Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

 This is a compilation of all the comments, dramas and near dramas you probably missed during the week.....

On Sunday spontaneous post, BV Helen shared one of her weird prenatal experience. She said after her first trimester, she went to this hospital in the abroad. The female doctor then told her to strip completely and told her to lie on her back. After removing her speculum, she grabbed Helen's breast, placed her right thumb on her nipple and was fondling it for about 5mins. BV Helen got uncomfortable at some point and asked her if it was a procedure, she said yes. With a big satisfactory smile she told Helen that she's examining her nipple to see if she has started producing milk. While in the dressing room, she asked the other pregnant woman if they experienced same, they said no. She didn't tell her hubby until she gave birth. That was how she japaed from the hospital. God abeg o, make we no mistakenly jam Doctor wey dey swing both ways..


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On Monday spontaneous post, old cat Amethyst commented that she's been very busy, forgot the password to the email she used to register her blogger account and she also hinted that she had japaed from Naija and the time zone is also part of what's making her comments very few. She said she's been commenting anonymously but signs out when she remembers. She said that being Anon is bliss then she gave a shout-out to BV Castle and thanked TJ for asking after her.


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BV Coffee on Monday spontaneous post commented that shhe was shot with a local gun when he went to withdraw some money at the POS. She had pellets scattered all over her back and bum. She said she had gone to the hospital and had some of the pallets removed. Some people advised her/him to remove it locally which was already done but after x-ray was conducted, there are still many pellets in her body, he stated he doesn't have money anymore. He sought for advise on what to do, whether to continue local treatment or go back to the hospital because s/he has pains on some parts of his body. BVs gave their input. Coffee, we wish you soonest recover..

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On Tuesday Spontaneous post, after dropping a motivational post about life and endurance, BV Teejay complained bitterly that he mistakenly stepped on his phone when he was about to get his toothbrush. He said his phone screen wasn't damaged and we give God thanks for him

Teejay shocked fellow BVs by saying  his ATM card allegedly dropped. He later brought an update on IHN that his card  fell on his street and someone picked it and called him. Some people doubted his story and asked how the person got his number, he explained that he's famous in his street. The person saw his name and knew it was him immediately.  WOW!!!! 

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BV Deheroine dropped a comment which she termed fact on Tuesday Spontaneous post. She stated that Male kids tend to focus on their immediate family after marriage and 'abandon' their families while female children take interest in their families while also focusing on their immediate families. She made it known that female children take the responsibility of caring for their parents in old age.
Some BVs agreed with her and some disagreed and stated their reason and experience.


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BV Pinky announced that he wants to start a funny thing in this his old age and asked BVs to guess. BVs dropped their guesses like opening a bet shop, skitmaker, wearing earrings and plaiting his hair etc but Pinky hasn't told us the funny thing he's planning to do.

We are waiting...

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On Tuesday in house news, BV Kelvin asked BV Eesah and Milkshakes if they own a car or have generators to fill in their house. He was pained about the fuel increase then went ahead to declare that if the BVs mentioned above ever tells BVs "Painment" again, a thousand fleas will affect their crotches and their hands would be too short to scratch it.


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Ekajoy recounted the strangest thing that happened to her on Tuesday in house news. Recall that she gisted us about how she was scammed by online furniture vendors last week. Well, she brought an update.

She said her order had been delivered but it was not what she ordered.

BVs were happy for Eka and told her that patience is a virtue then BV Teejay took it upon himself to advise Eka. He told her God was trying to humble her and told her not to be too quick to judge someone or accusing them of being a scammer. Told her to always give benefit of doubt. He said he's telling her all these with his full chest. Eka begged Teejay to respect himself because if she starts, he'll start whining.


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BV Phoenix said on Tuesday in house news that each time she sees the dog picture Stella uses for IHN, she takes a mirror, squint her eyes and positions her head like the dog just to laugh at herself. BV Apple of God's eyes was curious to know if there's any resemblance afterwards, lol.


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BV Castle on Tuesday in house news talked about a big man she met at an hotel lobby and was gisting with and he released a very loud fart. He 'shockingly' asked her whether the trumpet sound was from him and she replied "Yes sir, definitely you" .....lol

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BV Oki royalty shared on Wednesday spontaneous post that she was chosen to be SUG vice president in the faculty of law in Delta State University, which is located in Abraka because of her beautiful and fluent English. Congratulations Oki, more wins.

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BV Dante wished LP's presidential candidate a happy birthday on Wednesday spontaneous post. He then announced that he won't be celebrating his birthday this year on July 26th in solidarity to PO and to protest the mess the country is in.


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Stella landed Wednesday's in house news angrily. She said some people are dropping sarcastic and insulting comments for her because she's not making posts that favour's labour party presidential candidate. She made it known that she's not a partisan journalist. She told LP members forcing her to join their party to vamoose the blog or not comment at all. She also warned BVs to stop littering other posts with their drama and fights but to indabosky on IHN and spontaneous post. She then went ahead to warn BVs to take their vile comments to Instagram.


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An Anon on Wednesday in house news called on the gbagaun ambassadors to  check the meaning of their big big grammars before blowing it. The Anon told them to pls let others breef from too much ibon.


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BV Teacher NK covered IHN on Wednesday. She's such a beauty to behold. King XOXO Mystery after telling her how beautiful she is alerted her that BV Dante will soon sell his tiny piece of land to woo her. She told Teacher NK to guard her DM.


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On Thursday Spontaneous post, an Anon posted that she saw BV Teacher NK on a friend's WhatsApp status. The Anon told her to wear appropriate underwear on the gown she posted. The Anon told her to Google pictures of body shaper and tummy tight. It's such a small world.


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Stella on Thursday in house news explained that the planned giveaway could not work because all the transfers weren't going. Nigeria banks came out in their full glory with their stupid network. She said the giveaway will be slated for another time when she's in the mood again.

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BV Pinky posted that he's tidying up his new shop pending the time God gives him enough money to stock it up. He called on BV Eka joy to give him USA embassy line, BV KJV to pray for him, Dante to inspire him and Teejay to bless him. Congratulations Pinky.


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BV Nnukwu Nwayin is indeed an Nnukwu Nwayin. She announced the matriculation of her sonshine on Friday spontaneous post. She stated that she has 3 undergraduates. Congratulations Nnukwu.

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Nigerians are not bad people entirely. BV Games mistress shared that after she lost 2 okrika tops the day she bought them a while back, She went back to her customer to get new OK tops and just mentioned the lost ones in passing. Her OK merchant told her to describe her lost tops she did and he told her someone saw it and returned it. Another two was given to her as hers has been sold.


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BV Dainty T shared on Friday spontaneous post that it was her 5th wedding anniversary. She thanked God for absolute, infinite bliss. She said there's no regrets as her man is solid, awesome and an all rounder. Congratulations Dainty T trailer no go pass between una.


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BV Justswt on Friday ihn news shared the hilarious conversation between her son and Google voice. He was asking Google voice the meaning of Japa and it kept giving him different answers. Assuming Google voice na human being, e for collect hot slap because the boy was already pissed with the wrong answers .


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I can see drama already in today Spontaneous post but let me go to Church first...
Till I come your way next week, make I go continue with my trek-a-thon. Stay safe.

BY BV OnyinGATE.