Hustle o make your shildren no go all those schools wey dem dey draw giraffe and cats on their walls. E go come dey write I am as Am. Been as being and Sell as sale.
Thinking of it now, it's true o @XP. Most big schools in my city here, nothing on their walls except the name of the schools. It's mostly all those iya moimoi private schools that draw stuff on their walls outside and inside
Hustle oh make you no turn to clothes packer for your neighbours when rain fail cos e go look somehow say you dey house,rain still come fall wet their clothes as dem no dey house.
Hustle o make dem begin invite your pikins for birthday party because now your pikins go spoil birthday pishure with their anyhow cloth/shoe and hair. Dem no get gift to dash the celebrant sef, so no invite for Dem.
Hustle o, hustle o, hustle o, awon 'I lyKke my woMan naIshuRral,' because d truth be say you know say one shingbai no dey your hand to buy wig or make up for pesin.
Hustle o my bvs so you can drop comments with your full chest, instead of going anonymous to spew vile so your goody two shoes blog id can be considered for give away🤣🤣🤣
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DeleteHustle O make small pikin no run from you o say ''That Uncle Beggy Beggy don dey come''
ReplyDeleteHustle o make your shildren no go all those schools wey dem dey draw giraffe and cats on their walls.
DeleteE go come dey write I am as Am. Been as being and Sell as sale.
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DeleteThinking of it now, it's true o @XP. Most big schools in my city here, nothing on their walls except the name of the schools. It's mostly all those iya moimoi private schools that draw stuff on their walls outside and inside
DeleteHustle o make your neighbour no recognize your branded Indo-mie or Dangote Salt T-shirt before them see your face...
ReplyDeleteHustle o make dem no dey tell you for owambe and other real parties say "aunty, rice dey but meat don finish o,no vex"
DeleteHustle O make your neighbours no talk say ''Uncle Bernard dey house e go pack my cloth from line''
ReplyDeleteUncle Bernard go helep us pay Nepa bill...
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DeleteHustle O make you no play football with small pikin. You do wrong pass. Boys go say ''I tell una say make we no allow this Uncle play e no get sense''
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DeleteHustle oh make you no turn to clothes packer for your neighbours when rain fail cos e go look somehow say you dey house,rain still come fall wet their clothes as dem no dey house.
ReplyDeleteHustle oo, make your friend no see your call begin say "wetin de worry this idiot sef? I know say im wan beg me for money again".
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DeleteHustle o make dem no hiss when they see your call and cut it off
Hustle oh, make your younger ones to threaten to troway your load outside because you correct them.
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DeleteHustle o, make dem stop to dey give you IV one day before event!
ReplyDeleteHustle o make dem no dey dash you N5k to go dey abuse strangers you no sabi their house online.
DeleteHustle O make your friends no see as person wey go dey snap picture for them, you no dey appear for picture at all at all
ReplyDeleteHustle O Make your happy new month message no make your friend no say ''Amara don't worry I will send the 5k to you''
ReplyDeleteHustle oòoo make they no turn you to bottle picker for family meeting..
ReplyDeleteHustle o make you no go dey hide to beg for giveaway.
DeleteHustle oooo make nobody day hiss when they see your call..
ReplyDeleteHustle o make dem no turn you to photographer during school alumni group photo.
DeleteHustle o so that people will sharpaly pick ur call,make dem no see ur call, come say,this one na beg dey make her call
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Hustle o make creditors no dey pursue left right center, even for your dream
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Hustle o make you no dey daydream say person dash you money
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ReplyDeleteanyhow person because of greencard
Hustle o make your friends no put you in charge of plate packing during their ceremony.
ReplyDeleteHustle O make you no turn charity case
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DeleteWeti bring all this vawulence this hot afternoon na??
Gifty!
DeleteGifty!!
How many times I call you?
Hustle o make jealousy kee your haters/enemies
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DeleteHustle o so you no go go cut yam for market
ReplyDeleteHustle so you fit sleep well for night
ReplyDeleteHustle oooo make you no post for SDK say you no subscribe your gotv because of BBN meanwhile na money you no get to subscribe am.
ReplyDeleteIn all hustle o.
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Hustle o make God use you bless others
ReplyDeleteHustle ooo make your teeth no serve as opener for family meeting,
ReplyDeleteHustle oooo make you no talk say NTA na your favorite channel.
Hustle ooo make you no download I phone ringing tone for your android phone.
ReplyDeleteHustle o, make you no carry wetin senior your mama marry because you wan travel.
ReplyDeleteMy brother hustle oooo make dey no give MC your name for occasion, he go hiss, squeeze the paper for him pocket and call another person name.
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DeleteHustle oooo make they no tell you for occasion say rice still dey but meat don finish.
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ReplyDeleteHustle o so that your neighbor will not hear your knock and off their generator or inverter thinking you have come to charge phone
ReplyDeleteHustle oooo make you no see enjoyment as waste of money.
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DeleteHustle oooo make them no blur your face for group picture.
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ReplyDeleteHustle oooo make your soap no flat like sim card.
ReplyDeleteHustle ooo make them nor invite you come your own papa burial unto say na them take care of the bills.
ReplyDeleteHustle o, make you no dey borrow to pay for passport.
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DeleteHustle oooo, make your Calls and messages no dey enter voice mail 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteHustle soooooo, make you no go snatch community prick wey get incurable std, no house and borrowed car.😲
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Hustle o, make you no dey visit unnecessary visit because of free food.😒
Hustle oooo! Make dem no use only the last minute of family meeting ask you 'ehen, any thoughts??'
