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 On Sunday spontaneous post, BV Helen narrated the shocking thing she saw at Shiloh, where she camped. She saw this babe with blinding beauty, nice skin, nice tits, nice everything, up NEPA complexion sitting at the reception, topless. Helen wondered how a very pretty girl like her would expose her God given treasures like that. She walked up to her, spoke to her about covering up. The babe laughed and placed her transparent scarf on her breasts.

Stella told Helen that she shouldn't have told her to cover up and also learn how to respect boundaries, say if na she Helen come meet, she go grace her with a very blinding, hot, peppery slap. BVs disagreed with Stella, they said Helen did the right thing.

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On Monday in house news, heavy rain fell on SDKBLOG, heavy pourdown of giveaways as Stella announced : Essa Atelier, Paprika, Teejay, Ali B, Golden Tulip, Black Slimzy, CEO Empress, Cynthia iyede, Joan Alexis, Shuga, Lady Port, Ryah, Losty, Ummu, Azed, Ennie, Tianaz world, CharleyAlade, Esther okoro, Ada, Beejay(threads by Abi), Paris Savannah, Gentle SDK, SDK psychologist, Obianuju Augustina, Mercy Bee, Milkshakes, Acenene, Lane Minder, Mor, Preciousbabe, Teacher NK, Fresh Petals, Justswt, Gloglo, Osundi, Castle, Anne K, Babyboosky, Asia, Mercy, Olori JoJo, Abionah, Lily Angel, Pretty Patience, The lifted, Tanitoluwa, , Zaram, Aggiieenwa, Obby, Phoenix st Elsewhere and Me, Onyingate!! for 20k Christmas giveaway. Ah, Stella and Angel Koof, una do this one, una own no go ever spoil for this life, December about to be dettied, who dey sell cow for here, I wan buy all your supplies. My phone never stop to dey hot since the alert enter. Thank you so so much, I greatly appreciate.

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BV Fidel was initially chosen as one of the 20k Christmas giveaway recipients but she humbly declined because she doesn't celebrate Christmas as a Jehovah's witness and it would amount to deceit should she collect it.  

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Heavy tsunami of 50k each landed the accounts of: Fatee, Modupeola, Yemis, Teemah G, Exco, Fabulous momma, Blogbrity, Omotola Brianna, Arike, Mide, Rhapsody, Iyaa Kosi, Stella Maris, Surrogate mom and Angel eyes for sending Stella evidence of what they did with the business giveaway they got.

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Stella also announced that another batch of 20 people will swim in the ocean of 50k to support their businesses. Stella and Angel Koof, oji credit alert eme souvenir, God bless you immensely for all you do for BVs, una triple much, God bless you immensely.


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Omo! tears/shouts of joy and thank you just full comment section. Almost everybody just dey be happy, courstey Stella and Angel Koof.

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On Monday in house news, a concerned first time mom wasn't happy her 17mnths old son can't walk properly, call mommy or dada like his mates, she was afraid there's something she isn't doing right, BVs encouraged her, they told her she's doing everything right and not to place pressure on herself because kids grow on their own pace.


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As BVs were still shivering from the massive giveaways, on Tuesday Spontaneous post, Stella told Paris Savannah, Teacher NK, Uzu Anwuli, Osundi and Vicki posh to leave everything they're doing and send their account number because Eka Joy wan crash their phones with credit alerts, all the way from Switzerland. Eka Joy, thank you for making Christmas sweet for BVs, your iba one million.

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On Tuesday Spontaneous post, BVs were on their own, some thanking God and dancing for credit alerts gotten, Ali B decided to scatter their brains with a mathematical question. The question brought confusion to the blog as people got two confusing answers, everyone also claimed their answers were correct.

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On Tuesday in house news, Stella called out an entitled BV that came to her inbox to demand for giveaway in the most entitled manner. Though, she no mention the BV's name but she pleaded with BVs to calm down. Also, she told emergency IDs to stop delulu because the new batch of business giveaway recipients would be IDs she can identify with.
Also, she appealed to those that have gotten before to pls give others a chance, make the blessings go round.


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On Tuesday in house news, Eka Joy told BVs that they should forget it, that her husband na superhero and that he's the best and no one came close. An Anon while snacking on aloe vera and chilled June 12 juice told her to gerrarahia and stop deafening and blinding BVs with her okomi okomi stories. BVs told the Anon that he be hater of beautiful things, they told Eka to bring her stories because divorce stories too choke and they're pleased to read about happy marriages.

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BV Words on Marble was thankful to God on Tuesday in house news for the miracle that looked like a lie he did for him. WOM said when he hoped for the miracle, ordinary eyes go dey laugh at him and tell him "dey play" but God showed forth himself and gave him a wonderful testimony that made him cry and dance for joy. He told BVs not to give up on God and trust him for that situation they're going through. Congratulations WOM, may joy never depart from your mouth.

