Wednesday In House News...

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IN HOUSE MEMO

I salute!

I hope that your day is going smoothly?Hmmmmmm this woman crush Wednesday please allow me to celebrate .........MYSELF!.......lol

Please my people is there anything like beans stew? I saw somewhere someone talked about beans stew on Instagram... How can beans be used to make stew? It sounds horrible!!!

If you must know I do not like beans at all cos my parents abused it when i was a lil geh..Morning akara and stuff, afternoon moin moin and stuff and night cooked beans and stuff....ah ah wetin!...LOL

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DIARY OF A PREGNANT MOM

For about a week or so, I wake up like an alarm around two to three am to pee but I end up in the kitchen with huge portions of food and i eat...
Sometimes I cook a whole meal because I can't help it, imagine eating amala, stew and ewedu at 2am

I have tried stopping it but I cant sleep if I don't eat , I will be so hungry and start crying till I eat. On the flip side when I eat, I also can't sleep because I have to stay up for like two hours because of heartburn caused by eating such heavy meals.
I have stopped fighting it and instead I have started stocking up on quick and easy meals that require less prep time so I can go to bed on time.

This is all new to me because I have never been the kind to eat for two in my previous pregnancies.

I am tired but not in a rush to meet my baby, because new born phase is another drama on its own.

Nah wah... so so complain but if you born finish now see gbola you go run abi you go stay chop am? hehehehehehhehehe abeg i cant laugh


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HMMMM!

One evening, my neighbor, who had become a close friend, approached me in a state of desperation, explaining that our landlord was on the verge of evicting him.
He revealed that his rent was overdue, and due to losing his job a while back and falling victim to a Ponzi scheme, he lacked the funds to renew it.

My heart went out to him, especially since we were tight in the compound. Without hesitation, I offered him accommodation.
I followed him to his house and what I discovered shocked me. His home was almost empty, as he had sold off all his belongings. I was really emotional and later that night, I cried inside my restroom quietly for him

People are really going through a lot but they come out and put up a smile so you would never know the hardships they are enduring.

I took him out that night and we drank, ate, danced with some pretty girls and had a good time. I made sure he laughed and enjoyed himself.

For the next three months, I provided for him, lending him my clothes and giving him cash daily. He ate well and never lacked anything in my house. I made sure he was very comfortable in my place while I revamped his CV, optimized his LinkedIn account and crafted a stellar cover letter for him
I took his resume and his cover letter to all my friends, submitted his CV's to countless companies and encouraged him everyday

One morning in the third month he woke up and told me he was tired of Lagos and had made up his mind to leave for his hometown in Onitsha

I thought he was joking till he began packing his bags. I pleaded with him not to give up but he started crying and said he couldn't take it anymore and had to leave but I shouldn't worry, he will be fine with his family

When I saw that he wasn't gonna change his mind, I dressed up and wanted to follow him to the park, he refused, and said he didn't wanna be a burden to me anymore
I insisted, he refused and left alone to the park. I called him later at night to check on him, his number was switched off. The next day, I called again, his line was still unreachable. For the next three days his number wasn't going

I started panicking and since I didn't know any of his relative, I called the landlord and explained things, maybe he has the number of his next of kin I could call to confirm his whereabouts

My landlord was surprised, said he never asked him to leave, and infact my neighbor just called him one day and said he wasn't gonna renew his rent. My landlord said he was even surprised when he heard he had moved in with me and just assumed we decided to be roommates due to economic circumstances.

As I dropped the call, confused, and surprised, I went to his Facebook and saw recent pictures of him in Germany.
Baba had relocated to Germany.
The clothes he wore on the day he left my house were captured in photos taken at the airport.
I chatted him up and just asked why
He replied, "you don ever see person wey dey tell person say dem dey travel out?"
I blocked him'

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I am not in support of such behaviour but people are wicked and if you hear stories, you will not blame this guy who ran off without telling his helper...

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