Friday In House News..

 Fantastic Finally Friday Hailings!

IN HOUSE MEMO

Heres hoping that you are having a good day? Keep it simple and stay away from toxic people, especially the ones who think they know too much misread every move you make..

Stay away from people with slef esteem issues and insecurity issues, they will try to drag you down with them and try to blame you for whatever they are going through..

The worst of all are people who never stop reminding you of any mistakes you supposedly make, this group of people are horrible, please avoid them....

Make time for people who know how to laugh and create jokes from tense situations, people ready to learn and ready to teach you...

Walk away after you make your point known and if its getting to an altercation, either dont bother with it.....

I still have not made the banana bread i wanted to bake because the minute i told my Bambino that the recipe says Mama and son must do it together, he postponed it and said he would let me know when he is ready..hahahahahahaahahhaha God abeg...

Enjoy the Friday and stay Blessed......

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GIST

Good afternoon Stella, E don red ooo....

E get one police man that works with a bank here, this man has a thing for small small girls, if ten small small girls pass, this man go call 9 out of the 10, he is from Akwa-Ibom and he has the Ibom tongue, there's no day I don't pray that he will land himself inside one big trouble...

So on this afternoon, I was just sitting down minding my own business when I saw some people wey de back-slap one small geh, oya show us, where is the person, na so them push am enter the bank premises, the CSO came out and told them to take the drama outside, na so body come de sweet me, we come gather ooo...

They said Uncuu Olopa chop the geh, the girl said he deflowered her, he said he didn't, that the girl was such a pro, okay them come ask am whether he ever asked the girl her age, he said yes, that the girl told him that she's 13 but he shouldn't worry that she will impress him, Ahhhh, them come wozz am better slap, him mouth tear....

Na so one woman waka come, come talk say " Ah you this man again?" Them come ask am whether such thing don happen before, she said yes, that the man r#ped her daughter last year, Oturugbeke!! 

Na so them give am slide down, he land for ground, come see beating, I been wan do video but they said anybody wey try to raise phone go collect wetin pass the man beating, they beat this man sottey he almost collapsed, my neighbours them come de beg, I no gree beg ooo, infact I urged them to beat him more or even cut off him joystick:

They told him if he's aware that the girl is pregnant, he said yes, that though he told the girl that he's not the one because his doctor told him that he can't impregnate a girl again because him dingdon don spoil but he promised to carry the girl to hospital to remove the pregnancy::

  Na so them tear Olopa cloth comot for him body, na so them put am for motor carry am comot ooo, it's almost close of work but we never see am, even the bank people no come outside sef, I been no know say them wicked like that... let me continue praying, I am praying for him to come home alive...

 Shammmmmmmaaaaaammmaaaa (praying in tongues) Stella did you feel the prayers from there??

Sick behaviour....A 13 year old pregnant? Jesus Christ of Nazareth!!!...This thing scares me so much, I dont know how i would have handled the girl child...A big shout out to Mothers raising the girl child, please dont close your eyes ooooooooo...Be on alert 24/7 and teach them the right thing to do and to confide in you....


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PINKYS CORNER

I wonder why some people just love violence. Can't they just solve things with ease instead of making everything look like it's war. ogaoooo..Wetin man eye dey see ehn, infact. They say customers are always right but no be when you come my shop kan try rubbish with me just because I don't like trouble.

I was jejely at my shop when a lady brought a phone. She said she has issue with the screen then I told her my price and also made her understand that, screens are of two types. We have the original screen and the other ones, so also their prices differs. We both discussed , then she dropped her phone and told me, she will be back soon because I told her I will need advance before I can fix any screen. She didn't show up until after two days. She said she doesn't have up to what I billed her and I gave her the phone but fortunately for me, I have unscrewed the phone and used a permanent marker to give both the down board and the main panel an hidden sign. why? I do this often time to people's phone because I know, you might come back to say, you are not repairing again then take it to another engineer. The engineer might change the panel or down board then make you feel it was the first person you gave that did such. I know this because I learnt this from the guy who taught me how to repair phones. Just to avoid issue.
So, she took the phone from me and left, after like two hours, she came back with a guy who challenged me that I have changed their panel, blablabla. I was so mad but I kept calm because I was busy fixing a Samsung screen I bought for someone for 45k. 

