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Friday, June 23, 2023
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Good pm to y'all
ReplyDeleteI am inside today and sure gonna have ample fun anyhoo
The beans i ate earlier made a whole lotta sense
Is it raining in your hood or nah?
Keep all of them juicy and fascinating gists trickling in mbok
Do have a cold and an absolutely perfect night rest
Goodnight!
Raining. I love the rain
DeleteI'm having homemade amala and okro soup.
ReplyDeleteI feel like hanging out later
I ate home made amala and ewedu😋
DeleteRaining Friday night, who else is thinking what am thinking? Knocking Friday night.
ReplyDeleteBonsoir Blogfam! il fait beau aujourd'hui! I wanted to eat kose and dankali(sweet potatoes and beans ball) parce que there is this Mallam that fries it near my bustop, immediately I got to the gate,I met a very big rat abi na squirrel,Omo! I didn't wait to confirm😭 No be small race I pick🤣🤣🤣 I think we both ran.... good God! Damn it! How did it get there? Gaskiya when I was living up north,I don't see rats the way I see them in Lagos in broad daylight crossing the road.....this is something else....I will just take bread and tea.....Iam not going out there....Nehi(in Indian voice)
ReplyDeleteHahahhaa. I went for a training in Lagos and decided to visit an Aunt in Orile. I saw rats as big as cats hugging themselves. God knows that was the first and last time I will visit that woman.
DeleteSo there are such rats in Lagos? I thought Ondo state has the highest and biggest rats. You would see rats running and the ground will be shaking. Very notorious rats, I wonder what they eat as they always look well fed. They also have a very high and sensitive nose. No matter how hidden something eatable is, they must trace and devour it. House rats looking like bush meat.
DeleteBonsoir kola, Bonsoir odali. Voila kola, voila odali. Au revoir kola, au revoir odali.
DeleteBonsoir mon amie, comment ça va? Comment ça marché aujourd’hui? Tu mangés maintenant? Désolée Mon amie. À demain 😘
DeleteHahaha.
DeleteNa French dey reign now.
Lol..
DeleteThere was this compound in Enugu state, that I visited my friends in many years ago..
The Rats there run Relay Race.. no jokes Fam..
Very big rats without respect, you'll just see them in like 3 run past you, then you'll see them (or maybe the ones they have passed the baton to) running back towards you again..
Those Rats were so confident and fearless, I bet they see themselves as co-tenants
Yeee the was in Lagos recently too, men as I was complaining my host told me its normal nah. Rat as big as human, in broad daylight opening dustbin lid. Afraid catch me
Delete😂 😂 😂 Guys! 🤣
DeleteStill at the site and about to go home when the rain started. I have to wait for the rain to stop before going.
ReplyDeleteMy boys did a great job today at the site and the owner of the building was impressed and gave us 10k for drinks.
Stella, I saw saw your question on IHN and I will reply in the morning on Spontaneous post. I couldn't come online again after I did in the morning and also let me say that in the next one week or two, I won't be active on the blog like I have always done due to work at the site.
My proposals clicked and work has begun.
All Glory to God.
See you guys in the morning.
Congratulations Teejay
DeleteCongratulations..
DeleteCongratulations
DeleteCongratulations. Keep winning
DeleteCongratulations, more projects fall on you.
DeleteCongratulations
DeleteCongratulations Teejay
DeleteI'm just here to say that I'm cold as f**k, and also horny as f**k out here.
ReplyDeleteIt is well dear 🤗
DeleteGuy! Being celibate no be person mate
DeleteDo you have a gas/electric stove?
DeletePut it on and place your gbola/kpekus on it. That cold/horniness will vanish by force by the time you start perceiving your roasted yarsh.
You better hold your pillow tight and sleep, nobi food.🤣🤣🤣
DeleteHahahaha 😂🤣😂 anon 22:19 thanks for making me laugh well. Una mouth no good
DeleteYou people are bad kai! No sympathy! 🤣
DeleteStella Maris you are kind, thanks jare! 🤗😊
DeleteIt's been a rainy day.thank God for the rain sha .indoors,binge watching stuff and looking forward to reading comments.cheers everyone!!!
