BV Milkshakes joined BV Posh in teaching us how to blow grammar. Vicky is teaching us how to use our tenses correctly while Milky is teaching us how to infuse big grammar into our tenses, thank you to our blog English teachers. BVs are saying Milky is a copycat and that he should look for his own idea.
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BV Teejay on last Sunday Gist boulevard post told us that he have seen plenty BVs, he said he have seen about 8 popular BVs and according to him, they're hotter than fire. Teejay also said he hasn't seen BV Zaram but he heard Kim K and Beyonce combined has nothing on her.
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On Monday spontaneous post, BV Games Mistress wondered if she can ever speak good English, those type of English that sounds like a melodious song to the ear. She said her English language is poor because she attended nursery and primary school where they teach them English language with Yoruba dialect. She has been using Google pronunciation to pronounce some words and her daughter is tired of her gbagauns.
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On Monday in house news, Stella posted Phoenix's picture. She asked how person go see complete package like Phoenix and want to make her second wife, o wrong nah. Stella said she's not stingy with contacts but called on single, hardworking and well grounded young men looking for their better half to apply.
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BV IJEOMA PH on Tuesday Spontaneous post commented on cleanliness and care of the skin. She advised BVs with irritating white patches on their face(nose) to use hand grove(sic) sponge to bathe and wash their face properly instead of using the normal sponge. She said using the hand grove and nice cream would help you glow. She gave the advice because someone close to her lost a relationship due to poor hygiene.
Some BVs disagreed with her and said exfoliating sponge are not meant to be used daily and that it's wrong to scrub the face with sponge.
Some BVs were like, Ijeoma Kai nah, you don dey abroad, ditch the accent and speak/write tush English.
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An Anon commented on Tuesday Spontaneous post that s/he is broke and angry. And he's displeased about it.
Another Anon replied that s/he was in similar position about 2mnths ago before Stella chose her for 10k giveaway which sustained her till s/he received her salary. The Anon thanked Stella and told her the 5k, 10k giveaway she does goes a long way for BVs.
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On Tuesday in house news, Stella announced that she needs two people who can cull entertainment news for her back to back for a period of 2mnths. She said the starting salary no too choke but e dey okay but the applicants must have a working phone as she no ready to buy phone for anybody.
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On Tuesday in house news, someone sent Stella a mail regarding Phoenix's second wife/numbered wife issue, the person said there's nothing wrong in being numbered say na love and peace of mind be the Koko.
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BV Pretty Girlie posted a countdown to her birthday which is on August 22nd on Tuesday in house news.
One of our blog teachers, Milkshakes wished her "in addy". Some anons told Milky that it's wrong English and told him that addy is a short form for address. Milky told the anons to cry today, cry tomorrow and go hug transformer, he's going to wish anyone in addy.
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An Anon posted on Tuesday in house news that Portable and Alaafin wife gist dey off her. Upon the babe's classiness, she nor no wetin e dey find for Portable side.
Martins told the Anon to stop playing, that the babe and class no suppose dey the same sentence, ogogoro no be vodka. He told the Anon to stop confusing class with pomade (packaging).
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An Anon on Tuesday in house news told BVs that if they have GenZ employees that are willing to work, they should encourage them, give them rewards and tasks because the *strategic hires" they have with in their company dey use headache do souvenir for them for office.
The Anon said the ones that are employed because the boss is looking for a favour from their parents worse gan. She said the strategic hires they have equals to strategic incompetence. Any small thing, them go dey shout mental health. The one that was mistakenly posted to the anon's department, the Anon showed them millennial craze, the GenZ do normal sharperly. She wondered if there are GenZ armies and if there are, whether they complain about mental health to their commandant.
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On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV Pearl asked Stella how her birthday go be. She asked her if she's going to post her account details so that her lovers go choke her account with credit alerts.
Stella replied her that she'll post her account details.
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On Wednesday in house news, Stella posted that among the applicants for her entertainment stories was a BV that messaged her on Whatsapp that sent her a long story. She said it's unbelievable that the person is applying via WhatsApp and also sending her a long story as entertainment news.
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Stella also said that after her birthday, she would support some businesses with the monies she gets after posting her account details on the blog and on Instagram. She chose BV Mide as the first beneficiary.
Stella Said she misses BV Jeweluchi chocolate noir that went off without contacting her. She said she has tried to reach her but to no avail. We pray that she's fine, well and alive.
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BV Esther Okoro posted on Thursday spontaneous post that she got a call from her mom that her dad is under serious health attack. She stated that her dad has been sick for about one month. She appealed to BVs to pls pray for her dad. May God grant him speedy recovery.
