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Friday, December 08, 2023

Friday Night Post

 Time to gist.....


Make the gist sweet ooooh....
If you have Chronicles drop it, if you drop anything like Chronicle, even if you tell me it is not Chronicle, I will send it to the Chronicles folder...This post is not for asking for advice, it is for gisting...Please know the difference...Anything seeking advice or demands people giving advice will be regarded as a Chronicle....
Gist ooooooo..lol
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122 comments:

  1. Bold mayfat8 December 2023 at 20:03

    Am new here house welcome your beloved ooo.

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  2. Saint Elsewhere Phoenix (SDK Habibi)8 December 2023 at 20:05

    Waiting for experience to start by 9pm on Channel 198.

    God is indeed faithful.

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  3. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 20:12

    I bought new pack of Dettol soap yesterday and dropped it in the bathroom.
    When my girl saw it, she came to meet me at d kitchen dat thank God i bought new soap dat the Premier cool has expired. I replied the soap dat she checked d exoiry date wen i bought it few weeks ago. She said all she knew was d soap has expired.
    Ok oh madam, d soap hasnt expired oh, and dnt open new one until we finish d one we r using
    She said she knew expiry date through smelling and merely looking at it,

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    1. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 20:57

      FBI noses😁😁😁😁
      She for just say she wan use new soap😁😁😁

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    2. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 20:59

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    3. Justyswt8 December 2023 at 21:07

      Okay nah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    4. BIG MAMA 8 December 2023 at 21:27

      🤣🤣

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    5. God's Favor8 December 2023 at 22:02

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      Delete
    6. Anonymous9 December 2023 at 01:04

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 kids !!!

      Delete
  4. TASTE BLISS CAKES AND PASTRIES8 December 2023 at 20:13

    Here SDKying and surfing the net, I will take my bath in next 30 minutes and retire to bed, I want to sleep early so I can wake up early and go to market.

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  5. Poshscents...For your perfume needs , wholesale and retail, 070474842078 December 2023 at 20:14

    Hello good evening...I just finished preparing beans, I am waiting for it to cool a bit before I eat so I won't purge...

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    1. Vicky Posh8 December 2023 at 21:11

      Same here but I think it's already late to eat beans 😩

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    2. Acenene (Nene Fragrance)9 December 2023 at 01:25

      really??
      eating hot beans makes someone to purge???

      Delete
  6. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 20:16

    Now i kno wat aloneness means
    It's has bn six months hubby left Naija
    It has bn me n d kids
    No froends no relstives, my family members n friends r in Ibadan
    Thnk God for few close colleagues in d office n once we close from work datsall.
    God has bny muscle since he left

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    1. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 21:00

      Hold strong. Experiences like yours will let you both see the value in each other. Reunification is a must💕

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  7. Apple of God's own eyes8 December 2023 at 20:17

    Omo, na phone and handbag stealing dey rain o!
    Inside Keke o, on the road o, Dem dey even use okada snatch the thing from your hands, while you're working.🤯

    If them Conner you for lonely roads, na dagger and knife or small hand gun.😳

    People, please be careful out there!
    It's a jungle wicked world.
    The street is crazy mehhn.

    The days are evil.


    But Las Las, God pass them.😎

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    1. Bv osundi8 December 2023 at 21:08

      The street ain't smiling o. They snatch one woman's phone two days ago on my street.

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    2. Adaoluchi9 December 2023 at 05:59

      I have experienced this in Lagos ooh no be today.

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  8. Pretty girlie8 December 2023 at 20:33

    Got home from work like 30mins ago. It was a very hectic day for me

    I'm eat chicken suya, masa abd cucumber. Will wash it down with cinnamon tea. No time to cook this night

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  9. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 20:39

    I've always known my man is cheating but this time I want to catch him red handed... I'm currently at his place, a message just popped in his phone.


    I'll wait till he's asleep so I can read and digest all he has been saying to his lover. As it is now, I nor know whether I be main or side chick 🥺.

    I think they're meeting tomorrow... I'll be here tomorrow to see things for myself.

    Make una wish me luck😂😂. Heartbreak no be anybody mate!

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    1. Stella Maris baby8 December 2023 at 20:45

      Good luck in your findings 🤣🤣🤣

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    2. Pearl8 December 2023 at 20:46

      Good luck oooo😂

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    3. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 20:47


      Cheating men disgust me. I wonder how women with cheating men cope living under the same roof with them and even gbenshing. I can't laugh with a cheating man let alone share a room with him

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    4. treasures ( new dawn����)8 December 2023 at 20:51

      It is well with Una wey still dey dating pool o, I don't know why it's a bit hard to remain faithful these days, I think social media is one of the cause. I wish you all the luck as you unlock the phone o

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    5. Ava8 December 2023 at 21:00

      Sha prepare your mind very well to absorb whatever.And please do not get violent with him o.Abeg.