ReplyDeleteCheers beautiful 😘
DeleteI see u dear!!!!!!!🥰🥰
DeleteLadies and Gentlemen
ReplyDelete#Theweekend🥳🥳
The cold breeze these days is making alot of people sick .. I had a lot of roasted corn this afternoon,I'm still full .. will take 3 in one coffee mix to warm up before bedtime
No footies weekend, I have downloaded alot of series to keep me company this weekend,will prolly smackdown live later
The best man - final chapter (Q is getting married) Shebly is angry 😂
BMF season 2
Run the world season 2 episode 5
Glamour
And just like that -- a sequel to "Sex and the City" I love this ladies,only Kim Catrell that is missing
Happy weekend lovelies 🎉🥳 get groovy jiggy 🥂🍾
🥰🥰🥂
DeleteNo posh restaurant today?
DeleteHappy weekend beautiful 😘
DeleteParis...buy live native okuko from mushin market or ikpodo.
DeletePieces it and make extremely peppered soup with 5 types of pepper, scent leaf,salt and lots of dried fishes.
Who be cold?
Good evening @Paris, enjoy your weekend🤗🤗.
DeleteRun the world, I'm enjoying that series. Just got home from a women's programme in church. It was awesome!
DeleteEnjoy your weekend Paris
DeleteTribunal accepts certificate against Tinubu...... The Tinubu that attended Chicago University is a female. PDP..
ReplyDeleteWatching Peppa Pig with my Niece, Oink Oink!... why do Yahoo Boys not bath? Jeez! Or is it part of their jazz to ooze? Yeeeesh!
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
the kain money we dey make your full family never see am shebi nah family house you still dey stay … just dey play dey play .. don’t go and get a laptop and change your life .. you talking shi , we making money .. wire dey go down
DeleteJust binging Deks and daughters on YouTube. Can’t believe how much I’m enjoying it
ReplyDeleteWho knew Chioma Chukwuka could bew so hilarious
DeleteChioma is naturally funny like Julius Agwu.
DeletePutting off another person's light will not make your own to shine brighter. That thing you saw that is making you to Buga. So many are seating comfortably above it in silence. Be careful because God is not man.
ReplyDeleteI saw a video of Annie Idibia inspecting her building project. Congratulations baby girl. More wins and speedy completion.
Your first paragraph 👌
DeleteJust code your success story,let your friends and family blow the trumpet on your behalf.
Yes Zaram, I follow Annie on IG, she's really doing well for herself.
DeleteIf there is a way, I think it's best the Titanic wreck be brought out of the ocean to prevent people from going to explore it. Something that has been in the deep for more than 100years.
ReplyDeleteExperts are saying they're not against adventures and that most of the world's inventions were made through adventures. Even though people are criticizing some kind of adventure, experts still maintain that people will keep going on adventures and this is true.
On the Titanic sinking, it is said that danger warnings were ignored until the last minute and the ship sank. What about the statement that was made "even God himself cannot sink this ship" how about making a hopeful statement like 'we trust that this ship will not sink' but no, God was on his own, you went to provoke him. I'm not saying God got angry and sank the ship, but on another note, you knew you will be 'trespassing' on his property (the ocean) and still deem it fit to mock him? It's like going to someone's house and insisting the person cannot throw you out.
Some oyibos live off adrenaline. One of the dead men had that trip as his 38th trip. They're not as frightful of death as we blacks and truly see (extreme) adventure as thrilling.
DeleteFrom adventure, GB was able to colonize more than half of the world. It pays them off and they won't be stopping. Heard of the outer space hotel in the pipe line for the rich that will cost $10m to lodge in?
It’s a myth no one ever said even God can’t sink this Ship
Delete21:46, no mind them jare. One person will come up with a rumor and they'll fly with it, sounding so cocksure.
DeleteThat line was by the Caledon Hockley (Billy Zane) in the movie 'Titanic and like so many other details in the movie, pure fiction.
God is not a megalomaniac mass murderer , competing why Pol Pot, that kills b-z because person a made a comment abouthis inabilityto sink metal. An omniscient God cannot forget his omnipotence.
DeleteThe drool being peddled at weekend shops in the name of organised religion is sickening. There are hundreds of millions of atheists and agnostics who God has not murdered. They will love longer than many bishops and prayer warriors because of their respect for nature and attention to the laws of science. It shows in the way they care for their minds and bodies and in their stewardship of their planet.
Yeah it's all for the thrills. What's new to see after diving 38 times. There's an adventure to climb Everest and another to go to space, costing huge amounts of money and the extremely rich will still attempt to go. it's a get away for them.
