty suffices like "big" Stellz, "gigantic" Stellz, "massive" Stellz to pls allow her breff. She said she's just Stella make they no use titles choke omolomo like her.

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Till I come your way next week, read every post on SDKBLOG this holiday because content choke.. No dull moment on here. Merry Christmas y'all.

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