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My parents want me to bring a lady, when coming home for Christmas...one of my colleague/ friend told me to use his Ex-girlfriend or his sister. Because he thinks they look decent but i will pay her and make her happy for the 4 days trip.....but i dont want to introduce different women to my parents..
I told my kid sister about it and she told me to do it, so that they can stop disturbing me and. they will stop thinking otherwise......what should i do?
Dont do it please. Tell them that you have not found someone and they should stop putting you under pressure..
Let them know that they cannot push you around and leave if they attempt to blackmail you....If you lie, and bring someone else they may not accept her..#This might backfire....
In slow motion, DON'T DO IT.
ReplyDeletewhat if the family needs children from him to carry on the family name, that is why, he is under pressure.. because he is the only son.. what do you want him to do
DeleteWhat if OP is gay?
Delete18:25, gbam
Delete“so that they would stop thinking otherwise…” sounds like you are gay, poster. If so, please don’t deceive your parents or any innocent female. Please, na beg I dey beg you so o! Too many HIV, and other diseases infected women, who are in lonely and miserable marriages because they were deceived into marrying a gay man.🙏🙏🙏
DeleteAm not gay...
Delete*Am not a gay...
Delete*My ex is married ..i dont have many ex…because I believe (sex is the connection of two souls), & is sacred.
* many ladies I try to have a relationship with, feels because I don’t have sex with them. That am impotent or gay…
*i have being praying and waiting on the LORD...for a partner......and i know GOD will never never never fail me.....
Poster, we can connect. I don't believe in sex before marriage and I am also praying and waiting on the Lord.
DeletePoster, I am tired of love wahala. I just want born make I rest. I am done done!
DeleteDon't do it. You haven't found someone. Simple.
ReplyDeletePlease, go ahead and get a pretend girlfriend. A little white lie won't kill anyone.
ReplyDeleteTake your ex
ReplyDeleteY’all might rekindle your love 😁
Hmmmmmmm
DeleteHe didn't mention anything about his ex but his friend's ex.
DeleteWhen did this started happening in Nigeria this generation is a case
DeleteIf your parents and relatives are beginning to think you are gay then you may have to take extreme measures like faking a relationship. You can always say the relationship broke up afterwards. Ideally, honesty is the best route to take, but extreme times call for extreme measures. Worst case scenario you bring some psycho around your family. It is a risk.
ReplyDeleteIf you don’t want to bring your friend’s ex then find someone else, in this economy I am sure someone would be happy to play the role for as little as 10k, heck even 5.
what if he is the only son?
DeleteAnon 17:32, many marriages of only sons have packed up, so what then?
DeleteIf the constant questions are getting to him then he can take that route. They asked him to bring a girl home, they never said it must be the girl he is going to marry, so let him bring a girl home. They know why they want him to bring a girl home. Were we not taught to obey our parents, he is being obedient.
Una wan dey act movie for real life matter 😄 🤣 😂
ReplyDeleteWhy can't you just face them with the truth?
Don't waste ya money joor.
Instead try socialise for the village during the holiday you fit meet your special somebody there
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm
DeletePoster liers can't keep records o😄
ReplyDeleteYou will fall your hand big time because if you bring the girl home, you will lie endlessly to cover the first lie. Don't do it!
Follow Stella's advise
I'm available for such and affordable.
ReplyDeleteLol, I laughed so hard reading your comment @The Lifted....No be small Nollywood oo
ReplyDeletePoster, please come and carry me abeg, I dey kukuma find where i go go this Christmas since my Mum died, my siblings carry my Papa go Youkay...I know say i no fit go that village alone, boredom go kill me.
PS: you might fall in love with me oo because I be sweet girl normal normal so think ham well (no be that kind of sweet oo biko) plus I will carry my laptop because i will still be working, hope say network dey una village sha?
Poster you don get offer
DeletePoster let Madam Stella confirm anonymous 15:28 if she's genuine, just carry her dey go🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteI love it! Poster, please come collect your Christmas girlfriend. Stella, please let it happen. This is an organic Singles and Mingles right before our eyes. Gosh, it would make a great Hallmark movie if it happens and they actually hit it off. I love Christmas romance stories. Awwwwwwwww
DeleteThis sounds interesting
DeleteThis sounds interesting
DeleteOya poster, potential wife dey here o.