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BV Oki royalty announced on Thursday spontaneous post that she's bored and lonely because she's been single for 8mnths.
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Some BVs posted on Thursday spontaneous post that they skip Pinky's column not because it's not educative and interesting but because na so so sad stories. They begged him to pls try to bring sweet stories sometimes because country don hard already.
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An Anon asked why SDKblog goes off by 5pm, Stella explained to the Anon on Thursday in house news that she logs of internet at that time to spend time with her hubby and Bambinos. She said that no amount of money or fame fit take away her family time.
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BV Paris narrated her encounter with a man that wanted to buy her dreadlocks after she got Amala and ogunfe from her fave abula spot. Paris on Thursday in house news said this man was just honking at her but she no gree look back, he moved close to her and told him to sell some of her locs to him, Paris binded and casted him, she said in her mind, if na you them send, tell them you no see me. The man got angry and was hurling insults at her because Paris no sell her hair give him.
Lyrix confirmed that just like Paris' hairstylist, her stylist told her people buy locs for very expensive prices. Lyrix packs her hair home after trimming at the salon.
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BV Candy on Thursday in house news discovered a new method of boiling tomatoes and pepper before blending instead of blending then boil. Candy said this method made her jollof come out very fine and tasty. She almost ate pots and cutlery.
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On Thursday in house news, BV Dante that was supposed to be on social media break showed up with an update for "real men", he said "If her friend(s) do hook-up.. She does hook-up too bro.." BVs didn't agree with him. Dante said he went offline to clear his head frm Naija girls unbelievable doings wan burst baba head. He'still not fully back.
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On Friday spontaneous post, BV Oki royalty wondered why some people cannot do without following trends. Oki said she's not moved by having tatts, multiple piercing, pink lips etc. BVs told her to leave others to do what pleases them with their body and those things she listed aren't bad. BV Kidjo revealed she has never fixed eyelashes or artificial nails but doesn't judge those that or see anything wrong with it.
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BV Fidel on Friday in house news made an appreciation comment for our blog teacher, Vicky posh. She thanked Vicky for taking it upon herself to make sure we speak good English. Fidel said Vicky is her most valuable BV and when it's time for award and she's not around to vote, her vote should be counted.
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On Friday in house news, BV Kelvin after been unable to comment on the blog posted that if BV Vicky Posh isn't doing copy and paste then, he's giving her plenty tuales because he thought she teachings are copied.
BV told Kelvin, dapada. Don't slander our blog treasure because if you do, erukus plenty to fight the war.
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BV Praise on Saturday spontaneous post brought the hot, spicy gist that happened at the engagement ceremony she went. She said the bride's mom and dad haven been separated for a very long time had to come together and sit side by side for their daughter's big day. Bride's mom was shining and her dress was dressing but the dad's attire was attiring at all. MC told bride's mom to kneel before the bride's dad to thank him for joining their daughter with her husband, mama said for here? forgerrit. She sat down and said it with a straight face. Wahala wear kokoshoe.
Till I come your way next week, stay safe. Make I go mekwe, the weather too cold.
Bz BV OnzinGATE
LoL @ Dante that was supposed to be on social media break.
ReplyDeleteWell done Oyin dear.
Our wife, how is Dante?
DeleteSend our greetings to him
No be bv Oyingate compile this o. The grammar! haba! Stella have mercy on us biko. What is she have, he have. They has.
ReplyDeleteCome and take a huge. You are too much.
ReplyDeleteYou don change your name?😄😄😄😄😄. You no wan cause tribal war with onyi and oyin🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. You are doing well
Nice one Oyin
ReplyDeleteWhat is mekwe?
SDK you wrote Bz Bv OnzinGATE at the end see
Have you tried searching the word on Google first?
DeleteSome of you (mental) laziness is beyond imagination
Lol
DeleteIt's Oyin that deliberately did that
Copycat? I choputas not
I am versatile and not stuck on a lone content
I have always showed my versatility on this blog since time immemorial
My 2021 to 2023 comments are still on the net up until now to so check
You are "versatile" indeed. Oga shift! Your "versatility" that will appear when it's time to do "copy copy".
DeleteAnd you want to "teach" whoever but you aren't teachable yourself.
Never accepting when you are wrong. Instead na to use big big, cut and join "Engrish" wey dey confuse you, yourself upandan.
Please, I want to ask, are you are coconut head?
*Are you a coconut head? (I meant to type)
DeleteThe bitterness wey dey happen for dis domot dey choke person.You come even make mistake on top person case Anon1807
DeleteMS no suppose dey threaten you for here naa
Bv Esther...the Lord will heal your dad.
