Hailings.....
IN HOUSE MEMO
How is everyone doing.....
I am under the weather and my voice has vanished from coughing, nah recovery process i dey so..
So let me continue with my rant of what transpired at the airport on my naija visit...
Once i checked in, i was hungry and i went to KFC inside the departure area thinking it would be like the one abroad, I ordered for burger and fries and what i got was not what i saw on the pictures advertising what i ordered.....
The burger bread was lean and begging for flesh and i didnt see any beef in the bread but something that looked like chicken nuggets (but not one). there was no salad and some kind of sauce that looked like vomit... These cost me four thousand five hundred naira...I took a bite and binded whatever it was i had bitten...
I went into the Lufthansa executive Lounge and noticed that the Ladies attending to people there hid particular food and only brought it out at intervals...I saw stewed drum sticks but they denied having any left...''So what do you have left'' She said she had (wait for it ) puff puff and burger.... Puff puff inside lufthansa Business class section? Am i dreaming or what? I asked her to bring it and whilst i was battling with the cockroach that wanted to travel with me and the smell of billionaire shit not cleaned off, she came back with something that looked like vomit and i decided that Luifthansa had to close that lounge in the airport to save their name and brand......
Tomorrow i will rant some more about the airport activity in Nigeria ..Jesus there are times you pray you are not a Nigerian at all and being inside the airport is one of those times..... I was shook, pissed, embarrassed and blown away by hungry looking alleged Immigration Officers...
Mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Have a nice rest of the day!
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THANKFUL THURSDAY
For the air we breathe free of charge
For waking up without any complain
For this Beautiful Family Thank you
This small geh is Grateful
Kisses Jewelu You are Loved
Thanks for the nice words Maam.... I am also very grateful and thankful this day...
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DON'T DIE WITH YOUR DEAD.
Did you know that when you cry for your dead, you cry for you and not them?
You cry because you “lost them”, because you don’t HAVE THEM by your side. You think it all ends in death. And you think they are NOT there anymore.
So if you’re dead no more, where are they?
Yes they have left, or they are now somewhere else, is that place better than this?
Yes, definitely that place is better than this; so Why do you suffer for their departure?
When you have finished accepting that they are no longer "NOT here", but they are still in another place even better than this, for they’re where they are no longer sick, or suffering.
Then you'll stop mourning them and you'll get them back in memory so they keep accompanying you with the joy of all that you've lived.
If you truly loved them LOVE them AGAIN and this time with greater strength, with greater purity, with greater delivery.
Today, there will be no more reproach of any kind.
Only LOVE, will be the essence between you, between us, between them.
I respect your pain, and the way you express it. I know you cry and you will cry without comfort.
But .. Today I say to you: Don't die with your dead.
Remember we are only seeing one side of the coin (death).
We are not looking the other way; we are not seeing the wonderful place of light where they stand.
What if we start seeing “death” as a Second Birth?
Second Birth we ALL will go through.
Don't die with your dead, honor them by living your life as they would have wanted you to.
Let them transcend.
And you keep living.
#copied
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Una good afternoon
ReplyDeleteWe welcome IHN
"..Jesus there are times you pray you are not a Nigerian at all and being inside the airport is one of those times...." Everytime, Stella. Not atimes or sometimes. Everytime.
DeleteStella get well soonest and may God perfect your healing. You went through a lot at that airport. The things Nigerians see and experience on a daily, smh. 🤦🏾♀️
DeleteMaybe as someone said we can have a post dedicated to peoples' experiences when they travel, both within and outside the country.
Dante doh my brother, trust you are much better.
See cute Teacher NK. God bless you and all beevees.
Welcome IHN 🧡
ReplyDeleteGreetings everyone
Pretty Teacher NK 😘
Pretty N. k.
Delete❣️💕
DeleteSDK is really angry at our Airport, 😄awww Pele dear, naso we see am.
ReplyDeleteHello Teacher NK.
Blessed day everyone.
E reach to vex na. 🤣
Deleteyes oh, very angry😂😂
Delete😍
DeleteShe bind wetin she chop
Delete😆😄😄😄😄😄
Stella e be like say you go turn this your rant to chronicle of Nigerian airport 🤣🤣🤣 because it was really a terrible experience for you. Truly many Christians need discipline.
