TUESDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

Hailings!

 

   IN HOUSE MEMO

Shout out to you all....

Have an awesome day and stay on your lane.....

 

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DIARY OF A PREGNANT MOM

During my first pregnancy I had muscle pulls (leg cramps) a lot, these leg cramps were so painful they had me screaming in pains.

They were quite irregular and all. This time around its different, I am experiencing leg cramps almost at the same time everyday, like a regular alarm clock, between five am and six am the pain hits and the muscles remain tense throughout the day.

I have started to learn how to manage and prevent it, I think it’s working because I didn’t experience it this morning and I hope it stays like that.

Things I am doing are taking a lot of fluids, wearing the right shoes, taking calcium supplements, stretching my legs at intervals and raising them up while sitting.
I hope all these practices help in the long run because “my tired is tired “.

Hahahahahahaha you don begin complain? when you were enjoying it, did you call us? 

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PINKYS CORNER

It's so disheartening for one to stress his/herself and also risk money in buying a property/renting one in this country call Nigeria. From my experience so far, the worse omonile ever are the one in Lagos, followed by the ones in PH, then my Ibadan omonile. These people are so heartless and has no human feelings.

I can remember vividly, a young man I know very well(I got to know him through his son (name witheld because he was a well known man in Lagos). He is into buying of properties most especially land and then resells later. He bought hectares of land around Ijegun-isheri oshun axis years back(before government signed the jakande estate to isheri oshun road), to tell you it's over 12years now.
Anytime the omonile has issues in court, they go to him to borrow money and give him land in return, this has been their normal business activities until one day, they went to his land and began to sell off everything while he was out of the country, when he got to know, he flew back to Nigeria. 

He Went to meet their so called olori Ebi(if u are into landed property you will understand better). He denied knowing anything . One faithful Sunday, he went to the land to see what was going on but he never knew these people had been making plans to take him out, he got there with his friend and that was the end of it all. I think the first gun shot targeted at him missed it's way and killed his friend, they never stopped at that, they shot him also and broke his head beyond recognition.
After several investigation and several visits, nobody was held responsible for killing them. The wife was ready to fight it to finish but someone somewhere advised her to let go and if possible, leave the country. She and her son left the country some months after the husband's burial and never came back to Nigeria.

 One thing I noticed about these people is, they look for every means to sell a plot of land to more than a client, by so doing, the clients will have no choice than to fight one another spiritually, physically etc, during this period, the omoniles will be busy putting alot of charm on the land by so doing, taking away the lives of the innocent people. Once no one is left behind, they resell the land again.

Now, some people have began to either pray on their land once they buy it or use other way round after purchase . The day I went to do foundation at my land, I was almost killed, a man came saying he owns the land, it was war, all cement wasted that day, I paid workers for not doing anything and 10bags of cement had been mixed with coarse aggregate which was wasted that day. I cried like a baby. I had to pay extra 150k to olori Ebi in order to retain the land. God should please come to our aid because omonile stress is just too much.


Ah... na wah ooo... Not nice at all, I hope it is not the land you have started developing that they wanted to take away? means they will come again t to try to take it

Be careful oooooo

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THIS IS A MUST READ

Please read this carefully and get your son or daughter to read it too.

This post is about what happened in a typical middle-class household.

The son didn’t like living in his father’s house. This was because of his father’s constant ‘nagging’;
“You are leaving the room without switching off the fan”
“The TV is on in the room where there is no one. Switch it off!”
“Keep the pen in the stand; it is fallen down”

The son didn’t like his father nagging him for these minor things.
He had to tolerate these things till yesterday since he was with them in the same house.

But today, however, he had an invitation for a job interview.
“As soon as I get the job, I should leave this town. There won’t be any nagging from my father” were his thoughts.

As he was about to leave for the interview, the father advised:
“Answer the questions put to you without any hesitation. Even if you don’t know the answer, mention that confidently.” He gave him more money than he actually needed to attend the interview.

The son arrived at the interview centre.
He noticed that there were no security guards at the gate. Even though the door was open, the latch was protruding out probably hitting the people entering through the door. He put the latch back properly, closed the door and entered the office.

On both sides of the pathway he could see beautiful flower plants. The gardener had kept the water running in the hose-pipe and was not to be seen anywhere. The water was overflowing on the pathway. He lifted the hosepipe and placed it near one of the plants and went further.

There was no one in the reception area. However, there was a notice saying that the interview was on the first floor. He slowly climbed the stairs.

The light that was switched on last night was still burning at 10 am in the morning. He remembered his father’s admonition, “Why are you leaving the room without switching off the light?” and thought he could still hear that now. Even though he felt irritated by that thought, he sought the switch and switched off the light.
Upstairs in a large hall he could see many aspirants sitting waiting for their turn. He looked at the number of people and wondered if he had any chance of getting the job.

He entered the hall with some trepidation and stepped on the “Welcome” mat placed near the door. He noticed that the mat was upside down. He straightened out the mat with some irritation. Habits die hard.

He saw that in a few rows in the front there were many people waiting for their turn, whereas the back rows were empty, but a number of fans were running over those rows of seats.
He heard his father’s voice again, “Why are the fans running in the room where there is no one?” He switched off the fans that were not needed and sat at one of the empty chairs.
He could see many men entering the interview room and immediately leave from another door. There was thus no way anyone could guess what was being asked in the interview.

When it was his turn, He went and stood before the interviewer with some trepidation and concern.

The officer took the certificates from him and without looking at them asked, “When can you start work?”

He thought ,”is this a trick question being asked in the interview, or is this a signal that I have been offered the job?” He was confused.

“What are you thinking?” asked the boss. “We didn’t ask anyone any question here. By asking a few questions we won’t be able to assess the skills of anyone. So our test was to assess the attitude of the person. We kept certain tests based on the behaviour of the candidates and we observed everyone through CCTV. No one who came today did anything to set right the latch at the door, the hose pipe, the welcome mat, the uselessly running fans or lights. You were the only one who did that. That’s why we have decided to select you for the job”, said the boss.

He always used to get irritated at his father’s discipline and demonstrations. Now he realized that it is only the discipline that has got him his job. His irritation and anger at his father vanished completely.
He decided that he would bring his father too to his workplace and left for home happily.
If you are a parent, keep on talking to your children about what is right despite their frowns. They will thank you later.

If you are teacher, kindly remember that you could be the only father's voice that boy or girl hears, so don't withold it from them. Talk to them about the things they are doing wrongly and shape their unconscious world for the life ahead.
Its not in vain, let's keep on keeping on!!We shall reap the fruit of our labour .
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 FROM TUESDAY SPONTANEOUS POST

''Good morning my people, abeg I get one small issue and I need your quick response before I vex.

How do I tell my neighbor whose bed stack is always disturbing me when asleep most times when they are doing the do? Just too noisy and annoying, the most painful part is, their ring tone is not inspiring at all "what is hmmm, yeee, haaa,di e di e, so Fe pami ni''

NB: my flat is directly under theirs and the same room I use as my bedroom is the same location they also use.......

Just fed up with this wahala..

Please construct your words well so I won't receive wotowoto

Blessed day ahead''

Mind your business

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