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    6. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 21:02

      Come back and let us know. First law of Amebo life, leave no stone unturned

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    7. Bv osundi8 December 2023 at 21:10

      I wish you luck. If indeed he's cheating please bounce, you deserve better.

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    8. Justyswt8 December 2023 at 21:10

      Happy findings to you. Sha bring gist for us.😁

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    9. Eternal excellency8 December 2023 at 21:10

      Madam turn blind about his cheating and walk away from the relationship than fighting any of them , he's not worth your love

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    10. CEO Empress8 December 2023 at 21:29

      I wish you luck

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    11. Blogbrity8 December 2023 at 21:39

      😉😉😉

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    12. The most beautiful8 December 2023 at 22:47

      Hope you have shock absorber cos you go see

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    13. ABIONAH8 December 2023 at 23:38

      Osundi, how did you know she deserves better? You know her before?

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    14. Adaoluchi9 December 2023 at 06:05

      Come back for feed back ooh

      Delete
  10. Azed8 December 2023 at 20:40

    Relaxing in front of my TV set and watching Aljazeera, Arise news TVC, channels news simultaneously. I have promised myself that I will reduce the way I watch and listen to the news so I don't go crazy but I can't stop. Bombings here and there all over the world, accidents, kidnapping, killings. This world don turn to something else ☹️

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    1. Pearl8 December 2023 at 20:48

      I wish we have light to watch h
      Holy ghost night


      #divinerepositioning

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    2. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 21:03

      Damn, that’s too much for your brain. No meck dementia catch you for later cause brain wants to rest

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    3. Baltika 8 December 2023 at 21:32

      It's depressing watching news channels especially local tv. I stopped watching Channels tv in March of this year and won't watch it again. Local channels don't give news but analysts that are in denial, mainly sycophants.

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    4. Blogbrity8 December 2023 at 21:41

      Azed,watch comedy channels,to ease your tension.

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    5. God's Favor8 December 2023 at 22:08

      @Pearl, you can connect on YouTube or Facebook, just search Dove TV.

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  11. Fresh Petals8 December 2023 at 20:44

    My people
    I didn't know that I'm not supposed to wear aso-ebi before the day of the event, this is a new one to me.
    A customer gave me her daughter's wedding aso ebi two weeks ago, Ankara material. Being a tailor, I sewed it and wore it this morning, party is holding next weekend in another State and I won't be attending..
    On my way back from work this evening, two women called me aside and asked if it was madam ABC's cloth that I had on, I said yes, they said it was improper for me to wear mine when the party had not been held yet. They said it was a taboo. I quickly apologized and told them that I didn't know it was not right, that I am hearing it for the first time. I told them that I will not wear it again until after the party. I know they will tell the woman, I wonder how she will react when she sees me. Nawah!

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    1. Dimplez💖8 December 2023 at 20:57

      First time hearing this

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    2. Bv osundi8 December 2023 at 21:12

      Wow I'm just hearing about this now o.

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    3. Justyswt8 December 2023 at 21:13

      Just hearing this for the first time.

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    4. Ummu8 December 2023 at 21:24

      Those women are not serious, it is not a taboo. It is just because they have not wore their own, they want you to keep yours as a mark of respect for others.
      Aso ebi ankara can be bought by anyone in the market except on (rare occasions where it is specially customized with pictures or logos) other people may have even used it as aso ebi in the past and their own may have turned to rags sef.
      So if they see an okada rider wearing it, they will accost him? Radarada.

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    5. CEO Empress8 December 2023 at 21:30

      Na wan for you sef

      Why you go rock cloth when party never start shaaa 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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    6. Blogbrity8 December 2023 at 21:43

      I think,wearing it after,the event is the right thing to do,not before.

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    7. God's Favor8 December 2023 at 22:11

      It is not a taboo, don't mind those women. But it would have been better to wear it on the day of or after the event, that's the right thing.

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    8. Mariam8 December 2023 at 22:40

      It's not a taboo but wearing after the party is the right thing to do.

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    9. Anonymous9 December 2023 at 00:43

      Asoebi was given to you to mark an event.
      Event is yet to hold.
      You quickly went to sew and wear yours.
      You are not attending event.
      Event has not held.
      Can you see where common sense is critically missing?

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  12. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 20:45

    Ameboans I greet you. I heading to take an exam now and I haven’t studied like I should have. Body and brain weary but I will do my best.

    I got an offer for Christmas in Paris but I don’t know if I should take it, I have so many expenses but I want to yolo. Anybody ever did Christmas and New Year in Paris, is it worth facing the long airport lines and new year brokeness for?

