TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings!

IN HOUSE MEMO

How you dey? I wish you a good day and all the love you can get....

Some banks are having serious problems and those affected are rejoicing temporarily  ....I no follow oh...I have not been able to send money since last week cos it hangs and then reverses.....I wanted to send momey to that lady whose daughter was molested but its like her village people dey disturb network........ I hear people are now opening those paml account now cos of priboems with main banks....na wah oh..

Have a great day, let me take a short break to find food...

Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

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PINKYS CORNER

Parents, please be prayerful and be watchful. Always allow your child to invite his or her friends home if possible but it should be when you are home, in order to know if the said friend is worth being a friend or not.

When we woke up yesterday morning and everyone was set to move out, I remembered i had not taken POS paper, so, I asked wify to go her own way while I pick what I needed. I was inside when I heard a gun shot  and I quickly sat on my bed. After like an hour thirty minutes, everywhere was calm then I came outside. People were still shouting and lots more then I moved closer to hear what really went wrong.

They said, there is this new drugs boys sell now, once you take it and you are not strong enough to handle it, then the individual will start barking and misbehaving. Was told it's worse than Colorado. 

So, a boy of 18years bought it two nights before from a guy and used it and he began to bark. His people were informed and they came to pick him. When they took him to the hospital, they realized he was on drugs. Then the parents reported the case at the police station same night.

 On Monday morning, around 5am, the police officers, including NDLEA came around (they were not in uniforms though). They were getting info about who sells the drugs but fortunately, the boys around have gotten to know that, the police and NDLEA officials were around, so, they all ran away but unfortunately for them, they thought they have all gone, not knowing that, the two sitting with them at another joint where they ran to were NDLEA personnel.

They were there, taking agbo, Jedi and co together and gisting, those guys even bought them smokes and all. From their discussion, they got to know that, those boys were among the people they came for. They never knew how those two men sent signal to the rest. They came in and arrested 4 guys and one led them to the house of the main guy who sells hard drugs.

 I was told they ransacked his room and found a pistol and several hard drugs like, ice, colos, SK etc. They picked him up. They said, he punched one of the officer and wanted to abscond which made then shoot him on his leg. 

I heard that, he has been taken to prison directly pending when they will start proper investigation.

We thought that was all, until in the evening when I had they came to pick a lady who sells beverages(coke and fanta). They said, one of the first four that was arrested confessed due to much torture that, the lady also helps them in getting and keeping guns. 

I pray my good Lord will strengthen all parents in here to train up their children in the way of the Lord because the issue of hard drugs intake recently is becoming alarming. The way wey those small boys wey never reach 17,18,20 years dey take those drugs ehn, e be like say na there new field of study.

This is rerally really scary...

Some aporents dont even know that their kids are into this...

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FROM JULY 14TH CHRONICLE POSTER

Hi mama!
I thought to bring some feedback from MY CHRONICLE that you posted 

So, I really took it seriously in prayers and I was led to read the book of 1&2 Thessalonians over the weekend.
1 Thessalonians 4: 1-12 basically talked about the conduct of a respectable Christian. I read it in the Amplified and Message translations

In summary:
1. Early part of that passage shared about guidelines that Apostle Paul laid out for the Thessalonians, by the inspiration of the Lord Jesus Christ.

2. It then goes on to remind them of these things:
I. Avoidance of s#xual promiscuity, subjecting our bodies unto honour. (I say okay, I pass this one ✅️)
II. Verse 11 says: make it your AMBITION to live quietly and peacefully ( "stay calm" in the message translation), mind your affairs and work with your own hands. By so doing, you would gain the respect of others.

Stella, I usually mind my business and work diligently on my jobs. But I am NOT calm. I am put-together in public, but once you know me personally, I am very playful, chatty, unnecessarily excited, maybe childlike and sometimes anxious. I can giiiiiist for Africa and often forget myself. Hahahaha

So I did not pass this part of the instruction by 100%. Really, I need to work on the energy I bring to the relationship. Maybe when they come close and see that I am not as calm, it puts them off, compared to what they expected. Who knows? Maybe this is why the respect used to dissolve. Maybe this is what the other ladies know that I don't. I naturally have a lot of energy, as you can imagine.

