comment section from the spontaneous morning and in house news posts!.
My people, wahala be like learned colleagues and NBA. On last Sunday spontaneous post that our lawyer, Amethyst came and gave a thorough explanation of what allegedly happened at the Nigerian Bar Association conference where they brought Portable as guest artist. She say make we no mind any bagga that said his friend told him that 'D laws' no walk away when the artist that declared himself a baboon and lives in the zoo was introduced to perform. Say even the dark skinned OG that posed from the occasion might not even be real as anyone fit go there go do Photoshoot. Ewo, for that comment, shade plenty and the "shadee" pack him shades.
Dante told Amethyst to come out straight if she's in love with him and stop doing Amotekun love. He dropped like six Epistles as his reply, shade just dey fly upandan for the epistles, but he stood by his words that everything his 'friend' told him was true. He told Amethyst that real rich people no dey carry megaphone announce every market day say their pocket heavy, say na their doings they do the talking. He also said make she Pele, say na Everytime she dey remind us that she's a lawyer on the blog.
Stray bullet even touched Teejay that was trying to form peacemaker by asking Dante to ignore and be a bigger person. The matter even tire Stella, she asked them if they've dated and it ended in premium tears because the way they(Amethyst and Dante) always come for each other does not speak well of the Noble profession. She advised people not to encourage their kids to study law because she's embarrassed by their agberoish behaviors. Dante Sha apologized and reminded us that he hasn't come out openly to declare that he's a lawyer and that he doesn't intend to disclose his profession.
Amethyst in response to Stella said again loudly with her full chest that she's rich and that her family sef gather. She said she's disappointed with Stella for imagining that a whole she and Dante had a thing. She equally threatened that she is leaving the blog this time around and never coming back....we wish her all the best in the new Blog she relocates to..or we wish her the best in anonymous mode...Soldier go, soldier come......
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In the spirit of resumption, BV teacher NK shared on Monday spontaneous post her ritual which she does always that has been very effective. She goes round the class, takes possession by praying for her pupils by mentioning their names one after the other, and declares good success and positivity into their lives.
Thank you to Teacher NK and every other teacher out there.
BV Morayo narrated what happened at the church service she was invited to. She said a man bowed his head all through, his earphones plugged and his eyes glued to his phone, She was curious to know if he was sleeping or simply carried away with pressing his phone, she tapped him gently to get him listen to the message going on, to her surprise, he was watching nacking on his phone in church oh. The guy was embarrassed and he walked out of the church.
Monday in house news landed with lots of favour from Stella and the blog angels. Stella announced that 80k was sent by a concerned BV to the single mother who was abandoned by her baby father. Thank you concerned BV, God bless you.
Stella also announced BV Fatee got money to purchase a fairly used sewing machine from a BV.
Stella also announced she'd be supporting 5 people with 50k to support their business. 2 people from the WhatsApp group and 3 from the blog. Anonymous BVs were not considered.
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Blog column about motherhood will commence again soon. The columnist is still trying to adjust to the new status of being mum to three and first time mum to a baby geh
BV Morayo narrated what happened at the church service she was invited to. She said a man bowed his head all through, his earphones plugged and his eyes glued to his phone, She was curious to know if he was sleeping or simply carried away with pressing his phone, she tapped him gently to get him listen to the message going on, to her surprise, he was watching nacking on his phone in church oh. The guy was embarrassed and he walked out of the church.
Monday in house news landed with lots of favour from Stella and the blog angels. Stella announced that 80k was sent by a concerned BV to the single mother who was abandoned by her baby father. Thank you concerned BV, God bless you.
Stella also announced BV Fatee got money to purchase a fairly used sewing machine from a BV.
Stella also announced she'd be supporting 5 people with 50k to support their business. 2 people from the WhatsApp group and 3 from the blog. Anonymous BVs were not considered.
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Blog column about motherhood will commence again soon. The columnist is still trying to adjust to the new status of being mum to three and first time mum to a baby geh
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Amongst those that requested for giveaway was BV Imrah, to promote her moimoi business. Stella replied and asked her what she did with the last money she got.