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    1. Eternal excellency8 December 2023 at 21:16

      Enjoy yourself annon20;45

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    2. God's Favor8 December 2023 at 22:15

      Abroad talk.

      if the offer worth it, why not take it, part of enjoyment is exploring new opportunities and places. Best of luck in your exams

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    3. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 22:19

      To be honest it’s usually best if you have family or friends this time of the year cos everyone would be chilling with folks
      However if you’re a loner like me you’re good to go.

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  13. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 20:47

    I didn't go to work today,just to f**k this new dildo i got.I gr**d the hell out of it.I moaned,cried and went crazy ontop of this dildo.

    After satisfying myself,i slept,woke up and took shower then i ate.

    Life is good with this dildo.I am a married woman but my husband has denied me the sexual fantasy.

    He came home this night throwing face up as usual.I'm thinking of how to r**e this dildo tonight again without me moaning out.

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  14. treasures ( new dawn����)8 December 2023 at 20:49

    In this life just try to do good because nothing dey this world wey person go come hold am too tight, the numbers of people that left this week is so overwhelming, everywhere on Facebook is just filled with rip.may this evil trend no near our family. A woman dies inside keke here in lokoja on last market day, safe was coming from market and she died inside keke.

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  15. Stella Maris baby8 December 2023 at 20:51

    Na stolen pe#is dey reign for my neighbour hood/street,one guy was crying seriously,that,his penis is missing after a lady touched him on his way back from Market because of the rush hour this evening,no trace of the lady

    God abeg ooo

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    1. Ummu8 December 2023 at 21:17

      How can pen#s miss?
      Sorry I don't believe this shii.

      Do they open the place for you people and it will be only the blokos/sack bag left? Like the ponron would not be there anymore?

      If not, na lie

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    2. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 21:49

      So did you offer to help him find it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  16. Dimplez💖8 December 2023 at 21:01

    Watching Woman king...have seen it before but can't help it

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    1. Anonymous9 December 2023 at 02:10

      I've watched it but didn't really like it. I no believe say Viola Davis go take that kain script.

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    2. Anonymous9 December 2023 at 07:26

      didn't like the first few minutes so I abandoned it, haven't gone back to complete it since

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  17. Cynthia Iyede8 December 2023 at 21:01

    I'm just surfing the net and will retire to bed when nature comes calling.

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  18. Ava8 December 2023 at 21:08

    Lieing on the mat,holding my rechargeable fan with one hand,i'm hoping phcn will restore electricity this night.

    I'm craving cold smiroff ice and fried gizzard,sapa and malaria no gree me see road.

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  19. Eternal excellency8 December 2023 at 21:14

    At home relaxing and watching this movie my daddy the bounty hunter

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  20. Justyswt8 December 2023 at 21:15

    I am here to read comments.

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  21. Last born.8 December 2023 at 21:19

    TGIF baby💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

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  22. Bv osundi8 December 2023 at 21:20

    Just here pressing phone as no TV to watch.
    Bv that recommended the movie Big Love,thank you so much cause I rrsrea enjoyed it. The chemistry between Bimbo and Timini is damn...

    This world is turning into something else,I saw a video of a man that the villagers naked him and are parading him sound the village,they said he impregnated his OWN daughter and aborted the pregnancy. The story is so disgusting.

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  23. Fidel8 December 2023 at 21:30

    The only spelling Andre knows in life is e.a.t. Everything is e.a.t, and it's not eat.
    E.a.t, dog
    E.a.t, daddy
    E.a.t, baby
    Just now...
    Me: Andre off that torch! Off it!!
    Andre: e.a.t, off it
    🤦🤦🤦
    And if you now bebelube, smart to correct him
    Me: e.a.t is eat
    Andre: no! I.t, it.
    🤦🤦

    My hope of becoming nne doctor 😑

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    1. Anonymous8 December 2023 at 22:21

      I’m delighted that you’re gradually getting on babes 😘💋❤️
      Haha @ your hope of becoming nne dr 👨‍⚕️😂🤣, never say never
      Kisses to your babies ❤️

      Choc Noir 🍫

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    2. God's Favor8 December 2023 at 22:22

      LOL 😄, my son and I.
      Leave Andre alone, you get work wey you wan am aside eating and playing with baby Cleo?

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    3. Mariam8 December 2023 at 22:42

      😂😂😂
      Prof.Andre

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    4. Bemorebliss8 December 2023 at 22:58

      Kai
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    5. BIG MAMA 8 December 2023 at 23:50

      Don't worry Andre will make you proud

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    6. OKIROYALTY (MUMMY STERLING HAIR EMPIRE 9 December 2023 at 00:24

      Lol..
      Fidel Long time oo

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    7. Teacher Nk9 December 2023 at 00:38

      😂abeg keep hope alive wetin you no mean. "You" at His age wetin you fit spell?

