Sunday In House Gist - Comments Section Gists Boulevard

These are  the juicy gists and happenings on Stellas Blog that you missed during the week.....



BV Praise congratulated Teejay for his upcoming wedding on last Sunday's Gist Boulevard post. She wished him well and told him she can't wait to read about his kids. The comment was so hilarious to BV Pinky and Praise wondered what was funny.


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On Monday in house news, King Xoxo Mystery was crushed on(Man crush Monday) by Dante. He said he was celebrating her because it's takes a very strong will to be born a woman but chosen to be identified a man. He gave her maximum respect and plenty Tuales. Says na man she be. He also called on BV Milkshakes to add befitting hashtags to compliment the feminist man.

On Monday in house news, BV Black Slimzy said he went to declare his love again and he collected wotoporously. Dear Sandra, na you knack our Slimzy 2by2 abi na another person? Make una clear us fast o because we're already thinking of hashtags.

On Monday in house news, BV Paris recounted that she boarded a bus with a woman that named her child "Independence" she said she was shocked when the mother called out her son to stand for her to sit. On sighting the shock on her face, the woman went ahead to tell her that her other children's names are; Banks, Fulfillment, Market and lastly Independent. She made it known to Paris that she's Warri and her husband is Bayelsa, she said they have many funny names over there. Paree was shocked at the names, hid her shock properly then paid for their tfare. Bayelsa people, what other funny names do you bear?

BV King Jerry wrote on Monday in house news about the hookup babe he carried home the night before and shet woke him up for morning devotion. He was surprised at olosho leading morning devotion and went on to say that this country fit frustrate person.


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BV Morayo recounted what her husband gisted her about the woman that approached him on his way to the chemist. The woman asked her hubby for some change to chaw, Morayo's hubby told her he doesn't have. The woman now suggested to him to follow him to her house so that they'll do quickie for a few. Morayo was shocked and couldn't believe her ear which made her narrate the story to BVs. Teejay said it's unnecessary for Morayo's hubby to tell her about the incident and BV Fidel defended Mora and her hubby, she said it's called gisting and also went ahead to say that marriages made in heaven exists, where man and wife are open to each other and where trust is solid. May God continue to bless such marriages.


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On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV KJV had a voice from the garden of love. The voice told him/her to tell BVs Dante and Supernova to come clear with their love. To celebrate and declare their love openly so that world people will not come in between them. The voice also instructed them not to shift each other's pant until their marriage is sealed. So, Dante and Supernova, congratulations in advance. Let's help them with hashtags. #SuperDan

BV Dante reacted to the "vision", he made it known that shifting of wallets and pants goes hand in hand. If pant no shift, wallet remains closed(he was speaking generally though). So, our woli was pleased with his honesty, advised #SuperDan to be sacred with their pant and wallet until their marriage is sealed.

My fellow BVs be like we go soon have SDKblog celebrity wedding. Make una start saving for asoebi o.

On Wednesday spontaneous post, BV Helen(love doctor) dropped some love quotes to make your he or her feel loved. You'll all agree with me that BV Helen na original lover girl. Go screenshot and send to your LOML. Make that your boo or bae feel loved.

On Wednesday in house news, Stella did a memo to her vigilantes, those that monitor emergency BVs that spring up for giveaways. She told them that like them, she's familiar with the emergency BVs' games.She told themn to leave everyone to have longa lthroat pe wetin she go do dey her mind.


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BV Ekajoy on Wednesday in house news begged BVs to ginger her swagga to write details of her labour room drama. She said she really wants to write it in it's full details. But so far, she have written only the title "Labour room drama" in her notes. So, Eka, here's we(BVs) giving you every ginger you send to send us your beautiful and dramatic story.


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BV Blackberry said she saw a beautiful parrot at Tombom street, she thought it'll cost around 3k but to her surprise, it costs 30k. An anon appealed to her to come buy her/him pe she sabi do cho cho cho, while another anon advised Blackberry to die the idea of owing a parrot. Else, her bed breaking moves will be exposed to her visitors.


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BV Sandra on Thursday in house news decided to take it upon herself on Thursday spontaneous post to decode Dante's coded message to Supernova. She told Nova that Dante wants her to drop her details with Stella. Awwww, Sandra knows what it means to be in love and she's looking out for Supernova.

Be like we'll plan this wedding eventually. My asoebi money don dey complete, make una start saving una own o. #SuperDan #DaNova


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On Friday spontaneous post, BV Pinky hailed Dante as his paddy then went on to ask him when next he's coming to Ibadan so that he'll use bottom power on him in response to Dante's very long epistle on bottom power and girls' entitlement mentality.

Just like me and other BVs, Dante wondered why Yansh dey always sweet Pinky for him side. He assured Pinky he loves bumbum, but not strong, skinny one like his. He say make e come out clear if e get wetin e dey encode for the Yansh messages. Anyways, it's just pure vibes, inshallah and #bromance from Pinky's side I guess.

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Kes ko tu Fe? J'umapell Onyin, I nor no wetin I dey write but e dey sound like french for my ear.. I dey try spake French like Helen, lol. BV Helen on Friday spontaneous post advised BVs to always ask for the name of the bush meat they're being served when eating at restaurants. Elle mademoiselle, dear Helen was wacking her delicious egusi and pounded yam, she took a bite of her bush meat and it tasted like turkey. She come ask the bukaterian woman the particular meat, she said it was Alligator. Hey God, and dem no dey chop alligator for Ondo state where she comes from. May person pikin no go chop their village deity for Epe o.


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My fellow BVs, there's no place like SDKBLOG, in the midst of love and light, bottles dey always fly upadan. Make person Sha dey take cover make e no hit you were nor go good. On Friday in house news, a (mild) drama ensued between Dante and BV Castle. Epistle and girama was just flying everywhere.


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Love is beautiful mehn, Ezege announced on Friday night post that he don finally propose to him babe o, and.... She said YES! Oshey.... My asoebi contribution don almost complete, Big Congratulations to you Teejay, send wedding pictures o.


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Ewo, till I come your way next week, make everybody stay safe, comment and gist us. Also, make una no vex say Dante full everywhere, e dey him body.

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