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Friday, June 02, 2023

FRIDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

 Weekend Hailings!



IN HOUSE MEMO....
I salute all this beautiful Friday....
Yesterday i listed two BVs as loving me a lot and some came on my inbox to declare love for me... I did not mean to make anyone feel less ooooh... I only used an example..make una no vexs..

How is the weekend starting off for you? ...Mine started off quite well as i got some really great news... Awesome God.....Hmmmm my people i am just beginning to relaise that different tribes cook vegetable soup differently... Now the question is, what tribe cooks it the best? I discovered this recently in Nigeria...............  I talk too much about food right?  LOL

Please send in your chronicles cos folder ti empty...
Tight hugs.....

Remember to spread love....

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QUESTION IN THE WRONG POST ON THRUSDAY

''Good day fam, I'm a newly married and honeymooning and DH has a huge anaconda and it's been 3 days of steady gbenching and it really hurts down there
I think I'm highly inflamed down there and internally. Please fam what home remedies can I use please...

I married a virgin and I'm 22 years dh like segs a lot I have beg him tire but he keep saying that's how it is in the first stage of deflowering
I have also used hot water and rubb but it still hurts outside and inside pls fam help a sis..

You used rub???? OH MY GOD!!!... like seriously at your age you dont know what to do? OK; Use that thing they call abokini to rub inside, and come back and thank me


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COMMENT FROM AN OLD POST IN 2014

''Yeah,back in the Uni I met this girl as a new friend and one day she came to my crib I heard her talking to her boyfriend on the phone,the guy was complaining about her not picking calls and all but she lied to hiim about why.in all I heard some sweet talks about buying a phone for her and all,yeah call me a golddigger!i sharply crammed the number and called the guy after she left my place.

it was the longest and best relationship I ever had cos the dude gave me everything,he forgot about the girl totally even I can no longer recognise if I see her now though.we dated for like 5 years and I got tired and walked eventually. Atimes,its some silly adventure with benefits.call it anything, I go where the money is...and hey! 

You that is miss SAINT,before you judge, my gold Gidding has brought me to USA to reside,pls whr r u now?and for those of you that ur parents gets u even common tampons this post isn't for u to comment cos u never experience any hardship in ur life.im outta here''

Some babes are hardened and wicked...See the audacity after snatching oh...LMAO

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192 comments:

  1. Women and accountability are like kriptonite ~~~~ Anonymous

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    1. I beg to disagree.
      That was in the old.

      Currently,we hold economies down,home and abroad.

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    2. 14:01, must be the women around you and the anonymous 'quoter' 😒

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  2. Love is indeed all!
    Good afternoon everyone.

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  3. It's just obvious why APC and INEC did not want the presidential election tribunal sitting shown live.

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    1. Anon 14:03,
      Oh, you saw that right. So shameful INEC denying their own results.

      I can beat my chest in full confidence that the tribunal will declare Peter Obi the winner of the election or ask for another election to be conducted.

      I can stake anything on this.

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    2. Someone wrote yesterday on that blue app that it's better folks follow the tribunal sittings so as not to start shouting and causing mayhem by the time the results get reversed.

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    3. Teejay, the hope you have in this deadass country is too cute 😂

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    4. Tj please calm down na beg I Dey beg you we all hope for the best but please calm down .

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    5. TJ I follow anon dey beg you to calm down maka ndu gi.
      Nigeria judiciary executive and legislative arm is wired weirdly, even with all the glaring evidence, they will cheat him out based on "technicalities"

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    6. I just pray they do the right thing.

      God bless our hustles.

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  4. Sitting next to your Ex in church is not a problem, the problem is when the pastor says "tell your neighbour it's not yet over 😂
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    Good afternoon TGIF💖💛💟💚💗💙❤💜💕💞💝💋😍

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  5. Milksha AND eesah, do u have fuel for your gen and motor? Hope y’all bought at 186? 🤔😏 Ikwakwakwakwakwa

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. Who dash them generator or bicycle? One is jobless and is living with somebody, the other one is selling kayamata in a kiosk. Them wan steal those two things ni? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  6. Martins, can I travel with bicycle from Port Harcourt to Aba? 😁😁😁 e be like say na to begin use bicycle sure pass now. I want go price bicycle so make I ask first.

    Rain really affecting my work. Na waaa.

    Na to hang out tonight sure pass. Subsidy no fit dull my parole.

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    1. One woman I know uses bicycle from Eche near (PH) to Owerri.

      Try it

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    2. Mao Akuh, you no longer live in the North?

