Hmmm.
STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
SHOCKING
Please I need advice.
I met this beautiful doctor while mountain climbing in Dubai and we exchanged contacts.
Back in naija she said her mum had an urgent operation to carry out in Lagos so I offered My place for them, so that the mum can get the surgery and recuperate.
Everything went well and they thanked me for my hospitality and left.
I later found out that, while at my place, the female doc has been spending and leaving the tabs for me.
My heart is broken. Is it because I lash her otele and gbensh shege from her every holes in her body from the day she entered my place? Yes i never once let her drink water drop cup rest, you put goat in front of lion and think dem go do night vigil?
Can't one release after stressfull lagos life in peace?
I need advice to know if am wrong for thinking that women are scum. Its like i wanna be a card carrying meninis!
Please I need advice.
I met this beautiful doctor while mountain climbing in Dubai and we exchanged contacts.
Back in naija she said her mum had an urgent operation to carry out in Lagos so I offered My place for them, so that the mum can get the surgery and recuperate.
Everything went well and they thanked me for my hospitality and left.
I later found out that, while at my place, the female doc has been spending and leaving the tabs for me.
My heart is broken. Is it because I lash her otele and gbensh shege from her every holes in her body from the day she entered my place? Yes i never once let her drink water drop cup rest, you put goat in front of lion and think dem go do night vigil?
Can't one release after stressfull lagos life in peace?
I need advice to know if am wrong for thinking that women are scum. Its like i wanna be a card carrying meninis!
What is this please?
ReplyDeleteSome parents shaaaaa!! My God.
DeleteMeanwhile, ashewo jam ashewo, no sorry for you.
DeleteI'm traumatized. really what is this? i don't believe this gibberish is real.
DeleteStart by simply asking her about it
ReplyDeleteYou are the SCUM, see this entitled “am” “am” brat.
ReplyDeleteSluttychic.
A big SCUM for that matter π..
DeleteI like the doctor chic already, poster you think say you get sense bah? Mtcheew.
HE IS ....HE IS A BIG ONE...
DeleteNow you're the victim. Oh pleaseπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
ReplyDeleteWhat does he mean by “spending and leaving tabs for me”?
DeleteBiko I am old school
Poster, you are unserious.
ReplyDeleteWhat is shocking about this chronicle?
You made her pay in kind, and she chose to make you pay in cash, that is if this story is true.π€·
Twins ♊ Squared
What about the payment for staying in his apartment?
DeleteDo you know how expensive accomodation is abroad?
You are making it sound like the sex was a favour to him, like we don't know many females can't go a week or two weeks straight without almost running crazy looking for d!ck to bang..
The guy was used and short-changed QED
Dante, the apartment is in lagos. Serves the yeye guy right.
DeleteDante I’m glad you used ‘many’ females and not all females because this female here hasn’t had sec in 10 years and I’m very ok
DeleteThanks
So doctors do an*l? Tufiakwa
ReplyDeleteFan Emmanuel
Fear doctors and nurses. I repeat again, fear this people..
DeleteWhy the generalization?
DeleteFear them especially the ones with reading glasses that look innocent
DeleteHahahahahahaha..
DeleteFan Emmanuel
All I can say is thank you for teaching me a new word.
ReplyDeleteYes oh! We don land againππ
ReplyDeleteSo you gbenshed every hole in her body or just the 3 normal s*xual holes?π .. you are a bad boy,. A VERY bad boyππ
I don't know if I should say you deserve all the debt sef but no no no,. The ghenshing was consensual, what she did wasn't.. that makes her a fraud.. a fraudster, and fraud is a criminal offence, obtaining by trick (OBT).. I think men are the most scammed species on earth, an average lady is a scammer and I don't want to even add thief, but when a lady is moving all your hoodies and joggers without your consent, no be stealing be that.. and the more annoying thing is that if you complain, they'll shame you for speaking, like who is supposed to be ashamed amongst us both..π€¦π€¦
WOMEN LET MEN BREEEEEFT..
LET US BREEEEEEFTT..
HABA!!
Thank God I'm not a Meninist shaππ
You need Jesus
ReplyDeleteSo you think you go shop otele for free before?? You jamb cool babe.
ReplyDeleteIf she's not a Lagos-resident and hasn't established ties in the city, how can she just enter a shop or restaurant, get what she wants, and then ask them to send you the bill?