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On Tuesday in house news, BV Games mistress whispered to BVs that she's about to introduce one of her customers to the blog. She told BVs that this woman dey see shege from the hand of her husband. She said her customer married the politician without portfolio because age was not on her side, her husband's contribution to the house is like NEPA's epileptic power supply, e fit dey today make e no dey for months again. He still dey share the odogwu between his legs like palliative for all the young girls in their street. Ewo, the things wey Games mistress talk about our incoming BV plenty but she Sha wants to help her be her bubbly self by introducing her to SDKblog. BVs said Games mistress downloading her customer's story and also intending BV is somehow.

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On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV Harmattan announced to Lagosians that he don finally land as they have been complaining of heat. Harmattan have been kind to BVs in other parts of the country, blessing them with it's beautiful presence. Lagosians have been rejoicing, dancing and thanking Harmattan for remembering them.

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On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV Fresh Petals told BVs that she was going to the market to buy materials with the 20k giveaway she got. She was also going to buy materials to sew badass Christmas dresses for her kids.

Stella told Fresh Petals that if she's using the Christmas giveaway she got to buy Christmas clothes for her kids then, she wasn't supposed to get it. Stella stressed that Christmas clothes aren't compulsory, she also said the money is meant to support BVs in feeding and aiding their businesses this season.

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On Wednesday in house news, Stella a huge fan of Bollywood/Zeeworld movies ranted bitterly about them not blessing viewers with kissing or knacking scenes. She said if you dey wait to see worldly scenes, forever is the deal.
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Beautiful Teacher NK blessed BVs with some of her pretty photos on Wednesday in house news. Stella told her she's so fine, that Agbani has nothing on her and she reminds her of BV Mide.
An Anon on sighting Teacher NK's pictures asked her why she's so desperate and disturbing her peace of mind with her pictures. BVs chided the Anon and asked her/him if she wanted to send and Stella said NO.

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On Wednesday in house news, an Anon ranted bitterly on how her husband selects food a lot, he doesn't eat most Nigerian meals and leaves her brainstorm herself on what to make. She hailed married women and told them they're really trying. They told her they no dey same boat with her.

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For some minutes, it felt like oxygen was taken away, blog's internet crashed as BV Martins announced his relocation to Europe on Thursday spontaneous post. He said he had to pinch himself to reality because he neva believe that Martins Aboy of yesterday is now an abroadian. He said his gadgets business in Lagos is still up and running.. BVs, so happy for him got their oxygen back, trooped out en masse to congratulate and pray for him. Congratulations Martins, obodo oyibo will be kind to you.

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BV Shooter gyal was on greet-a-thon on Thursday spontaneous post, she just dey share greeting like palliative. The thing sef shock Stella that she had to ask Shooter boya we are safe. She said YES and told her she's just gifting BVs what they love the most.

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On Thursday in house news, Stella announced sadly that BV Benycoco DMed her on Instagram, explaining to her that she wouldn't be commenting for a while because she lost her sister to poisoning. From the picture she sent Stella, her leg was rotten and swollen because she stepped on juju(Sounds like Ata from Stella's description)

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On Thursday in house news, an Anon asked BV Milkshakes why he stopped posting Reno's nuggets on spontaneous post, he said the owner of the blog(sic) told him to stop because according to him, wailing wailers too plenty and left to him, he'd continue spraying his haters pepper. BVs laughed at him, said the question and answer screams joro to joro.
Also, Shooter gyal chided him for addressing Stella the way he did, she asked him if her name was too big for his hand to type.

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Anything that has a beginning will surely have an end. On Friday in house news, Stella listed; Michohay, Slim Shaddy, Miss Ess, Golden Tulip, Zamara, Starr, Mary, Bosslady, Ummu and Pretty Tricky as recipients for the last batch of 50k giveaways for the year 2023. Thank you to Stella and all the numerous angels on the blog for putting smiles on the faces of strangers, may good things never depart from your households.

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Also, due to blog's EFCC, Shootergyal's extraordinary, effective and superb performance, Stella mentioned that her account balance will smell nice. She told her to send her details for a job well done.

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On Saturday spontaneous post, in reaction to Ali B's comment on dropping machete inside coffin for dead people to fight their killers, BV Helen confirmed it happens in her place and that they did it for her mom.
Curiously, BV Mercy asked if anyone was killed, anons did not allow her finish her question before they alleged that BV Helen was lying and that the story of the boy that was lost was one of her numerous fabus.

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After a long hiatus, anonymous shading/dragging be like e don resume. On Saturday spontaneous post, an Anon was spraying shades everywhere. According to decoders, BVs like Nnukwu nwanyi (calling her proud and rejoicing that she didn't get giveaway), Shyla (mocking her for applying even though she hinted her siblings sends her money from abroad), Sandra( Anon alleged that she's entitled to giveaway), Fidel and AK07 were also 'dragged' because they said they'd contribute money for Sandra to start her business if she wasn't picked for giveaway.

BV Bliss94 begged Stella to pick her giveaway and reminded Stella that she loves her so much. The comment amused BVs and also pissed them off.
The posts on Actor Yul Edochie, Big brother star Kokobykhloe had really funny comments and Saturday Chronicles which was about a BV who married a man that is trying to cut her off from family had some BVs really upset and gave her sound advice.

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