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    8. Anonymous9 December 2023 at 02:12

      Abeg leave our prince ooo.

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    9. Justyswt9 December 2023 at 04:06

      Andre ooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, you must be a doctor o. Sis, Abeg leave my baby joor, he will learn with time.

      Delete
  24. CEO Empress8 December 2023 at 21:31

    I just finished downloading Hot jollof Rice.

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  25. BIG MAMA 8 December 2023 at 21:32

    Over worked myself today.
    Tired. Com
    Good night.

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  26. Get Nigerian Foodstuffs Abroad (all countries) 090832230478 December 2023 at 21:33

    The way the days are flying fast amazes me. Just look at December that started the other day,.....
    Hmmm, it is well by His Grace. 🙏

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  27. Ada Zion8 December 2023 at 21:39

    A friend of mine, moslem is going through a lot in her marriage. It is so bad that the husband flaunts it. The man is cheating with a Christian girl. What guy man does not know is that her snooping skill is on point and real time. She is gently planning her exit but I have advised her to hold on a little bit longer since there is no physical DV.

    This evening news went round that 2 kids below 7years were kidnapped around my location. Parents, be careful with your kids during this period and afterwards.

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    1. The most beautiful8 December 2023 at 22:45

      I pray the man change but the risk there is advising someone like that , if anything happen she will always said you re the one that told her to hold on.

      Let her make her own decisions some people can't stand cheating ,maybe she wants to leave for her own sanity

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  28. Esther Okoro8 December 2023 at 21:40

    I closed late today,just finished eating hot jollof rice. I'll read comments and go to sleep

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  29. Bidex8 December 2023 at 21:41

    Good evening everyone, feeling sleepy and I had planned to go my church annual praise night at obanikoro but I am tired I want to sleep.

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  30. Game mistress. 8 December 2023 at 22:01

    I'm craving shawarma today even though the first and the last time I hate it I spent 2 days to finish one wrap with my daughter,but since evening the thing just dey my mind to buy, but 2k plus 😩, not as if I don't have the money but to comot that kind money to buy shawarma instead of using it to cook dey do me somehow

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    1. Teacher Nk9 December 2023 at 09:46

      Abeg chop wetin body want Game mistress😁
      Tomorrow will take care of itself. kajikwo ?

      Delete
  31. Brownsugar8 December 2023 at 22:32

    Please can somebody help me on how to tell my bobo to stop stressing himself about making sure I am satisfied sexual cos right now cost of living and Nigeria wahala is all that I worry about especially my children future

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  32. Kiki8 December 2023 at 22:44

    Grieving over my sister's death

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  33. Mariam8 December 2023 at 22:47

    Goodevening everyone.
    Enjoying the Lord's presence at the Redemption Camp.

    #Divine Repositioning#Day5#

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  34. OKIROYALTY (MUMMY STERLING HAIR EMPIRE 9 December 2023 at 00:23

    Just here with baby Sterling..
    Tonight is isoko praise night
    I didn't go but it is close to my house..
    I can hear the sound of there music..
    Shiloh coutinue tomorrow.

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  35. Teacher Nk9 December 2023 at 00:53

    Nepa be doing us blablablu🙄. Bathed this evening but right now still feel like Pouring water again..Not understanding what the Fan is blowing..
    This pepper soup joint close to the house is always bubbly Weekends. Some customers go come and take special seat where nobody can see their faces especially the women 😂

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  36. Acenene (Nene Fragrance)9 December 2023 at 01:32

    just here sdking...

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  37. Excess3code #Computer Guru9 December 2023 at 02:08

    Just thinking aloud. Why will you wear short skirt or na low dress dem call and you are voluminous in shape with contours everywhere and you pulling the dress down. Why not leave am now since you decided to open viewing centre abeg receive power allow us see something. What audacity do you have not to allow bum bum and vjay breathe. Let's the masives breathe.

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    1. Anonymous9 December 2023 at 12:22

      Instead of focusing on improving your quality of life, you are struggling to view distractions? I put it to you that you are your own problems!

      Delete
  38. Arc. Adefila9 December 2023 at 02:27

    Not good to wear aso ebi ( and co) before the occasion, very improper.

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  39. Makason9 December 2023 at 03:04

    TGIF although I'm typing it on Saturday early morning 😀

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    1. Mom Ella9 December 2023 at 05:41

      I hit the sheets so early last night,I was super tired.

      The rate at which people are being kidnapped in Ikorodu this days is so worrisome.
      Last two weeks ago, someone very close to me was kidnapped and released after collecting some money.
      Two days ago again,a man and his wife were kidnapped and they left their child in the car.
      Imagine kidnapping in this kind of village-like area.
      God protect us oh!

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  40. Bold mayfat9 December 2023 at 07:25

    May God continue to protect and guide.

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