ReplyDeleteJehovah is Rapha!
Mc Pinky...I resorted to reading comments first before reading his column. It's that serious.
Some days it's mad humor, some others it's horrific.
Methinks he should reduce the level of weirdness,it's rubbing off wrongly. He's good at it though.
Candy...your recipe.👍
Which one is you don't know how to make akara and moimoi?
Stop that play. You've been a Bv for long na, use Google copy procedures many bvs dropped.
Milkshakes...I circled his name the day he said that "Anambra State is the least developed State in the South East. What?😲
That doesn't mean he's not going to ply his trade, I actually read every comment he drops, judiciously 😂
The days he's making sense I learn, the days he's not I just murmur *agúú ajóka"(no interpretation please. Haha)🤭
Vicky Posh 🥰🤗
Thanks for the English lessons too. I'm peeping from the window(some know why) but you're good babe with a few errors.
10 teachers are not even enough for this blog, the gbagaun eh,I read with one eye biko.
Inukwa typing "needless as needles".
One Anony is trying as a corrector,me no fit.
Instead of being an eyesore,make una type in pidgin or native dialect.
Who speaks English in Spain, India or Germany?
Be bold, type your language, Ste go enable am.
"I am still on bed". Aarrgghh.
Shocking blunders on every post.
#oginidi
Make I enter water jare.🛀
There are "a few errors"? I haven't noticed o. Ehn mama be pointing them out na... I take those classes seriously o
DeleteInteresting much
DeleteXP Momma, i tried the akara recipe, and my akara came out flat. I just gave up jare.
DeleteFidel...yeah.
DeleteI'll drop one out of the 4 for decency sake.
About the NYSC Anthem, I'm sorry the term "under the sun" is actually an idiomatic expression referring to the days ahead after the 3 weeks orientation when you may have to toil in the creeks, remote villages or crannies struggling to make a change or pushing a great idea you came with from ideation to formation to completion or thereabout. The letter accompanying any NYSC award explains it better.
You may not necessarily work in the sun, could be in an enclosed environment like a school or an air-conditioned office while ransacking your brains to effect a change.
Read the back of your degree certificate well. You'll find helpful connotations.
In addition, I loved the last lecture, I was smiling scrolling down but I didn't see where she dropped the right way to use the Titles because if you're an Engr or a Pharmacist and you get a Doctorate Degree in your field, Dr swallows all other titles even after you've gotten a Ph.D in literary arts. I believe it'll form part 2 of her lessons as the days come by.🤐
There's nothing like Engr Dr. Fidel Udeh. Naaa. Just Dr. Fidel Udeh. Again,there's nothing like Prof. Dr. Fidel Udeh just Prof Fidel Udeh. The Prof title supercedes the Dr title.
In religious settings, if you're a lady Knight, the Vicarage can issue you letters bearing Lady Dr. Fidel Udeh.
It's allowed because it's a religious world.
I know so. Rocking all the titles conveniently. 😉😂
Agụụ ajoka na eziokwu. 😁
Delete@bv oyin. Thank you for the update. Always look forward to it 🥰🤗
ReplyDeleteMore ink to your pen, Oyin👍
ReplyDelete🤣Oyin, e no reach like dat na. Kudos babes. 🙌🙌
ReplyDeleteThank you Oyin I never knew Stella replied until now
ReplyDeleteWell done Oyin
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣 this Oyin you sabi work well🤣🤣 I laughed throughout.
ReplyDeleteThanks dear 😘💕
@ BV Kidjo, I have not done that before. I prefer it natural sometimes to allow face breath, and do 'make up' occasionally. I don't like it when someone uses those artificial fingers long nails to prepare food. Not judging those that do it. Just my opinion.
ReplyDelete@ BV Kidjo, I have not done that before. I prefer it natural sometimes to allow face breath, and do 'make up' occasionally. I don't like it when someone uses those artificial fingers long nails to prepare food. Not judging those that do it. Just my opinion.
ReplyDelete@ BV Ijeoma, different skin type. What works for Mr A's skin may not be good for Mr B's skin.
ReplyDelete@ BV Ijeoma, different skin type. What works for Mr A's skin may not be good for Mr B's skin.
ReplyDelete@ Anon, some become introvert depends where you find yourself. Let me use myself as example, I'm a calm type but not really that introvert type. Where i stay , I find it hard to adapt or relate with people around. Not like I have anything against them, I do with positive mindsets.
ReplyDelete@ Anon, some become introvert depends where you find yourself. Let me use myself as example, I'm a calm type but not really that introvert type. Where i stay , I find it hard to adapt or relate with people around. Not like I have anything against them, I do with positive mindsets.
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