BV Apple of God's eyes also applied but Stella told her she wouldn't be chosen because of a comment she made on SP 2 months ago.
An Anon on Tuesday Spontaneous post had a "back to sender" recipe for BVs. If you need the recipe, kindly read Tuesday Spontaneous post.
BV Mercy on Tuesday Spontaneous post talked about her neighbor that panelbeats her erring son as early as 5am or very late in the night when people are sleeping. They have reported the neighbors to their landlord make dem no go kill their pikin in the name of training.
On Tuesday in house news, Stella announced Omotola Brianna, Teemah G, Blogbrity, Big Mama and Sozaya as the recipients of the 50k giveaway. She told them to send pictures of the goods they bought to her mail. Then, she told those that indicated interest but weren't chosen not to lose hope because she go reach everybody. She plans to gift 20 BVs 50k at the end of the month from now till December. Also, she said she'd choose her recipients from those that applied on Monday in house news.
Teejay on Tuesday in house news after congratulating the giveaway recipients noted that the country's bad economy is the reason so many people applied. He stated that having a handwork is very okay as small businesses tend not to grow because most times, the owner feeds from it and all the bukata is on the business. He said he learnt a skill when his business summersaulted in 2021 and that's the best thing he has ever done for himself. He also said he's gearing towards tech now. He's into stamped increte flooring and chemical polishing. Interior luxury, swimming pool and water fountain. You can contact him if you have a Job for him, he sent samples of what he is into to Stellas WhatsApp.
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Giveaways and empowerment just dey fall like rain for SDKblog, On Wednesday in house news, Stella announced that a BV sent her the names of people that applied for giveaway on Monday ihn and that she'd be picking people to support from the list. She also said that the angel wants to support 20 people with 50k from now till December, that also does not stop her already proposed 50k for 2 people monthly. Another set of 20 people will be gifted 20k from the month of September which will run till December. Odogwu doings, thank you Stella and all the blog angels, una own nor go spoil.
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Beautiful BV teacher NK covered Wednesday in house news, her beauty dey blind eyes.
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On Thursday spontaneous post, BV Martins announced that it was his birthday and birthday wishes poured in like heavy rain to show how much he is loved.
Belated happy birthday Martins.
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My people Angel Koof and Stella are doing wonders ehh, the giveaways are massively choking. Stella announced that the first 5 people chosen for giveaway don get gbimgbim for their phone. She announced that fresh set of 100 whooping k to be gifted to 10 people, she listed 6 people that would be beneficiaries and said she would pick the remaining 4 from the comments section. She begged BVs not to lick her ass and also told those whose name are on the previous list not to apply. She said she'll send 100k to 10 people first. Then, commence to 50k for 20 people. Stella say e go reach everybody.
Stella also announced that a BV said she needed 5k for antibiotics to treat her body sores got 10k from two BVs and she would send her another 50k. God bless you Stella and the good Samaritans on here.
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BV Fatee sent evidence of the fairly used sewing machine she bought and gave a detailed analysis of how the 50k she was gifted was spent. Stella also added her to the 100k giveaway as capital to start her sewing. Congratulations Fatee.
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BV Justswt, a serious student of blog teacher, Vicky Posh narrated on Thursday in house news how she answered her aunty "none of your business" when she asked her "how was your night". Accordingly to teacher Vicky, Justy's response is the authentic and correct response to the question but the correct grammar don pursue Justy's Aunt and the 5k she planned to give her. wahala be like Queen's English.
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On Friday spontaneous post, Teejay narrated what happened at a saloon where they mistakenly gave him a bad cut that made him shave his beards. He said an elderly woman also came to take a low cut, she plugged her husband's phone and was looking for charger to plug hers. Teejay was impressed that she put her husband before her so, he released his charger for her. The Mama's act made Teejay wonder why women of nowadays aren't like that and respect and place their husband first at all times.
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On Friday spontaneous post, BV Martins thanked BV Ali for sending him a shout-out on radio, Correct FM. He also thanked BVs for the numerous birthday wishes, patronage and referrals.
