MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings oh.....

IN HOUSE MEMO

How is everyone? I am sure your weekend was memorable....... Please all the names mentioned in Sunday emergency in house news, please send your account ooooooooooooo...You will be credited later this night and then we move!

Have a nice day to you all....

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PINKYS CORNER

How una dey now? Its been a while bayii but all the same, Oluwa is involved. last week Thursday, I left Ibadan for Lagos around 12pm and got to Lagos(Oshodi) around 3pm. Lagos kan look like obodo oyinbo and everything became so new to me.
I went to Lagos for a purpose. I bought some optical frames that I should have collected for almost two weeks but they failed to send them down to me. So, I had no choice than to go to Lagos and get my things and also see a sister of mine who wanted to give me some phones for repair.

 The next day that was Friday, I got to Oshodi around 6:45am, waiting opposite Zenith bank for the dispatch rider coming to deliver my frames based on agreement and also using that medium to wait for that my sis coming to give me those phones for repair. Fortunately, she came before the dispatch rider to drop those phones and left. After 30minutes or so, I called her back to explain what I noticed about one of those phones. Then I saw one of those lout(a young guy though). He was passing by and he saw a young girl walking along side with her mum then he stretched his hands and touched the lady on her breast. The old woman attacked him immediately. He began to say nonsense.

I was so angry and I decided to challenge him because I saw what he did clearly but the call I was making didn't allow me but not knowing that two soldiers were coming and they saw everything. 

They moved closer to him but he was busy saying trash to the woman and her daughter when they landed a bad slap on him.They beat this guy no be small. He was beaten to the extent that, some guys came from under that pedestrian bridge to beg for him ooo.I was so happy and felt this happiness in me because it's so annoying. The same thing those guys at Yaba do to some ladies all because they want to advertise their product to you. This behaviour is Common to those guys that sell jeans and top at Yaba..
We should all be cultured and not just act silly.

Chei this story brought back memories...I have also been a victim of these kind of behaviour......Person need lion heart to pass through some areas in Lagos.

Kudos to those Police...

You better stop trying to challenge people before one day nah thief thief dem go shout

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GIST

There's this woman that pounds fufu near me, Stella this woman likes dirty...

 she can stay days without bathing and she go de pound fufu and some people go de buy de chop.
If you see her long unkempt nails, she can go from year to year without retouching or fixing her hair, she also acts like an abnormal person.
I heard her husband only lives in the same house with her but doesn't eat her food or get close to her cos she stinks.
I found out something recently that her husband has another wife and kids somewhere.

I went somewhere to supply popcorn at a school and I saw her husband picking up some kids from school, so I asked the teacher i came to see, she said they're his kids, they look a lot like the man.
This man and his wife have two kids (two grown adults), they said when they were younger, the man got her pregnant, abandoned her and after she put to birth and he found out it was a boy, he came back and married her, then they had their second son, both sons are happily married now.

This couple live like strangers because madam na ogbeskafo (Dirty person) she likes gisting into your mouth and yet she no go brush, at some point I couldn't bear it anymore, so I called her and talked to her to take care of herself, she's not that old, she should be in her late 40's.
The teacher told me that their house (her husband's new home) is not far from the school, she pointed the building to me, so after my business, I went there to peep, Stella if you see the luxurious apartment eeh, I saw his hilux packed outside, so I left.

I made further enquiries and found out that he owns the building but this man stays in that small one room apartment with his dirty wife, I heard it was inside that house that they raised their both kids and are still living there till date.

Now to why am writing this, the person that gave me all the info told me the reason the man is running is because of the wife's character, the dirtiness and the I don't care behaviour, the wife came yesterday and told me to help her in prayers that her husband told her that he would leave her, that she doesn't know what she did to him, she then told me about how he doesn't eat her food or touch her, that they live like strangers.

