My people, wahala be like King and Queen....
we were on our own on Sunday spontaneous post last week when Teejay decided to advise Queens that the highest thing they can do for their kids is to love their papa unconditionally with no reservations whether his father is fathering or not.
Stella then made herself advocate for Kings and told them to that the best thing they can do for their kids is to love their mom wholeheartedly and not have eyes for side fowls and chickens.
Dante took over the Queens admonitions and Stella herself advised the kings too. If you get chance, you fit read post because e choke so tey Dante, representing the kings bowed and accepted defeat. Wahala be like gender war.
Testimony time, BV Camille testified that she discovered she's pregnant even though she's supposed to undergo her fibroid surgery. She reminded BV Ekajoy that she's the BV that pleaded that she remembers her in her prayers, she thanked Eka and all the BVs that prayed for her. Congratulations Camille, you'll carry your baby to term without any complications.
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On Monday spontaneous post, BV Ennie posted in pains. She was advised/encouraged by her husband and kids to do exercises because she added weight, she obliged them, but she ended up with pains all over her body. BVs advised her to continue because with time and more exercises, the pain will stop and her body will get used to exercises.
On Monday in house news, Stella posted pictures from her birthday party organized by the members of her WhatsApp group. She had the sweetest things to say about her Whatsapp group members, the pictures she posted had a group of elders which were the people from her former group that stood by her when she was dragged like tiger gen on Instagram. SDK BVs are fine Sha, so many fine fine people from the pictures she posted. BVs recognized Pinky and Martins from the pictures posted.
Angels abound here on SDK blog, on Monday in house news, Stella announced that a London based BV sent 300k to the chronicle poster on tales of bad marriage. The angel could relate to her story because his mom had beeb in a similar situation. Stella told the poster to send her account details to her mail. God bless the angel.
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On Tuesday Spontaneous post, BV Acenene narrated her encounter with awon omo wobe disguised as online marketplace workers. They promised her an audio job which she accepted because joblessness don show her shege. She was to pay some money to access her supposed win from them, one thing one thing happened, her trucaller app notified her not to put body and be weary of scammers but Acenene with the signs and plenty handwritings was still asking BVs if they feel it's legit or not.
On Tuesday Spontaneous post, an Anon alleged that BV Vicky posh copies her teachings from a website and advised her to quote the website or add copied to her posts. BVs told the Anon to name the website or shut up. They said when some BVs try to add value to the blog, comments that the anon's troll the BVs until they decide to stop.
On Tuesday in house news, an anonymous male BV covered the face of in house news. This dark skinned unknwon gentleman didn't show his full face but from the part he showed, na fine guy. Stella said he sent the picture from the NBA conference, Abuja. She told us that the idan is single and ready to mingle and called on baddies that are single to let us know.
BV Dante advised babes not to form and talk their talk with their full chest. He told them to declare openly how much they like the Bobo because according to him, na cuteness overload dey show...
Xoxo Mystery said she feels like the lawyer guy that covered IHN is her princess Dante. Other BVs also hinted that as well.
BV Eka Joy announced On Tuesday in house news,that she and her family have relocated to Switzerland. BVs poured in their congratulatory messages and Eka encouraged the tappers to tap on because the grace choke.
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On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV Ali B said since the rising cost of things, he and his wife have been practicing social distancing and no dey indulge in any games like ludo, hide and seek or ikwokrikwo.
On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV Dante congratulated abroadian Ekajoy on her full family relocation to Switzerland. He said he be celebrate her as his WCW but if he talk am, body go sweet Eka and fight go burst but instead, he celebrated her kids,.. He thanked them for keeping her busy with stress because thanks to them, Eka no dey get time fight on the blog again.
On Wednesday spontaneous post, an Anon asked if she could a site. She said she bought her phone from them and has been paying promptly but defaulted by 3days on the 5th payment. After paying, her phone has been locked and she can't access her japa documents, school receipts and some other important documents on the phone.
On Wednesday in house news, Stella pleaded with the chronicle poster to send her a mail with her account details and joked that she'll use her 300k to do giveaway.
She asked business owners what 50k can do for their business, because she wants to do business upliftment for existing businesses.
We rise by lifting others isn't it? BV Martins in the spirit of uplifting others told BVs that anyone that's interested in affordable data sales should send him a message on WhatsApp. He said he would teach them for free and the only requirement needed is their mobile phone. He urged interested BVs to use the opportunity to make extra income.