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Heavy and thunderous rain of giveaways continued on Friday in house news as Stella listed: ChadeyAlde, Gamesmistress, Nezzy Nwachukwu, Mide, Fatee, Pinky, Okiroyalty, Joy, Flawless and Metoyou as beneficiaries of 100k giveaway. She promised that the rain will continue falling heavily on Monday.
On sighting Oki's name, BVs hired DJ, bought plenty cows, assorted food plenty because they were very happy she was chosen. Every selected BV have gotten their money.
BV Paris on Friday in house news wondered how those that don't bathe with sponge due to itching do it because she's team iron sponge, she even has a very hard sponge she orders from Ghana.She likes to scrub her body very well. Some BVs with sensitive skin said they haven't had that bathe with sponge because it itches like crazy.
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On Saturday spontaneous post, BV Nnukwu Nwanyi said she and hot water are 5&6. BV Omotola said even if it's raining ice cubes, na cold water get her. Her comment made BV Asia remember her Osun friend that told her bathing with hot water is an abomination in their place. Even new born omomo are not spared. Martins contributed that too much hot water isn't good for the skin, it makes the skin wrinkle unlike cold water that's a beauty therapy. He also advised that after having a bath, the body should not be dried totally, rub your cream on a damp skin and he said the cream would work properly. *side eyes at cream rubbers*
Till I come your way next week, take care of yourself, spread love and be happy.
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My people Angel Koof and Stella are doing wonders ehh, the giveaways are massively choking. Stella announced that the first 5 people chosen for giveaway don get gbimgbim for their phone. She announced that fresh set of 100 whooping k to be gifted to 10 people, she listed 6 people that would be beneficiaries and said she would pick the remaining 4 from the comments section. She begged BVs not to lick her ass and also told those whose name are on the previous list not to apply. She said she'll send 100k to 10 people first. Then, commence to 50k for 20 people. Stella say e go reach everybody.
Stella also announced that a BV said she needed 5k for antibiotics to treat her body sores got 10k from two BVs and she would send her another 50k. God bless you Stella and the good Samaritans on here.
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BV Fatee sent evidence of the fairly used sewing machine she bought and gave a detailed analysis of how the 50k she was gifted was spent. Stella also added her to the 100k giveaway as capital to start her sewing. Congratulations Fatee.
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BV Justswt, a serious student of blog teacher, Vicky Posh narrated on Thursday in house news how she answered her aunty "none of your business" when she asked her "how was your night". Accordingly to teacher Vicky, Justy's response is the authentic and correct response to the question but the correct grammar don pursue Justy's Aunt and the 5k she planned to give her. wahala be like Queen's English.
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On Friday spontaneous post, Teejay narrated what happened at a saloon where they mistakenly gave him a bad cut that made him shave his beards. He said an elderly woman also came to take a low cut, she plugged her husband's phone and was looking for charger to plug hers. Teejay was impressed that she put her husband before her so, he released his charger for her. The Mama's act made Teejay wonder why women of nowadays aren't like that and respect and place their husband first at all times.
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On Friday spontaneous post, BV Martins thanked BV Ali for sending him a shout-out on radio, Correct FM. He also thanked BVs for the numerous birthday wishes, patronage and referrals.
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Heavy and thunderous rain of giveaways continued on Friday in house news as Stella listed: ChadeyAlde, Gamesmistress, Nezzy Nwachukwu, Mide, Fatee, Pinky, Okiroyalty, Joy, Flawless and Metoyou as beneficiaries of 100k giveaway. She promised that the rain will continue falling heavily on Monday.
On sighting Oki's name, BVs hired DJ, bought plenty cows, assorted food plenty because they were very happy she was chosen. Every selected BV have gotten their money.
BV Paris on Friday in house news wondered how those that don't bathe with sponge due to itching do it because she's team iron sponge, she even has a very hard sponge she orders from Ghana.She likes to scrub her body very well. Some BVs with sensitive skin said they haven't had that bathe with sponge because it itches like crazy.