DeleteAnon21:46 Research says someone actually made the statement
" The drool being peddled at weekend shops in the name of organised religion is sickening." By God I love this statement. 🥰🥰😍🥰🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
DeleteAfi 'research ' which sillly research? Stop capping nonsense. State your sources, afi research says it was said. WHO SAID IT AND WHEN? SIMPLE. You are claiming something you saw online as truth when you where not there and do not know the people in question. That's how they use you peoples brains as dust pans, anything you read you call it truth. Tueh!
It's been a very cold day.
ReplyDeleteSame here 🤗
DeleteYour duvet nko?
DeleteI've suggested native okuko pepper soup 👆
Good evening everyone. Who will be my gisting partner, signify by raising your hand ✋😃😃. Happy weekend to you. Still feeling sad for those that lost their precious lives in submersible during exploring the ocean. May their souls rest in the bosom of the Almighty.
ReplyDeleteDem go soon use am act movie
DeleteHope you feel sad for the over 500 poor migrants that lost their lives at Sea too🙄🙄🙄
DeleteAs in ehn @Kidjo
DeleteThey glorify everything too much and it's baffling
May their souls rest in peace. May God comfort all those they left behind.
DeleteEverybody in d family was happy and saying the reasons they r happy we r relocating...
ReplyDeleteThe only testimony my girl had was; she's free frm my cane, dat no more cane again
I don dey look her with side eyes since dat yesterday
Congratulations.
DeleteCongratulations 😂
DeleteCongratulations
DeleteEnjoy your new environment
😆😆
DeleteCongratulations to you and your family 🙏
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteFunny girl.
Good one.
DeleteBye to flogging.
Lol
DeleteCongratulations
Three weeks back,I told you guys,the guy I met who said our relationship has started in the name of God the father,son and the holy ghost,
ReplyDeleteMe..hw ws ur day
Guyman..my day ws hectic
Me..hw??
Guyman.. these this mechine,we leased today,so the pump ws bad,I emptied my account, about 180,000, I'm now looking for money to fuel it.the company has paid,but the cheque will be cashed on Tuesday
Me...so what are you going to do about it
Guyman.. that's why I'm telling you
Me..so sorry about that,op you've had something to eat
Guyman .. madam abeg leave me,I dey talk money, you dey talk food
My brain .. block him
Me..na them,I blocked him,in the name of God the father son and the holy ghost.Amen
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteE reach to block him Amen
😆😄 awon family MM 😀
DeleteYou did the right thing
Delete🤣🤣🤣, he's not aware that you dey operate on no scam zone
DeleteMy own is looking for 2M to clear his car from port, I'm helping him in prayers because urgent 2k sef I no get
DeleteBlock him whole generation join barawo urgent 10k guys na them
Delete😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
DeleteNsogbu
Delete🤣🤣🤣🤣 smart move.
DeleteHahaha.
DeleteThis one eh if you type it in our family WhatsApp group, mumsie will close the gist with.
"Oh baby jisike, Dominus Vobiscum".
And one of my older sisters will add.
"Et cum spirito cuo".
Hahaha
Church agbasaa.
Mumsie was a Catholic before marriage.
We dey laugh scatter if she enter WhatsApp.
Lol
DeleteSMH at these guys
DeleteAbuja boys format🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteSomeone you started chatting with on Tuesday declared the relationship by Friday and you accepted...side eyes
DeleteBlocked! Done and dusted!
DeleteI'm still recovering from my one week sick-a-thon and all my body aches. I think I need a thorough body massage and this cold weather is not even helping matters😥
ReplyDeletePele mai dia
DeleteSorry 😐😐
DeletePlease rest well and take good care of yourself
Sorry dear 🤗🤗
DeleteI know what you did but I won't type it.😉
DeleteSo sorry. Take off time to rest properly. You’ll be fine.
DeleteSluttychic.
Eyah kpele💓..
DeleteAnd I know how to give good massage oh🤦
Thank you dearies 💋
DeleteXp momma, I'm innocent of any accusations oo 🤣🤣
@Maruam
ReplyDeleteThank u🤗🤗
Just finished having unprotected sex with my fiancé and I'm desperately hoping for pregnancy as my family no want make I marry b/cus of tribe
ReplyDeleteSo na pregnancy you won use tie the man and your family abi, that thing you're looking for you'll find it
DeleteI pray 🙏 they will understand when pregnancy enter
DeleteThe main thing is love and understanding between you both.