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  7. Love is all that matters 🥰🥰
    Good afternoon everyone.

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  8. 31 things i want to tell you

    1. You are a human being

    2. Have a positive outlook in your approach toward the present and the future; be optimistic

    3. Develop a self happiness culture

    4. Learn to plan to plan

    5. Try many productive things

    6. Failure is not a bad thing.

    7. Categorize people, recognize your friends,

    8. Learn how to learn

    9. Forgive but don't forget

    10. Learn to learn how to use experiences

    11. Understand circles in your life

    12. Learn how to learn how to make and spend money.

    13. The love of your life will not be like you.

    14. Getting married is not a joking stuff

    15. Having children is not a joking stuff

    16. Pain is necessary

    17. Hold God fast.

    18. Don't listen to nonsense

    19. Don't listen to celebrities

    20. The timer in life is different for everybody

    21. Beauty is not always what you can see.

    22. Equip yourself with the right skills

    23. Learn the principles for everything. Principles govern how everything work

    24. You can not love who you do not know, marry who you are ready to accept.

    25. Travel

    26. Learn different languages

    27. Learn how to hear

    28. Invest in people

    29. Don't buy comfort on credit

    30. Eat your money

    31. Treat everyday as your last.

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  9. Poster with the anaconda dicked husband, try a good lubricant first and see if it helps. Maybe u are not getting wet enough, that could also be the cause of the pain

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  10. I totally agree that LOVE is all there is. My people, I greet una.

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  11. Stella, it's obvious you like food like we foodie nau😜

    Stella, which kind advise be this?🙆aboniki ke? Abi you meant ky jelly? Poster, Pele continue to endure until your kpekus will widen enough to accommodate your hubby gbola🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️🏃🏿‍♀️

    This last poster, is in wicked gang.

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    1. @Justyswt, Stella is being sarcastic...I mean why would she put robb there? Anyhoo, apart from ky jelly, getting wet from foreplay and all that, poster should also use warm salty water to rinse; it does help

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    2. Justy you are right. I use to have a bf with anaconda gbola initially it wasn't enjoyable but after sometime my kpekus widen to collect it wella. Now I spread leg on top window sef. We are married now.

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    3. 17;50, thank God you both married. If not, you won't enjoy any gbola that is smaller than his own. In school, I had a friend that this happened to. She had to get a big dildo after marriage cos she didn't want to cheat on her hubby

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  12. Most Nigerian politicians are old and worn out mentally. They cannot relate to the new ways of doings things. Their best bet is to step aside for those who have the mental wherewithal to handle things but mbanu, e ji super glue nyado fa noche ochichi. Old age is bound to happen to everyone but when you no longer have the mental and physical capacity, you give way. Their I no go gree mentality has kept this country where it is, lacking the most basic things. Kwechiri kwechiri na so lion take devour buffalo

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  13. That old 2014 comment, hmmmm
    Aunty USA, are you still on our blog? How far? You are still in USA? Enjoy!

    In other news, it was nice hearing your voice Ali B. I can't wait to share my testimony on this blog.
    Thanks SDK for your wonderful bvs.

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    1. You are just hearing bvs voices these days 😆
      We have some nice peeps here truly

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    2. Drizzy! Was truly nice talking to you my sister. I hope for the best for you. 🙏

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    3. I wish you the best Dreza.
      I wish I can do this type of work but I don old already, over 40yrs 😩. Abi age no matter @ Ali b

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  14. Welcome IHN 🧡
    Greetings everyone
    bv Dante thank God for healing,may your healing be permanent

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  15. There is no evil religion or Tribe, only evil people.

    On a Sunday, I got a knock on my door, told them to come in, I was sitting facing the window, my couz was with me in the room, these hijab ladies just came in, didn't even introduce themselves, try to pray with me or do all those clout lots of people do when they want to give, they just told me- good morning sir, please we have something for you, gave me an envelope and left without even waiting for me to thank them..
    Even the envelope wasn't branded, so it's obvious they don't care about being known. They're doing it the right way it should be done, giving without camera, loudness or collecting your data to start inviting you to their religious gathering..

    I was impressed.
    It's what I have always hoped to be.

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    1. Thank God this one did not happen to your friend.

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    2. Welcome back bro. Trust your'e better now.

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    3. If you see the ones that practice true Islam, to become one go hungry you, just like JW people

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    4. Welcome back Dante..
      Speedy recovery 🙏

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    5. Speedy recovery to you Dante

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    6. Nice to have you in our midst bv Dante. I pray for quick recovery.