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On Saturday spontaneous post, BV Nnukwu Nwanyi said she and hot water are 5&6. BV Omotola said even if it's raining ice cubes, na cold water get her. Her comment made BV Asia remember her Osun friend that told her bathing with hot water is an abomination in their place. Even new born omomo are not spared. Martins contributed that too much hot water isn't good for the skin, it makes the skin wrinkle unlike cold water that's a beauty therapy. He also advised that after having a bath, the body should not be dried totally, rub your cream on a damp skin and he said the cream would work properly. *side eyes at cream rubbers*
Till I come your way next week, take care of yourself, spread love and be happy.
Its me BV OyinGATE
Early this year, a guy I knew very well living closer to my building was telling me about a WhatsApp group with a Nigerian as an Admin and Nigerians as participants. It's a replica of some of these online closed groups you have abroad.
ReplyDeleteWhat they do and say in that group is all about sex, hookups, exchange of nude if you like but not mandatory and periodically sex orgies parties. You can slide into anyone's DM and make arrangement of having sex. If both parties agree on the terms and arrangement, the Admin is also notified privately for security reasons.
Porn videos both local and international are shared there as I heard. Also Leaks of notable people are shared there too.
So I asked him you mean I can join this group and with how much?
He said it's absolutely free but when there is any sex party and I wish to participate I will pay N10,000 as a man and the women in the group pays N5,000.
I asked how many are you guys in the group? He said they're over 150 but men are the majority. I think he said women are up to 50 in numbers or even more.
He said he will drop my WhatsApp number on the group chat and say to the Admin to add this person if I wish to join.
He went further to say I will abide by the secrecy in the group by not disclosing anyone I may know there to the public should in case I see anyone I know there. Whatever happens there stays there is their command and control.
I said okay no shit. I will get you my WhatsApp number once I'm ready. He said okay but I should do fast that there's a sex party coming up in two months time and people have started paying for attendance. I should join very quickly and get used to some of the women before the party proper.
Just to convince me to believe him, he showed me over ten ladies in the group and their photos. I said no problem.
This sex party is strictly for participants only he said. You can have threesome or more depending on your pocket at the party. Enough drinks and eating to go by he said.
I told him I will get back to him. Obviously the group is looking for new entrants and had sent some of them as 'Marketers'
Stay with me I'm taking you some where๐๐๐๐
To be continue..........
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DeleteYou are also one of their marketers, you want bvs to contact you via email that they they are interested in it. I already saw one anon on that Friday married man's post asking how he/she can join.
Teejay, how is your foray into tech going? I'm taking a major step in that as well starting from tommorow. I'm envisioning becoming a full time software engineer in little over 3 years from now.
DeleteThis is literally the most challenging thing I've ever done in my life outside being a father and a husband ofcourse.
Lets keep each other updated.
Anon 15:14,
DeleteAdvertise ke? Am I even a member? Contact me how? Are you really okay? I didn't even know someone dropped something like this before now. Just reading that from you now.
You people assume a lot here and it's very low from you guys here. I'm trying to expose something some people may not know happening and you're here writing trash. These is one of my reasons I hardly share a story here.
@DogAlmighty,
It's a good move you have taken and a nice path. I started not too long and so far it's quite interesting. Once I'm back to base, I will rรฉsumรฉ where I stopped before traveling. Though I do practice in my free time here.
One thing some people may not understand is that, the world had gone digital and very soon a lot of jobs will be done remotely without leaving the doors of your houses.
Go for it! It's a technical skill that pays well if you master it.
DeleteIt must be a very cheap group consisting of STDs for them to pay 10000 Naira for sex party and 5k. They obviously have nothing to lose and it is a walking red flag.
DeletePeople who have something to lose will pay from 500k above to be in that group.
KING XOXO MYSTERY
E ku ise, Onyin...Olแป́run bรน kรบn แป (Amin)
ReplyDeleteAmethyst and Dante Kissing on the tree, Ki-ss-ing Ikwakwakwakwakwa ๐ e sweet mi! The way una Dey call riches for this blog ehn, Nne na wa o!
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
Ok na, nice gist.
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday my blog family
Ok na, nice gist.
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday my blog family
Well written bv Oyin. Kudos to you ๐
ReplyDeleteTeejay, congratulations on your new vocation. You should send your advert to the blog for maximum patronage from bvs. We have billionaires here.
Thanks dear. I appreciate.
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DeleteIffa hear say Teejay carry him business come here.
