MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings!!!

IN HOUSE MEMO

God bless you!!!

Weather hot one kind,e dey touch!

Aynthing i need to know?

Tight hugs!

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GIST

Good day Stella, 

 Fever has been dealing with me ooo, few days ago my kid sister came and decided to take us out, I was just sitting there like vulture wey rain beat, na so one brother waka come meet me, he said he's been looking at me from afar, I said okay, hope no problem, he said no that he just likes me, I said okay, we chatted about a lot of things.

He knows the terrain more than me, I enjoyed his company so much, we exchanged numbers, so today being on Sunday, he called me to meet him somewhere, I did, he ordered fish and drinks, I told him am on drugs, so they
brought malt for me, the way he attacked the fish surprised me so I held back my spoon and allowed him to continue.....

He was just there eating like some rat, he kept whinning about how nice the peppersoup is, he ordered another one, mind you that each plate is about 5k or so cos na full fish, the 2nd one came about 15mins later, while he was waiting for the fish, we were chatting, the last time we talked, he said he was into Real Estate but today he said he's a surveyor, I still gree, I no argue, if you see the way he chewed the entire fish bone eeh, he even jokingly said he wished there's fufu, he for really enjoy himself, I'm like is he hungry? 

I kinda got irritated with the licking of fingers, all that chewing and talking at the same time, na so the people bring bill ooo, he stared at it and smiled, he said it's a small change, he dipped his left hand into his pocket and screamed, pressed the other one and screamed some more, he said he left his wallet in his car, he said he didn't want to drive and because he's taking a public vehicle, he wouldn't want to come out with his expensive phone and that's the exact line he uses for his every banking transactions, he told the girl to go that he will call her soon, she left....

He turned to me and said "My love ( Hmmmmm iwo ati ta ni?), please transfer money to them, once i get home, I will double the money and transfer to you, I hate it when I get embarrassed for things I'm way bigger than, I told him I understand and that's not a problem, so I told him that my app uses network to work and I don't have data, and I had only 500 naira left on me, I asked him if he had any money on him for me to get card, he gave me 1k and said it was all he had, there's one aboki we normally carry old rubber slippers to and in return, he gives us small rubber basin, so I had a bag with me and na that old slippers full inside, so I told him to please watch over the bag for me while I get voucher to subscribe and transfer money for a fish I didn't eat, he agreed, na so I get up comot, he got tired of waiting and decided to call me, I told him that it is not good for dog to chop poopoo and then goat teeth go come de rotten, I blocked his number, a guy cannot guy a guy yo-yo..... tankiuuuu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I was reading and shaking that you should not fall mugu ooooooo.

So you did not eat the peppersoup? Ah you fall hand...

This is another love format.

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Do You Know Who I Am? 

This is a rhetorical question often asked by we Nigerians especially when faced with  potentially contentious situations . We use the question to inadvertently warn our adversary not to mistakenly underestimate our very lethal hidden arsenal especially by way of means and ‘connections’. It is expected to make them think twice before taking us on. 

But really who are you? Many of us do not even know who we really are. We have not done enough study on ourselves to adequately equip us for the journey of life. We are not courageous enough  to do a thorough and hard self examination to discover our strengths, weaknesses, opportunities and threats. 

Most of us, know who we will like to be but just do not have the strength of character and purposefulness to aggressively chase our dreams to conclusion. Rather, we indulge in fancies of ‘building castles in the air’, pretending  to be what we are not. Yet we want to be treated with utmost respect. Unfortunately, respect is best earned, not demanded. 

For example, by the time you ask your subordinate ‘do you know I am your boss?’ You have already lost the plot. 

The journey to self success and actual self actualisation starts with self discovery and a simple way to self discover is what is known as a Personal Statement. 

What is a personal statement? 

It is a self authored write up often required to secure a place or role in an establishment. It is meant to tell the story of your life, purpose, aspirations and achievements powerfully rendered in a few paragraphs but strong enough to paint a vivid and very imaginative picture of who you are. It is different from a straight-jacketed resume or CV. 

If you have never written one before, then now is a good time. If you have, how compelling and truthful is it? This week, purpose to write or update your personal statement. 

So when next you have the need to ask the question ‘do you know who I am?’ At least you will have the benefit of answering yourself first. 

If public relations is the art of telling compelling stories, then the stories must begin with you!

Welcome Monday and I wish you all a very blessed week ahead!

Yomi Badejo-Okusanya (YBO) is the Lead Partner at CMC Connect LLP (Perception Consulting) and he writes from Lagos.

Thumbs up

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For those asking, this is BV StPhoenix Elsewhere....

She is beautidul and still single because there are no more honest men out there....How can you see a woman like this and be contacting me that you want to Marry her as second wife and when i refuse you tell me that the choice is not mine to make....

Oga my No is my No....

The Available young men are still hustling and running away from committment......

Please i am not stingy with contacts like i was accused of oh....If you are ready to settle down and you wanna give it a try with this lovely young woman, i can give you her contact, thereafter it is none of my business.......

Have a nice day and send in your photo if you are bold enough to be single and searching....


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