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  16. Stella,yes different tribes cook vegetable differently. Give it to Yoruba on efo riro, Calabar and akwa ibom for edikankong, Igbos for oha and others.

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    1. My friend go and do research. Wetin bring oha soup inside veggie soup?

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    2. Come and drag me to go and do research since I never get better things to do with my time. You for suggest the name of the vegetable Igbos cook an?

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    3. A simple suggestion for you 2.

      Igbos make ofe ugu called "oke azopu"(rat can't drill a whole in it).
      So thick with lots of veggies and proteins and extremely delicious.

      Thank me.later.

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    4. Lmao🤣🤣
      game mistress don vex

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  17. Good afternoon Bvs
    Post from 2014😮just wow

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  18. NG TUBE..

    The father of them all lol.

    When the doc came with 2 pipes, one for Catheter that would be inserted into my deek and pushed to my bladder and the other, this one that would be inserted through my nose to my lungs/stomach..
    He keeps talking about how the Nose pipe would be discomforting and trying to prepare my mind for it, but me, I didn't understand, I thought nothing can be worse than the pipe they want to put into my deek, boy! Was I wrong..
    Them use KY jelly fix the catheter pipe finish, then came the time to fix the NG pipe.. the worse experience of my life..

    See ehn, since them born me, I never take drip before, highest na injection, my momsi na trained nurse, before she went into education.. so any small thing, she don choke person injection lol now all of a sudden, all happening so fast, I'm taking drips, inserting pipes into my body and doing operation.. me that even jogged on that Friday morning, evening reach, I belle begin swell, I no fit chop I no fit stool, na so I go for the next one week like that, without food lol..

    So the NG pipe, I was given a rubber to hold and vomit into it when I want to throw up.. so they started fixing it through my nose, when it got to my throat, they told me to be swallowing it, I was throwing up, tears was gushing out of my eyes, I went to heaven and came back lol.. another doctor was with stethoscope which was put in my lungs/stomach, so so to confirm when the pipe gets there..

    I had this pipe on for at least 4 days.. the Catheter was on for I think 5 days then the one fixed into my Tommy for drainage after the surgery was removed a day after

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    1. 😭😭😢😢😢😭😭😭😢😢😢

      Thank God for your life…

      Keep telling people around me that if the only problem you have in life is “making money”;you really don’t know what God has done for you..

      Good health is the greatest gift to mankind;and God will bless everyone with that,Amen!

      Welcome back Dante;more blessings in Good health.

      @MARTINS

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    2. Kai!
      You really passed through a lot. Perfect healing to you

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    3. Chai🙆
      Thank God for you Dante, your healing is permanent in Jesus name.
      Affliction will not rise again the second time by the grace of God 🙏
      Pele Dante🤗🤗

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    4. When you're healthy, you may not really know what God has done for you. Thank God for His healing upon your life.

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    5. Hope you're better now. Best wishes.

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    6. Oh my gosh! You went through a lot. 🤗. Thank God for your life. He will complete your healing. 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

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    7. Chai! Sorry about the NG tube, it can be harrowing. They tried to fit one on me post-surgery years back and I cried like a baby. Trust oyinbo, they left it and advised they would observe me over some hours if the stomach gas would go. Thank God it wasn't needed after all. May the Lord perfect your healing in Jesus Name.

      Ayettymama

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    8. BOSS DANTE, I thank God for your life.
      I can't even finish reading your write up. The pain must be something else.

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    9. Ah this thing come dey fear me o. Na really die you almost die o. Huh! God abeg!
      Abeg anything that will take you to the hospital, I reject it for you! Ahn ahn!

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    10. Hope the peepee is functioning now.

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    11. Boss Dante I'm glad the surgeries were successful, wishing you permanent healing..best wishes

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    12. Sorry about what you went through. Thank God you're better now.

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    13. God abeg oh, make my only sickness be say I no get momey

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    14. What !!!!
      So Sorry Dante, gush !!!
      Thank God for your life .
      Affliction will never arise again in Jesus name 🙏

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    15. Dante, i know i have lashed out at you in times that i saw you being out of line. However, i am grateful for your life and i am happy that your surgery was successful. Congratulations and good health going forward.

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    16. May God be praise 👏 🙌 🙏 for a successful surgery
      May your healing be perfect..

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    17. So sorry Dante. Really so sorry. Thank God for your life. The healing is perfected.

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    18. OMG!!! 🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢😢
      SCARY SHIT.
      May God give you permanent healing. 🙏
      Naaaa, may God not allow me witness this raw.

