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Please let me start one thing.... I dont have a problem with being corrected or being challenged... i have a problem with being insulted!!!...I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM WITH THAT and those of you that do it, i pity your future.

If you drop a comment insulting me and think you are correcting me, i will delete all your comments for a while until you realise that it is wrong to take out your friustrations on anyone ...If someone or someothing damaged you, dont pass it on, stop commenting, go get help and fix yourself!!!

I hope your day is going well and you are OK?

Enjoy the day, I am about to make Lunch.I am making Tortellini in a potpourri of vegetable sauce with beef brouhaha hahahahahahhahaha na me form the name ooooooooo

Kisses

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PINKYS CORNER

Update: About my Gee that I matched - make with a lady

I am so confused right now because this my paddy has become something else and I don't think I can cope with him any longer. I am blocking him right away before he does that to me.

I was jejely on my own when he called from the country he lives in, in Europe and asked me to match make him with lady he can get married to which I did and this lady isn't this kind of lady that are spoilt, though she might be exposed. Recently, he called again to blame me for giving him a nasty lady and how i made him spend so much to relocate the lady, he was so serious about it and I couldn't bear it again and I hung up the call on him just for me to calm down because I don't want to lash him with words.

After some minutes,I called him back and asked him what was really going on then he said, they had s*x and the girl was asking for more and he seems not to understand. He said I gave him ashawo, I gave him a lady that is not satisfied with just one round and he is busy thinking about money. He didn't stop there, he continued saying he took the lady out to one first ever church built in that country that has become a place of visit for tourist now and after much flexing, he left her and asked her to go back to her camp(some of you will understand this, if you have traveled down to Europe before, me never go , so no way I can explain this better. they call it aduro).

He said, he himself left to board a train back home but unfortunately, the train was delayed and after like 30mins, he saw his woman with another man discussing then I asked if the lady was kissing the man or what but he said no but the way they were standing by each other, he knows something was wrong and he knows that girl is a hole of shit. I tried calming him but he spoke to me rudely and blamed me for his own stupidity, I was so angry and told him to get lost then I dropped the WhatsApp call.

3/4 hours later, a lady called me, who happens to be one of our friends girlfriend, who I have not spoken to for almost 5years. She said, what happened between my friend and I that he called her and reported me and also said he will block me. Stating that, I purposely set up that lady and asked the lady to dupe him and use him as an escape route.

I was dumbfounded and couldn't reply this lady, then I told her to come online, that I needed to put a call through with the said lady and put on conference call(Me, the said lady, the lady who I was reported to and one other friend of mine who happens to know how everything happened). I put the call through and the discussion began. I asked her I needed to ask her some few questions and I want her to be sincere with me then she was like, Bro Bisi, kilo sele oooo, I told her I'm not calling to play pranks because I'm angry and she needs to get serious with me now. I asked her the following questions

*Before I introduced you to this guy, did I discussed anything like duping or making him your escape route? No sir

*Have I ever called you to seek for assistance? rara bro Bisi

*Did you inform me when you guys were planning your introduction? No sir

*Did you ever inform me when both of you started your relocation process? she said nope then she said,

Uncle Bisi, why all these, your voice is harsh and please tell me what is really going on. then I explained what has been going on and what my friend has been telling me. (Don't forget some people are still online listening to our conversation, they also asked her several questions which then made her cry so bad then she said, at this point, she needs to be sincere and come out straight because of me). My mouth was wide opened all through for all I heard from her.(I will only disclose few cuz I can't type all.

She said, uncle Bisi and every other individual online, how will you feel when you look forward to seeing someone you call your husband after staying for months in Romania before been able to cross to *erm*ny and on getting to the country your husband is, you later found out his ponron doesn't rise early in the morning (I was surprised because I never knew he had this problem and he has never for once said this to me even when he was still in Nigeria). She said, my gee releases even before inserting and after that, nothing more. No matter how hard you play with it. She said she tries to make him understand why he needs to stop taking excess sugar and juice but each time she make mention of it, my gee will flare up and turn it to fight(though, I knew he love sugary things alot even back then when he was in Nigeria. She said alot of things that I can't even type but my friend changed all the narration and made it look like I was at fault and I also made him spend so much relocating the lady.

We were on phone with the lady for hours and everyone said their minds. After our discussion, I disconnected the lady and asked the rest to hold on, that I need to add that my gee so we can settle this at once. I called severally and he refused to pick but when the other lady called him, he picked up his call and immediately he noticed I was online too, he hung up then I knew he doesn't want to talk to me. This happened over 3 times then the lady had to call him herself after we all went offline. But sincerely, I have thought about it and have decided to block and delete his line which I'm doing after this write up.

I can't take this anymore, you no feed me, I no dey call to beg for money. Why will you be reporting me to people about what I know nothing about? if not for the fact that, it will look so bad, I would have just told everyone he reported me to about everything his wife told me but I don't need it. I regret the day I knew him as a friend. I have also told the lady to please delete my line because that is the last time I will call her.

we move

My mouth hung up reading this ..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahalike seriously? na wah oh..Anyway sweet gist...Your friend should seek help for E-Dysfuntion fast

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READ THIS

Three University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer "Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam.

We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see".
The Lecturer understood and gave them three days
to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied.
The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows:
1. Who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down?
(25mks)
4.What type of car broke down? (25mks)

Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!!
As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing!

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