Everyone has a first time they were toasted by same gender or opposite gender...(Toasting refers to being asked to be someones boyfriend or girlfriend)
What was your reaction the first time you were toasted..... Did you agree immeidiately or said No? did you agree later? Did you report to anyone that you had been toasted? A t what age were you toasted`?
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Lol! Those love letter writing days, I think I was 13 when I got my first love letter, hehehehe nah! I didn't bother to respond because I knew those guys were just looking for who to play with.
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ReplyDeleteSecondary school, it was done by proxy, the girl sent her friend that was in my class to help do the toasting..
Omo, come see as I dey poporiππHead just dey swell as belle dey sweet me say babe like meπ€π€ and the babe no bad at all tooπ
I told her I'll think about itππ
Whenever I see the babe I go come dey shyππ until the babe joined us to play basketball π after school and was just throwing bumbum at me, later cornered me and gave me one mouthful kissππ
Omo, come see as I dey bounce as I dey go house, e sure me say my leg no dey touch ground as I dey waka.. homeboys moveππ
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DeleteNa dat girl fess dash you liver for this lifeπ. We need to find her and ask her what she mixed with the saliva dat day. In other news, I don epp you see virgin for Big Brother house o. Her name na Ilebaye. Please don't show this my response to Super o. I no get strength for her jelosi wahala for blog before she go nack person spiritual 2 by 2
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Big brother and virgin in the same sentence ππ..
Make Una dey play oh..
BTW, see my Baby looking at you from above..
Make I do like useless husband wey you won give am babe for him wife front:-
Whats the meaning of this nonsense, did I tell you I'm not contented with my wife? Please don't ever say this rubbish to me if not I and my family would cut off totally from youπ€¨
#sms later at night..
No vex, you know say iyawo hear you, I just dey act film, abeg run me the babe number.. you be sure person, ma realest geeππ
Lol.. @Amy
DeleteThe funny thing was that the friend she sent also use to 'kolobi' me in an empty class after school hours ohππ those girls were just taking advantage of a naive young handsome boyππ
PS: by 'kolobi' I mean smooching and stuff, no sex
ππππ two of you are very funny. Abeg leave me alone I dey vex right now.
DeleteKolobi as per rag doll with no mind of its own abi ?
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Lol.. I insulted the boy ehn, cursed him in a way that he changed the whole thing and threatened to beat me π he even reported me to my elder brother. Las las my brother counseled me and thought me how to say no in a polite way π Good old days
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DeleteOmo you were really an amotekun babe in the past oh..
As if the rejection wasn't enough, you come still dey curse am join ππ, you know all the will power the boy gather to approach you?
Baba change am for you sharply as you won finish him self-esteem with insultππ
This question made me smile, took me down memory lane. Will be back with the gist.
ReplyDeleteMe too. I smiled remembering the good old days when rapists and ritualists were not many. I used to feel so good as a beautiful girl that I was. I would wear bum shorts and skimpy gowns to flaunt my fresh legs and thighs. Guys would fall over each other to toast me.
DeleteThe man I am talking with today,toasted me 16years ago,he doesn't know,met him recently on a night I was walking down. He is on my case ,I rejected him 16years and still not interested in him.
ReplyDeleteSweet sweet feeling....its makes me so happy and aware of my self plus the shakara I do...even now that I'm married people toast me in front of my husband!!! Lol I miss my single days and my skimpy wears
ReplyDeleteToast you Infront of your husband? No respect for the man??
DeleteThat was in SS1. I got admitted to a new school. I was going home with some of my class mates when I heard a whistling noise behind me. I looked back and saw four boys wearing my school uniform. The first boy gave me a signal that his friend wants to talk with me. I did not answer them and continued moving. The said friend hurried towards me and told me he will like to take a minute of my time. I said for what?, he could not say anything more. His friends started laughing. My class mates started laughing too and moved forward. I hissed and walked away. The next day, he was in my class with his friends during break time. They called me out that I insulted a prefect. They asked me to kneel down. I started crying because I hate cane and I was new in the school. One of my class mates went and called our school counselor who came and rescued me. I went home and narrated the whole thing to my mum who later told my dad. My dad reported the boys to our vice principal. The boys where called out during morni assembly. The main boy was given punishment to cut a portion of the school field by the vice principal. Did he leave me alone NO. Nature' brought me and the said guy to the same higher institution. We are still friends Sha.
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ReplyDeleteI can't even remember the first time or first person that toasted me but I remember I was still very young, the one I remember well is by a classmate of mine in Jss 2.
Now I was and I'm still very beautiful, sultry looking with a soft radiant caramel skin, like Ini Edo's skin. People don't believe I'm over 40 with kids. This is why I can't remember the first as a fine girl that I was π
Back to my classmate, he was tall, dark and handsome. Well behaved and above average in class. I was brilliant too, among the top three in class. We were quite close as friends. We played , laughed, did our homework together after closing, walked home together with other students,etc.
Then, he had these spoilt group of boys that he played with, I think they advised him to toast me.
He did by coming out straight and telling me he likes me so much, I should be his girlfriend. I told him we should remain friends.