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    19. God! Me wey dey even fear injection? Thank God for you bro. I can't even imagine the pain you went through. May God perfect your healing....

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    20. Boss Dante your healings is parment Amen

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    21. You went through a lot Dante, thank God you came out victoriously. God's permanent healing I wish you. Jesus cares

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    22. A relative underwent similar surgery and his was due to typhoid or dirty stomach don't know what they called it.
      The day I went to visit him in the hospital, I nearly fainted cos I had never seen such before. Each time i manage to look at him, i feel dizzy. He was peeing with pipe and eating through pipe, I had to go out and wait for the people I came with.

      Pls take time off commenting and heal properly.

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    23. Thank God for a successful surgery. God will perfect your healing in Jesus Name. Amen

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    24. Omo, you try bro
      God's healing hands is upon you

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    25. My heart just dey pound as I dey read the description of what you went through. Good health is very much underrated Kai... I Thank God for your life

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    26. Omo!!!this is a whole lot
      Thank God for your life Dante
      Wishing you swift delivery

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    27. Chai! Dante thank God for your life. What caused the swollen stomach? Is it something you can share so that we learn a thing or two?

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    28. Jesus Christ 😳. I had goosebumps reading this. Thank God for saving your life bv Dante.

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    29. 😭I thank God for your life.

      May he perfect all that concerns you. Amen.🙏😍🥰🤗🤗

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    30. 18:24 a dirty and perverted mind.

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  19. Good afternoon to y'all.
    Na amala and vegetable soup get me this afternoon.
    Make una come eat o.
    Tgif still and 👋 do enjoy.

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    1. Dante has been talking,about the dilapidated state of the general hospital and state of things in the country but i didn't see any comment from you and your likes. But you will open your nkapi mouth waaa to talk about irrelevant things instead of holding the leaders accountable. You lot deserve the leaders you voted for.

      P.S Until Nigerians begins to hold their leaders accountable,and adequate checks and balances is done in all helm of affairs the better for Nigeria and Nigerians. I pray this regime favour Nigerians especially the low income earners.

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  20. Force hubby to take a break
    Remind him it’s odd he’s even fun when it’s having you in constant pain
    Don’t use rubb. Stella was joking

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    1. Imagine that.

      A whole Aboniki that some people will refuse to shower at dusk,once you bring out Aboniki they pull off their clothes and jump into the bathtub all by themselves. 😂

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  21. TASTE BLISS CAKES AND PASTRIES2 June 2023 at 14:23

    Poster you used Robb?
    I think you should buy lubricant, go to a pharmacy and ask them for lubricant.

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    1. The Robb provides painful pleasure

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  22. Good afternoon all
    New wife, may you get the help you need concerning how to treat that place..
    I think you should talk to your man to let you rest small so that you can heal. Some of us are married and we know that s*x should not hurt one partner, it should be enjoyed by both partners. Let him allow you to heal.

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    1. The husband is not gentle and selfish too. 3 days of entering same Jeruselem and it's hurting the bride.
      This kpekus na him property for life. Why drill it like a thief?

      Nne,beg him. You can try licking his deek for him to release. He should not scar you from enjoying sex because you will definitely have PSTD from this early stage.

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    2. Chai drilling like a thief. Maybe the bride price plenty

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    3. Love mejeje why are you like this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      So he wants to get value for the bride price he paid by hurting his woman with excessive pounding?

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  23. Aaaaarghhh Stella abeg na, don't tell her to use Aboniki oooh she is so naive and may use it oooh.

    Young lady stop using rubb on your private. Use warm water Instead when it hurts and insist on him using lots of lubricants when he wants to do the do.

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    1. She is not enjoying the moment. Oga is busy ridding his trophy 🏆 to care about her feelings.
      Some men are just impossible.

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  24. Good afternoon beautiful people,
    Thank you to all who answered my question yesterday.
    Omooo the answers fit cause hypertension.

    I have finally found the root cause ooo... Had to meet the doctor again and we finally discovered it was because of a bad tooth. The filling on the teeth broke.

    Fidel, thank you o...we both reject the cancer ooo.
    BB, the thread is secured tightly, me and pregnancy don't have any business again for Now (AGAIN) 😄

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  25. Excuse me,you rub robb inside your kini🤣😅
    Are you joking or serious

    Go get ky jelly and preseed
    You and your hubby should engage in foreplay before getting to business.

