MONDAY In House News

 Hailings!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO...

How the go they g0? My side is not so good oh...Foodie. foodie. foodie I don go eat wetin i dey react to, the feeling is horrible abeg.... Hopefully i will be fine soon.

Just be indicating what your business is and how 50k can help you cos i am chooshing another set of names,i cant find where i saved the last one sef....I just tire....Abeg make una no vexs....Someone should compile the names and send to me when all done...

Have a blessed and lovely day!

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INSIDE THE MIND OF A WOMAN GOING THROUGH MOTHERHOOD 

I teach my boys a love chant, to help their behaviour and relationship with themselves and other people. One will soon be three years old while the other will be five years old in two months.

The love chant is simple, it goes like this; Love is caring, love is kind, love is selfless, love is sharing (especially toys), love is gentle, love does not hurt other people, love does not push or shove other people, love does not hit other people ( to prevent them from fighting all the time ).

I add to it from time to time, our bedtime stories centres around this love chants. The thing is, since the birth of the baby all they want to do is play with her and share their toys with her, when I complain and try to explain that she is too young, they start to cry and quote the love chant.

I have talked, shouted and even spanked ( I am not proud of this) they still won’t stop. They are always sneaking to her baby cot to share their toys, food and pat or shake her awake so they can talk to her.

The last five weeks has been frustrating and at the same time it’s interesting to watch their interactions and antics. In their defence they have reduced the number of times they wake her up but I don’t know if it will ever stop.

Hahahahahahahhahaha she will soon get used to it and when they stop, she will start crying.....hahahahahahahah you don buy market

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PINKYS CORNER

There is a lady I talked about during cashless policy brohaha. The one I said, helped me out when one of my customer needed 100k(that's if you guys have not forgotten). She also does POS business.

Last week, I was at the shop, very early because I needed to dust my shop and mop the whole place before I can start doing anything for that day(Monday precisely). After moping, I was outside my shop waiting for the place to get dried a bit when I saw this pretty lady afar off. I was planning to call and say hi to her and also engage her by asking about her family and other things.(We became friends since the time of that scarcity of Owo ).

Was waiting patiently but before she could get to where I was , she decided to cross over to the other side of the road But during the process of crossing to the other side of the road, there was a bike man on speed that hit her cos she couldn't move fast. The bike knocked her down, then we rushed down there to assist her then straight to the hospital. It was a pity that the bike man pretended as if he wanted to help carry her too but he ran away. We rushed her down to a the nearest hospital for treatment and called her parents. The next day, I decided to go check her at the hospital with one other lady because na lady wey dey very nice and she is so so considerate when dealing with people.

Hmmmmm, we had planned going around 10am to check on her when the bad info came to us that she died early that morning because she had internal bleeding coupled with her neck because I could remember her neck was broken too when we took her to the hospital. It was so painful. Infact. What pained me most is the bike man that ran away. He was on the wrong lane and still on speed. The lady didn't see it coming because she only focused on the on coming vehicle behind her.

She is gone and may her soul rest in peace. We also heard she is the only child of that woman.

This Ife ehn. Let's watch carefully before crossing abeg. no matter what, we should always watch out for those vehicles and bike man plying wrong lane. It's dangerous and killing. The shock alone when you meet the unexpected can kill let alone being knocked down.
Aye o ni gba ibi omo mu wa ooooooooo

OMG- This is so so sad!!!

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MEMORYLANE WITH GERMAN BASED BV ROSE

Hey Rose, if you read this, please message me anyway you can and lets meet up for Coffee... BV Zazu sent me this photo and it brought back really good memories of our hang out in Germany ...
I am planning an Xmas party in Dortmund....If you live in Germany and you are a BV; Please ping eeeeeeeeh...

Rose !!!
What of Uncle Bolaji blokos sef?

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GIST

''Good Day Big Stella , 
My sister, something is going on and parents needs to be on alert, one of my neighbours daughter has been missing since Monday last week.