ReplyDeleteEezi
Travel experiences rant is required, make people share their experiences by road and by air
DeleteHello
ReplyDeleteHolla Momma ❤️
DeleteThe best video on the internet space today is that of a young graduating Nigerian Somtochi Ugorji in one of the US university valedictory speech...so beautiful to watch,chanting Igbo kwenu to the crowd and so proud to be a Nigerian..I really hope our leaders can do better
Good day Gifty
DeleteMake a PIRORITY to love yourself and have a self Dignity.
ReplyDeleteDon't sale yourself short of your worth.
Don't lick ass because of Money.
Be guided and stay away from people who don't value you. 🌹
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DeletePriority 😊
DeleteSell 🙂
DeleteHow on earth are guys enjoying fixing and painting nails? 🥴🧐🙄
ReplyDeleteHe is even asking me which color I think will fit him. Like? Are you kidding me right now ?😳
That’s the first sign of one without immediate,Nuclear or extended family responsibilities😂
DeleteNa slay King😁😁 e wan chop life
@MARTINS
wonderment!!!
Delete😂 @slay king
DeleteMartins pls go back to your shop🤣
DeleteNa real e want chop life. Lmao
Deletena lazy guy dey fix and pain nails.
DeleteLol
DeleteLol slay king
DeleteWelcome IHN
ReplyDeleteBeautiful Nk💚
Good afternoon everyone 💞
Good afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteTeacher NK you are slim and beautiful
Really beautiful Teacher NK
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DeleteWelcome ihn ,hope everyone is fine? Fidel you keep repeating the same word of me dragging you,and am not happy about it,I don't just drag people is something that always lead me to drag someone,if you noticed me in this blog am always on my lane,I am not mad that I will just be writing if anyone do not look for my trouble..Fidel,Eka and Anon, I do take correction , that's when the corrector is also right..I wrote pupils
ReplyDeleteAnon said pupils
I wrote niblings
Anon said siblings,is niblings and siblings thesame meaning? That's why I said the Anon also need to do his or her research very well before ,she come for me..ye'all do not see that side of my write up,bcs you just jumped into conclusion..good energy nimofe. Ejor,🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Rest Oki, REST!!! You are doing the exact thing Fidel talked about, ahn ahn!
DeleteJust accept correction and move on we all make mistakes no one is truly perfect it’s not a big deal nne .
Delete'Pupils' is different from 'pupil's'. Google both of them.
DeleteTake corrections so that you can improve.
Many of us attended government schools, primary to secondary and we are not like this.
You don start? 😂
DeleteI'm the anon and I've decided to stop correcting you as you've said.
But, I want you to know that my correction/s was coming from a place of love.
I'm sincerely sorry if by correcting you, you felt hurt 🙏
@ Oki, please learn to use full stop and not comma at the end of each sentence. The constant use of comma is arrrrgggghh!
DeleteYou said pupil's, anon said pupils
DeleteYou said performances, he/she said performance
PRIDE goes before a fall...
If truly you dey on your lane as claimed and now you're being noticed by many, please by known for good not bad
One love ✌️
14:48, you still dey correct? You wan chop wotowoto
DeleteAbon2:26 do not know the difference between niblings and siblings? I don't know how to write accepted,Anon 2:24,I made mistakes, I agree,but you also made your own mistakes for not knowing the difference between niblings and siblings..lol,olodo lawa meji..🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
DeleteHere we go🤦
DeleteThis is what I don't like. Back and forth. We don't even know you in real life but we are all agreeing that you're a difficult person to deal with. I always mention you dragging me cos I don't like confrontations, especially keypad confrontations. Na warri dem born me, na face to face we dey do.
For the last time Oki, when someone tells you something meaningful, listen!!! Stop being unnecessarily defensive! I nor even know why I like you like this to come dey talk many. Wo abeg, anything you like do abeg. Sorry🙏
The way you add comma in every corner of your write-up 😂😂😂🤧
DeleteAbeg no come for me oo
Correction don turn war
Fidel ,I have taken all your corrections,but Anon also want to mislead me,Anon said nibblings and siblings are the same, that's why I disagree , or Fidel you want Anon to mislead me and keep quite? That's when I will be calm and good person to you?
Delete@Oki there was no time anon said nibblings and siblings are the same.
DeleteI dey follow Una matter up ... No dey lie
Oki you’re a very difficult person to be honest what’s so hard in accepting correction na wa for You .