ReplyDeleteThe hospital is a different case, because they would have seen you guys together, when visiting her mum...but for shops and other places of business?? π€π
Which hospital will discharge her and her mother without paying in full? What a fabulicious story!!! Probably wanted to mention 'meninist' so that their chairman on this blog can continue his normal parole. All of una go dey alright.
DeleteThe two of you had a good business transaction. Simple!
ReplyDeleteBros use super glue arrange your so called "broken heart". I hope they also left the hospital bills with you too??
But wait oo... What's with most people and sex?? Someone asks you for help and you decided to lash the kpekus and it's surroundings without mercy because according to you, it helps relieve Lagos stress...
Can't we do things without involving our private parts??
Can't we do things for free?
Or for friendship?
Or for future relationships??
Life is more spiritual though.
One day.......
My dear, this days most men don't like rendering help to women without wanting to have sex. It's so sad.
DeleteThank you ijeoma for this comment, as a lady you can’t even maintain friendship with men cos dey’ll want to be sleeping with you. As for this poster this ur chronicle screams fake cos how does she purchase things without paying for them first this na Naija ooo no be abroad.
DeleteSee them ππ
DeleteFriendship with men and wanting to use them for boyfriend responsibilities but don't want to give them girlfriend package..
Why she no find babe to go dey her house and use her as guarantor to collect things without payment.. the guy is the victim here..
Make Una carry Una 419 friendship enter bushππ
Dante the woman wailer see how you re defending nonsense na where dem dey see you, ebe a na afu gi ,see how a full grown man is talking about disgusting shalaye he did ,you re saying he is a victim, he is not a victim in the Otele lashing.
DeleteWhy help and complain of tabs ,he is not serious grown man behaving like a brostitude
@Ijeoma, you think he asked them to stay with him out of the kindness of his heart?? Mbakwa!! He knows he will get some action and he wanted her there.
DeleteNow I am really curious how she left tabs for you? This is Naija, not abroad. I think he is lying. Maybe she left just one bill for him to pay and he is angry. I know his type. Selfish, to the core. Hope the doctor sees through you, jumps and passes. I hope she reads this chronicle too.
Wahala so you cannot help person without expecting anything in return?
ReplyDeleteWell since you couldn't help her unconditionally, she kuku use style spend your money.
Normally you are supposed to be a kind and host.
Lash her otele?????
ReplyDeleteKam nukwa ife
*Bombastic side eyes*
People like this are always one minute men bragging? The type that cries after cumming, sells his birthright, squeezes the woman and start snoring like a whale. If you check, it wasn't even up to five full thrust that reached the depth of her womanhood.
Men wey dey Lash no dey too talk. They are called 'silencers' for a reason. Handsome, shy, rich and on their lane with big d**k and usage.
KING XOXO MYSTERY
You must have a lot of experience to know this π
DeleteTrue
DeleteGosh. This is disgraceful. Doctor, if you are reading this,how could you stoop so low with this nincompoop? Have some respect for yourself, please
ReplyDeleteSo it's good to gbench every hole out of her body in peace ,now she left tabs for you you re wailing, the fact that you said you re doc this write up is so disgusting, hope you use condom .
ReplyDeleteThe way you describe the whole thing doesn't befit someone of high pedigree that went to medical sch, continue ok you go soon jam hiv nonsense human being answering doc for mouth, parents go train pikin finish only for them to be behaving like a rabid dogs without control.e pain me say you be doctor
You knew what you were doing and why you offered your residence. Imagine that poor woman recuperating from her surgery and having to listen to your shenanigans day in day out. You are a ridiculous human. Mtsscchhwww
ReplyDeleteI don't believe this story. Left tabs for you? For this same naija?
ReplyDeleteLeft tabs for you as how? Did you leave your credit cards with her or she went to your street to buy things on credit using your name?
ReplyDeleteI don't understand this your cry-ni-cle(I can't call it a chronicle)
Kiddo has destroyed the table!
Deleteπ π€£ π
The guy deserves it
DeleteI'm π at the comments that are saying that a doctor can't or shouldn't be engaging in anal sex. So when you decide on a career path, does someone tell you what type of sex you're allowed to have? π
ReplyDeleteLeave tabs as in? Is it a service apartment? Or how??
ReplyDeleteYou’re sha a useless man!
My gender my gender. This is the reason we need not sleep with everything that moves. Look at this unfortunate human being that cannot even construct a proper sentence. I am sure he has the worst body and mouth odor. I blame the person that approved your Dubai visa.
ReplyDelete