Hilarious Stories Of First Dates And Why Ghosting Occurred After The Dates..

These are first date X stories and why one party permanently ghosted the other as soon as the date was over.... too funny!

X handle @Khanstillday asked: What was the reason that made you ghost someone after a date? The responses that followed are so funny that you wont stop laughing anytime soon....

- @maameAmaAdoma: He sent 100k so I assumed he’s a fraud and will use me for juju money.

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- @misterAde5: Invited her to a fancy restaurant, offered to pick her up, she declined. Showed up with her mother. She was in her 20s. Didn't want to embarrass her so we ate. Half way thru the meal, she ordered more food to go.


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- @abazwhyllzz: She was doing mixcmixcmixc instead of using a toothpick.


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- @vianneylordzeus: This babe kept me waiting for almost 45min. She came and she apologized. 10min into talks, she collected my phone and started taking pictures. She even turn me to camera man. Like the place had a good number of people sitted and having their own stuff going on. While I was there snapping the werey.
This rubbish didn’t even end there. Werey enter my Snapchat “vianney you have this filter? I can’t find it on my Snapchat” another episode of videos and and pictures Werey no sabi say the date na Lowkey. She send snap of herself to everybody wey dey my snap. She even send am for Snapchat too 
After spending like an hour taking pictures. Ice cream don melt werey enter my gallery dey check the pictures I took. She even get mind dey tell me say I no sabi snap.
She see picture of her ex for my phone. “Vianney do you know this guy? He’s my ex o” na so story wey I no give afuck about start to fall 
When she realized she spent a better amount of time talking to herself and taking pictures, as she just dey apologize her mama start to call her
Werey said I’m sorry I’ll make it up to you. Make it up to who??? 
Later that night she texted me. She no even ask me if I don reach house. Werey say please send me my pictures. How I want take send almost 250 media 
I randomly marked like 50. If you see how I take hit the block button 


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- @Big_Yem: His toes nails were black.

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- @provii8: Not a date but we spoke for 2 hours on facetime and I fell asleep while talking to her. Minutes later I hear her whispering 'you will marry me' repeatedly.


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-@bhadman_0001: Biggest BELLY I’ve never seen a young girl have when she no be BIGGEST BIRD.
I quit, QUITted and aQUITted
Forgot to add We went to a restaurant first
She order small food
If you see the kind POMO she dey select
Jesus I won craze.

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-@Uncle_sarm: She sipped the wine and did “Ahhhhhhh”

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- @Nkunkumehn: she was a Manchester United fan.

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- @47kasz: Was planning to meet up without having #5 in her pocket.


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-@odusolaadetvtu: Told me he loves pounded yam (not poundo) and i ll have to pound that every weekend once he gets married to me, also told me we ll have 5kids, on a first date oo, we haven’t even agreed on dating yet!
 He chewed so loud nd was really rude to the waiter. To top it all he requested that we split the bill, as he loves 50/50 in relationship so we should start from here. Still in shock,I reached for my purse to pay for my food, gave him the cash for what i ate , tell me why this man dipped his hand in the food and took a big piece of prawn from my plate then tried to cover up with a very funny cringe worthy smile?? I stood up in disbelief and walked out of the restaurant. He did all this while masking a very big smile on his face and i concluded he was a psychopath! Btw he was just 28. I was in deep shock!

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- @nwosu_lynn: Everything we talked about, he went back and told his Aunt that recommended me.

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- @jaaymikefresh: She paid for the food, for both of us, I’m like nah, US can’t work, I’m the man, I should pick up the bills not you.

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- @iamfaconzy: She ate the bone of the chicken I ordered 4 her.

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-@ChimaOrajis: Omo I never even tell am my mind she don dy talk about how badly she needs a new iPhone 

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- @OloladeOlowo: Baba said he's bis#xual

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 @stubbornisaac10: She said I look like her gateman son ..... After spending 50k ... I no fit cry Bcos na loan money oo

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-@Pagebako: It was a date... And I realize she was calling her friends to come and finish my money 

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-@thejaymizy: Whilst we were out, he was on his phone a lot, I got wind of the interaction and it was with other women lol. I’m not about to compete for you. I didn’t necessarily ghost but I just knew that it was a worthless cause. I went to indifference. Dude made it worse by trying to guilt trip me for not calling when he literally never called me and did not respond to the messages I sent. I pretended to be oblivious but then it seemed like he was playing the long term game, so I cut off the interaction.

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- @ChiemerieUdeze: She requested for small stout and pulled the cover with her teeth at the restaurant.

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- @Omo me and this babe comot go restaurant oo, I buy food we chop she say she wan chop extra I say no problem. Wetin pain me na when after the extra she talk say she wan order for her friend wey dey her house.

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. @ChuUloVibez1: Said she can't date a guy who doesn't own a house, while her father is still living in his father's house! .

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-@jay___jason: She talks carelessly, insulted her father and also said she hates plantain.

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-@its_lexiboiz: She suggested the date and asked me for transport.

She no sabi use fork and knife 
She no get data
Her rent don expire
She need change wig
Her birthday na next week
Omo E choke 

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- @supreme_macy: He asked me for 2k when I got home after I paid the bills almost 27k and he drank two chi exotic in one sitting. Spent the whole time complaining about Nigeria.

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- @thessie_jordan: First date: chicken republic.
He licked his lips and asked for a kiss. I could see the spit on the corner of his mouth. I told him I was shy. ghosting straight!

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.- @temi_rossie: He told me he forgot his card at home, and I had to pay, who forgets his card when going on a date.