    Free your mind of fear

    Then you can do dates,coconut,almond nuts and honey blended together

    Watermelon and honey works too

    Talk dirty,dont be rigid

    Wear sexy lingerie and use sexy oil perfumes

    If you guys take wine or vodka,sip some

    Get a small Bluetooth for blues music in your room

    Leave the bed and go to other creative places in the house

    Be spontaneous,you guys can go out on a date on a cool evening, from there talk about sweet nothings

    Use your car back seat for quickie

    Get nice scented candles to make room cozy

    Happy Weekend,I hope this helps 😊

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    1. Fab momma don come!!!
      And the first long post na gbenshing advise😂
      Welcome momma🤗

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    2. Fab Momma 🥰 hope you're good? It's been a min

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    3. Hahahahaha 😅😅
      Fidel,hows the bumping going
      Hope our baby girl is kicking and bro Andre.

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    4. Paris sis,fine oo
      Naija no let person see road

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    5. Fab momma I hope the bride learns one or two from your opinions, all these things you enumerated as a virgin she know am so for her to use Robb rob on her kini shows how much she knows, some men no Sabi anything at his age with big gbola he did not even care to get a KY jelly lubrication to ease the discomfort of deflowering a virgin, and continuous drilling even when the bride is begging , some men sha . Bride stand up for yourself o ask him is it that he don't know about lubrication or what , allow you to heal let him not bully you into I will look outside o, you first heal try read up on goggle ways to go about it, I wish you can ask a mature adult grounded on things like this , initiate foreplay let him suck you to be extremely wet ,play with your clits and his good to go don't allow him to be thrusting like that thereby hurting you, research on ways you can help yourself around this big gbola.
      Remember na you dey bear the pain , let him wait while you heal, you ll be fine with time ok

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  26. Newly wed, maybe lots of lubricant during the do can help you

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  27. Hi new bride. Let him use lubricant, be gentle and space it. You have the whole of your lives to do the do. So, he should slow down.
    He should consider how you are feeling and give you a break .

    For the golddigger, keep digging until you dig yourself in.

    Happy weekend my people.
    How have you all been coping with the fuel hike effect?

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    1. Space weti?😂😂
      Be like you nor know how this marriage sex dey catch men😣
      When I first got married, I wan die. Morning, afternoon evening say na honeymoon. Okay honeymoon finish, morning and evening! Sneeze, your husband is turned on. Don't you dare walk around naked😂
      Na so e still even be now sef. "Marry a man that loves you" anthem get repercussions oo... You're always sexually attractive to them

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    2. Fidel, it is possible to give space if the man is caring. Did you communicate with your hubby how you felt during your own time and he refused to give you space?
      He would give her space if he is truly loving and caring and wants her to be fine.

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    3. Lol. Fidel. I so love this your comment joor.
      Carry go darling.
      More blessings in your home

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  28. @newly wedded bride...

    Please get a water-based lubricant at the pharmacy, let oga apply some on his d*** while you do same on your v***. Take paracetamol to relieve pain.
    I hope this helps

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  29. Lol .
    I'm HIV Negative😂

    See ehn, when Eka wrote about how she was arguing with her husband say she get HIV when them won go do test, na only me understand lol..

    Na me know the kind life wey I don live.. I'm not an evil person, (evil- things you do that affect other people. E.g lying, deceiving, backbiting, jealousy etc etc), but I'm a 'bad' boy (bad- things that affect myself only e.g getting high, drinking, clubbing, sex etc etc)

    Asin, I don't do thing that hurt people, I only do fun stuff that might 'hurt' myself.. lol.. I like balling and enjoyment.. so of course, I have had this HIV scare low key..

    There's this my guy, if we don dey stroke eachother, and I don dey win am, he go just say "Nigga Raw, you know say you no know your HIV status" lol.. him Don win be that, cos I go begin explain how first I'm not like him that sleep with hook up girls, how it's hard to get infected through deek and pussy sex say na Gay sex and him hook up girls wey no dey wet sex dey prone to infection.. I go even dey tell am how i dey take my 1000 milligramme of vit c daily and how my immune system strong die lol.. but deep down, I had that fear..

    So when I got to the hospital, my blood samples were taken in various tube for test, I didn't know HIV test was among.. until in the afternoon when my gee came back and was like all the blood test came out negative, I was like what test were run, he said, Hepatitis A,B,C and HIV.. I asked him again, he said the results are even there with him, I say why you no tell me say dem go run HIV, him say I suppose know nah, say na due process. I wasn't scared for the hepatitis cos I have taken the vaccine some years back but you see that other one ehn, I have been running from that test since 2006 lol..