The guy walked up to me because I didn't answer them, he held my hand and was shouting, telling me to provide their panel. I told him I don't know what he is talking about and if there is any issue, they should go back to the engineer they gave(because he said, the engineer they gave fixed a new screen but the phone wasn't coming up). After what I told him, I kept quiet and got busy with the Samsung I was fixing but this guy kicked the small table and the screen fell and broke( I laugh abi). 

I stood up and he thought I wanted to fight him, then he punched me. My neighbors at the shop came and I explained and told them he has broken a new screen I just bought (Note: I didn't tell them the kind of screen he broke). Then I told my neighbor to please follow us to the engineer they gave the phone. Before we left, he was bragging saying "if this mumu guy provide our panel I go buy the screen, how much be phone screen".
On getting to the place with two of my neighbors, I asked the guy why did he changed their panel? my neighbors were looking at me while the guy and the girl who owns the phone was busy shouting behind me. Fortunately for me and unfortunately for the mumu engineer, he was fixing the same kind of phone (Hot 30). Then I asked them to please tell the engineer to give me the phone with him that I need to check something. He was so angry and was like, oyah check, if you no see am, I swear, we go fight baaje. I just smiled with confidence because everyone doesn't know why I was smiling. He gave me the phone and I asked him to unscrew the panel and give to me, when he did, I told them he was the one who changed it but they didn't believe.They asked me how I got to know that, then I showed them the red permanent marker I used to give it a mark and asked them to instruct him to unscrew their own downboard to see if they won't see the same sign and if not, then I'm ready to buy another phone.

They did as instructed and they were surprised. I explained reason behind that action to them. The lady who owns the phone was busy shouting at the engineer which I'm not even bothered about then I just hold the mumu guy for trouser and told him to follow me back to my shop so we could sort out the screen he broke(Note: I was the one who paid for bike to convey myself and my neighbors to the place to and fro). we both was on the same bike. On our way going, he was bragging and saying, the screen no fit pass 10k, I no even talk anything until we got to my shop and I asked my neighbors who also alighted from another bike to please help me pick the screen up where it was. I told him it's not an ordinary screen and also told him the phone that uses the screen, by then, his countenance had changed.

 I gave my neighbor the contact of the Igbo guy I do buy screen from, so as for them to call him and put on speaker instead of me using my own phone. , when they called  he said "the screen is 47k but 45k last", he was shocked then he said he has someone to call that the screen can't be so cost like that.We allowed him to put the call through and I asked him to put on speaker. When the call went through, I heard clearly when the person said the screen is 48k last.

This guy started begging but what can I do? nothing.. I collected his Iphone (XR) and told him to provide my money else, that phone is gone and I gave him grace of one week and also explained why I won't spare him because he punched me and I never retaliated. As I write this to you my family, I have gotten another screen to fix on the phone, infact the owner has come to pick it up. I had to use part of my POS money to buy it. Out of the one week(i.e 7days) I gave him, today is the 3rd day and I mean my words, I won't spare him and won't take that money from him twice. It will be paid at once.

Will give you update as e dey go again but for now, the phone is in my wardrobe and failure to pay my money when that seven days lapse like this. I swear, I will sell off that phone because I also forced him to wipe the icloud away from the phone and all password has been deactivated by him.
Customers are always right don turn to something else.

Na wha oh... but you should have anwered him welll when he was asking you seeing that they came with accusations and already upset..Please time act and not be smiling, if he had a gun, he would have used it...Your way is not always the way....He may not come back for the phone.....

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