DeleteSome of just want to make jest of oki.i
Deleteknow oki do make mistakes sometimes ,she accepted all the correction s but the anon should also admit his or her fault for not knowing the difference between niblings and siblings.oki deserve some accolades for letting some bvs to know the difference niblings and siblings.exactly her point.. one love 💚💚💚💚💚
Please you people should leave her alone! I studied in the US and the Uk and the Chinese and Indians can’t speak or write English properly! I don’t know , who wrote IELTs and GRE for them! They are top notch in their fields! Let this woman rest! These are even PhD holders, who are very intelligent in their field, that’s why they had people like us, business writers, who transfer their technical contents to the business side! So far , you can make sense of her comments! Please leave her alone!!! Grammar corrector please find another work do! Abeg you! How can you all be on one person’s case like this! Please let her breath on here! I hate oppression.
Delete17:35 I honestly nor won talk my mind
DeleteSo, correcting someone means oppression in your dialect? 😂😳🤧🤧
Please take a seat
The anon corrected you yesterday and today he/she apologized and promised never to do so again because you perceived it as war and you proceeded to call him/her "Olodo". Wow!!!
DeleteIt tells a lot about you
18:06 my dear A WHOLE LOT.
DeleteSuch people I always ignore, because it never ends well when you extend a hand.
Ever.
What is this fgs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteSee all of them going under Anon bcs of my matter? Anon you the one telling lies here...I said one of my nibblings,and Anon said is wrong, and that is siblings that is correct.hmmmmm..contine passing quick judgement on me.
DeleteAnon 17:25 thank you so much,am not too good when it comes to writing..but you see that aspect of spoken English..hmmmm am very very good.i will try to improve on my writing skills
DeleteAnon 18;32 and 18;16..I don't really care..your judgement is nothing to me .. these Anon have being on my matter for a very long time..I just want them to leave me alone,if you want think anything,kokanye.. thesame thing you were all doing to Eka.. calling her all kinds names...thank God she is doing well today.
Delete@Oki, now you sound childish 🤣🤣🤣😅
DeleteSleeping next to your bae/boo for the first time no be moi moi.You have to breath in English, not too loud 🔊, deep,and not too fast.Remember,no snoring 😴 😴
ReplyDelete😆😂😂
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Good afternoon everyone💙💗💚💛💞💝💖💟❤💜💕💋😍
Sorry Stella for the Ill health,I pray for swift recovery for you💙💗💚💛💞💝💖💟❤💜💕😍💋
Breathe*
Delete14:28
DeleteBreath and breathe na the same meaning but different spellings
@14:28, they ain't the same thing, but both are used to describe or engage in the same process, one is a noun and the other is a verb, now go configure out which one is which, ndi bekee
DeleteBreath - Noun
DeleteBreathe -Verb
I love learning ❤️
Someone should please explain how they are both used
15:36 Eg:
DeleteHe has a bad breath (noun).
You need to breathe ( verb).
Thanks castle 😊
DeleteAnon 15:36, for example, he has a bad breath, you breathe so fast
DeleteWhy do people hate correction ?
Delete17:03, Answer: PRIDE
DeleteNo dull moment on SDK. We are also here to learn. 😂😅
DeleteGood afternoon everyone
ReplyDeleteIHN is here again
Thanking God this coming weekend will be long for us in Nigeria.
Stella this airport experience you had is horrible. Is it the same experience foreigners get in our airport.
Is there hope for Nigeria our land.
Why didn't I watch Sing 2 before now, such a beautiful movie embedded with lessons, better than Sing 1.
ReplyDeleteI'm leaning towards animation movies these days and I'm enjoying them.
Next on my list is "Enchanted" and "The Nutcracker and the magic flute".
Tried watching Bridgerton season 1, I couldn't finish episode one, I don't understand what is going on.
Una Good afternoon.
Haven't watched Sing 2. Nutcracker is not bad. Tried watching Bridgerton, and i had to stop. Wasn't feeling it.
DeleteYou no understand Bridgerton 1? Me too did not understand it, I no too understand their English and no subtitle, I kukuma abandon am 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteAh you didn't understand bridgerton? Ah that's weird o
DeleteAbi because I don read the books before? That movie with very funny dialogues
Sing 2 is soooo cool❤️❤️
Sending you 🤗🤗🤗🤗, Stella. I hope you feel better. Teacher Nk, 😘. Hmm, don't die with your dead. I really do not know what to say about that write up 🙄. Anyways, y'all stay safe out there.
ReplyDeleteHorror movies
DeleteThe Pope's Exorcist
Evil Dead Rise Et Al
Good day Candy hope your feeling better.