    I just chatted that werey guy that always remind me of not knowing my status and told him, Bobo, I don do HIV test, I'm Negative.. your Fada😁

    From now henceforth, no more Nigga Raw Lol infact I'm now a secondary virgin till marriage😌😌

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    1. Dante..Ebelebe@your paragraph.
      🤭😂If I hear?

      @your 2nd paragraph,you could make a good husband to a lovely wifey if you reduce those things and let me add in my Deeper Life voice "you'll make heaven" haha.
      Dante repent o.

      Anyways, thank God you're better now.
      Jehovah is Rapha!

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    2. Nonsense boy! 😂😂
      When we wan do test for marriage, nor be small dodge I wan dodge, but I had to do it.
      Glory to God, I passed the HIV test in flying colors. I scored As! 💃

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    3. Lol ,speedy recovery.

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    4. That HIV test can be really scary I swear

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    5. Congratulations bon you HIV test pass Dante. Speedy recovery

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  30. @Dante, sorry about your experience at the government hospital, may your recovery be speedy, complete and permanent.
    May Nigeria not happen to us.

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  31. Lol
    @Post with husband with huge Deek..

    BV pinky, come and tell this babe the solution oh.. you wey your 20 inches dey cause wahala everywhere.. even doctor no mind to won lose her medical license 🤔🤔

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    1. Pinky's wife is a Bv,yeah?

      I find such comments nerve-wracking.
      Jeez!

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    2. Dante , good to have yoh back😄
      You are right, Pinky is experienced in such, considering his huge deek, let him come and give the virgin bride tips.

      XP, Pinky himself always hammers on the size of his deek here.
      Don't bother your pretty head my dear sis, his wife will be fine.

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  32. I'm waiting till 2:00pm so I will close. Lesson notes and weekly report done and dusted. I will no longer wait behind for a minute after my closing time, this one that I will be trekking these days. Let me keep reading the blog till 2pm.

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  33. Virgin bride, I hope you would be able to match his energy in this marriage. He loves sex so much and went and married a virgin? This one is wickedness fa.

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    1. Everyone was a virgin once
      She will adjustv

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  34. Good day lovelies.

    Poster...take all the advice from Fabulous Mom 👆
    It's a good summary.👌👏

    Ste...tribes cook differently with different spices and time beats.
    You can eat sha.🥺

    Love me bvs...haha. They're pleading you love them too in your inbox?
    Onye ajuru aju,o na ga ajunu onweya?
    (If they reject you, accept your fate).
    Only 2 are loved and that's it. Face front 😂🤭

    Comment...was it 2014?🤔
    Nothing like old posts on this blog. It can sweeeeettt, raw comments kabadaya.
    Where's the old Bv they said her body strong kakaraka like wooden bench? Come o, your type of post has landed, do your wahala.

    Bia Ste,stop beating about the bush,break this news already, we know say gist dey no dey whine us. Post it.😉
    Ehen! In this life eh,all you snatchers, don't ever sow pain in people's lives and expect to reap happiness,Karma ga je adimakwa,(there's karma na).
    Why struggle all your life trying to KEEP a man you stole? he's on the move, another will still snatch him.
    Ndi am* robber and ndi ort* robber ,una welldone.

    Happy weekend.
    Chau!

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    1. 😂😂

      Make me sef go inbox go fight for my love 🤣🤣

      The BVs for this blog na cruise Lol..
      Na why Big Stellz dey always dey careful not to show any special treatment to any BV for public.. make them no go kidnap the BV lol

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    2. If I hear say I beg Ste to love me. Taaa.

      Na 12 years on 🐈 cat and 🐀 mouse giriri we dey so.
      Sisters don't bite sisters, they pinch and laughhhhh it off.

      Those ones begging are younger peeps, this generation needs lots of hugs jare,they suffer too much, imagine many don't have anybody telling them I love you not even their parents because they're frustrated and busy looking for feeding money for kids, Nigeria na wa.

      It's all good. E go better.

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    3. XP you are right. Parents are too busy nowadays. Sometimes my kids will just look at me and say 'Mummy come and hug me' and they spread their arms, I look at them and feel pity for them and hug them tightly.

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  35. Stella, me sef love you. 😉. New bride poster, get a good lubricant. Pls, abeg, do not EVER use robb down there. WHAAAT! I can't even imagine it sef. Weather in the morning was sweeet, but now this sun, no be am.

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  36. Stella , I am just hearing about this your vegetable gist for the first time.. So different tribes cook their vegetable soup differently? Wow!
    I was surprised reading about the different methods of cooking okro soup yesterday too .

