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EAVESDROPPING MOTHER IN LAW
How do you handle a mother in-law that always eavesdrop whenever I am with my husband in the bedroom?
We live in a duplex, and she has her room but she will always come and eavesdrop every night, sometimes she will be telling me everything I discussed with hubby, I told hubby but he doubted me, and then he caught her red handed and gave her serious warning,
Few months ago, I had issues with hubby, he tried to touch me at night but I refused because I was angry, could you believe that this woman warned me the following day about it, this and so many other things, she came for check up and has refused to go back to her base, I am tired mbok.
Few months ago, I had issues with hubby, he tried to touch me at night but I refused because I was angry, could you believe that this woman warned me the following day about it, this and so many other things, she came for check up and has refused to go back to her base, I am tired mbok.
We gave birth to 3 kids but she is saying that we should complete them to at least 6, me wey don hang boot, she wants to run my home.
Na wah oooooh....Is there no way you can trick her back to where ever she came from? I find it really disturbing that she listens to you making out with her son...Like is she sick or something`...
The next time you catch her red handed again, send her back at once..
This is why no relative will live for extended period with me. Dem never even vex me, I don dey find my space talk more of the one that will now vex me. You will go back to ur home.
ReplyDeleteThat ur MIL is the type most women pray against. Abeg, speak to ur husband about her returning to her base. It's not like she doesn't even have a place to stay.
If am you I will continue giving her what she wants. Me that’s always fantasizing being watched while I do the do. Poster I envy you oo, The way I for dey moan for her ehn, conji for finish her. Lucky poster
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DeleteIf you live in a duplex, you must have a room downstairs. Let her stay there. Then lock the door that connects the stairs to the rooms upstairs. When she wants to climb up to do gbegborun, she will meet a locked door. Message passed, Message gotten.
ReplyDeleteThis solution heavily depends on the design of the house.
DeleteNot all duplexes have a separate door before reaching the rooms. You just climb upstairs and see the doors to each room
DeleteWhat is the difference between eavesdropping and phone snooping..
ReplyDeleteA lot of women are very okay with these things and don't see anything wrong with it until it is done to them..
So many babes eavesdrop on their boyfriends l/husbands.. same with snooping..
Na like this woman Una go be for future if you don't end that nonsense bad behaviour...
One babe don't know why I cannot become serious with her, but this is the major thing, I have caught her doing both in the past, even though she apologized after first arguing and all, I can't see myself having a girlfriend/ wife who tries to eavesdrop on my discussion with other people
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DeleteHow is this a solution to poster's problem?
DeleteHmmm
When I think things are getting better, you post this? Oh Lord, how can anyone even compare snooping on a spouses phone whom you are joined with as “one” to eavesdropping by someone you dint take a vow with?
Delete16:29, he can't get better , stop hoping for him. Won ti fi ori e gba paro
DeleteNnaaaaa eh Dante honestly everything isn’t about you. Sometimes just read and pass Nawaoo
Delete@Dante,one day you go tell us wetin woman do you,it's becoming nauseating,Haba,the moment a post involves a woman talking about her ordeal you will always twist it and act as though men and women are in some sought of competition in this world. Have some sugar I think you you really need some in your life,this is not healthy at all.
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DeleteYou should know that some of these men are zesty. Beware of men that call fellow men “simps”
DeleteAll these funny and wicked mother-in-law are product of bad marriage.
ReplyDeleteIf not, why would a reasonable adult be doing such shamelessly, If her husband is dead, she should get married or tell her son to get his mum a dildo because it seems her body is still active for some bed work.
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She should tell her husband to get a dildo for her mother, are serious, just imagine if someone told you to get a dildo for your aged mother how would you feel? Na wow for una for this stella's blog sha.
DeleteIs your hubby an only son? If yes, that's how most of their mums behave
ReplyDelete1) You can fix a door with a central lock that leads upstairs,so no one can cross without you opening it..
ReplyDelete2) You can also fix a light with sensor plus camera(body movement detector) such that once she or anyone is there or at close range;the light comes on automatically and camera records..then you show her that and bluntly tell her you don’t like this
3)Give her free S*x entertainment;if you know she is there anytime;moan louder and loudly ask your hubby “who is your mummy?” then ensure he repeatedly says “It’s you”..
Hope this helps..
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DeleteWho's your mommy for the real mommy to hear?