Teejay also advised BVs that Tech is the new oil now. He advised BVs that are willing to go the route as he's also learning so tech skills.
Among those that applied for the business giveaway was BV Fatee, she said she needs the money to buy fairly used sewing machine because she started learning how to sew January this year, she have started getting sewing jobs but she takes her clients' materials to sew at her Madam's shop to sew and this has been causing a friction between them. Her boss thinks that she's running faster than her shadow by taking sewing jobs. BV Nnukwu Nwanyi promised to gift her a sewing machine, BV Hanna said she would pay for waybill and an Anon promised to gift her some money. Thank you everyone and congratulations Fatee.
There are so many angels on SDKBLOG. On Thursday in house news, Stella announced that a BV was interested in catering for Wednesday chronicle poster's kid's school fees. Stella told the poster to get in touch with her.
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On Thursday in house news, BV Pinky did a memo for "whom it may concern" on his blog column. He addressed the hatred and spiteful words thrown at him by some people.
On Thursday in house news, Teejay narrated how he put a smile on a woman's face the day he went for shopping. He bought groceries for her and gave her 3k. He urged BVs to do everything they can to make the world a better place by helping those they can no matter how little. Thank you Teejay.
On Thursday in house news, BV Metoyou narrated how an ijaw lady she used to like from afar disappointed her. She kept on badmouthing Yoruba people and had the worst things to say about them. Metoyou wondered if Ijaw people are perfectly perfect.
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On Friday spontaneous post, while BVs were manifesting riches and everything they wanted in the month of September, an Anon had a message for Stella. This Anon claimed that Stella dey take BVs play, that due to the suffering and poverty in Naija, she tells BVs to bring business proposals then she ghosts them.
Stella replied the Anon on Friday in house news, she said she does giveaways steadily and doesn't make noise about it to reduce mouths sticking on her ass. Stella placed a curse on the Anon for trying to rubbish the good deeds she does for people.
Some BVs bore her witness and stated that they are part of the unannounced giveaways, thanked her again and told her to ignore trolls.
Conscience wan finish the Anon, she has been going from Friday night gist and Saturday spontaneous post to ask for Stella's forgiveness.
Stella also called out BV Fatee and asked her the sewing machine she intends to buy for 50k. BVs defended Fatee and told Stella that she could actually get fairly used sewing machine for that amount.
Anonymous detective on Friday in house news was angry that after Stella announced business giveaway, the post garnered 300 comments and they disappeared afterwards. the Anon said on Stella's approval, s/he will monitor emergency BVs and advised that regular commenters benefits from the giveaway.
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On Saturday spontaneous post, Eka Joy thanked BV XP for congratulating her about her relocation to Switzerland but corrected her about the "cry" in her post.
Apparently, XP congratulated her and told her that Switzerland is a beautiful but very expensive country and if they're fully loaded, she'll cry. XP didn't mean the cry literally but Eka understood her wrongly hence the correction.
She told xp that she won't cry because she get better husband get sense full him head and that he already put everything in place for their relocate knowing fully well that Switzerland is a very expensive country.
XP replied Eka that it's lack of English language comprehension that made her drop a memo for her. Ewo, the comment long gan.
Till I come your way next week, kisses to the bachelorettes, I'm glad that I'm opportune to do this weekly, have a nice day y'all and catch a kiss from me.
Stella then made herself advocate for Kings and told them to that the best thing they can do for their kids is to love their mom wholeheartedly and not have eyes for side fowls and chickens.
Dante took over the Queens admonitions and Stella herself advised the kings too. If you get chance, you fit read post because e choke so tey Dante, representing the kings bowed and accepted defeat. Wahala be like gender war.
Testimony time, BV Camille testified that she discovered she's pregnant even though she's supposed to undergo her fibroid surgery. She reminded BV Ekajoy that she's the BV that pleaded that she remembers her in her prayers, she thanked Eka and all the BVs that prayed for her. Congratulations Camille, you'll carry your baby to term without any complications.
******"
On Monday spontaneous post, BV Ennie posted in pains. She was advised/encouraged by her husband and kids to do exercises because she added weight, she obliged them, but she ended up with pains all over her body. BVs advised her to continue because with time and more exercises, the pain will stop and her body will get used to exercises.