DeleteThanks Millshakes. 🤗
DeleteHiya Shady. I'm getting there. 😊. Thanks dear🤗
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DeleteMilkshakes will not like this Stella's rant ooo. Too bad he cant even react 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteCuriousity finally pushed me to measure a piece of wood to see what an 8 inches something looks like. God abeg, forgive me🙏
🤣😘😘😘😘😘
DeleteLeave me alone aboki. Lamba lord!
Hahahahahaha milo and milk
DeleteHannah you don dey find your brother trouble again. If he comes for you, we will not support you o🤣
DeleteAboki be looking for the guy's trouble, when he replies you now , his haters will arise. They will not warn you now.
DeleteRespect yourself, that you are still in school at your age doesn't make you young, you are older than him, respect your old age.
DeleteHahahahaha curiosity na him make fly enter coven.
DeleteMadam rest, stop picking on people that re always on their lane.
DeleteAct your age for once ok.
But what she said is apt, you only see him on any post negating the Igbo's or Peter Obi
DeleteGood hot afternoon to y'all.
ReplyDeleteStella, your experience at the airport is nothing compared to some government hospital. It is well with naija.
Teacher Nkay looking Peng as always 😍
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DeleteGood afternoon Stella and bvs
ReplyDeleteSDK sorry about your health.
This your experience, I hope you shared it on your social media pages and tagged the parties concerned?
Let instablog9ja and the rest lift it and spread it. I trust Nigerians, especially on Twitter to come out and share their own experiences tagging the airlines and other authorities concerned. This may bring the change we need in that area.
Honestly, I seconded this suggestion.
DeleteHello everyone.
Nothing will happen even if she shared it on her social media pages. They ministeries, agencies and departments concerned will do nothing. All the # about Police, forceful collection of money from motorists, what has it changed? What of Immigration? I hope you saw the video that went viral years ago about 2 rats fighting on top of ceiling at MM airport. Was the disgrace not enough? We have normalized failure, mediocrity and idiocy in the country to the point that seems the Nigeria is doomed, caused and will never succeed.
DeleteHahahaha 😂🤣😂😂 am enjoying your rant. Please bring all make we know who dey spoil work for this country. Cockroach want to japa. It's not easy for them in this our obodo country
ReplyDeleteSDK please take it easy on our dear country. You will finish us with all your rant. You have seen what we all are going through in this country.
ReplyDeleteGoodafternioon
ReplyDeletei think i am enjoying this stella airport chronicle...
Enjoy the rest of the day cuz me din dey stressed.
ReplyDeleteI don Waka tire cuz of house..
Pinky, house wahala no suppose reach like this for Ibadan na.
DeleteAbi you dey find high taste with small money? You go waka tire o. Just go for what your money can take o, before you spend the money finish on top inspection fees and transport.
Pele
DeleteI can relate
Pele Pinky, everything is gonna be alright
DeletePele. Have you checked those online agents?
DeleteGood afternoon wonderful BVs. Nigeria airports and most public toilet facilities is an eyesore. As time goes on, the pain of the dead becomes memory.
ReplyDeleteMay be we will start with chronicle of Nigeria airports.
DeleteTrue
DeleteI avoid using airport toilets before boarding whenever I'm traveling, can't bring myself to see funny things based on what my folks have been complaining about.
DeleteThat MM airport needs total renovation but they will budget money for it and one oga somewhere will divert it to his pockets, I don't complain cause complaining won't solve anything.
SDK 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteMM airport international wing don enter wahala, together with Lufthansa dem.
Chronicle of Naija Airport!
ReplyDeleteIt is well with my dear country.
Sorry about your health Stella.
Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂 @Chronicle of 9ja airport! SDK don vex 🤣
Delete🤣
DeleteUna good afternoon.
ReplyDeleteSorry about your airport experience Jeweluchi Stella.
Holla Boo 🥰
DeleteBeautiful NK Baybie ❤️💜 I wan be like you when I grow up oh
Pariiii baiby ishi nini ? 😅No talk am again o
DeleteStella that lufthansa experience reach to vex. Ordinary food, they still won't serve after paying that much for flight ticket.
ReplyDeleteSame experience we had with egypt Air last year, we paid for business class tickets and the business class lounge was still very sub par, including their next to nothing menu.
Even their so called priority boarding na scam.
Anyway, take care of yourself Stella.
Hope everyone is having a good day.
It is because they know they can get away with it, Nigeria has no value for it's citizens comfort and welfare
DeleteCorruption, lack of standards and ignorance no gree FAAN and Aviation Ministry oversee correctly
Good afternoon Jewelu and Bvs. Pele Jewel 🤗
ReplyDeleteThe rate of child molestation out there these days is alarming. The social media is making us to see these things more often than before now. Everyday, we hear new and different cases.