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DeletePoster na that chronicle wey Stella dey post for Sunday you suppose even write, I think it’s called chronicle of hope or something.. Where BVs comes to share thanksgiving. Imagine God fulfilling my sexual fantasies Oh my God
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DeleteSuck him sweetly or ride him well and let him moan loudly and then ask him , who is your mummy? Let him say "you"
Who is your mommy? I don learn this 1, my nosey mil is coming to my home in usa, I no get duplex na condo...so the moaning go loud plus the above question even if no action...lol
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DeleteSomeone once told me that people who eavesdrop are more likely to be gossips.
ReplyDeletePoster, be careful your mother inlaw may be ratting you out to a 3rd party.
Best to send her back to her base. Plead with your husband to do the needful. I find the attitude very disturbing.
That woman is not sound! Who eavesdrops and still reveal at the same time. Ignore the rants about more children..
ReplyDeletePoster, give her a show! In fact, maybe you shu kuku invite her in and make her watch a steamy session one of these days since porn dey hungry her.
ReplyDeleteIs your husband her only child? I hate to break it to you but your husband is a semi-Simp and you are too calm about this. Person wey he for don offload the next morning after he confirmed your report. He is there waiting for the day she will ask for 3some before he does the needful. Your house must be the most interesting in the entire country right now because as serious as this matter is, it is also so freaking funnyπ€£π€£.
The word "simp" don suffer for una hand for this blog
DeleteThis is part of what my mother in law did when she was with us, ndi uchu
ReplyDeleteDid you give her a show? π
DeleteStella it is only the hubby that can send her back. Family interference is not a good sign.
ReplyDeleteposter give her more show, keep her busy every night, whether you want it or not just make sure you moan and bring down the whole building. That your mil she is so lucky to have a calm woman like you, you can try that method some one said on this block by making them sleep inside the toilet with heavy purging lol
ReplyDeleteif you feel she's by the door, open it and scold her openly. embarrassment will make her be uncomfortable in the house, shame go catch your husband for her self. na to dey send her work remain as she has fallen from the respectable position that you put her.
ReplyDeleteThis!!!
DeleteTurn up the volume. She want to listen then let her hear some moaning and groaning until she takes her ass home. Shit, let you and your husband plan a day off and let her listen until it disturbs her and drive her nuts. Give her something to talk about. Ridiculous woman, bout you should complete it to threeπ Maybe your antics will make her want her own husband and she goes home.
ReplyDeleteThe woman is sick psychologically.. What manner of life is she living in your home.. Please, make sure she returns to her base.
ReplyDeleteIssues like this na the man I go always blame.It’s not like your mom is sick or something that she needs 24/7 care.Pls respectfully tell her to go back home and leave your family alone.I’m a man and I will never allow my mother live permanently with me and my wife no matter how much love I have for her.
ReplyDeleteThank you sir! What is her husband still waiting for after he too caught her? He ought to put his foot down and send her back home immediately. If the woman turns nasty now, dem go call family meeting for her head for disrespecting her MIL. This kain woman fit don record their moaning ringtones sef for phone. Na dat one she go use dey serve Kolanut when she returns to her base. Her husband needs to act now. WTH!
DeleteShe get strength o. How long does she stand at the door to get so much details. It's your husband that can send her back otherwise your only option is intentionally doing whatever you do knowing she's eavesdropping
ReplyDeleteHow about this woman lieing against her mother in law just to get symphatisers so that her husband can send her mother home
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DeleteHusband caught her too
I disagree with you.So its the sympathizers that will make the husband haVE sense? I dont think shes lying to have sympathizers she has never seen in her life
DeleteDid you read the chronicle?
DeleteMy mother inlaw was on this table. My hubby caught listening to us talking. She is back to her base since then. No more visits to us.
ReplyDeleteYour husband na Odogwuπ. Action man✅. Ayam not understanding Poster's husband in this matter. Is it that he enjoys knowing that his mom enjoys listening to him making out with his wife or what?
DeleteEavesdropping used to be very common in the eighties and nineties, but that was long before the new millenium. In this era of internet, it's only boredom that will make one eavesdrop. Get her a smartphone, teach her how to use Facebook, YouTube and Netflix. She will get busy and eavesdrop no more
ReplyDeletePoster see this too, aptly explained she's bored
DeleteHmm I trust myself she wouldn't even dare na as you carry yourself me wey be say my nickname na ojukwu madam talk to your husband to send her back or show her shege when the son is not around what sort of nonsense is that.
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