On Monday in house news, Stella posted pictures from her birthday party organized by the members of her WhatsApp group. She had the sweetest things to say about her Whatsapp group members, the pictures she posted had a group of elders which were the people from her former group that stood by her when she was dragged like tiger gen on Instagram. SDK BVs are fine Sha, so many fine fine people from the pictures she posted. BVs recognized Pinky and Martins from the pictures posted.
Angels abound here on SDK blog, on Monday in house news, Stella announced that a London based BV sent 300k to the chronicle poster on tales of bad marriage. The angel could relate to her story because his mom had beeb in a similar situation. Stella told the poster to send her account details to her mail. God bless the angel.
******
On Tuesday Spontaneous post, BV Acenene narrated her encounter with awon omo wobe disguised as online marketplace workers. They promised her an audio job which she accepted because joblessness don show her shege. She was to pay some money to access her supposed win from them, one thing one thing happened, her trucaller app notified her not to put body and be weary of scammers but Acenene with the signs and plenty handwritings was still asking BVs if they feel it's legit or not.
On Tuesday Spontaneous post, an Anon alleged that BV Vicky posh copies her teachings from a website and advised her to quote the website or add copied to her posts. BVs told the Anon to name the website or shut up. They said when some BVs try to add value to the blog, comments that the anon's troll the BVs until they decide to stop.
On Tuesday in house news, an anonymous male BV covered the face of in house news. This dark skinned unknwon gentleman didn't show his full face but from the part he showed, na fine guy. Stella said he sent the picture from the NBA conference, Abuja. She told us that the idan is single and ready to mingle and called on baddies that are single to let us know.
BV Dante advised babes not to form and talk their talk with their full chest. He told them to declare openly how much they like the Bobo because according to him, na cuteness overload dey show...
Xoxo Mystery said she feels like the lawyer guy that covered IHN is her princess Dante. Other BVs also hinted that as well.
BV Eka Joy announced On Tuesday in house news,that she and her family have relocated to Switzerland. BVs poured in their congratulatory messages and Eka encouraged the tappers to tap on because the grace choke.
**********
On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV Ali B said since the rising cost of things, he and his wife have been practicing social distancing and no dey indulge in any games like ludo, hide and seek or ikwokrikwo.
On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV Dante congratulated abroadian Ekajoy on her full family relocation to Switzerland. He said he be celebrate her as his WCW but if he talk am, body go sweet Eka and fight go burst but instead, he celebrated her kids,.. He thanked them for keeping her busy with stress because thanks to them, Eka no dey get time fight on the blog again.
On Wednesday spontaneous post, an Anon asked if she could a site. She said she bought her phone from them and has been paying promptly but defaulted by 3days on the 5th payment. After paying, her phone has been locked and she can't access her japa documents, school receipts and some other important documents on the phone.
On Wednesday in house news, Stella pleaded with the chronicle poster to send her a mail with her account details and joked that she'll use her 300k to do giveaway.
She asked business owners what 50k can do for their business, because she wants to do business upliftment for existing businesses.
We rise by lifting others isn't it? BV Martins in the spirit of uplifting others told BVs that anyone that's interested in affordable data sales should send him a message on WhatsApp. He said he would teach them for free and the only requirement needed is their mobile phone. He urged interested BVs to use the opportunity to make extra income.
Teejay also advised BVs that Tech is the new oil now. He advised BVs that are willing to go the route as he's also learning so tech skills.
Among those that applied for the business giveaway was BV Fatee, she said she needs the money to buy fairly used sewing machine because she started learning how to sew January this year, she have started getting sewing jobs but she takes her clients' materials to sew at her Madam's shop to sew and this has been causing a friction between them. Her boss thinks that she's running faster than her shadow by taking sewing jobs. BV Nnukwu Nwanyi promised to gift her a sewing machine, BV Hanna said she would pay for waybill and an Anon promised to gift her some money. Thank you everyone and congratulations Fatee.
There are so many angels on SDKBLOG. On Thursday in house news, Stella announced that a BV was interested in catering for Wednesday chronicle poster's kid's school fees. Stella told the poster to get in touch with her.
********
On Thursday in house news, BV Pinky did a memo for "whom it may concern" on his blog column. He addressed the hatred and spiteful words thrown at him by some people.
On Thursday in house news, Teejay narrated how he put a smile on a woman's face the day he went for shopping. He bought groceries for her and gave her 3k. He urged BVs to do everything they can to make the world a better place by helping those they can no matter how little. Thank you Teejay.