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    1. Nooo at all. All tribes should cook their vegetables the same. After all tribes are the same.

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    2. Mercy, it is when you travel to other lands or have friends from other tribes that you will see orishirishi.
      Hausa people have one leave that they grind and use to cook soup, this one is different form the black soup of Edo people o.

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  37. Aww! It's good to have the Boss Dante back. Good day Stellz. How's everyone? Paree, Teacher Nk, Eka J❤️❤️❤️

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    1. Holla Hun 💜❤️💖 how have you been? Have a relaxing weekend 🥳

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    2. Sweetie 😘, Happy Weekend

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  38. I have lots of experience to share as I had thyroidectomy few weeks ago but laziness won't permit me to do so.

    Good health is underrated cos the amount I have spent on my health in the last few weeks hmmmm is the summary.

    May God perfect all that concerns us, grant us good health and quick recovery to all with ill health.

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    1. Thank God for your life. May your healing become permanent.
      Love and light.

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    2. May God perfect all that concerns you, Amen

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    3. Thank God for your healing 🙏

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  39. Don't know what bvs are arguing about, when we say white rice and okro soup, there's no ogbono or oil in it but it's still reddish and sticking together. Hian.

    Have you eaten half done, reddish aromatic okro soup? With like different types of fishes;smoked,fried,sun-dried,steamed and about 6 types of pepper both fresh and finely dry ground?
    Oil comes from steamed turkey or orobo chicken? Nekwa ndia.
    Minus the protein it's one of the healthiest cheapest food recipe fa.

    Stop that hot oily stewing thing you drop on your white rice,it's not healthy.
    Some eat theirs with ice cold coca cola on top o? onwu😭

    Chau!
    🚶🏽‍♀️

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    1. Nothing in this life can ever make me eat rice and okro. Nothing!

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    2. Mama abeg no. This one will not work. Fear wee not make us not say our mind😣
      We've finished addressing how ph people are abusing our great banga soup to eat rice, una wan come add okro. Noooooo!😪

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    3. Eka and Fidel...you 2 sound like you love those reddish stew with plenty oil floating then 3 boiled eggs that soaked oil to accompany the dish.
      I hail!🙌

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    4. Rice and vegetable soup for me. That rice and okro, I can never eat it

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  40. Good day Stella and bvs
    Stella you are a foodie, that's why you talk about food all the time. I used to be a foodie too but when I noticed I was adding a lot of weight, I reduced it. Now I'm glad I did cos our country situation now requires reduction of everything including food 🤣
    Bv Ostrich, thanks for yesterday, I'm better today.

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    1. Reduction of food consumed is imminent now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    2. You can only reduce adults' food. Reduce children's food and see wahala 🤣

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  41. I was late to yesterday's FAQ post.
    I'm using the most useless network.
    Incomparable in its uselessness especially data services. Just had another meeting that this phoolish network messed up. There must be downtime multiple times every week lasting houuuuerssssss.
    If not that the number is tied to so many things I would have flung it where it belongs.
    I need another sim especially for data.
    Between MTN, GLO and Airtel, which is the lesser of the 3 demons?
    Please advice me, let frustration not kii my enemy.

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    1. MTN
      I have 2 MTN sim cards and it's pretty okay

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    2. Mtn anytime for me followed by airtel, but their data dey quick finish

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    3. All of them are the same. Just that, some are better in some areas than the rest. So, ask around you for which one is better, ask like three or four people. AIRTEL may be better than others in Ijesha Surulere, Lagos while 9mobile may be better in Aguda, the same surulere, Lagos.

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    4. It depends on your area.
      Airtel does it for me though they suck the data with pipe.

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    5. Follow Asia's advice.
      In my area, MTN is not good for browsing but good for calls. Airtel is the best for browsing here.
      Where my hubby's shop is, 9 mobile is the best there.

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    6. Thank you my people, you guys are the best.

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  42. Virgin bride, you are so lucky to have an anaconda in your corner. Just be using lube each time, and also during the knacking process. Then be drinking okra water, trust me you'd feel the slime in your kundus.

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  43. GOOD AFTERNOON MY SDK FAMILY.
    Dante thank God for your healing.
    Stella we all love you 🌹🌹🌹

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  44. E be like when madam Stella dey naija she no dey get time to cook.
    Food is life jare. Good food, tastefully cooked good food.