In truth, I liked him too but I was scared of doing more than friendship at that age (14), so we remained friends till two years after, then we started dating. The dating was not like nowadays' kids own where they gbensh and even do s*x video.
We would play and laugh in school, exchange gifts, walk home holding hands, meet up during weekends to stroll while holding hands, gist and steal a sweet kiss once in a while.
We did not go further even though we enjoyed the kiss. Oh, I remember touching his rod one day, boy had a very big and long something at 16. I avoided that side.
After we graduated from secondary school, we were both 18. We did it π€£. I will share details of our first gbenshing when that topic comes up. That one is a long story on its own, very funny too. OMG π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππππ laughing seriously as I remember it now.
You did it? Una get mind. During my time if I think of my mother or my father, I go jus forget sey I be female sef. I am very much interested in your gist ooo. I really enjoyed this one. π Youths now are so daring at way younger ages.
Delete18:32, you did?π€£ I will share that one on the right post.
DeleteI also feared my parents but they were too strict, they were not close to their kids and as an only girl, I found succour in the company of friends and that boy. Very calm and well behaved boy.
I have made my kids my friends, I learnt from my lonely life.
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DeleteNo na π don't walk away abeg come and gist us.
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ReplyDeleteMine was when I was in ss2. I've a school mate that we go to sch together,when I finish I go to her house and we proceed to sch. Each time I come her immediate younger brother would just be smiling sheeply at me. Then he started dashing me stuff like short cake biscuits,I'll collect and thank him. If I'm not mistaken thatboy gave me almost a carton of shortcake biscuits. Then one day he just showed up in our house in the evening. I thought he brought more biscuits o,only for him to say we should take a walk. Gozie walk to where kwanu. I followed him out because I don't want my people to see us together. He started doing touch touch hian gozie what's this na. He now said I should understand na,all the biscuits he'd been giving me I should atleast show appreciation. That was when it dawned on me. I insulted him,in fact we started exchanging insultsπ he now said I must pay him back all the biscuits he'd given me. He started waylaying me on the road to beat me. I had to report him and he now left me but we don't pass same road. Chai π memories. He's now a big boy in Germany.
Lol I had a good laugh!
DeleteI had a school mate or I have a school mate. That is not how to use "I've"
DeleteGozie the shortbread philanthropistπ. He be wan use biscuit enter my babe but whossai!ππ€£. I still have the beautiful letter I got in JSS 2 in one of my boxes back home. Na Cicero toast meπ. Grammar o pooo. Na dictionary abi encyclopedia I take translate the letter. Ike gwuru.
Deleteπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£. When you were collecting biscuits nko.
DeleteSee wetin shortcake biscuits wan cause. π And then the quality was real nice.
DeleteDem gist you with shortcake biscuits?πππ
DeleteAnd you sef, you be tiff!!! She say "I thought he brought more biscuits"πππ
Shortcake kee you there
Fidel you have to be calming down
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Lol... I received a well written love letter when i was in SS2. The guy handwriting is so legible. We never dated sha. We just remained friends.
ReplyDeleteI started having toaster from age 14 but didn't take it serious cos I felt I was not beautiful or boys were just after my innocent me until one day I went out with group of my classmate (girls) we were six in numbers and I always felt I was the ugliest among them. We were in SS2 age 15 or so. We left school to one of my friends housel who just moved far away from our school we were like going to see her house. On getting to her area a cute neighbor of hers approached her and greet us and directly ask to speak to me privately to the surprised of my friends including me. That was how my first real toasting started plus love my cousin rest my brain by burning all the cards, portraits and pictures he sent to me. I still rem him but cant really recollect his face anymore.
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ReplyDeleteMy first love letter was by one guy, that came for hols at my nieghbours house, very fine boy! I and my sis read and laughed eh, my aunt saw the letter and gave the guy better warning not to come near me, but he didn't, the guy get sweet mouth eh, he got my number somehow before he left and was calling and whispering sweet nothings but I no send am.
He got your number kwa? So you even get phone that time? Rich kid!
DeleteFidel do you know her age? She may be a 90s kid
Deletecan’t remember the first time I was toasted
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DeleteIt was during my grandfather burial, this man ,I think he must be married sef, he's my uncles friend, they came from Lagos with plenty swagger. I was just 10 or 11 years old for that matter, he said I should clap for him for being my first toaster π€£, anyway to buy back his pride when I said I no do, uncle form say he was only testing me o. So it was testing and not toasting ,agbaya.i think he was an OAP that time, those days that we call them radio presenter
ReplyDeleteThe guy was in s.s 2. In a different school. I gave him tough time. Before him they were about 3. I didn't have time for them. Till this guy came and was disturbing me for like a year. I then accepted him. He letter told me that he wanted to eat and go to the next but the tough time I gave him made him value me. And the relationship was sweet. Oh the good old days.
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DeleteSS 1, came to my school to do something, asked me for directions, I helped him, then he started talking to me that he liked me and everything. It didn't lead anywhere sha, gisted my friends when I got back and they teased me a bit about him.
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