On Thursday in house news, BV Metoyou narrated how an ijaw lady she used to like from afar disappointed her. She kept on badmouthing Yoruba people and had the worst things to say about them. Metoyou wondered if Ijaw people are perfectly perfect.
******
On Friday spontaneous post, while BVs were manifesting riches and everything they wanted in the month of September, an Anon had a message for Stella. This Anon claimed that Stella dey take BVs play, that due to the suffering and poverty in Naija, she tells BVs to bring business proposals then she ghosts them.
Stella replied the Anon on Friday in house news, she said she does giveaways steadily and doesn't make noise about it to reduce mouths sticking on her ass. Stella placed a curse on the Anon for trying to rubbish the good deeds she does for people.
Some BVs bore her witness and stated that they are part of the unannounced giveaways, thanked her again and told her to ignore trolls.
Conscience wan finish the Anon, she has been going from Friday night gist and Saturday spontaneous post to ask for Stella's forgiveness.
Stella also called out BV Fatee and asked her the sewing machine she intends to buy for 50k. BVs defended Fatee and told Stella that she could actually get fairly used sewing machine for that amount.
Anonymous detective on Friday in house news was angry that after Stella announced business giveaway, the post garnered 300 comments and they disappeared afterwards. the Anon said on Stella's approval, s/he will monitor emergency BVs and advised that regular commenters benefits from the giveaway.
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On Saturday spontaneous post, Eka Joy thanked BV XP for congratulating her about her relocation to Switzerland but corrected her about the "cry" in her post.
Apparently, XP congratulated her and told her that Switzerland is a beautiful but very expensive country and if they're fully loaded, she'll cry. XP didn't mean the cry literally but Eka understood her wrongly hence the correction.
She told xp that she won't cry because she get better husband get sense full him head and that he already put everything in place for their relocate knowing fully well that Switzerland is a very expensive country.
XP replied Eka that it's lack of English language comprehension that made her drop a memo for her. Ewo, the comment long gan.
Till I come your way next week, kisses to the bachelorettes, I'm glad that I'm opportune to do this weekly, have a nice day y'all and catch a kiss from me.
from BV OyinGATE.
Well done Oyin!! Well summarised and Job well done ✅π―
ReplyDeleteπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ chaiiiii I don miss this blog for 1 week. See story, see gbege π.
DeleteShe say "I'm glad that I'm opportune to do this weekly"πππ
ReplyDeleteWahala be like who nor dey Vicky Posh class o
You have done a good justice Onyin...God bless u
ReplyDeleteNice one Oyin π
ReplyDeleteWe sha get celebrity bvs here and they're as follow(in no orderly manner) - Teejay, Dante, Pinky, Martinz, Eka Joy, Xp, Vicky Posh, Ennie, Camille and lots more
This same persons were talked about last week and this week too.
My question is are there no other bvs and are the comments of other bvs not worthy of recognition?
They are the ones bringing content and highlights on the blog, bring your own and you will enter gist boulevard.
DeleteAnon bring highlights nau and your name go enter here abi you no dey watch bbn, na everyone them dey talk about ni. No jelos them u hear.
DeleteWhat do you feel they should have written about other bvs. Where will the writer generate gists about the other bvs from?
DeleteAnon 14:31, is it your good morning and good afternoon that she will add to the post?
DeleteYour last paragraph show say you dey truly follow up for Ms Vicky's classπ. Nice one!
ReplyDeletePlenty drama π€£
ReplyDeleteWelldone Oyingate
Oyin babyπ
ReplyDeleteI'm always looking forward to this post every Sunday. Keep up the good work baby girl π
Interesting!
ReplyDeleteWell done dear
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ReplyDeleteNice one πππ
ReplyDeleteStella's reply made my day
ReplyDeleteXp itk too much. Say congratulations and keep it moving but no! She must prove that she know everything
ReplyDeleteI like her but sometimes she does the most no be lie.
DeleteHahahahahahaha π€
DeleteXp this, Xp that. Shioooorrπ€·
I've been advised yesterday to type such sentences in Igbo or pidgin since the audience here are a little agitated and laid back.
Let me throw up this axiom for you;
If someone is describing an epitome of beauty in Igbo, you'll hear "nwa ke na eme nlecha mana o ka o ga adi,ine kata mma omalu,ibebe akwa"
(Translation: That girl poses as a damsel but that's what it should be,mere looking at her you'll cry").
Okay. Does it mean the person admiring her will cry as in CRY and shed real tears?