Infact, this comment from Anonymous15 July 2023 at 06:55 : "Don’t over compensate or overdo sweetness or likeness to the detriment of your mental and emotional health. In short, don’t give off desperate vibe and don’t be too available. A man will always know hence the disrespect comes in because dem don see you finish so to speak" - highlighted similar. I can overdo sweetness and am naturally over-caring. I am also too available always asking: what do we do? Where do we go out to? Are you okay? Have you eaten?

Stella, I believe in my spirit that this is the reason for the taking for granted and coming back later. E fit work for some but e no work for me. I am only sharing this because some people said they were in my shoes, on that post. Maybe it might benefit them.

I will definitely be applying this going forward. Sense don come!!! Wisdom is profitable to direct.
Thanks to everyone for their advice, especially Slim Shaddy. She carry the matter for head Well well.
Okay! I will bring updates when I can.
Cheers my people.

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FUNNY BUT EDUCATIVE

If you're aspiring to study law or you're already studying law, then read this

1. You must pass literature. Know it like the back of your hand. And that is why you must be an avid reader.

2. When you gain admission, half of your money will go into white shirts. You are not permitted to wear "it was white."

3. Prepare to be trolled by students from other faculties. Na normal sturvs.

4. Prepare to read like you're crazy. Law lecturers don't smile. They don't play. Your happiness gives them pain.

5. If you like, miss class and tests, you will see.

6. Pray and fast so that your project supervisor is not a demon in human skin.

WHEN YOU GET TO LAW SCHOOL

1. Avoid Lagos Law school, e get why. Except you know you can handle anxiety, stress, high blood pressure and nightmares, then go with God. ( For me, all the law school centers are like this oo, just go with God, na the Koko be that 🙌)

2. If you think you read a lot in the university, you just start work. I said read like crazy in the university ba? This time, you'll read till you're crazy. They don't have ambulances outside exam halls for fancy. Anybody can snap and go crazy just like that. People also slump or have a panic attack. I've seen them happen.

3. Prepare to follow rules.

4. Learn to use fork and knife. You will have three dinners before you can be called to bar. You cannot miss it, you cannot eat like a village goat there.

5. You will buy boooookkksssss!

6. Your school fees is not less than 300k. Excluding books, registration here and there, food. No cooking in law school.

7. That person you think is playing in class reads like a possessed human at night. Don't lose guard.

8. You fail one course, you write one. You fail two, you write all.

9. Forget your name because people will start calling you "baby lawyer" or "dee law."

10. Chamber and court externship is compulsory. Can't escape it.

11. As you're studying, eat and sleep oh! It is very important. No go kee yourself because of book. 

DURING YOUR CALL TO BAR

1. You will buy wig and gown. The cheapest one as at 2018 was around 20-25k. The wig looks like local sponge sha.

2. Save for photoshoot. Abi you don't want people to see that you are now a lawyer?

3. On your day of call, eat akpu early in the morning because you will stand. God help you if your name falls in No. 419. Your legs will grow muscles by force and you cannot sit. So make sure you're wearing comfortable shoes to avoid stories that touch.

AFTER CALL TO BAR

1. The first reality is, work is not waiting for you. Oh, you thought you will be hot cake and they will be dragging you front, back and center? Kikikiki kiki! My dear, you will search by yourself. Except your daddy is a lawyer sha or someone fixes you somewhere. 

2. Prepare your mind, they will offer you N15k per month.( I don't totally agree with this point, there are some law firms and corporate organizations

 that pay well )

3. Some senior colleagues will frustrate you.

4. Lawyers can do a lot of things but I feel it is better to focus on a niche.

5. If you don't have patience, go and buy at Oshodi. Law will not make you rich overnight.

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