This is in response to Wednesday's Chronicle....
Stella why you women no de hear word? My small madam introduced me to this blog like 4yrs ago and I come here to read and laugh sometimes but yesterday was the 2nd time in the whole of this year that I opened this blog and I knew who wrote the day's chronicle!
I asked her, she laughed and ran away.
See, the first day she came home excited to have made a local friend that is a newly wed to a Nigerian and opened a boutique and saloon, I knew this was bad news. Let me explain; this is an island nation and the problem here is drug trafficking. There's nearly no week that a Nigerian is not caught in this ugly act. Nigerians here know ourselves but the bad ones are the ones who don't live here but married local wives who help them launder drug money.
I tried to warn this my small madam but being who I have always known her to be; she takes people at face value and trust them till they show her their true colour. The first day I met that friend of hers, she had so many questions about fertility but she was also prying to know how her government would come all the way over to Nigeria to hire a doctor and give him privileges. I don't blame her, the only things she's heard about Nigerians are negative and explaining the process she couldn't grasp since she isn't so educated herself. So, in a space of 30mins she asked this question 3x.
When she started crying that her new friend isn't talking to her anymore I said good riddance. This was a woman back in Nigeria that barely had time for family talkless of illiterate friends. Too busy with her banking job that seeing her making calls to find information that is not lost is just pathetic. How did she find herself here? This Island move was for the interim pending when the real country we are working to get into clicks which is very soon. When we get there with the courses she's been taking she will be sort after and busy again.
Now one white semi illiterate is recruiting her to do FBI for her because she has so much time in her hands. I think it time to give her beta penicillin injection and imprison her for another 9months.
Hmmmmmm..make e be as you talk so make she no go use friendship buy problems.....
See, the first day she came home excited to have made a local friend that is a newly wed to a Nigerian and opened a boutique and saloon, I knew this was bad news. Let me explain; this is an island nation and the problem here is drug trafficking. There's nearly no week that a Nigerian is not caught in this ugly act. Nigerians here know ourselves but the bad ones are the ones who don't live here but married local wives who help them launder drug money.
I tried to warn this my small madam but being who I have always known her to be; she takes people at face value and trust them till they show her their true colour. The first day I met that friend of hers, she had so many questions about fertility but she was also prying to know how her government would come all the way over to Nigeria to hire a doctor and give him privileges. I don't blame her, the only things she's heard about Nigerians are negative and explaining the process she couldn't grasp since she isn't so educated herself. So, in a space of 30mins she asked this question 3x.
When she started crying that her new friend isn't talking to her anymore I said good riddance. This was a woman back in Nigeria that barely had time for family talkless of illiterate friends. Too busy with her banking job that seeing her making calls to find information that is not lost is just pathetic. How did she find herself here? This Island move was for the interim pending when the real country we are working to get into clicks which is very soon. When we get there with the courses she's been taking she will be sort after and busy again.
Now one white semi illiterate is recruiting her to do FBI for her because she has so much time in her hands. I think it time to give her beta penicillin injection and imprison her for another 9months.
Hmmmmmm..make e be as you talk so make she no go use friendship buy problems.....
Small madam,please dey your dey,don't put yourself and family in harm's way because of by force friendship.
ReplyDelete😆 😆 😆 please make she just the woman she doesn't want to get involve or better still stop going out. Before it go become a matter that touches the heart
DeleteHmmm
ReplyDeleteOga ya wife na your big madam o FYI.
Abeg give am 9months assignment make we see road. Also advice am well make she no go enter trouble with those bad eggs
Tor, like I said yesterday, madam abort the mission of that friendship and FBI. You bla!ks abroad, knows the reason you are there, please don't pour sand, sand into that man's plan. He was trying to avoid this can of issue earlier, thats why he said those horrible things to scare the wife away from you.
ReplyDeletePlease drink water and mind your business madam.
What are you saying
DeleteThat woman is someone’s child too. Some of you have no mercy on anyone. I would tell her
17:03 you would really lack wisdom to involve yourself and your innocent family in something that doesn’t concern you just because of your love for gossip which you try to disguise as ‘doing good’. Madam poster should go and tell na so that the man can kpai her or her family members since she no get sense
Delete17:03 you are a stubborn lady, even your husband warned you and knew is bad news from day one but you still want to continue cos of your ego and pride.
DeleteIt was well said yesterday that she has too much time on her hands with a husband earning well.
ReplyDeleteThat Bv who made the sanctimonious call-out of double standards should come read that the woman even think that a Nigerian Doctor is not fit enough to treat her. I no talk say the woman na r@c!st o. If you tink my comment so na you sabi.
As it is, the Nigerian man even "bless" the oyinbo woman. No wonda e wan take am back. Lol.
The woman didn’t say all that you said
DeleteShe said
but she was also prying to know how her government would come all the way over to Nigeria to hire a doctor and give him privileges.
Na man u be.. Make u give am work for 9month make she dey rest 😴lols
ReplyDeleteNa drug business be their dot nation business abroad no need to color it with the name nigerians
ReplyDeletePoster, like you already and I think you are a good person. Don't let your wife spoil things for you with her busybody.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. Something tells me that the main chronicle is yet to drop. Someone is going to mishandle this matter.
ReplyDeleteoga give her that 9 months assignment so that her mouth go shut up.
