MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

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IN HOUSE MEMO

How una dey......I am doing just fine.....

I am presently in Berlin attedning the conference that President tinubu is attending......

I will release the names for the December N50k recipients this week unfailingly cos pay out is first week of December...

Let me get back to things ''*wink* #agbadoblogger

I am collecting money for te mum of the Chronicles poster who was insulted by her boss at a cleaning facility/school...She is 62 years old and is being paid 8k plus insults and disrespect....

Some of you were saying that we should hear the other Ladys side, i dont need to hear her side with this behaviour... 

Poster is a student but will be going to the Bank with her mum to open an account for her where i will pay in all her money...She will start a business or whatever with it...So far we got N290k

Thank you to all the BVs who reached, please more of you can reach and lets take this woman to another level.. She did not wake up today to rush to work but slept well cos she is ill.

Poster has told and she has been praying for you all..Please contact me on my email, if you wanna give her your widows mite...

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GIST

Good afternoon Stella, how e de be? 
This Saturday has been from one gbege to another, first was my landlords daughter and tenant, they finished each other with mouth, e be like say the thing wey tenant tell landlord pikin pain am, she come fight the woman, the woman and her two daughters beat da heck out of her, she ran into someone's apartment, they went there and stripped her naked, and other tenants kept cool because this my landlady and her kids actually have plans of turning all their tenants to slaves.

If you talk, the next thing na fight, they sabi talk anyhow, so seeing that woman giving her the beating of her life sweet many people belle, I shaa helped her by using one of my wrapper to cover her nakedness, until now I never see my wrapper ooo, dirty lousy geh:

As I got to the market na another fight I jam, abacha seller and keke driver, she slapped the keke man, the man use something burst her head open under that hot sun, blood everywhere, before you fiam, the guy disappeared, took his keke and ran off, nobody pursue, them say all those abacha sellers are full of bad mouth and can insult people, why she go slap man, hanty come fall for ground de jerk, me sef run ooo, my handwriting no good for statement.

I finally got home in the evening, promised myself that I will sleep and rest, suddenly na shout, I de hear cry everywhere, who die? Nobody hansa, I got up again, came outside, na another drama.

There's this sweet couple that owns a building near my compound, they're so religious but have been able to have their own children, the couple are quite aged, maybe in their 50's
Story tellers said that once you mention anywhere for them, they must go, the man is so religious, always supportive of his family, but men will always stain your white-

While this couple were busy searching for children, Oga was busy procreating with his sidechic, unknown to his wife, they already 3kids, a twin boy and girl and another boy of about 8months old, people mocked sidechic that she's wasting her youthful life doing baby factory for Oga, so she decided to live her life to the fullest and dump the kids for the man-

This time she neither called to inform the man nor did she tell him of her plans, because they said when she informed the man before, the man begged her not to and gave her a huge amount of money, so this time, she came straight to the man's house and dropped the children for him wife, the woman come de shout, de cry say she wan kpaii herself that Oga have betrayed her, we come de beg am ooo, she go buy malt, carry commando rat poison de put inside, na so we come de struggle with her, we stayed with her past midnight, rest I no rest... mtchewwww... 

The husband just carry the children go inside, pim him no talk ooo, e shock am, beg he no fit beg him wife, shame wan kill, head and leader in the church was not trusting God fully, he de try him power for outside

Na wah....Wahala everywhere eeeeeeh

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DEAR WIFE...

1. If you want your husband to make love to you often, have a good attitude. No matter how sexy you look or dress, your husband will not find you attractive if you have a bad attitude

2. If you want your husband to be eating with you, be pleasant to be around. No matter how tasty your food, it loses taste when being around you is stressful

3. If you want your husband to be opening up to you sensitive and difficult information, learn to keep secrets and not to overreact. A man refrains from sharing too much when he is scared information will be leaked or be misinterpreted

4. If you want your husband to be praying with you, stop acting as if your prayers are more powerful or you are closer to God than him. Allow your husband to pray his kind of way

5. If you want your husband to be taking you out often, stop bringing drama and ruining dates with issues that should be dealt with at home. No man wants to go spend time and money at a venue where he will be emotionally drained

6. If you want your husband to solve the issues in your marriage, stop seeing yourself as the angel and him the devil, stop attacking him or labelling him as "The agent the devil is using to ruin your marriage". See also your fault, show him you are on the same team and seek solutions, not finger pointing

7. If you want your husband to come home early, be peaceful. The wife tends to own the home and so can easily make the husband keep off if she becomes harsh, uninviting and combative

8. If you want your husband to be chatting with you and calling you up, be fun to talk to, make him miss you. If each time he calls you or chats you up it ends up with you starting a fight, reminding him of his wrongs or ordering him around he will avoid communication with you

9. If you want your husband to receive your suggestions and corrections then speak to him with a tone of love. If you come at him shouting, dictating at him or manipulating him he will harden up

10. If you want your husband to enjoy kissing you, then speak loving words, be gentle, be easy to talk to. Lips that speak words that hurt are not attractive to kiss

11. If you want your husband to do more sweet, romantic and special things; appreciate the little he does and he will do more. Complaining never inspires a man to do better but appreciation does....
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All this kind writeup sef!

I dont get it, why is it expected that a woman must make more sacrifices for the Marriage to work....I dont have this mindset at all oh.Maybe its cos i am married to a white German.....His mentality is so different, i dont do the rules and if i make mistakes, i dont have to make any special sacrifices or apologies for anything, I am a 50-50 kinda person, I wont even give 51.

Please tow what way works for you, this is my mindset

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