Teejay odogwu, how is our wife?
Chaiii, na so Suave sabi me reach๐๐๐ but what do you mean sef? If I can say what I do here, why can't I advertise here as well?
DeleteYou don make me vex. I won't send it again๐ก
Baby is fine and doing very well. Thanks for asking..
Thank you babe I actually missed some gbasgbos lemme go back and read
ReplyDeleteI don turn to Cele for Stella's blog...
ReplyDeleteSmor Smor ( in Fidel's voice) e go turn to Celebrity ๐
Wait fess! I be Elder for this blog sha no be lie, I don tey, na drama wey I no like.
Thank you Fantabulous Oyin ๐
You are doing Wella ๐
Yes beautiful, zero drama
DeleteWeldon oyin,thank you Stella and all the blog angels once again. God will continue raining his blessings on you, your pocket will never run dry
ReplyDeleteWell done Oyin, you are doing a fantastic job.
ReplyDeleteSame with me, even if it's Bern raining ice and snow for ever I dint bath with warm water. It gives me this feeling of being sick. I don't like it
That back to sender procedure go work wella o. Especially if you put the coconut for Tjunction, anything for Tjunction na fire.
ReplyDeleteChai! But I need the one that will increase my bank account.๐
Well done ๐ Bv oyinGate
ReplyDeleteYou finish work walahi
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ReplyDeleteThat hot water comment reminds me of my growing up years. When I was in secondary school, if I feel sick and boil water for bathing, my dad will march to my mum fuming, he will tell her to check me very well whether I am pregnant, that I want to bath with hot water. If I am sick and I take drugs, he will tell my mum to check me well whether I am pregnant. My mum too will march to me and ask me that why am I bathing with hit water, am I pregnant? She feared him and would do anything he says.
ReplyDeleteI was a virgin all those times and would even run if a man whispers at me. His perception of me would make me cry and doubt if he truly was my father.
I suffered in the hands of that man ๐ญ.
I will never allow my hubby to put any of my kids through that. Thank God I did not marry a lion that I would not be able to talk to.
Jeez, you were put through so much because of mere hot water? Oh no!!! So sorry dear. I could count how many times I've used cold water since I was born, using cold water is akin to punishment for me, no matter how hot the weather is my water must be at least warm.
DeleteThanks Kidjo
DeleteI also love warm water. Me and my kids bathe with warm water except on very hot days.
Nice one, Onyin. You're doing well ๐๐๐
ReplyDeleteWell done Oyin. This is the real 'Gist Of The Week'.
ReplyDeleteNice one Oyin. You are doing well.
ReplyDeleteAs from now, I no wan be serious student again @Fidel sis, take note o. Make I no go lose my destiny helper cos of engrish๐
Thank u ,, Thank u Super Onyi ,,, weldone..
ReplyDeleteGod bless you Oyingate.
ReplyDeleteWell done Oyin, you are a good writer.
ReplyDeleteThank you bv Oyin,that was a comprehensive update.
ReplyDeleteEven if I missed some drama on the blog during the week I can quickly catch on Sunday through your write up.
Thank you Stella and all the wonderful Angels on this blog,may your pockets never go empty.God bless you all
What a refreshing Capture. Oyin Tuwaleeeee ๐
ReplyDelete"The Mama's act made Teejay wonder why women of nowadays aren't like that and respect and place their husband first at all times."
ReplyDeleteAwon Lord and servant kangaroos. Buahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You are doing well Onyingate
ReplyDeleteWell-done BV oyingate well detailed gist. Maybe I will apply for a column to write about life as a single mother lol
ReplyDeletePlease, you people should help make spelling easy for me naaahhh… dude signed out as OyinGATE… why the confusion? Mr anon wey sabi correct people for this group Abeg, come to my rescue naaaah!!!
ReplyDeleteMs K.
You for no mention that response from Stella, because I cried reading it.
ReplyDeleteNot because I was not choose, but because an innocent input on issue between her and Teejay was taking that serious by her, giving how much I love her as a person.
But it's all part of lessons of life Sha. It's all good.๐๐
Well done Onyin ๐ you're doing well.
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