    Madam on honeymoon na wa o.
    Make this enjoyment no turn to something else o.
    How come the inside got inflamed bayi?
    Is it not the outside that gets inflamed?
    Biko stop rubbing any harsh thing there.
    Use water room temperature.
    And take a break from gbenshing, chai some men are not romantic at all, see pounding of life, god forbid o.
    Engage in other fun activities and enjoy your holiday

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    1. I hate that she used this hard pounding to open the floor. The man is not considerate at all. Just because she is a virgin and not experienced, she doesn't know that s*x doesn't have to be hard and strong pounding, he is taking advantage of her naivety. What sort of man is that?

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  45. Beautiful afternoon to everyone. Good to read your experience at the hospital Dante, thank God you've decided to change some lifestyle you lived in the past, an adage says Eni ija o deba lo npe ara re lokunrin, may your healing be permanent in Jesus name.

    To the newly married, a lot of people have given you the right advice, just read through the comments, please don't rub aboniki o, na play Stella dey play o.

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  46. Hi stella
    Hii bvs
    how is the weather down there???
    mine is very hot with no light😭

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  47. New Bride on Honeymooning 😁Which kin o e chance wahala be dis naa? Abeg tell ya oga to be calming down ooo, Plenty days and years ahead for una haba !

    Sooooo happy, it's gonna be a loooong hols for me💃🏻💃🏻 One Week Mid term break 💃🏻💃🏻

    No lesson runs today 🤭

    Cheeeeers as the day progresses 🤞😍💃💃💃💃

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  48. Once I get 5M now, nah to give my bf 4.9M, make e use am go abroad.
    Then I will use 100k to sub, make I dey view him status from Nigeria here.

    😂

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  49. Health is indeed wealth.
    Virgin bride, pele. It will get better with time.

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  50. Airplane pilots and co-pilots consume different meals, to avoid simultaneous food poisoning.

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  51. Going to Stella's inbox to declare love for her.
    Jeez, can't be me though😎😎😎

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    1. Yeah ,cause such acts re acts of eye service ,anything eye service or ass licking,count me out.

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  52. Hello bvs and SDK.
    Bvs in Naija, how are you holding up?
    We shall be fine by God's grace.
    New bride, your husband is really enjoying the place at your detriment.
    Plead with him to allow that place to recover. Habah! He should be considerate na. A caring and loving man should not be happy that his new bride is in pains from his pounding.

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  53. Stella you say? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😆😄
    Your bvs are funny, they behave like my kids behave to me. If one of them feeds me and I say "hmmm, thank you" the other one too will bring food to feed me and then tell me to say "hmmm, thank you"
    🤣🤣

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    1. Dante & the other BV that had surgery we thank God for his mercies towards you.
      Bv that will give her boyfriend 4.9m & use 100k to view his status you no well.

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  54. Home now and relaxing. These kids will not allow me to watch TV and forget Nigeria's problems. They have been watching Nickelodeon since we entered the house.
    2014 comment, clap for yourself. You have done well for yourself.

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  55. Good evening my people
    Sellers here are already adding price to the wares they have in their stores now. They have not restocked o.
    It is well.
    Dante I wish you a total healing.
    Sorry about all you went through.

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  56. Stella, talking about food, I love what you did with last Saturday's breakfast post, asking bvs to share recipes. I learned a new one.
    Pls, you should do more of that ma'am.

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  57. New iyawo, sorry. You should do sit bath. Put hot water in a custard rubber, add salt and sit on it. Dilute the hot water so it doesn't injure your kpekus o.

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  58. Dante, it has been great to see you out walking. Sending strength for a continued recovery.

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  59. Thank God for divine healing and restoration Dante

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  60. Finally, all the children for this blog don sleep.back to serious business.

    Virgin bride, congrats on your legimate pounding and for waiting for the right time to gbensh.
    It's like your husband does not wet ground before putting leg. Tell him to wet ground very well, by wetting ground I mean foreplay to put you in the mood, you might need to take enough wine to relax and calm your anxious nerves. Legimate sex should be enjoyed and not endured.
    Get this lube "Powdera lubricant" it's in a transparent can with Blue label and cover, the lube doesn't dry off easily like the others, make sure to include fruits like cucumber, mangoes, watermelon, Pineapples, Avocado and bananas in your diet, then eat plenty of Okro and water leaves soup.They re natural aphrodisiacs and will help your body in preparation for the mighty ananconda, you won't feel any pain when you are extremely wet
    Lastly, stop rubbing anything inside your peepee, don't go and upset the PH balance of your VJayJay. Just sit on hot water when next you feel pain after sex, and pls don't douche.

    God bless your home.

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