MONDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Hailings to you all.......

IN HOUSE MEMO

How una dey? Grateful for a beautiful new day.... Thankful for all the positive opportunities...

Hope say your day, dey go well?

Take am easy and no envy another Blessing because nah turn by turn...

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FROM THE COMMENT SECTION

''Does keeping beach water in the house bring badluck?''

What you carry Beach water dey do for house?Na wah oh


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PINKYS CORNER

I don't know why some men tend to look for unstable life style after God has bestowed peace into their life. Why has infidelity and extra marital affairs become the new national anthem? I need someone to help me out on this.

There was a naming ceremony just a street behind my house and it was really a party parry thing. The Dj was so good because I was indoor dancing and holding my wife close.He was giving me the old school music from 2face to 9ice, down to Olu maintain. My wife was also in a good mood and she enjoyed what the dj was passing across and she began to shake ibebe like iya suraka wey dey sell wosiwosi for my former house.
The music continued till 1am because I could remember I went on bed exactly few minutes to 1am because I need to wake up early to solve an economics assignment someone asked me to help her on (Macro Economics). 

 The next day when my wife woke up, we were in the bathroom having our bath when she asked if I heard people shouting last night and I said no. She said it sounded as if people were fighting at the place where the music was coming from..I went for my daily bread that morning and heard when the woman beside me was telling the one who sells beverages about what happened.
I heard clearly when she said , there are some girls who lives in that compound where the naming ceremony took place(they are 4in number). They stay in a room apartment because the house na face me I face you. The man whose wife just gave birth and the man(married too) whose room is opposite was dancing with those girls and not only that, the man opposite the baba baby was busy deeping his hands into one of the girls pant because they were all drunk that night and the bulb outside was switched off while the dj was busy blasting music. 

The man's wife came outside and no one noticed and she saw how her husband was dancing and using his hands and dipping it into one of the girls hmmm to make road for miliki olope and she flared up, she began to shout and that was how wahala started . The man whose wife just gave birth ran inside and the dj switched off the music.
She said, the wife was shouting at the top of her voice and she even started this morning trying to curse those girls. The husband tried stopping her but all to no avail , she said she had to leave them because her shop is important to her. Then I knew she also stays in that same compound. As aproko guy, I said hmmmm, ogaooo, why will the man do such in the first place and she replied, says Ng, ha, e feti si ohun ti mo nso ni? I said yes now. Then she replied, eyin okunrin to ya oloribuku lati Inu oyun wa
She said, if she was the woman, she will so beat those girls and naked them ehn, then I laugh saying, in the midst of four ladies abi, you no like yourself then she replied, see them, men supporting rubbish.
Please, where have I supported them bayii?


Hahahahahahahahaha maybe she can fight cos nah who get correct power go fit boast say she go beat four ladies......

Pikky Amebo dey this your new side oooooo.

You and your madam dey baff together? thats nice oooooh. some women no dey like am as they are shy to open all their body to their husband nah only for darkness dem dey like am


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FROM SUNDAY SPONTANEOUS POST

Hello my people
Remember that time I said I want to start attending Christ Embassy with my girls?
Omo, I have left o. They wanted me to speak in tongue by force. They turned it to harassment at a point. Telling me it is compulsory to speak in tongue in their church. Every service I attended, they will lay hands on me and pray, shouting at me to speak it, speak it, let it flow out. Nothing flowed out o. They started making me feel like I was Satan's messenger as all of them were going eribobo shama lukulaka.
I was almost tempted to go on YouTube and learn the Hebrew language that they speak.
The kinikan that broke the camel's back was them harassing my poor girl's to speak in tongue too, 8 and 10yr olds o..
Abeg make dem hold their church and tongues, I no do again.
I have gone back to my former church jare.

My blog ID is doing tumbotumbo

Bv Praise ijebu ponmo, snails and dried fish

LMAO.... I sabi speak in tongues oooooo


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Sophie's Skincare Corner

Best skincare routine for oily skin in Nigeria"?

Hey there, fellow oily-skin pals in Nigeria! We know the struggle of dealing with that shiny T-zone and feeling like a grease factory by midday. But fret not, because I've got your back with some top-notch tips for the best skincare routine to keep that oil under control. Let's dive in, shall we?

Cleanse like a champ: Start your day and end it with a gentle cleanser that's specifically formulated for oily skin. Look for ingredients like salicylic acid or tea tree oil, as they help to unclog pores and control oil production. Don't forget to wash your face twice a day to keep that excess oil at bay. And hey, don't scrub too hard! Treat your skin with some tender love and care.

Tone it down: After cleansing, it's time to tone up! Choose an alcohol-free toner that's designed to balance oil and minimize the appearance of pores. A toner infused with witch hazel or niacinamide can work wonders for oily skin. Just a few swipes with a cotton pad, and you'll be ready to take on the world with a matte, fresh face.

Hydrate without the shine: Yes, even oily skin needs hydration! Opt for lightweight, oil-free moisturizers or gels that won't weigh you down or leave you feeling greasy. Look for moisturizers that contain hyaluronic acid to provide hydration without the excess oil. And here's a little secret: blotting papers are your new BFF. Keep them handy for quick touch-ups throughout the day to banish shine and keep your makeup intact.

Remember, having oily skin isn't a curse—it just requires a little extra TLC. Don't be afraid to experiment with different products until you find what works best for you. Embrace your beautiful, radiant self, and shine on in all the right ways!


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