WEDNESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings on this WCW....

IN HOUSE MEMO

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My birthday is loading and nah Vegetable soup and Okro soup i want not cake.....
Enjoy the day...

DIARY OF A PREGNANT MOM

Every time I go out and come back home the first thing my little ones askes of, is the baby ( talking about serious pressure) . They keep whining about how they want to play with the baby.

Even my neighbours are not left out of the pressure party, I hear things like "oh since I didn't see you in like three days I assumed you have had your baby, so I have been waiting for your call so I can come visiting ".
Some days ago, someone even asked me why I had not had my baby yet, I replied with a side eye and told her I didn't know.

My tired is tired too and with the recent pressure on my pelvic bones, I want out but I have no choice than to wait.
So we wait......

Hahahahahahahahahaha you want out? we no follow you gbensh, ejo e ro ra dey complain you hear?

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GIST

Good day SDK, happy new month, hope you're bubbling in God's goodness? Let me go straight to point, sometime ago, I think around May, somebody bought some pack of Minerals from me and requested that I bring it to the venue where they're doing birthday, so as person wey e de hungry to impress her customers, I quickly packed the drinks and off I went....

As I got to the place, na hotel, the person that bought the drinks was nowhere around, I couldn't possibly hand over to any stranger and can't carry it back either, I called her and she said she was coming, na so I start to de wait ooo, as I was waiting, suddenly out of Jupiter, I saw my neighbour with her husband's elder brother coming out of one of the rooms, na so I hide, it was some lovey dovey, e be like say the one wey them do no reach them, they were just falling into each others arms...

As the girl came (my customer), I came out to handover the drinks and that was when my dear neighbour shockingly saw me, she greeted me more than 3times, I waved back and left...

Now let me tell you about this woman, she's one troublesome, foul-mouthed, egocentric being, she doesn't tolerate nonsense, she carries herself as if na her husband get the compound, always ready to gossip about everybody, can quarrel from morning till night, I remember the day I told her that bringing her customers into the compound is wrong cos it made the compound too public and strangers were trooping in and out, this woman finished me, she dealt vigorously with me that day that I had to shut up and return to my shell:

She even told me to go and find something to be doing, I finally found something to do and it led me to catching the same person that mocked me redhanded

 When I came back later that day, she called me and said ''eeeh Mommy Pee, it's not what you think ooo, you know my husband brother na, he said he wanted to build that kind of house, so I was just showing him the house well''  so I told her ''biaa madam-ma, shut da hell up, I was there for more than 15mins before you brought your shameless sef outside, I heard you moaning inside ( I no hear oo), your few minutes of shameless romance and smooching outside was recorded too, should I play it for you to see how shameless you're?'' (na lie ooo, I no record anything), 

Na so she shock, I asked her, ''did you or did you not gbensh your husband's elder brother inside that room?'' She said yes but it's their first time, I told her in DJ Khaled's voice, ''another lie!! It's not the first time, true or false'', she said true, she come de beg me , body come de sweet me, she said I should please keep it to myself, that I shouldn't destroy her home, I told her that the thing de burn inside my mouth like hot tea and I seriously feel like telling her husband before them go gbensh the poor man to death, she kept begging, I told her no problem and left:

 well, it's not my business and I don't have any intentions of telling her husband, so since that time, this woman turned being so nice to me, she greets me well even when I am not looking, she will hail and hail me till I answer, the other time the landlady asked us to clear our backyard, before I woke up the next morning, she brought hausa people and cleared the whole place, I asked her how much, she said I shouldn't bother:

Yesterday own na em shock me pass, they brought my new truck on Sunday evening but I was unable to carry it to shop yesterday cos I'd be branching to the market to pick some stuffs, so rat died inside the truck, I get this another troublesome neighbour, that one eeh if you want to die sharp sharp just come and meet her, she go kill you and bury you without apology, so I asked a boy to bring the truck for me, he brought it out and saw the dead rat, na so he carry the rat out and dropped it by the doorstep of that madam wahala, that one called me on the phone and was yelling on top of her voice, and suddenly I heard that my Ahewo neighbour voice from background, then this one dropped the call on me, I didn't bother to call back cos my ear don de pain me ni, so when I came back later in the evening, I found out that while she was yelling, my egocentric Ahewo neighbour came and carried the rat for me, she said since I no dey house, that she can do it for me, after all if it's me, I can do same for her, "Hey hello madam ( in Broda Shaggys voice), I can't, I can't carry dead rat for you, infact this things you're doing is beginning to make me wanna talk sef", that her husband's brother still brings himself to their house, Hanty have calmed dan for Jesus, no more "Don't put it there ooo, don't do this or don't do that" I am free, abeg make una join me thank God for my freedom .... Una happy new month ooo

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PINKYS CORNER

Aunty is missing something

Do you guys could remember the sister I told you about, who was to get married to a guy who works at Chevron but the guy later got married to his pastor's younger sister? Recently before traveling to Lagos, we met and we began to gist. I told her I have someone for her but lied to her about the status of that person.(don't get it twisted, the person is 42, single and well to do averagely)..

We both left her shop and went to an eatery close to her shop. it was around 5pm, wify had been calling because we planned meeting somewhere, so, I called her and asked her to meet us at that eatery. I told her about the guy but didn't say anything about his financial status and age. She asked but I lied then she asked me to give the guy her line. Wify, she and I ate chicken pie and took beverages and left. When we got home, I gave the guy her line and the discussion continues with them.

 I did not bother to ask the guy about what is or was going on between them until yesterday. He came around and showed me everything they chatted about. This lady is 43 this year and she is rejecting a man of 42 based on the fact that, she is not used to dating her age mate let alone someone younger and besides, the guy is not well to do(note: he also made her believed he is poor). I understand the the aspect of finances but what is wrong with the age?.

I had to call her and spoke to her but she was so worried about age and telling me, if I see someone who is a bit older than her. For where? so, make I dey Waka for street up and down and this guy is so ready to make things right within 6months. Till this present moment that I'm typing this, Aunty has refused to reply her chat with the guy.

I need you people to school me because as for me, age is just a number. I have once dated someone who is older than I am and she was pregnant, she knows I never wanted her to terminate the pregnancy but I understood her stand and so many circumstances around it. I loved her so much then. She was way older than I am and I loved and respected her..Till now, I can't talk to her or act anyhow to her because the respect is still very much there. Then, she also was so submissive, understanding and very loyal. God bless you my sister.

 Now, the guy has asked me to get him another woman who is responsible like my wife and I also have a guy of 35years who is also ready for something serious.

I need to beg you at this stage to stop pairing time bomb together.... Tomorrow now you will come and complain...stop match making please...Please nobody should contact pinky that they are looking for wife or husband oh, if w happen dont come complaining to me eeeeeeh.

The lady does not want to marry a younger guy and you cant force her, its her mindset...I was always attracted to older men and i wanted to marry one but when i met my hubby we were the same age and i saw the difference and liked that i didnt have to marry someone i would walk on egg shells around or be showing over respect to be agood wife.....I still imagine if i would still be married if i had married an older man......I know the answer though..LOL

Leave the lady alone and make sure people are financially ready to marry before you introduce Ladies to them if you must.......Mscheeeeew

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