ReplyDeletePls parents, try and pick up your kids after closing , don't let teachers to close and keep with the security guard.
Everywhere is not even safe for these children. I can't imagine what the previous generations of kids passed through in the hands of perverts.
Earth is no paradise. Just last night I was thinking about the lives of women and girls and it hasn’t been pretty from the dawn of history. Many cultures and countries have a lot to answer for. Shyna and Indea alone have participated in the deaths of uncountable female babies and children. If you get a good life on earth it’s like winning the lottery. Children have been used, abused and ill-treated. Even Jesus haven’t come back, the trauma of the first earthly experience was too much, he ain’t in no rush to come back, and I don’t blame him. Getting off the wheel is the real achievement.
DeleteGood afternoon,lovelies.
ReplyDeleteI am back from paroles and that sums it all up for this week.
Who dey zuzu? I don't even have time for irrelevancies and having to trade tackles anymore.
Nigeria must be great during BAT's tenure.
Stay positive!
My* Again* for the the second to the last line
DeleteIrrelevancy* 😊
DeleteI know right @Anon
DeleteI actually still maintain on the one i used.
Go online and check for it.
Omo! English hard abeg and broad
DeleteJust when you think you know it all 😃
busy body @Milkshakes
DeleteNa so una call buhari Messiah, goal post don't shift again
DeleteGood afternoon
ReplyDeleteJust came to mark register🏃🏃
Stella u really cracked me up
ReplyDeleteLol @binding whatever u bite and smell of billionaire shit.
Sorry for the cough, ndo u will be fine.
Nigeria agwulam ike
I also laughed at that statement..."binding whatever I ate"🤣🤣
DeleteIke agwula gi daaa 💪
DeleteStella when next you are coming into Nigeria 🇳🇬, make sure you use the flight’s convenience, before you get off! Hold yourself until you get to your posh hotel! That’s how we operate in Nigeria! We only use rest room in posh places! Airports or public toilets in Nigeria is a no no!!! Shalom
DeleteLol. Stella you never see something. Welcome to Nigeria. This your ordeal at the airport na moi moi compared to what is happening in this country. EVERY SECTOR of the country is deteriorating . Health, aviation, security, Education, power just name them. Baba Buhari did us shege. Anyway we deserve our leaders. Is it not this same NIGERIA people are paid to form online warrior to defend this wickedness. Baba God please bless me so that I will not depend on Nigerian economy.
ReplyDeleteDeteriorating Keh?
DeleteIt has deteriorated !
Good afternoon
ReplyDeleteThat airport experience sounds tragic. Lufthansa and the airport authority should be made aware. I cannot believe a lounge belonging to one of the top global airlines could be as you described. Cockroach, the smell of human refuse permeating the sitting area and food hoarding. Sounds like a horror movie. And all of this happening in 2023. Imagine tourists having that experience as their last memory of Nigeria. Departure side should always put the most out because that is where final impressions and memories will be formed. The experience sounds so traumatic. Economic situations showing on the immigration officers is sad. I thought airport jobs were well paying for customs and immigration officers. Stella, this requires an investigative report.
ReplyDeleteWe that are used to Nigeria will probably not complain about any of those airport wahala. Fast recovery to you Stella.
ReplyDeleteNK you're so pretty 😘
Much Love Jazmine ❣️
DeleteSDk,I pray you quickly forget about the ugly experience you had while in Naija.
ReplyDeleteWe as Nigerians,have decided to accept the situation forced on us by our leaders.we keep praying and hoping for a leader who will be so kind,not only to help the masses but to make the country an envy to other countries.
Good afternoon my people.
Is May 29th a public holiday?
ReplyDeleteIt should be
DeleteLol
That day go sweet ehn
e go sweet abi? I hope BAT gives a political appointment
DeletePheww !!! What an awful experience. Jewel I wish you quick recovery. Change of Weather, water and every So sorry.
ReplyDeleteCount down to Inauguration day. Are we hopeful for a New Nigeria?
I believe and keeping my hope alive
✌️. Lesson runs calling.
Cheers as the day progresses 😍
Stella, so so sorry for the nasty airport experience. That's just a tip of the rot that they have turned Nigeria to.
ReplyDeleteSome body is in charge of the place but he will ll not do it despite the huge funds allocated for the work.
I hope you now understand why people wanted a change for a new Nigeria.