ReplyDeleteMadam listen to your husband and those of us telling you to mind your business before you put yourself and your family in danger. Don't send any anonymous msg cos he will somehow know it's you. Nothing is hidden under the sun, sooner or later she will know the truth
ReplyDeleteIt’s those of you who cursed Big brother Kess out that will come out and support the scanner in this story. Make una continue
DeleteWahala be like bicycle.
ReplyDeleteYour husband has spoken, better listen and mind your business.
ReplyDeleteMadam, mind your business before you end up 6ft. Continue doing busy body. Aboard is not Nigeria. Mind your family and listen to your husband.
ReplyDeleteGive her the beta penicillin oga.
ReplyDeleteI concur with the chronicler. Give her another 9 months job. That will keep her out of trouble 😂
ReplyDeleteMarigold.
Poster you insulted that lady a little too much. Don’t be rude please
ReplyDeleteOga oya give her 9 months course to make her busy.
ReplyDeletePoster you really need to curb your rude attitude, what's with calling ur wife small madam and the white lady local and illiterate...
ReplyDeleteTypical Nigerian mentality, you really think you are better than her, smh..the world is full of varieties and it's Ok ..
Everybody mustn't be literate and rich
So pls tell us the word to use for someone that is not educated. Secondly, it’s ok for the woman to ask why her govt would get a doc from naija abi? Bcos naija is less than her country? Mtssww
DeleteBTW u dnt get to decide what a man calls his wife, so long as it is not degrading, afterall ppl call their wives ‘baby’, pumpkin n so on. So pls, if its ok for smone to call their partner ‘baby’ how is it rude wen another person calls his wife ‘small madam’?
Small madam used made you overlooked the obvious fact that the man has given the woman plenty of leeway in the marriage. With some men, sh
DeleteWith some men, she would have ended the friendship since and would not have tried all the Sherlock Holmes works she has been doing.
DeleteYou need honey o I swear, better honey, your life has been too bitter so you see hate where there is love, kai! @ Anon 18.31
DeleteAnd in your chronicle, you had to belittle the white lady that much because? Oga you are no better please
ReplyDeleteI like this man already!
ReplyDeleteVery easy going person!
See as he narrated it without any anger or sentiment
Me too. I really laughed out loud!
DeleteYou people should be calming down. Him calling his wife small madam and stating the fact about the white lady does not make him rude.
ReplyDeleteHe did not call the lady stupid or use any derogatory term, he only stated that she is ‘illiterate’ which is not at all a derogatory term. My mum is not educated, she is illiterate. I am not being rude or condescending to my my mother.
Btw, Shyla “blessed” it is disappointing to see you’d boldly support lack of empathy and integrity. She should not pour sand sand right? I hope same is said when someone is clearly using you, and no one warns you.
Go ahead and tell her now small madam. Lubbish!
DeleteWhen he kpai your family, don't send us any chronicle. The amebo spirit you had in Nigeria still followed you there. Not like you are a good person or doing the act for good, your inferiority complex of wanting to befriend a white lady, is what's making you do the FBI. Continue doing FBI and don't pay attention to your man, side chic is loading. Mark my words. Lubbish.
Because your husband used work route to carry you there, you want to form holier than thou. If he wasn't opportuned via work, wouldn't yours do same thing? Are you the immigration officer? Is his Nigerian wife crying to you small madam? Every one of the trio were living in peace before the woman came in contact with your gossip spirit. Let Karma deal with the man Mrs FBI, small nyash dey shake. Calling me out, is your conscience pricking you.
Lol… Shyla don vex
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂drama on SDK blog. Small nyash dey shake.
DeleteI also told your madam to cut off from that woman. Let her block the lady and face her life. If she is bored, buy data for her, there are so many things on social media to keep her busy.
ReplyDeleteI hope she listens..
ReplyDeleteIf he had called her big madam, na Una go still twist talk, say maybe him wife too fat, him come dey mock am, small madam is just a pet name like baby, I have guys that call their gf/ wife small madam. Women even prefer it to big madam, it make them feel young..
The white lady is an illiterate nah, what else should he call an illiterate again.. I understand his point about how she kept repeating that question, here in Nigeria, we have foreign white expatriates, but the lady was finding it hard to understand that we can also be expatriates in their country.. that can be annoying, that's where he is coming from.
The lady most def know what her man is into, she's probably a white amotekun, the white version of those slay queen's here that date Yahoo boys, he opens shop for her, wash his money through it etc etc.. so for his wife good, she should better stay off, the problems wey women dey cause for this life plenty, most of all these cult fights are caused by women, and if you dig deep, you'll find out the woman that caused the fight lied sef.. so poster should avoid the woman cos she can even go and lie to the man that the woman told her he has a wife in Nigeria even if she never did.. na so mapping go start..
And oga, this isn't your 2nd time you're reading this blog this year, you said that so iyawo won't know you see all their bad advice here😂😂 sorry for casting you..
Blessings
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DeleteI come here to read and laugh sometimes but yesterday was the 2nd time in the whole of this year that I opened this blog and I knew who wrote the day's chronicle!
*yimu 😁
DeleteSee your wife, see wahala.
ReplyDeleteWarn her sternly.
What is her business with another man family. Isn't she afraid of guy. She is invoking unnecessary drama. n
This chronicles get as e be…hope it’s not the same people writing chronicles and right of reply…
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