FRIDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 TGIF Hailings!

IN HOUSE MEMO

Monday is the Boxing ring and i mean this in a positive way... let us see if some people currently warring can find peace in this post because i don tire for the direct and coded shades...Hisssss

Please save all talks about any wars for Monday abeggy.

I just made an order for correct Okro and Vegetable soups of four bowls, the equivalent of my order is 180k in Naira.. who wan pay?

Enjoy the weekend and see you back here on Monday....

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PINKYS CORNER

As Omo Oko wey I be
Recently, I realized that, when a man or woman hasn't gotten to a certain stage in life, you see so many things wrong about some gadgets and some auxiliary to house chores. I was of this conviction right from tender age that, anyone who uses a deodorant has a body odour which has made me never for once used it because I don't sweat or have body odour.
Me wey fit baf like 200 times in a day.

The idea of not using deodorant vanished when I began to mingle with different sets of people. Whenever I perceive their perfume, I feel like waow(this smell nice mehn). I began to use deodorant but never made it my god. Also, whenever I use them, I'm always careful because I'm allergic to them when it's excessively sprayed on the body.

Make I no bore una shaa, I love to wash clothes alot and this alone dey make my wife appreciate me ehn. I can wash and wash till the next day and won't get tired. I learnt this from the woman who nurtured me. As the boy of the house then, I'm always with her in the kitchen and also helping her in alot of things while her own children will be busy playing outside.

So, before I got married, my wife was telling me about washing machine and how it will make her duties at home easier but I tell her often that, it's only a lazy woman that loves to use washing machine.

When we got married, I noticed she is always having issues washing clothes most especially if it's much ,but cooking, sweeping, being submissive and in the oza room is as easy as ABC for her. Without complain, I chose to wash the clothes myself. I do this once or twice a week(I wash and iron all myself), which has never been tiring to me but something else happened recently.

There is a couple who relocated to Canada recently (just two weeks ago). When they were planning everything, they told me and also informed me that, they will be selling off some of their things and I said, ok, I will help you advertise them to some people around which I did as usual. two weeks to their departure, my wife complained again about the washing machine and me no wan risk money wey dey with me, as I was planning to go into a new business as POS no dey bring money as before.

When she complained that very night, I called the couples who were planning to move out of Nigeria and asked them how much they will be selling their washing machine to me. The wife asked me to speak to her husband directly which I did and they told me to pay just 50k(though, it's still new and just used for 6months). I also priced their small generator which I know will be useful in my shop.

They shaa told me to pay 65k last for both washing machine and generator which I did and I picked them up just two days to their departure. Na their I kan begin see life in a different way my people. The very first time, I used the machine to wash and spin our clothes, Jesus, come see pinky as he dey laugh like mumu. I was so happy and it was stress free. As in, you know the joy that you feel when you experience a wind of change.

My people, make I no lie una, I began to use the washing machine almost everyday to wash just boxers ooo, not because I feel like washing but because I just want to operate the thing again and feel like a big man that has just arrived

My wife don abuse me tire, I no kukuma mind am, she was like, I thought you are technologically savvy? why are you now acting as if you have not seen washing machine before then I smiled and asked her to come sit down. I sat her down and told her that "see ehn, I'm not a bush boy, yes, I'm technologically savvy but you see, there are so many things i have never used in my life, though, I might have been seeing them but the life I lived and my background did not give me the opportunity to use somethings. That I'm a Lagos boy, a street boy and a mathematician doesn't make me to have all round knowledge and why they say LEARNING is a relatively change in behavior", she smiled and we ended the discussion.

Why, on earth will I pretend to know something or have used something when I know it's a lie. Funny enough, it was a woman who showed me way to fastfood(then the almighty Mr Biggs and TeTrazini in Lagos), we got there and I couldn't open the door, the lady taught me alot of things. Again, the boy who taught me how to read and write was my junior in school (I was in JSS2 or so and he was in primary 6). To God be the glory, I was the one who helped him in compiling his project when he was in final year .You see why e no good to dey form.

My people, I'm open to knowledge and have learnt alot ever since I joined this family.
thanks to all beevees
thanks to all anons
we continue to learn na ni

LOL...I enjoyed the gists...... There are a lot of people like you...When i just arrived Europe, My mum in law had furnished the kitchen for me and inside was a Dishwasher. I kept using hand to wash dishes and my hubby directed me to the dish washer BUT i told him that i am not used to it and prefer to use hands cos it washes better. he didnt try to convince me again..One day we had a party and there were lots of dishes, i was so upset and kept complaining, he just told me to go to bed and he would do the dishes...In the morning everywhere was sparkling and i asked him how he managed, he said he used dish washer, i used side eyes to look at the machine...That weekend we entertained and he put all the dishes in my front and see me smiling and observing...Since 2005 i have not used hand to do dishes again except a few months ago when the dishwasher had to go out and i was so upset using hand until a new one came in...My Bambinos were surprised and questioned me, they asked why i couldnt continue using hand..lol

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FROM THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

''Something is disturbing me. I am the assistant sanctuary keeper in my church. I am divorced. Below 40. A married man is our leader. Married and early 50. Our leaders wife attends our meeting of recent even though she is not a member. 

Each day she attends, she tends to monitor every step the husband makes towards me. She will be standing afar. Immediately she sees him talk with me, she will rush towards him and say one thing or the other to get his attention and stop our discussion.

 I have not taken her actions serious till people started talking about it.. She was literally following me around today. Dishing out instructions. Forming lovey dovey with her man. Divoced women don suffer. This is a couple that everyone knows they are positive to h*v. Even if he owns the whole world. He is not my type of man. 

Some women need prayers. Allow divorced women to breeeeet. Na God I come worship . I don't have time for men self. I Can't leave a man because of infidelity and still date a married man. Who does that. Madam please stay your lane. I jump and pass''

Na wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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