Wednesday In House News..

 Hailings....

IN HOUSE MEMO

How una dey`? I bring good news to you all...

Blog visitor Mrs A (later changed to Mrs E to represent her husbands name) has just welcomed a baby girl and mother and daughter are doing well....... Her husband who is also a BV called me this Morning to inform me of the good news..... I was so sad when he informed me also that in the last two years, they had lost four babies and they had been going through a lot.. which explains why Mrs A stopped commenting.

God no dey sleep and miracle no dey tire Jesus..

Fahter Lord,we thank you for blessing your daughter Mrs with a bouncing baby geh..... thank you Lord!

For those of you who are new and might be wondering what i am talking about , Mrs and Mrs E met on the blog through me some years back and they got married and God just blessed them with their own baby to celebrate their love....

Mrs E is tall and very beautiful and Mr E is tall and very very handsome, na match made in heaven ni...

...So back to my gist about what i saw at the Airport in Nigeria...Please if you are travelling, pray to God in heaven that your stomach should not send you to the toilet there..Either to pee or sh#t eeeeeh...... I went in to pee and came out smelling like 100 peoples pee mixed together...I was so upset, plus cockroach chasing me all over the place and me sitting on some SMELLY bed like thing that they called excecutive lounge settee....

At the airpoirt in Switzerland at the business class lounge, I went into the Toilet that was as white and stainless as the sky and with everywhere smelling like fresh flowers and i just stood comparing...I went int o do my stuff and when i got up the toilet flushed itself.......My eyes increased in size and i sat and stood up again and same thing happened...Imagine that kind of toilet in the airport in Naija? Such dreams cannot come true abeg.... Mscheeeeeew!
More rants loading for tomorrow... I will talk about the free food served me the executive Lounge at the Nigerian airport *spits*

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COCONUT DREAM FROM TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

''Good day all , I had a dream sometime last week , in the dream I was buying coconut from an elderly lady in the market . Though she had some bad coconuts she ensured I got good ones , like she made sure it still had water inside cause she shook it and even when I tried to pick any one that is not good she would tell me not to that it was bad. I bought and paid then I left. Please who can help me with the interpretation. Thanks .

Important Lesson!



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A young African man who was studying in Japan once wrote on his Facebook page:
''I was a guest in a five-star hotel in Japan, and while I was in the pool of the hotel in which I reside, and there was no one in the pool but me, I urinated under the water, suddenly…the water turned pink and the alarm worked, and the workers came and took me out of the pool, then they told me that they would empty the water and clean the pool and I disrupted an important section of the hotel, (it became a crack).

They called me after that, and the receptionist handed me my passport and asked me to leave the hotel. I left the hotel and searched for an alternative, and whenever I entered a hotel, the receptionist looked at my passport and said to me: “Sorry, you are the one who…. ah… and apologizes for not accepting me.. and so on… I was not allowed to stay in any hotel, so I resorted to the embassy.
They advised me of a hotel that does not have a swimming pool...When I left Japan, the passport officer said to me after stamping my passport, "

I hope you learned the lesson."

Conclusion: All of Japan knew that I urinated in the swimming pool, and here at home, up till now, our government does not know who stole billions of dollars from our state treasury.”

Source:Tales Of Africa

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