THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

  Hailoings!

IN HOUSE MEMO

I greet all of you... All i too knows duly recognised-

How una dey? These days, the days run so fast, it will be 9pm and the sun is still up and before i know its midnight and before i say wie gehts dir, morning has reached and same thing again...Na wah!

My planned giveaway for last week cannot hold cause all transfers not going through, its a big shame for this bank, this is the second week... It has helped me save money sha...hahahahhahaaahahhahahahahaha. we will reschedule when the mood comes up again and the way is smooth to do it..

Who else is having problems with their bank in Nigeria?

Kisses to all and sundry! LOL

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PREGNANT MOM’S DIARY

One thing that I enjoyed in my previous pregnancies was rapid hair growth. My hair grew so long and lush, full and very dark in colour in my last two pregnancies.
I didn’t have to do or spend much on it to maintain it and it didn't break post delivery.
This time around despite that I had cut my hair before I became pregnant, my hair has refused to grow, I hardly go to the barbershop. It's just there, its growth rate is so slow, its slower than when I became pregnant.
I used to cut my hair twice a month now its once in three months. My solo trips to the barber's is something I look forward to and unless I want to go bald there is no reason to go.

I hope my hair growth picks up after I give birth.

lol@ go bald..... No waomns body ever remains the same after multiple births....Its amazing how God created women......Enjoy your preggy, if your hair no gree grow again, wear wig or do skin cut..LOL

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GIST

Good day Jeweluchi, how you dey?

 Let me just go straight to point, you see this city i live in eeeh, hmmmmmm I have a strong feeling that somebody escaped from sodom and gomorrah that day of God's anger and happily created this city.

 I saw something today, there's this man that does panel-beater close to me, let me call him Oga landlord, this man likes women to a fault, infact eeeh, if goat wear skirt, that man go pursue am

Today, he asked me to bring cream drink for one of his women, I brought two for her, then suddenly another of his woman-friend came and said ohh see this my favourite drink, please bring for me, Oga landlord was now busy giving me sign to say it's finished, me wey bad market de worry, I throwaway face.

 I went and brought five this time, na so the two women de share am de go, one beckoned on me again and asked if I had anything she could eat as she's hungry, I said yes ocoff.

 I brought gala and also showed them boiled egg, one said, I can't eat egg ooo, at my age, egg is no longer good for me, Oga landlord was supporting her, na so I start my big big grammar (God knows that I don't even know the meaning of some of the English I used sef), I shaa told her that the reason her color is not radiating and is kinda shrinked is because she lacked enough protein in her system.

 I told them that if you want to have a clean skin like that of a child, you need to be eating enough boiled eggs daily, Stella before I finished this preaching of mine, this agadi-nwanyi-beibes don chew the boiled eggs finish, Oga landlord was now begging me to go back to my shop, for where??

 I no gree go, one of them asked me what she can use for her wrinkled neck, I told to always take enough chocolate, she asked me if I had anything that contains chocolate, I quickly remembered my Nutrition chocolate drink that has refused to move market, na so I go pack am come, they took 2 each for takeaway, as Oga noticed that his signs to me were not working, he spoke out openly, he said I was out to finish all the money he worked the entire day, how e take concern me? 

Well, one of them got upset and said he's too stingy that she can't stand him, me sef come comot cos I no too like fight like that, I came back later to collect my money, only to meet two of them quarrelling (the 2nd woman and Oga landlord), Oga landlord said the women made him spend a lot of money (money wey no reach 4k sef) and now he's begging her to follow him to a nearby hotel and she refused, na so I come put mouth de beg the woman to consider our landlord and give him small, obulugodi okpu ya, as the woman come de do like say she wan gree, them come bring keke for Oga landlord to fix, he come de do the work sharp-sharp to runoff with the woman.

He had even called his younger brother to come take over because him wan go rush one, na so another keke drop him wife with her big echolac, Jesu!!! She lives in a nearby town according to story wey I hear with their kids, she hardly comes around because I heard that they fight like oke na buusu, na so the woman (Oga wife) take burn their racket ooo, the other one come get up waka come my shop, come de happy say the ikwokirikwo no happen again as she's still hungry, I advised her to eat bread to quench the hunger finally finally, I say make she no worry that I would collect the money from Oga, she took 3 loaves of bread, immediately she left.

Na so I rush enter Oga shop, I told him his money and he shouted, wetin I buy? I come raise voice ooo, I say Ahhh your girlfriends them, as I just voiced your girlfriends, na so the man shush me, he quickly gave me the money complete, as he didn't want madam to hear what was happening, na so person money take enter my hand today ooo, the kind of bad market we experience nowadays is high, pack of coke went from 2k to 2400 now, iceblock went from 200 to 300 now, and so is many other things, I pray God to come through for us, Naija don spoil kpata kpata.... una dohhh.

Hehehehehehehe with that charater he will not have enough money and will be toiling everyday...Plus sickness up and down with so many lovers....

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