They found the message that she dropped this morning through a friend she contacted, this girl was a virgin before she disappeared, they said during her WAEC exams that she met some friends who told her that as a virgin she can be offered a good job in Italy since she's a strong Catholic, that virgins does make good money from there while keeping their virginity, they said they were taken to a place in Abuja and she doesn't know the location cos they don't let them come outside, she said they take turns at raping them daily and she's already sick, she said it was one of the guys that came for a romp that she begged to use his phone and contact her friend to contact her sick mom as she knows that the mom must be very worried.
Now in her letter, she stated that she wanted to help as she was no longer happy the way her parents are struggling and heaped the entire burden on her elder sister who already has two kids out of wedlock.

This girl had plans, she had goals, she kept her virginity till she's 20, not minding the peer pressure but family pressure has pushed her outside, she may likely not come back alive, we've been trying to call that number back but it's been switched off, they said she was crying while making that call.

Please parents, let's be mindful of the things we unconsciously make our kids go through in our hands, in her letter, she also mentioned how her mom calls her too many unprintable names including Ahewo, this is so wrong, how her mom will be demanding money from her knowing fully well that she's not working yet, this whole thing pushed her outside, training a girl child is hard, but supporting and encouraging them the right way makes it a bit easier, being friends with them, understanding the pressure they face from the society makes it a lot easier, are you the kind of parents with an unbridled tongue especially when you're angry, please stop already, it hurts and it makes them take so many uneasy decisions... God bless us all..

What a sad story 

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*Different kind of Husbands*


1. *The Hard Husband*
This husband is arrogant, stubborn, unyielding, and unbending. He cannot be counsel or corrected. He has no fear or honour for anybody including His wife, family, and He and he is very difficult to live with

*2. The Fake Husband*
They perform very well on bed and dinning table but they are irresponsible, lazy and cannot provide for their family.

*3. Bachelor Husband*
He single but married , selfish and very self centred.

4 *Acidic Husband*
He is a hot tempered person, a boxer and a wrestler. He does not take nonsense, he does not laugh, play, joke and his house is like MILITARY CAMP and he is a lion in the house.

*5. Slave Master Husband*

He believes that a woman should be seen and not heard. He turns the woman to a cook, dry cleaner, a s#x machine, Baby making Factory and a house maid. He celebrates his family more than his wife and the woman will see hell if she did not give birth to a boy.

6. *General Husband*
He has chains of girl friends, concubines, and strange women. He spends lavishly on them. He runs after anything in skirt including the house maid and his wifes younger sister.

*7. The Dry Husband*
He has no closeness with his wife, *No Love, No Kissing and No ROMANCE*. The wife must knock before entering the bedroom. He is very difficult to talk to and He has no respect for his wife even in the presence of visitors.

*8. Panadol Husband*
He is a man who exploits his wife to solve his own problem. He does not have  true love but only looking for something to quench his headache. He is only interested in using the woman to get what he wants..

*9. Parasite Husband*
He does not work, He is very lazy and irresponsible. He cannot assist his wife to make life easy but a big headache. He is a *Frustrator* and makes the wife to cry daily

*10. Baby Husband*
He is a man yet an infant both Spiritually, Mentally, and Character wise.

 A baby husband is the one that BEATS his wife, He rejects food because he is angry. He is a nagging husband who cannot listen to corrections or being influence by his wife. He keeps MALICE with his wife and refuses to pray together at home. He threatens to push out his wife at the smallest provocation. He compares his wife with former girl friends and other women. He does not know what is called romance and all he wants is s#x. He does not do anything to improve his marriage. He reports his wife to third party and calls her horrible names. He loves his mother more than his wife and even decides to go market himself for lack of trust that his wife will cheat him.

*11. Visiting Husband*
Not always at home and comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things, but has no time for them.

*12. Godly Husband*
He is a responsible man
He is a man that fears the Lord. He is a father, mentor, teacher and a friend to his wife and children. ..

*What kind of Husband are you?*

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