Hustle, I say hustle o, make people stop to dey avoid your calls. As per everybody know say na only begging and bad news you sabi.
Hustle o, make dem no dey count things when you enter anywhere and when you commit.
Hustle o, make dem no by mistake give you money as per conductor.
Hustle oooo, make you no follow pesin wey dey use bread nylon as condom. ( I can never forget that comment abi chronicle)🤦♀️
Hustle o, make your siblings no use your aso abi as table cloth.🤣 (True story)
The last 2 na die😂😂😂😂
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteThe bread nylon post was a comment on one in house gist like that.
'ehen, any thoughts?’
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Hustle o, make you no dey form alpha malu for blog, 2k for street.
ReplyDeleteWho get this shade biko?
DeleteHe shul carry basin cum pack am o😃😃
Hustle o, make dem no use 1 cloth identify you. Na Tunji...ehen...Tunji na...green polo..
ReplyDeleteHustle o, make you no dey break people bed for a living... You go old one day.
ReplyDeleteHustle o make dem begin invite your pikins for birthday party because now your pikins go spoil birthday pishure with their anyhow cloth/shoe and hair. Dem no get gift to dash the celebrant sef, so no invite for Dem.
ReplyDeleteHustle o because I get am before no be property
ReplyDeleteHustle make your former days no better pass your latter days
ReplyDeleteHustle o make you no dey call your ex dey beg for money
ReplyDeleteHustle Hard oOoOO cos there's a huge difference between "Have a seat* and *find somewhere to sit*
ReplyDeleteHustle o, make gateman no see you begin frown face as you no dey drop something
ReplyDeleteHustle hard o, make your in-laws dey call you to greet you
ReplyDeleteHustle oooo, make e no be say na only inside dream you dey see betta food.😒
ReplyDeleteHustle o, make landlord no remind you about rent 6 months before e expire
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DeleteI can relate to this
Our caretaker always calls us three months to expiry of rent to remind us
Hustle make your children no ask you for old age say wetin you use your younger years do.(true life story o)
ReplyDeletemy brethren hustle o make you no dey off your mobile data😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteHustle o make your sister or brother pikin no ask you say "sebi you sef born pikin, why you no ask am for money?"
ReplyDeleteHustle o make you no dey use opera mini browse without pictures😂😂
ReplyDeleteHustle o make you no dey fight for occasion because of food
ReplyDeleteHustle o make your neighbour generator no disturb you.
ReplyDeleteHustle o so that you go begin like and comment on vacation pictures of your friends.
ReplyDeleteHustle o, hustle o, hustle o, awon 'I lyKke my woMan naIshuRral,' because d truth be say you know say one shingbai no dey your hand to buy wig or make up for pesin.
ReplyDeleteJeeeez😂
DeleteHustle make you no dey carry nylon for your bag wey you go use pack food and drinks when you go occasion😂😂
ReplyDeleteHustle o so that when something lost for compound, dem no go suspect you
ReplyDeleteHustle o, so in case jollof rice no reach you for occasion, you no go dey vex, dey hate on people wey share food
ReplyDeleteHustle hard make pastor no dey use your name do bad example when preaching
ReplyDeleteHustle o, so your spouse no go say you come from a family of paupers
ReplyDeleteGuys I am on roll🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteToday sweet die, off to boxing ring😂
Hustle hard make bank security no dey waste your time for entrance door.
ReplyDeleteHustle o make you begin carry your children enter inside shopping mall.
ReplyDeleteHustle hard so you will stop seeing birthday cake as waste of money
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂
DeleteHustle o my bvs so you can drop comments with your full chest, instead of going anonymous to spew vile so your goody two shoes blog id can be considered for give away🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteUmunnem hustle o so you won't be cooking up sob stories to fleece people of their money
ReplyDeleteI say hustle so you will not claim to be a widow/widower cuz of giveaway
ReplyDeleteHustle o, you hear, make Shoprite by the bread counter no turn to studio for you.
ReplyDeleteHustle o, I say hustle o, no be to born pikin dey look for how to feed am yam and beans at 3 months.😏
ReplyDeleteHustle o, hustle hard o. Make 5 years no pass, you dey warm past grievances like soup.
ReplyDeleteHustle o, I say hustle o, so that you go dey call person wey you fit born 'momma', afi momma gbokpa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteHustle oo, so your car fuel gauge would not always be red and you use your remaining energy to rack your brain and end up suspecting fuel attendants
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DeleteHustle o oooh hustle noooo, hustle oooooo so you no go dey use piece of meat train your pikin.
ReplyDeleteHustle ooooooo, no go marry wetin you no understand because of generational hunger.
ReplyDeleteHustle Ooooh!!! So when your pikin vex, e go fit go upstairs. Make he no vex go passage where tenants go dey ask shey mummy/daddy e lu e ni 😂😂😂
ReplyDelete😂
DeleteHustle o, make dem no use one lean shawarma and half cup ice cream toast you.
ReplyDeleteHustle o, better hustle, so that you will stop condemning every little thing as 'worldly things' mean while na poverty and 3D hunger dey worry you.
ReplyDeleteHustle o,you hear? So that people no go dey always call you eat remnant wey dem no wan throwaway. As per 2 legged bingo wey you be.😒
ReplyDeleteHustle, make eye service no woundjure you for eye.
ReplyDeletehustle o make babe no save your number as tear tear boxers lolol
ReplyDelete