 I lambasted her, like which man will come close to a woman who can stay months without brushing her teeth, who can go days without bathing, who can go years without taking care of her hair or even opening the hair for breeze to enter, you're always covering it with scarf.

Well I told her to go to her family and inform them cos it seems the man has left you spiritually a long time ago and you didn't notice, I couldn't bring myself to tell her that he has a family somewhere else and they're living well better than her, I know that will break her heart, I told a friend and the friend told her that I know something, she came back and asked me, I told her I don't know anything, I even warned that my friend to keep me out of this issue, I know she will find out soon, it will break her more but she's not ready to change her ways abeg, after all my preaching yesterday, she managed to go back home, pick up her handbag and left for church, with that fufu stained body and smelly mouth.

A part of me wants to tell her, to see if that would make her change but i de fear, all this indigenes, I no want wahala jor.
Please should I tell her or i should face my front?

MIND YOUR FRIGGING BUSINESS make you no land inside hot soup oh!!!... I am sure you are joking by askign us....
Ogbeskafo?LMAO

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FROM THURSDAY CHRONICLE POSTER

Hi Stella, I am the Chronicles poster. I did not want to give too many details due to sensitive circumstances. I relocated to this country abroad, and I was introduced to the guy to help me with my PR.

For this reason, we have to cohabit until the process is completed. We are both single, and we have conversations, getting to know each other for obvious reasons. I kinda like him, and no, we have never had sex, neither has he suggested it. We have different rooms and have maintained these boundaries for 2 years. My church member was stranded and needed my help. All I did was help with cash. Honestly, no strings are attached.

Although my hub has unblocked me, and we are cool. I am falling for him, yes, but I don't want to make the move based on all he said about dating someone older. I am 5 years old.
I have a thriving career. He works too but has no degrees. Should I just kill the feelings or?

Since it seems like you are bored and need someone, make you try ya luck naaaaa...If he serve you breakfast, abeg send us the Chronicle, we go give you advice....

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SHOOTING SHOT IN THE MUD
FROM FRIDAY SPONTANEOUS POST

''Dear ladies, this shoot your shot is not advisable at all.

My aunt's husband of 10 years Monday just told her, he can't continue again, let them just co-parent. The whole issue started during their in-house 6th year wedding anniversary, when my aunt insisted her husband tells her, "I love you". He responded and said he will grow to say that, hopefully by the time they celebrate their 10th. Monday was the 10th, then she asked again, he now gave her, the bomb of let the both of them co-parent after 3 kids.
She's has called everyone she knows to plead with her husband but the man said he's made up his mind to end the marriage and co-parent in peace.

This my aunt shoot her shot, when this man came to the hospital her father owns for treatment and she was the nurse in charge. That's how she asked this handsome tall man out and the rest was history. She was always narrating her love story to anyone who cares to listen particularly young girls. That women can also ask men out, if that's what they want and sighting herself as example. She's heart broken at the moment. It's well!

Good morning ladies/gentle men of SDk yard!''

This is not so in all cases. I know Ladies who shot their shot and still living very happy and counting...


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FROM SUNDAY CHRONICLE POSTER

''I'm the poster of the Chronicle. Thank you all for your advice. I really appreciate and will do what some said which is not different from what I have been doing.

Let me quickly say that she was not like this when we were dating. We dated, I traveled out, I came back to a complete different person. She is the happy go person, no dull moment but changed after NYSC. She says the town she served changed her to the lady she is now.

Ain't going to divorce her as one commenter advised. No. She is a good woman. Lovely. Hard working. Just the loud part that makes me uncomfortable and cringe sometimes when she talks at home and in public. I don't like noise of any kind, that's why.
You see that Stella's advice, it's not it at all. At least, comments from bvs ran opposite it with people having experience of what I pass through.
Once again, thank you bvs.
You guys rock.

Hahahahahahahaha so now e reach your turn my red pen no good? Abeg abeg abeg.......let your wife breet oooo

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