DeleteDon't use any lady as a girlfriend when you know you are deceiving yourself. Be true to yourself,If you haven't found any one yet tell them to give you time. Once you introduce any lady to them ,next they will expect you to do the needful. you are not a kid , you should know what is good for you.
ReplyDeleteIf your parent ends up blessing her, she might become your real wife ooo...the blessing will just be following her...
ReplyDeleteReally... this is the first time, Am hearing this
DeleteDon't even try it.
ReplyDeleteYou do not need to go to that length just to please your parent. Assure them you will your woman when the time is right.
ReplyDeletesome parent are not patience because you are getting old
DeleteDon’t do it jare
ReplyDeleteYou no get be you no get
Them no go kill you put
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Oga you dont have a girlfriend period while fake it when you dont know what lies for when you travelled. Tell them point blank that you are not dating and will be glad to do so soonest except if you are truing hiding something.
ReplyDeletePoster, this is wrong advise, don't do that, pray for a partner when you made up your mind to marry. Ask God for directions, marriage is not power, just God
ReplyDeletePls don't do it. I pray you find the love of your life in Jesus name 🙏
ReplyDeleteBe honest with your parents about your relationship status. Please don't do it.
ReplyDeleteIt's not complusory you must go home. Give them excuse. When they miss you for years, they will beg you to come home with it without a wife.
ReplyDeleteYour story at the end " they should not think otherwise". Please explain
ReplyDeleteKill that idea please. Just make your parents understand the reason(s) you are still single. Don't allow anyone push you into acting in desperation which most times never ends well.
ReplyDeleteIt's your life, your marriage, so you should call the shots and not be the puppet that is being stringed along.
Any woman that will even agree to this kind of arrangement really needs to be checked. And even more shockingly, i assume OP is a grown man and one who is responsible for his own choices and stands by them, so why are your parents insisting you bring a woman home?
ReplyDeleteWill they insist you sleep with her too? You are giving them an authority they don't possess. If not carefully managed, they'd have undue influence in your home and it begins from little things like this.
Kai see American movie then you guys would now fall in love and marry
ReplyDeleteyou can come and hire me for this job atleast i will collect good money lol.
ReplyDeleteDon't you have female friends that you both gist and talk alot, you can use any of your female friends just for the show and not pay anyone. If your parents will not let you be when you travel for xmas please stay back and tell them your job will not let you travel down during xmas.
you need to avoid them for now before you make wrong choice.
Don't, please.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThe most complex B
Don't let them pressurize you, in fact nobody, not even the society should pressurize you into accepting what you are not ready for. Simply tell them that you are patiently searching for a good wife for them. It's seems you are the only son.
ReplyDeleteDo it man,for peace to reign....A little white lie might just turn to reality........ Josaria
ReplyDeletewhat if they later find out
DeleteDon't do it, because you will keep telling lies to cover up. You don't need to sucuumb to any pressure. Just them to keep praying for you or if they have anyone they can introduce to you.
ReplyDeleteU want to act Indian film?
ReplyDeletePoster pls don't do it.
ReplyDeleteFamilies should stop putting pressure on their eligibles.
ReplyDeletePoster, don't you have an ex? Why is your friend suggesting his own ex and not yours?
ReplyDeleteAnyways if there is a reason why you are single then I would advise you do not lie to them and let them know the truth.
What if you take someone who won't agree to go again, as she take your parent contact and disturb them always with calls as per new wife....... Your parent will be disappointed to know the real truth later.
ReplyDeletePoster have you ever had a girlfriend if no, why?
ReplyDelete...Holiday periods can be a very trying time for many, financial and emotional pressure mounts, scrutiny, intense self realization that important goals set at the beginning of the year were not met and for some others an acute sense of loss or loneliness...
ReplyDeleteThere's already so much everyone is dealing with now to add more pressure! Dear poster please don't take this extreme route, you haven't found the one is you haven't found the one yet and that's on period! If the pressure becomes too intense perhaps communication through technology would suffice...
Leo inspired!
Wow..so all these things we watch in movies is real? Please don't do it .it will never end well
ReplyDeletePoster, I'm for hire if the pay is nice. I will not do pass myself, trust me. I will keep it professional, everything ends after the visit.
ReplyDeletePoster is very gay
ReplyDeletePlease Am not a gay....why is everybody thing like this?....
DeletePoster @Anon9:44 consider the offer of the lady above 15:28.
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