Hmm
Delete@Pearl, you no go understand cha cha... besides we both agreed to
Delete@STM, thanks darling... He possesses all the qualities I need in a man plus it's 3yrs and counting
What of if he eventually rejects you and your pregnancy?
DeleteMilkshakes question is important ooo. Who knows tommorrow?
DeleteThis time last week it was only by the grace of God that I escaped being kidnapped.they wiped my accounts,my phones jeweleries and all..that I am alive today is a testimony of his grace..doctor placed me on antidepressants and some others,been indoor for days now still in shock but it is well.
ReplyDeleteThere are procedures to recovering your money.
DeleteNdo
Am so sorry for what you went through. Pls don't think too much, God is still with you.
DeleteLord be praised you escaped unhurt 🙏
DeleteSorry for such an horrible experience... they'll surely meet their waterloo
Pele
DeleteChai thank God for you. I pray you get back yourself and move on without having to live in fears. May divine protection of God be on you Amen
DeleteThank God for you 21:22.
DeleteSluttychic.
So sorry about that. You will recover all you lost.
DeleteThank God for your safety 🙏 🙌
DeleteOh dear 🤗
DeleteThank God for your life.
May God heal you and grant you justice.
DeleteMay God be praised
DeleteThanks for your kind words….xhlrted they made me transfer to a pos attendant account,they confirmed the transfer and collected cash from the pos stand.the case is already reported tho.what other steps?
DeleteStill wondering why teejay is being trolled here constantly. Please did he collect anyone's bread or am I missing something? Yeah, I don't agree with some of his comments infact I jumped most of his comments,but that doesn't mean I should be mean to him.i no hear too much English but please you guys should live and let him live too.
ReplyDeleteSome of us shouting fin hug on Facebook are always here bashing and trolling for no reason, dey kuku don throw be out of that their eye service group sef.
Make I borrow osundi slang " e go be✌️
Fin hug dear😂😂😂🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️
Delete🤮🤮🤮🤮@Anon 21;11
ReplyDeleteGood evening blog family.
ReplyDeleteIt 🌧️ rain all through today, and still raining now self.
Am cooking pork (pig) Mellon pepper 🌶️ soup 🍲 against tomorrow as I would not be available to cook tomorrow afternoon.
Sleep 💤 full my eye 👀.
Nothing much just here with baby Sterling sdking and also Facebooking..
ReplyDeleteI just joined isoko group on Facebook, really enjoying the group.🤪🤪🤪
It's a cold world 🥶🥶🥶
ReplyDeleteMarry. Simple👌
DeleteI think I am getting fond of a wrong person.I can't help it.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, enjoy the moment.
DeleteEnjoy wetin? The faster you japa from rubbish the better, before you come here crying sey you don chop breakfast. Prevention is better than cure.
DeleteWaiting patiently in a designated place to be confirmed for something.
ReplyDeleteMany people are flashing me, DH on repeat like have they called you in?
God I wracked my brains writing this exam, I must pass. Aarrgghh. Olorun!
One song that gingered me through the preparations still on my lips.
Öwö Oluwa nbe lori aye mi.
O n'gbe mi fo
O n'gbe mi sare.
Yoruba bvs will understand.
God na beg I dey beg o💌🙏
Wishing you success in Jesus Christ's name. Amen
DeleteGood luck XP.
DeleteSluttychic.
Be still. Congrats in advance
DeleteBest wishes.
DeleteMay God come through for you 🙏 🙌
DeleteCongratulations in advance 👏
Don't stress it, Xhlrted P. You will pass and come back to testify
DeleteHmmm ok
DeleteGod will see you through. Amen.
DeleteI wish you God's grace.
DeleteAll the best ma'am.
DeleteGod will make it happen ma'am
DeleteIt will end in praise by God's grace.
DeleteGood evening you all.
ReplyDeleteJust came back from my owambe,rained beat the amala I ate commot for my body.
😂😂 The things we learn on SDK😂
At the owambe this afternoon,I requested for amala and boy,the amala made sense😂 so I decided to try out what someone wrote here sometime. I called the caterer and told her how good her food was then I requested for the phone number. I told her that I hoped her rice is as good as the amala. My people na so caterer bring jollof rice,fried rice salad and chicken come for me and my friend o 😂 I ate o 😂 after all what's wedding without party jollof rice 😂and the jollof rice didn't disappoint.
