Sunday In House News - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

These are the happenings in the comment section of some posts that you may have been too busy to read......

On a post where cheating was viciously discussed, an anon commented that men are polygamous in nature, BV Castle replied that it's not only men that looks to eat different soups. She said she likes varieties;and that varieties is the spice of life.

BV XP told her she was demarketing herself with the comment. Castle replied that she was not in the market.

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BV Dogmighty stated that his wife has been looking at him with side eyes and wondering if he had an own goal outside. She's been hammering that there's nothing men are incapable of. Dear Dogmitghty, If hair dey your head, tell madam sey she gat nothing to worry about. If na gorimapa you get........, Jesus take the wheel.

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On the Sunday boredom post, BVs were asked the weirdest question their landlord/landlady ever asked. An anon said her landlady told her to stop gbenshing. Madam landlady said if she must, it should be in the afternoon or when she isn't at home because her moans disturbs her and makes her wet as well. Landlady said if anon couldn't abide by the rule then, she should plan to share her boo with her . Anon has coconut head,and after the warning by landlady, she increased her moans and made sure the tatata was even louder. 

Fire on jare dear anon, make me sef go straff. The weather is too cold mbok.


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On Tuesday spontaneous post, Teejay shared how he escaped attack from 2 men from the underworld on his way back from the site where he works presently.
BVs thanked God for his safety. Then, Dante, realest OG advised Teejay not to loose guard like that at midnight as an 'idan gangan'. He said, if he must, he should prepare himself with tools for protection and in the absence of tools, if he's wearing an inner shirt, he told him to remove the outer one and tie it around his waist. Then, he should proceed to getting a bottle of plastic orijin and cigarettes. He told him to smoke his cigar, sip his drink and walk with correct swagger.
He assured him that no baga will come close to him and if their paths cross, they'll hail him as a senior manchi that he is.


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On Tuesday in house news, BV Martins came with a rare update, he said if your husband cheats on you and you find out, then he apologizes and to prove how genuine his love is, he insists on eating from same plate with you. He said you shouldn't fall for it. That's he's using ogbon sodiki on you, that guyman is being careful make you no go give am poison chop and that is why he wants to eat from same plate with you......


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 BV Abionah told us on 'Tuesday in house news' that since she listened to vectors music "early momo" she don dey go where she no plan. So it is official that Abionah has a crush on the crooner......

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On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV Blackberry asked if it's okay to call her late mom's debtors to pay their Igbese. BVs advised her to go ahead but to do about -turn if she notice they're going diabolical. We pray she's able to recover the debts.


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Dear BVs anywhere you see our dear BV Fan Emmanuel, pls hug her. Hug her tightly, hug her very very well she needs it at this critical period.


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There was no winner from the Comment-a-thon post but BV Nnukwu nwayin was   chosen by BV Ijeoma PH and gifted 5k and then Stella topped it up with 10k Congratulations to her.


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On Wednesday in house news, BV Dante made it known that he wants to change the narrative, he's an advocate for #letmenbreeff.. He happily announced that he has decided to be a house husband. His baby will work, provide for his needs and that of the kids while he stays back, take care of the home front, stay sexy for mama, cook different delicacies for her.

Wome dont tolerate lazy men except they come with gifted things...

Odogwu check yourself well....


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On Thursday spontaneous post, BV Helen advised BVs to always put on music anytime they want to dance surugede. She said she finished talking to her maker at about 3.50am when she started hearing, "Tunde rora se", "oun ta mi", "di e, di e" etc etc. She said their ikwokrikwo power strong gan. She then went ahead to give BVs idea of some music to play when doing the do.

("Tunde rora se", "oun ta mi", "di e, di e - Tunde do it carefully, its paining me, small small)

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BV Zaram fumed on Thursday spontaneous post. She reprimanded BV Dante about generalizing women. BV Zaram says she knows her worth and that she's not among the ladies that can be swayed by money.,not Even if your money is long like iroko tree and you dey control bullion van. If sense no gum your body, she's not in. She went further to tell Dante that she doesn't blame him, that it's the amotekun babes that opened their legs yakata for Mark Morgan to fall in that she blames.

Mark Morgan the rolling app founder hit by stray bullet!

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For everyone interested in knowing the meaning of baddie, civilian and amotekun babes, kindly read last Sunday Gists Boulevard, Dante gave a well detailed explanation there. You can also confirm which class of babe you belong to.

There BV Milshakes also explained that there is an inactive ID Miliki and he was being mistaken for that.

Inside there as well BV Teejay announced that he would not be announing the date of his wedding until it has held... We are excitedly looking forward to having our own ezege marry his lover....


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On Friday in house news, BV Sauve narrated how much her kids love dogs. She said the last time Stella posted XP's cute dog, she showed her kids and they kissed and hugged the phone screen. They went as far as searching for the name on Google.  They dont own a dog.

BV Dante vehemently rejected BV Zaram's picture 'contest'. He says it's amusing and can't imagine himself doing a picture contest. Dante, said everytime he remembers that Zaram suggested it, he laughs out loud.

Dante, your haters and lovers go like see wetin you look like o.
The week was rather dry but i hope to bring you more gists next week..
Wishing you all a beautiful week ahead...

By BV OyinGATE