I hate it when people work so hard trying to rubbish another's sentence or context. I will step in gaskiya.
Have the effontery to use your blog ID, I wanna check something.ππ€
Itk I don't have blog ID
DeleteYou soooo have an ID.
DeleteLookatewπ€¨π
Friend for inbox,enemy in ghost mode in blog section.
I'll definitely cast some of you soonest.
Watch out for it.
Don't go and do something more meaningful with your time, be there forming Sdk James bond
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ReplyDeleteWell done π
ReplyDeleteπππ
ReplyDeleteNice ππ well-done, good job.
ReplyDeleteThank you Onyin the badass columnist π you captured all the drama wella.
ReplyDeleteYour last paragraph shows you're one of our classmates ππ
It now seems like you guys do this misspelling of her name intentionally. She even wrote her name as a footnote up there
DeleteNice compilation Oyin. God bless you real good for keeping up. It's not easy I must say.
ReplyDeleteAfter the Tech money I talked about, I discovered another great source of online income as well.
Ommoh, sometime last week, a man I'm following on Facebook with large followership disclosed over $600 he was paid by Google from blogging. I don't know if it was for a week payment or one month. (Side eyes to SDk)
When I converted that money in naira, it's over half a million. The man isn't even active in blogging but once he drops content, you see people rushing to have a glance.
I was still thinking how these content creators in less than one year or two will buy houses and expensive cars, then it dawn on me that their pages are monetized and you know what that means. The more the traffic, the more money in the bank. Abeg I no dey put eyes for anybody money oo. E just be say I need that kind money weekly or even monthly. My phone shouldn't be for calls and reading other people's content only. I need to utilize my time on the Internet wisely.
Elon Musk come scattered every where now with his payment on Twitter. So unfortunate I can't get up to 15million impressions to collect my own money. See as people with large followership on Twitter they cash out over 500,000 monthly. This one don pass Yahoo money oo.
Online money na the real oil boom now. It has always been but those benefiting kept it on a low key. It's just becoming open now.
Just be an online content creator either in Facebook or Instagram with enough followers, then you will be smiling in money.
Teejay, the person that got paid $600, is it Facebook blog or blogger or Instagram blog?
DeleteMartins pls how can I monetize my Facebook page?
DeleteSo a mix of drama, love and upliftment last week. Nice recap
ReplyDeleteXp that your response to Eka was so unnecessary you went overboard with your response and It didn’t need to be that way .
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile why is it that everyone goes anon to attack this Xp person ? I can bet most of the attackers have I.d.
Including you Anonymous 19:22, you've got ID too. Be there or here.
DeleteI have never attacked XP, first time ever was on Saturday, after her breast size = cancer. That took me aback, such an intelligent Ada Nnewi, dey talk this thing? I don't have an ID, so don't need to hide anything, isi o ne ka XP nwelu??
DeleteUnfortunately I don’t have an id ma and I like it this way i hardly comment because i am disgusted by drama so please be guided .
DeleteI attacked her but I don't have a blog id
Delete19:22, she has a device that fishes out people's real details using their blog IDs. That's why they all go anon to talk to her including me. I even go to my Gmail and sign out completely before coming to use anonymous. I no wan hear say Dem shoot bird , him mama fly.
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Amethyst and SHYLA.
DeleteFirst of, thanks for the clarification on the Okwoches, once I hear Benue state, I basically tag everyone as oneπ€¦, I saw it late.
You see all these creepy beings in anonymous mode, they're all MY BLOG FRIENDS. Frenemies, beware of them.π€.
The Madam Doctor said "she implied", now using an "=" sign?
Haha.
Aunty I have 5 siblings in medical field fa,go update your brain, researchers are still on the matter, latest submission,"if you have breasts as a teenager, you're likely to have breast cancer in your later years.
Quack doctor in anonymous mode, go buy access code and log into the right forums.
What am I typing sef?
Ghosts who can't hold up a candle to people I feed info.
Biko bye.
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She has a device indeed π
Delete"If you have breasts as a teenager, you are likely to have cancer in your later years" , this is a lie from the pit of hell. Teenage age started from 13-19, and this is the age range majority of girls start growing breast. The rest start as early as 8- 12 years. This information is a propaganda to spread fear, stop it.
DeleteMen now have cancer of the breasts, how about that???
Well done Oyin.
ReplyDeleteOyingate well done π great job.
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