Haha.
DeleteThe things we read here.
Sha,buy a light nylon sexy impermeable,fold the raincoat and fix in your handbag.
Any how ,you won't get drenched.
Pele
Hahahaha 😂🤣😂 abeg enjoy jare. Cunny man die
DeleteTortoise sense 😂
DeleteOsundi I have copied your comments. I'll try this your style whenever I attend an occasion. I hope to be successful
DeleteThe Most Complex B
Lol learn only good things and leave bad things alone. The poor Caterer will think she has seen potential customer. Hope you guys didn't purge maka na, awoof na'sa kwa afo ( awoof dey purge belle)
DeleteI'm under the duvet with fan and AC on plus the cold weather, Hehehehehe, I just dey imagine say na abroad I dey and everywhere dey cold and snow dey fall for outside.
ReplyDeleteimagination wan wound me this evening 😁😁😁
Injection for pneumonia is N12k per one abi it has reduced in price?
DeleteContinue 🙄
Carry on with your imagination, you nor dey owe anybody ✌🏿
DeleteSluttychic.
Hahahaha 😂🤣😂😂 abeg enjoy your imagination
DeleteEnjoy the fantasy 😃😃😃
DeleteXP, Nope, the price sef don increase. E never tay I treat my son pneumonia 🤦
DeleteTGIF guys, Its a cold evening, and i love this weather mehn, weather for two me and my pillow.💃💃💃💃
ReplyDeleteNa me and my pillow ooo. Today rain jus dey fall, cold no give up.......
DeleteThe weather is really affecting me badly.
ReplyDeleteSorry
DeleteI think I'm falling in love with a guy my instincts is telling me I can't have due to many reasons.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is far above me in many things, financially, academically, socially, though he shows interest in me but my mind is telling me to cut him off.
One mind is telling me to go with the flow, but another one is telling me not to start it because of heartbreak.
I'm wondering how a man will be above 40, handsome, rich and well connected and be claiming single with no traces of any woman on his social media accounts.
Abeg go for it
DeleteIf not give him my anon number lol
I met Mr. A briefly at a restaurant and he showed interest in me. We planned to see again and I was looking forward to it but I noticed he was always forming busy but would find time to send chat messages with no call.
ReplyDeleteOne day he said he was horny and would want me to see him at his house in the Mainland. I objected as I barely knew him and was hoping for a proper outing, maybe dinner so we could know each other more. He complained about me not wanting to come to Mainland, it came as a surprise as we never discussed much.
Then we finally agreed to see again at my end (island)and guy man said he would see me for 30mins as he had other meetings to attend that weekend. He ended up not coming. Na so I block am for my head. He actually apologized later but baby girl don move on. No time for a Man who does jot know what he wants.
He knows what he wants, and he has told you in many ways than one. He is not interested in a relationship. He is a wanderer.
DeleteHe know what he wants.
DeleteHe has communicated to you in several ways.
He wantu fvkc.
Simple.
Na you no gree hear.
E be like say you dey very very naive.
As long as you are dealing with nigerian man, you gotta be wiser than a serpent.
The rain today didn’t come to play it’s so cold let me disturb my sleeping oga.
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome weather!
ReplyDeleteI just saw kambili and a whole 30 yards..,quite interesting but a predictable movie.
The weather is so cold and the only thing on my mind is sex sex and more sex.
ReplyDeleteMy 10 inch dick is just wasting away here with no one close by.
Chai
Delete10inches and Nigeria men weren't amongst those with the biggest gbola during a world-wide research. Una can lie eh,abeg carry your 1inch comot from here ,you dey give yourself mind by adding zero to 1 making 10. Oga caprison
DeleteI have been horny for the last 48hrs. I couldn't work properly yesterday in the office as my mind kept drifting to sexual thoughts. All dreams tonight was on sex. I woke up with a intense sexual feeling. I haven't had to level of sexual craving ever before.
DeleteABBA FATHER please have mercy on me and help me. I will not engage in fornication. Will be going for morning Mass and afterwards go for Confession. Then join others to clean church abeg.
@anon 05:49. If only it was possible to see one on one for you to see that I'm not those 1 inch men you have encountered. If you choose to believe those half prepared report, you are on your own.
Delete@anon 06:19 It's well my dear. God will come true for you soon with a good man for marriage.
5:49 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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